Worldwide Telephone Assistance.. (481 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.52 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by PoBz_UK (View user info) at 2007-03-15 09:40:10 EDT
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .
The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."
Mujibar said, "I am ready"
The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready"
The manager said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems.
No doubt you have spoken to him..
Bet You Have Talked to This Guy-I know I Have..
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-16 17:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-15 22:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Too funny!!
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Paul - What is your problem?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:54:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is exactly the sort of stereotypical nonsense that does little to attract Indians to this website.
Now my latest post, on the other hand, does precisely what this fails to do: http://www.ubersite.com/m/99741
Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:29:54 EDT (#)
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I laughed, plus I work near (and have friends who work at) Microsoft...it's full of Indians here too.
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TELL ME MORE!!!!
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed, plus I work near (and have friends who work at) Microsoft...it's full of Indians here too.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:02:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-15 10:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
isn't humor supposed to be.............. well.... humorous? This sure as hell wasn't
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How would you know what humour is?
I think I spoke to this guy when he worked for BT a few months back; we didn't get on.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-15 10:55:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I got this picture seven years ago in an email forward.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 10:49:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-15 10:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And thats why I custom build computers myself. Fuck tech support.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-15 10:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
people who don't know the first thing about comedy below
Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-03-15 10:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-15 10:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
isn't humor supposed to be.............. well.... humorous? This sure as hell wasn't
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-15 10:00:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-15 09:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Am I missing something?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-15 09:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahhahaha
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-03-15 09:51:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-15 09:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 09:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wasn't great, wasn't terrible.