Shadowrun Challenge for Daccory (1528 hits)
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Submitted by zimm0r (View user info) at 2007-03-15 12:24:51 EDT
Alright Mr. badass, you want to talk shit?
http://www.shadowrunrpg.com/
We fight.
Download the latest mission and we will engage in battle and settle this little bickering match once and for all. I tried to level the playing field by selecting a game that didn't require much mental ability because I know about your dropsy or whatever you call it.
HAHAHA
After I'm finished beating your ass in a good game of shadowrun, I'll probably go solicit your sister for some hot anal sex as icing on the cake.
So what's up, bitch? You game or what?
(no pun intended)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:00:33 EDT (#)
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here's how you settle it, dude
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Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-16 10:25:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-03-16 09:31:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-03-15 23:11:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:25:16 EDT (#)
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Seriously, though, twins don't have the same exact DNA, because what if a twin committed a crime and blamed it on his/ her twin, the DNA evidence would then be inconclusive and disputible. However, our criminal justice system has declared DNA absolutely indisputable. Now, there could be a Twin Clause (sp?) that I don't know about, thus making my entire argument moot.
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Identical twins have carbon copy DNA.
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Not exactly true, they are born carbon copies of the DNA. Over time through replication some DNA is cut off the end of the strand (aging) and small mutations occur during the replication process. There are ways being devised of being able to detect the difference in the DNA of twins based on these changes to the DNA structure.
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TROOF, as long as babies aren't commiting the crime there is a difference.
also some people are born with two sets of DNA, sometimes having two seperate DNA strands in their skin cells and in their blood, that happens only when a fraternal twin is enveloped by their sibling though.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-16 02:18:51 EDT (#)
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I'm totally rootin' for the nerd.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-03-16 00:39:10 EDT (#)
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i cant wait to see how this plays out
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-15 23:12:09 EDT (#)
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Eat my ass
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-03-15 23:11:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:19:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:13:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:28:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:25:16 EDT (#)
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Seriously, though, twins don't have the same exact DNA, because what if a twin committed a crime and blamed it on his/ her twin, the DNA evidence would then be inconclusive and disputible. However, our criminal justice system has declared DNA absolutely indisputable. Now, there could be a Twin Clause (sp?) that I don't know about, thus making my entire argument moot.
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Identical twins have carbon copy DNA.
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Not exactly true, they are born carbon copies of the DNA. Over time through replication some DNA is cut off the end of the strand (aging) and small mutations occur during the replication process. There are ways being devised of being able to detect the difference in the DNA of twins based on these changes to the DNA structure.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-15 22:42:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-15 20:19:06 EDT (#)
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Shadowrun is a fucking awful game.
Stick to GURPs or WhiteWolf.
PS Im a loser
*dies*
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-03-15 20:15:25 EDT (#)
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i thought the first post was a really good joke. i guess you are serious. thats too bad.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-03-15 19:57:03 EDT (#)
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Yeah! Wooooo! Shadowrun1!!! you are awesome!!!!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:57:46 EDT (#)
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I thought I was at least a plucky comic relief. Losers die in the first wave. They never stay for the sequels. God DAMMIT !
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:46:54 EDT (#)
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Seriously?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:43:26 EDT (#)
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Fair enough....
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:36:06 EDT (#)
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This is Ubersite. We're all losers.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:29:47 EDT (#)
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What a bunch of fucking losers on this post....
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:19:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:13:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:25:16 EDT (#)
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Seriously, though, twins don't have the same exact DNA, because what if a twin committed a crime and blamed it on his/ her twin, the DNA evidence would then be inconclusive and disputible. However, our criminal justice system has declared DNA absolutely indisputable. Now, there could be a Twin Clause (sp?) that I don't know about, thus making my entire argument moot.
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Identical twins have carbon copy DNA.
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Just b/c some of us still remember carbon copies doesn't mean we're old!
Pffft...
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:18:05 EDT (#)
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Mindfuck below
Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:15:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:34:32 EDT (#)
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In all seriousness....if you have a sex change, then go back in time and have sex with yourself, Is that incest or masturbation?
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Haha.
There's a fucked up sci-fi short story called "All You Zombies." - can't remember the author.
This new-born baby girl is dumped on the door steps of an orphange.
She grows up and at sixteen gets seduced by some fast talking skinny dude wth a wadge of cash.
He splits as soon as she's knocked up.
