SPT: The Curse of Earpit or Why I Shouldn't Be Allowed to Have Pets (1156 hits)
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Submitted by tiaprae (View user info) at 2007-03-15 11:41:47 EDT
Laughter fills my ear as I pick up the phone.
"Hello?"
"Tia...sit down for this one..." It's Jenna...What now?
"Uhm...I'll stand." I happen to already be sitting, but whenever some one tells you to sit down while trying not to mimic a Hyena...it really doesn't matter what position you place your body in.
"Molly's dead." Christ
"What?"
"Michael found half of her in his room, and the other half in the hallway. It looks like a murder scene in here."
"Well it kind of is."
"A cat killing a hamster is not the same as a person killing another person."
I open the door to the living room. A sweet stench of mold rushed into my nostrils and caused my gag reflex to erupt.
"What is that god awful smell?"
Josh looks up, "Did you clean the litter box?" Although I'm sure that didn't help things, cat shit was vanilla and lavender compared to this.
I look at the hamster cage. Molly #2 is not moving. I thought it would be ironic to name her after her predecessor, an ode to the Simpsons' Snowball. I thought maybe she was sleeping, hamsters do that...they sleep. She had climbed into the "Petting zone" and shoved the bedding into the tube. She had no escape and what i'm sure was, very little oxygen. I opened the lid, and instinctively poked her.
"Oh my gawd...ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!" The cold, clammy, hard as a rock, Molly did not move.
"What?" Josh finally leaves the sanctuary of the couch.
"....She's dead."
"I'll take it out to the trash."
"I bought a gerbil."
"....."
"What?"
"...You don't exactly have great luck with rodents." Matt may have been right. But Molly #1 was not technically in my possession at her time of death, and Molly #2 commit suicide by suffocation. Kira would be fine.
"She's really cute."
"She's going to die."
Three days later I'm routinely checking on Kira. Food? Check. Water? Check. Kira? She was laying in an awkward position in the corner of her cage. Laid out in a strange fashion...I've never seen her sleep like that before.
I refused to poke her for fear of the cold clammy reminiscence of Molly 2, so I picked up one of her chew sticks and lightly tapped her stomach. No movement. I shook the cage. No movement. Fuck, I've only had her three days!
I grab my phone, "Jenna? Kira's dead."
"What?" We had both bought gerbils together, it was a bonding experience, "Lola isn't looking great. She doesn't really move much...oh god she's twitiching." We got a bad batch of gerbils. "I'm going to go take her to Petco. Do you still have the receipt?"
"No."
"....I'm going to go anyway. I'll call you later."
I call Matt next. I bet he poisoned her. "Hello?"
"My gerbil died."
A silence from his end of the phone for a moment, as the death of my poor gerbil sank in. "I'm...I'm sorry hun.."
"She had food...she had water...she was eating! I don't know what happened."
"Maybe you know...you have like...an ability."
"An ability?"
"Kind of like the Midas touch...only when you touch rodents...they die...rather than turn to gold..."
"I hate you."
Last night my little sister decided to buy me a dwarf hamster to ease my pain. I named her Lulu.
While at the petstore:
"This one is cute." Heidi points at a fat black and white hamster.
"It is..." Nameless hamster runs into a tube.
"...it stopped moving."
"Christ."
I hope to god Lulu doesn't die.
User Reviews
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:47:42 EDT (#)
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Johnny - Unfortunately as of right now, the position of my pimp is taken.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:32:25 EDT (#)
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So basically, your very touch kills rodents...hmm, there's a couple of guys on Uber I'd like for you to fuck
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-16 10:40:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-16 10:31:29 EDT (#)
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I just realised your username backwards is almost earpit. I am not sure if you know this, though chances are that you do, and that is why the word is in your title. Chances are you mention this in your post. However I'm going to go ahead and point it out anyway. Because *I* noticed it.
To late : http://www.ubersite.com/m/99002#2322854 ; interresting story where she derived it from...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-16 10:31:29 EDT (#)
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I just realised your username backwards is almost earpit. I am not sure if you know this, though chances are that you do, and that is why the word is in your title. Chances are you mention this in your post. However I'm going to go ahead and point it out anyway. Because *I* noticed it.
