Vergil #8: Visitors from Beyond (239 hits)
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Submitted by garudave <misterkick.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-03-15 23:10:16 EDT
"Mr. Baker."
The voice called my new name. I woke up from the best sleep I had had in a while to hear it again.
"Wake up, Mr. Baker."
It was a woman's voice, and I looked at her through swollen eyes. As far as I could tell she was a nurse. The man next to her... well, I couldn't really tell what he was supposed to be. My vision was blurred, see?
"How are you feeling?" she asked, after she had realized I was awake.
I grunted. My jaw was swollen and it hurt to talk, but I continued with a "Better when I was asleep." sort of statement and left it at that.
She snickered, or giggled, or whatever you call it... a small laugh. "I came here to check on you. You seem to be getting yourself into a lot of trouble. We don't like that." She turned to the man and nodded, and he nodded back, silently.
I closed my eyes, and laid my intact hand on my forehead. As far as I could tell, I was burning up. "Are you going to give me a shot or something?" I asked. Pain kept me from moving... it was almost too much to take. I could barely even talk.
"I already have, Mr. Baker," the woman said, and lifted up something... probably an empty syringe, by her statement, but I couldn't quite make it out. "Sleep, now, and you'll feel better in the morning."
Almost on cue with her command, I started to feel relaxed, euphoric. "Who the fuck are you, anyway?" I tried to make the question as sharp and offensive as possible, just to stop her from being so calm and subtly weird about it all.
"Well, Mr. Baker... I'm an agent, to this man," she motioned to the man next to her. "We're from the abyss."
Immediately, I could see straight, and I didn't like what I saw. The woman was pale and gaunt, like a vegan from hell, and dressed in a nurse's uniform as I had guessed. Her eyes were some sort of extra-dimensional black, like two tar pits. The worst part was her smile, though... she wore a grin that stretched across her face, quite literally from ear to ear, as if someone had cut her cheeks open, and somehow left no scars.
Mortification filled me, and I looked at the man next to her. He was dressed as an undertaker, and just as white and thin as his partner. He had no face, just a giant, bottomless hole, with glasses set almost mockingly over it. A sort of bacterial goo dripped from his facehole, and it had a rhythm like a leaky faucet.
I tried to scream, but my throat locked up. I lost coherency and consciousness, and fell into a starless place, and it was as black as a bible.
Reality had now lost its grip on me. I was falling, deaf and shrieking, through an altered state of being. Somewhere beyond me came a bright light, just like my dream. I assumed that I was stuck in a nightmare.
That would have explained everything good and well, but... well, the truth was a lot more painful than all that.
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-04-06 12:19:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck man how'd i miss this?
so this motherfucker is tracking down a tree mother fucker who is tracking down a gypsy mother fucker and now there are space pirate mother fuckers?
is there anything this sotry DOESN'T have?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-04-04 07:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wondered if I had missed one. like this series.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-15 23:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Director:
Thanks for asking.
My rating criteria consists of so many things, that if I list them, I may forget a few but I'll try.
1) Mood at time
2) Time of day/night
3) number of drinks
4) vagina or not
5) circle-jerks get -2's no matter whom
6) bandwagons auto -2
7) Have you been nice to me?
8) secret emails of pictures or gossip
9) meetings in person
10) blowjobs in person
11) let's make this clear- RECEIVED blowjobs in person
12) Don't like retard posts
13) don't like trolls - don't think of myself as one
14) NO automatic asskisses allowed
15) are you smart enough to "get" MY posts?
16) Like music i like? Nothing from 1999-2007
17) If you've had a tragedy, I'm with you
18) zitboys and fat broads who try to disguise it are out
19) I don't fucking know
20) But I try and be honest
21) That's a fuckingnough
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2007-03-15 23:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good christ, people. Or bad one, whichever.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-15 23:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
satrewt
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-15 23:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another +2 to fight off Desolate Dickface.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-15 23:21:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2
Didn't read it. Just to offest Shlongy's assholiness.
Shlongy what is your criteria for your rating system?
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-15 23:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
that would be a good thing. You are one of the few who are not masturbated to by this lonely old piece of shit. Count your blessings
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-15 23:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
auto -2 because I never heard of you.