Things go bad in the delivery, during the c-section they discover she's a partially developed hermaphrodite, and that the whole baby thing has scrambled her female organs. They drop the undeveloped male parts into place and sew 'him' back up.
By the time he leaves the hospital with his baby daughter, he's looking down nurses tops.
He's out of hospital two days when his kid gets snatched.
He goes to pieces, winds up a few months later on the skids, in a bar, and spilling this whole tale to the 50 y.o bartender. The bartender offers him a job in reality enforcement. He drunkenly accepts.
The bartender takes him out back, turns on the space/time machine and drops him off outside the orphange his sixteen y.o. female self lives in, with a pocket full of cash.
Our gender-swapped protaganist descovers he just can't resist seducing himself.
Meanwhile the bartender goes forward nine months, snatches the baby girl, hops back and dumps the baby on the orphanage steps.
Just after our guy does the deed with his earlier female self, the bartender pops up and takes him to the recruiting office, where the bartender collects a recruiting bonus for signing up his own younger self.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:13:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:28:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:25:16 EDT (#)
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Seriously, though, twins don't have the same exact DNA, because what if a twin committed a crime and blamed it on his/ her twin, the DNA evidence would then be inconclusive and disputible. However, our criminal justice system has declared DNA absolutely indisputable. Now, there could be a Twin Clause (sp?) that I don't know about, thus making my entire argument moot.
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Identical twins have carbon copy DNA.
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carbon copy? wtf are we in the 50's?
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:10:38 EDT (#)
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Jesus Christ....this is on the most heated list.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:08:55 EDT (#)
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I'd want to be the triplet in the middle.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:06:16 EDT (#)
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Oh. My. Fucking. GOD!
You are one of the biggest fucking losers ever.
EVER!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:06:06 EDT (#)
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Don't forget triplets, O-man.
Twin on Twin on Twin.
HOTNESS!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:04:46 EDT (#)
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125 million potential cases for twin-on-twin sex hotness...
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:04:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:02:12 EDT (#)
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I stand corrected. Courtesy of Wikipedia.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 17:02:12 EDT (#)
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Monozygotic twins are genetically identical (unless there has been a mutation in development) and they are the same gender. (On extremely rare occasions, an original XXY zygote may form monozygotic boy/girl twins by dropping the Y chromosome for one twin and the extra X chromosome for the other.) Monozygotic twins generally look alike. Fine physical details such as fingerprints will differ. As they mature, identical twins often become less alike because of lifestyle choices or external influences. Genetically speaking, the children of identical twins are half-siblings rather than cousins. It is estimated that there are around 125 million identical twins and triplets in the world.
I stand corrected. Courtesy of Wikipedia.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:59:10 EDT (#)
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They have the same finger prints as well
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:58:19 EDT (#)
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Yes,
and at the risk of sounding like a smartass.... that's why they're called IDENTICAL twins.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:56:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:28:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:25:16 EDT (#)
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Seriously, though, twins don't have the same exact DNA, because what if a twin committed a crime and blamed it on his/ her twin, the DNA evidence would then be inconclusive and disputible. However, our criminal justice system has declared DNA absolutely indisputable. Now, there could be a Twin Clause (sp?) that I don't know about, thus making my entire argument moot.
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Identical twins have carbon copy DNA.
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Well, dammit, this screws up my entire argument. What about finger prints? Do identical twins have the same finger prints?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:28:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:25:16 EDT (#)
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Seriously, though, twins don't have the same exact DNA, because what if a twin committed a crime and blamed it on his/ her twin, the DNA evidence would then be inconclusive and disputible. However, our criminal justice system has declared DNA absolutely indisputable. Now, there could be a Twin Clause (sp?) that I don't know about, thus making my entire argument moot.
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Identical twins have carbon copy DNA.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:26:21 EDT (#)
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THIS IS DOING LITTLE TO ATTRACT INDIANS AND THEIR NEIGHBORS TO THIS WEBSITE
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:26:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:21:28 EDT (#)
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"I've got twenty more years for killing the man I caught fucking my wife on the hood of my Buick. How 'bout you, Slim?"
"Me? Oh. I'm in here for 10-12 for gay raping a clone of my twin."
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Jesus, where does it all come from? Fucking classic.
For some reason I instantly pictured Steve Buscemi saying that.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:25:20 EDT (#)
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"...were you any good?"
"I was rubbish."