Submitted by odin (user info) at 2007-03-16 09:10:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-15 22:43:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-03-15 20:24:14 EDT (#)
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I laughed!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:31:37 EDT (#)
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Fuck all, you're on heated....good for you(courtesy my sexual inuendo).
Everyone kill themselves in a Nazi camp.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:29:54 EDT (#)
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Sadly my camera does not exist anymore, so internet mammograms are an impossibility
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:26:27 EDT (#)
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Let's orgy.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:23:28 EDT (#)
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So is your camera funtional enough for a internet mammogram?
Performed by Dr. Drake.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:37:10 EDT (#)
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:(
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:33:14 EDT (#)
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hey scourge, why don't you go whine about how your main user ID was banned and how lost and vulnerable you feel, you fucking cry baby faggot
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:29:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:07:33 EDT (#)
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<3
Don't you love how people always choose some totally random post to camp out on, making the author think that she/he is popular, like scourge or this broad, when in reality they're about as cool as satans crotch?
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i agree, scourge and this broad are a couple of real tools. fuck them both.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:16:55 EDT (#)
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WOOT!
I WIN BY DEFAULT.
SUCK IT, METHOD!
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:15:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:14:07 EDT (#)
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And wouldn't warm be the opposite of cool.
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Good point, the analogy doesn't really work.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:15:12 EDT (#)
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I need to buy some allergy meds, I've sneezed 8 times (I've been keeping a tally as I'm sure I'm actually allergic to the office...or the coworkers in said office)
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:14:07 EDT (#)
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And wouldn't warm be the opposite of cool.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:13:57 EDT (#)
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Okay, y'all's linguistically stylings are far too much for my allergy medicated brain to handle.
weeeps
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:13:23 EDT (#)
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Cool or not Tiaprae, I still wanna see the Beav.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:12:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:10:36 EDT (#)
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Wouldn't Satan's crotch be hot? I mean, he's Satan and he's in Hell, which is hot. That would mean the poster's hot.
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hot is the opposite of cool, in temperature terms
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:10:36 EDT (#)
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Wouldn't Satan's crotch be hot? I mean, he's Satan and he's in Hell, which is hot. That would mean the poster's hot.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:09:35 EDT (#)
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He had a lot of issues in general, shortly after the wedding things got far too weird for me to handle.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:08:50 EDT (#)
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I have no dillusions of popularity, I'm a nobody here
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:07:33 EDT (#)
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<3
Don't you love how people always choose some totally random post to camp out on, making the author think that she/he is popular, like scourge or this broad, when in reality they're about as cool as satans crotch?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:07:26 EDT (#)
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I don't think there's any such thing as 'a wee bit gay'. You're a man and you like to suck cock = You're gay.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:05:39 EDT (#)
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Ha, did you know that New York isn't too far for me to come and kick your ass?
<gets in car>
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:05:12 EDT (#)
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Yes he did...one of the many reasons for the divorce. He was a wee bit gay
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:04:38 EDT (#)
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Yah, and did you know that Hilarity is a tranny too?
<runs for his life>
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:01:41 EDT (#)
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Wow, just wow. Did your husband know he/she/it was a tranny when they rubbed up against eachother? *shudders*
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:01:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:59:47 EDT (#)
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Actually funny story, my exhusband cheated on me with a tranny, she ended up calling me one day. My ex has hairy nipples
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Too late!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:59:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:49:11 EDT (#)
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Most trannies tend to like hairy guys...I don't know why, but nipple hair does it for them.
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I dont EVEN want to know how you know that, sicko.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:59:47 EDT (#)
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Actually funny story, my exhusband cheated on me with a tranny, she ended up calling me one day. My ex has hairy nipples
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:58:33 EDT (#)
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you would know, wouldn't you, tranny
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:49:11 EDT (#)
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Most trannies tend to like hairy guys...I don't know why, but nipple hair does it for them.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:45:10 EDT (#)
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I tried to tell him that tranny had the butt aids, but NOOOOOOO, he didn't wanna listen. What can I say Meth, I tried to warn him. Now the aids is eating his weiner and causing him to grow massive amounts of body hair. How's he supposed to get another tranny with all that body hair? Talk about not planning ahead...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:37:57 EDT (#)
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his T Cell count is down, but otherwise he's in good spirits.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:37:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:07:34 EDT (#)
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Matt, you fucking didn't mind asking me to give you a cock-stache and when you asked me to pump wifey with a couple of loads because of your sterility problem it was okay then, huh?
Well fuck you guys, give me my ball....I'm going home.
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dammit it guys, I told you not to piss him off, now how are we going to play without a ball?
HEY SICO, COME BACK! WE'RE SORRY!
frickin idiots, don't think ahead.
SERIOUSLY DUDE, WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:29:35 EDT (#)
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Simon, how you feeling lately?
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:29:23 EDT (#)
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sicose don't be mad
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:27:33 EDT (#)
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Fuck all, if you are going to believe a guy who can't even stay instated with his original name then I might as well buy them pictures back from Method.
You all are Czech riatas I tell you.
Eat my dick.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:25:22 EDT (#)
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Flak - All information duly noted. Thank you for the warning.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:24:48 EDT (#)
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stfu and get off our post
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:18:28 EDT (#)
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Just got back from lunch....
I seem to have missed a bit
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:12:27 EDT (#)
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Yo' Matt, I thought we were homies, yo'?
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:07:34 EDT (#)
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Matt, you fucking didn't mind asking me to give you a cock-stache and when you asked me to pump wifey with a couple of loads because of your sterility problem it was okay then, huh?
Well fuck you guys, give me my ball....I'm going home.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:03:46 EDT (#)
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all three of you desperate losers should shut the fuck up, please.
you, poster of this nonsense, don't post a photo of yourself. you seem like a fairly normal human and these people will either fall over themselves to try and fuck you, or they will try to devastate you completely by attacking everything they can about you.
also, for the love of all that's holy, stay away from simon. he only has a 2.5 inch penis and i'm SURE it's crawling with bugs.
fair warning.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:03:42 EDT (#)
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dont look now Ms. Hilarity, but you just got lemon-partied
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:50:45 EDT (#)
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Why do I get the feeling that my pic is being photoshopped right now?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:46:55 EDT (#)
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And your previous hi-jinks to smite me.... harrrummmph.
*tries to rub "angel" tattoo off ass*
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:45:51 EDT (#)
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you're fucking evil and you're going to pay dearly for that e-mail
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:45:00 EDT (#)
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I am not mean! <sniffle>
My personality is made up of sunshine and smiles. Well, except when you piss me off, then I just cut you, but that's really only every other person, so I'm sure y'all would be okay.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:43:19 EDT (#)
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<copies, pastes, emails>
The outcome of that email is gonna be high-larious :P
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:42:33 EDT (#)
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Angel is a mean broad, I wouldn't hit on her with a 2X4....again.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:40:43 EDT (#)
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oooooooooooh NO YOU DI-INT
Fine, i'll hit on you, Fresh Prince style
Heybabywassuphurryupandgimmeyonumbabeforeidontwantitnomo
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:38:47 EDT (#)
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Pussy.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:36:31 EDT (#)
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YEAH AND I'D HIT ON YOU TOO, AS HOT AS YOU ARE, BUT I FEAR FOR MY LIFE
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:33:23 EDT (#)
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Oh hush, you love me.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:31:30 EDT (#)
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fag below
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:30:19 EDT (#)
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George, Simon - be nice. *glares*
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:29:59 EDT (#)
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Long story, you'd have to ask him.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:25:46 EDT (#)
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All four of my childhood goldfish turned out to be suicidal. I am also a herbicidal maniac.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:24:55 EDT (#)
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bleah
Why was there a cock contest to begin with?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:20:59 EDT (#)
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He challenged me to a cock contest and was too embarrased to send his back. Something about having a non-circumsized greek helmet.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:18:42 EDT (#)
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Sicose - Why?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:17:09 EDT (#)
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zak = method and he DOES have a lot of pictures of my cock.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:16:07 EDT (#)
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I'm hoping I'll be able to steal a friend's camera in the oncoming weeks, either way next camera will be full body.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:15:21 EDT (#)
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Zak-
Unfortunately I lack a camera and any pictures besides this and the camwhore from http://www.ubersite.com/m/99306, neither of which have full body pictures, so I can't prove you wrong. I am fortunately not morbidly obese (whether you believe me or not), albeit pictures of my face tend to scare young children, mostly due to the massive forehead.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:15:20 EDT (#)
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anyone want pictures of sicosemens penis, email me - electro1178.at.gmail.com
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:13:37 EDT (#)
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tia, sorry to say but I'm with method on this one. I want too see a full camwhore, STAT :)
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:11:10 EDT (#)
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very tricky....might not be morbidly obese because she has a jawline, but that might be subterfuge, i've seen anomalous fat broads with only one chin, thin from the neck up. It's hard to tell, but I'm thinking she's thin and ugly as opposed to the other uber standard, fat and cute.