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:25:16 EDT (#)
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Seriously, though, twins don't have the same exact DNA, because what if a twin committed a crime and blamed it on his/ her twin, the DNA evidence would then be inconclusive and disputible. However, our criminal justice system has declared DNA absolutely indisputable. Now, there could be a Twin Clause (sp?) that I don't know about, thus making my entire argument moot.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:25:06 EDT (#)
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"That's pretty fucked up, Slim."
"Well, you also need to appreciate that the future me travelled back in time to stop the Now-Me from taking the cloned twin up the balloon knot. But then I knocked Future-Me out with a sock full of quarters and did him too. The court looked upon that as forced masturbation, and tacked on an additional year for that."
"..."
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:21:28 EDT (#)
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"I've got twenty more years for killing the man I caught fucking my wife on the hood of my Buick. How 'bout you, Slim?"
"Me? Oh. I'm in here for 10-12 for gay raping a clone of my twin."
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:20:15 EDT (#)
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Hmm... interesting. I think I'm gonna be losing some sleep tonight.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:17:56 EDT (#)
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It would only make one of you gay.... but only if the past you didn't know it was the future you fucking you......oh god.
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:06:46 EDT (#)
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I think a bigger question would be if the sex would be consentual or not. And wouldn't that also make you gay?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-15 16:05:22 EDT (#)
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No if twins had sex it'd be HOT.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:50:36 EDT (#)
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But if twins had sex it'd be incest....
I'm confused
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:47:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:34:32 EDT (#)
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In all seriousness....if you have a sex change, then go back in time and have sex with yourself, Is that incest or masturbation?
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That would be masturbation. Because, although the sex organs are different, the DNA is all the same. Same argument applies to cloning. If you clone yourself then sex yourself up, its just masturbation, becuase the DNA is all the same.
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Don't twins have the same DNA though?
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Exactly, now youre catching on.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:46:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:44:27 EDT (#)
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The vagina isn't designed for opening cans or bottles. But there's a reason why they're called KEGel muscles.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:43:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:40:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:34:32 EDT (#)
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In all seriousness....if you have a sex change, then go back in time and have sex with yourself, Is that incest or masturbation?
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That would be masturbation. Because, although the sex organs are different, the DNA is all the same. Same argument applies to cloning. If you clone yourself then sex yourself up, its just masturbation, becuase the DNA is all the same.
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even if one of you swallows?
Still it's two separate people doing the act, doesn't that like....negate the whole masturbation theory. It could be considered mutual masturbation, and that in itself is an act of sex....sooo....*brain fries*
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:42:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:40:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:34:32 EDT (#)
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In all seriousness....if you have a sex change, then go back in time and have sex with yourself, Is that incest or masturbation?
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That would be masturbation. Because, although the sex organs are different, the DNA is all the same. Same argument applies to cloning. If you clone yourself then sex yourself up, its just masturbation, becuase the DNA is all the same.
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Don't twins have the same DNA though?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:42:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:48:16 EDT (#)
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First one to post a naked broad with a beer gets 3 +2s from me.
Id prefer if she was holding it with her snatch.
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I'd prefer it if she could open the beer can with her snatch-o, THEN hold it with it.
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Wouldn't be a real beer - real beer doesn't come in cans.
...but, some ghey menz do. LMAO!!!111!one
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Just trying to save the woman in question's labia the tenderness and pain that'd come from having to open up a longneck with her cooze is all. So much for my humanitarian efforts.
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The vagina isn't designed for opening cans or bottles. But there's a reason why they're called KEGel muscles.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:41:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:48:16 EDT (#)
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First one to post a naked broad with a beer gets 3 +2s from me.
Id prefer if she was holding it with her snatch.
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I'd prefer it if she could open the beer can with her snatch-o, THEN hold it with it.
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Wouldn't be a real beer - real beer doesn't come in cans.
...but, some ghey menz do. LMAO!!!111!one
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Just trying to save the woman in question's labia the tenderness and pain that'd come from having to open up a longneck with her cooze is all. So much for my humanitarian efforts.
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Imagine having a prehensile pap that could twist the bottlecap though.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:40:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:34:32 EDT (#)
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In all seriousness....if you have a sex change, then go back in time and have sex with yourself, Is that incest or masturbation?
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That would be masturbation. Because, although the sex organs are different, the DNA is all the same. Same argument applies to cloning. If you clone yourself then sex yourself up, its just masturbation, becuase the DNA is all the same.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:39:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:48:16 EDT (#)
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First one to post a naked broad with a beer gets 3 +2s from me.
Id prefer if she was holding it with her snatch.
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I'd prefer it if she could open the beer can with her snatch-o, THEN hold it with it.
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Wouldn't be a real beer - real beer doesn't come in cans.
...but, some ghey menz do. LMAO!!!111!one
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Just trying to save the woman in question's labia the tenderness and pain that'd come from having to open up a longneck with her cooze is all. So much for my humanitarian efforts.
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:35:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:34:32 EDT (#)
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In all seriousness....if you have a sex change, then go back in time and have sex with yourself, Is that incest or masturbation?
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ahahahahahaha
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:34:32 EDT (#)
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In all seriousness....if you have a sex change, then go back in time and have sex with yourself, Is that incest or masturbation?
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:19:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:48:16 EDT (#)
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First one to post a naked broad with a beer gets 3 +2s from me.
Id prefer if she was holding it with her snatch.
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I'd prefer it if she could open the beer can with her snatch-o, THEN hold it with it.
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Wouldn't be a real beer - real beer doesn't come in cans.
...but, some ghey menz do. LMAO!!!111!one
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 15:16:38 EDT (#)
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I stand corrected, O.
Or at least one-upped.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:59:22 EDT (#)
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BEWARE THE SENTIENT AND CAPABLE SNAPPER
SNAP A-SNAP A-SNAP A-SNAP A-SNAP A-SNAP A-SNAP A-SNAP A-SNAP A-SNAP A-SNAP
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:58:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:48:16 EDT (#)
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First one to post a naked broad with a beer gets 3 +2s from me.
Id prefer if she was holding it with her snatch.
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I'd prefer it if she could open the beer can with her snatch-o, THEN hold it with it.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:50:48 EDT (#)
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"Prepare to meet your Level 31 Black Mage maker, dipshit."
I fired a snotrocket at the keyboard after reading that.
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:48:45 EDT (#)
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Alright, dick.
I will be posting tomorrow, sometime in the AM. If either of us violates the rules I laid out, the other wins be default.
If you don't respond with your post within 24 hours, I win by default.
You must title your post such that everyone knows what it is. That is all.
You are a scab that will be picked with prejudice. Prepare to meet your Level 31 Black Mage maker, dipshit.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:48:16 EDT (#)
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First one to post a naked broad with a beer gets 3 +2s from me.
Id prefer if she was holding it with her snatch.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:46:14 EDT (#)
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*which* of those two...
Damn.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:44:24 EDT (#)
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You know one of them will try to actually write something intelligent and the other will post a picture of a nekkid broad holding a beer, and you know of those two posts will win.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:40:41 EDT (#)
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"And listen here, Jack,"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:22:30 EDT (#)
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This is how modern wars should be settled.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:21:14 EDT (#)
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This alter is pretty amusing, that's rare. NERD FIGHT!
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:13:38 EDT (#)
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At first I thought you were an idiot.
Now I know it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:11:25 EDT (#)
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Bwahahahahahahahaha ahahaha hah a haha hahahahahaha,
STFU you stupid moron. I wish I could see you in your Carebear pajamas hanging onto your teddy ruxbin. Jesus hell, what the fuck happened to you that made you like this.
Did daddy finger your hymen?
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:08:59 EDT (#)
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Me neither. HE"S GONNA CALL TEH FUZZ!
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy christ I can't stop laughing
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-15 14:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, bozo, I'll succome to your little game here. Just so long as we realize that you are too scared to play me in anything that really matters and this post off isn't really a game. If you look back at my history, Jack, you'll see that I haven't been able to post one thing that has been positive. I suspect that's because my shield of infinite wisdom hasn't held it's power after the last ramsack but I will try.
Allow me to give you a -2HP damage blow before we begin and you'll need the force with you this time, Luke.
This isn't fair, just so you know.
And listen here, Jack, get off my case after I do this win or lose. I'm not going anywhere and if you guys thing you can scare me off with idle threats or harassment then I'll call the cops and let them know that you are threatening my well being. Don't test me, I will do it.
For the rest of you gutless cowards, prepare to meet your DOOM!
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is more fun than sissyfight, although it may just turn into a game of Altered Beotch.
*looks at zimm0r, waits*
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Daccory is my hero
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just to make sure.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, opps. Sorry sico, I forgot we need this on the front page.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DOOO EEET!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Must get this back on the front page, I can't wait to hear this faggot's response.
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's wrong, guys, afraid that this will get too nerdy for you?