Of course, there's always "fat and ugly" uber broads, which is a class in and of itself (proud member of the male division since 1985), but I don't think this broad is fat, just mis-shapen and incredibly unremarkable.
Prove me wrong?
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:50:57 EDT (#)
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Sicose - hahahaha yes
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:45:31 EDT (#)
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Is that a picture of you?
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:43:36 EDT (#)
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Drake - I always worried about that growing up. We always had dogs and they were always tied to something...now we have poodles and I wouldn't mind so much
Hilarity - I've killed my share of plants as well
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:41:17 EDT (#)
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I kill plants.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:26:19 EDT (#)
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When I was a smaller drake, I think 8 or 9, we had a puppy for all of 4 days that hung itself.
We had a raised deck and a big yard, so we tied him out with a long leash attatched to the porch, well it wrapped itself around a post about 3,000 times and then jumped off the porch, but didn't quite make it to the ground. We came out about 20 minutes later to one dead-ass puppy. He is now resting in my backyard about 30 feet from an old septic tank we recently unconvered.
Ahhhhh youth.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:15:43 EDT (#)
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"Kind of like the Midas touch...only when you touch rodents...they die...rather than turn to gold..."
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:07:17 EDT (#)
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Drogo - You can keep it. I always found little dogs cute from a distance, but the jumpy, yippiness tends to make them horribly uncute. Hopefully yours is not the case.
Dirty Harry - I considered it, but I fear that if I made it to Molly #20 PETA would murder me in my sleep.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:04:44 EDT (#)
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You should keep naming them Molly to keep track how many you have killed. This can also be used to have fun with their names, for example, Molly #69 (hehe, 69) or Molly #420 (try to put its fur in dreads or something), you get the idea.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:00:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:48:56 EDT (#)
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Sicose - What exactly does this entail?
Sideshow - "The curse of tiaprae" didn't have the same ring to it. Generally I prefer tiaprae
Drogo - Goldfish aren't /that/ gay
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Cool. I guess I should get rid of the little Maltese though????
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:49:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:48:56 EDT (#)
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Sicose - What exactly does this entail?
Sideshow - "The curse of tiaprae" didn't have the same ring to it. Generally I prefer tiaprae
Drogo - Goldfish aren't /that/ gay
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:46:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:46:00 EDT (#)
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"She's really cute."
"She's going to die."
Bwahahahahahaha
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:45:12 EDT (#)
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"Kind of like the Midas touch...only when you touch rodents...they die...rather than turn to gold..."
Wonderful
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:44:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:42:14 EDT (#)
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I have the same affect on Gold Fish; hence why I don't have them anymore. Not that I would have gold fish anymore anyway, that would be kind of gay.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:31:15 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry to hear about your loss....I like how you've taken to calling yourself 'earpit', even though tiaprae is much better...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:29:21 EDT (#)
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I didn't want to be this bold, but I want to criminal fuck you.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:08:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:07:50 EDT (#)
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That's the thing, I have weird luck with fish. I've had a beta for 3 months now, I rarely feed it, Have only cleaned it's bowl once, and it still lives, yet a rodent can't last a month, even if I'm making sure to care for it.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:05:39 EDT (#)
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I've got terrible luck with fish.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:57:12 EDT (#)
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O - If Lulu dies, I will try that next
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:55:42 EDT (#)
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1.25? some people just don't like edgy comedy I guess.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:55:39 EDT (#)
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You should rock the black bear hamsters.
Only old age seems to kill them.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:52:50 EDT (#)
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Sounds good to me
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:49:24 EDT (#)
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No foreplay and/or cuddling afterwards.
Just the way I like it.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:48:03 EDT (#)
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oooookay
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:46:35 EDT (#)
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As long as you're not worried about my touch of death
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 11:44:33 EDT (#)
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Wanna Fuck?