Daccory, what do you suggest then? Obviously you can't beat me in anything involving your thumbs or hands which leads me to believe that you are scared of a real man's game. Sure, you could punch me but then you'd be like all the rest of the dummies out there that like to pick on me.
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zimm0r, your first few weeks on this site all you did was -2 people and leave pithy little comments like !FIRE! FIRE or whatever.
I see this as an opportunity to smite you for all the wrongs you've committed. So, I will offer you a proposal.
I will kick your ass in a game of ubersite posts. It's not as complicated as amassing +24 suits of onyx armor but it would be, I think, a good way to determine who belongs on this site more.
Here are the terms:
We both post within the same 24 hour period.
We post about anything, but it must be less than 400 words.
The highest rating after 24 hours of BOTH of our posts being up at the same time, wins.
If you win, I will give you this account and you can do whatever you want with it. I don't really even post much here anyway.
If I win, you MUST GO BACK AND +2 EVERYONE YOU -2ed WHEN YOU FIRST CAME HERE.
Agree to this and we can get started.
Deny it and you are a pussy who can't prove himself outside of a D&D compendium.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good lord, you are by far the nerdiest mother fucker I've seen. Now I play a lot of video games, but you've taken it to a whole new extreme, you can't settle an arguement with a fuckin video game. I bet you live in your parents basement and spend 8 hours a day looking for nipple shots of Lindsy Lohan. Get a fuckin life, ass.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are a fucking cornball
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:24:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
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DAMN! Harry beat me to it.
But yeah, I do feel lucky.
BOOM!
Aw shit...
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure when you're done "kicking ass", the combined smell of nachos and palm sweat will be enough to entice his siter into fucking you, man-tits.
Nothing says glory like an internet showdown.
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That review deserves a solid +2
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:14:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please remove all 12-17 year olds form this web site immediately.
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Please.
Also: back on the damn front page
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-15 13:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's wrong, guys, afraid that this will get too nerdy for you?
Daccory, what do you suggest then? Obviously you can't beat me in anything involving your thumbs or hands which leads me to believe that you are scared of a real man's game. Sure, you could punch me but then you'd be like all the rest of the dummies out there that like to pick on me.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please remove all 12-17 year olds form this web site immediately.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bwahahahaah tool
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You did not just post this...
Please tell me you did not just post this.
Here's a list of activites you can redeem yourself with:
Chainsaw juggling
Sex with hotties via alcohol
Wrestling bears
Keg stands
Sex with hotties via roofies
Punching sharks
Sex with hotties via 40oz to the back of the head
Suplexing those like yourself
Throwing bowling balls through sheet rock walls
Etc etc
Photographic documentation would be suitable for APW
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Last one and i fucking give up
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
on the damn front page yet?
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've said before, you're a bit of an embarassment, but this can't be off the front page
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-02-23 07:43:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
!TWAT! !KNOBCHEESE! !DICKWAD!
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Sorry you could be really entertaining; I'm sure, but to be honest the way you picked to introduce yourself was rather pathetic.
For once I find I agree with PFF; at least you can have a good bit of banter with the Desolate Numpty.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get up, go outside and breath fresh air.
Actually, you're probably so pale from the glow of a screen that you'd burn to a crisp and fall into ashes, much like the Nazis at the end of Indiana jones. So never mind, keep playing Warcraft you have nothing better in your life.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't get it, do you?
I DON'T FUCKING PLAY STUPID DICE GAMES.
What you need to do is put down that issue of GamePro and go get some goddamned sunlight on your skin. Watch it though, more than a solid 60 seconds of exposure and you might end up dead.
You sicken me.
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But....he's black.....right?
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't get it, do you?
I DON'T FUCKING PLAY STUPID DICE GAMES.
What you need to do is put down that issue of GamePro and go get some goddamned sunlight on your skin. Watch it though, more than a solid 60 seconds of exposure and you might end up dead.
You sicken me.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure when you're done "kicking ass", the combined smell of nachos and palm sweat will be enough to entice his siter into fucking you, man-tits.
Nothing says glory like an internet showdown.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy fuck, at first I was ready to make fun.....now I'm confident that no matter what you say, no woman would get close to your dick with a pocket pussy and a slingshot.
Jeez, you are fucking pathetic. This can't get off the front page, though.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stfu, there can only be one alter of the minute and you're not it, I'd rather see DesolateMisanthrope post more ridiculous photos of his bush weed blunts than read your bullshit
Submitted by tiaprae (user info) at 2007-03-15 12:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
jeez...