I am more adorable than Darko (1062 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.45 on 56 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Hookhand (View user info) at 2007-03-16 02:38:12 EDT
I can prove it. That's me on the right
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Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-17 07:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This reminded me of Bedazzled, when Brendan Fraser became that pussywhipped poetry spouter who couldn't look at a sunset without crying.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-17 06:32:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Quit that Jibber Jabber
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-17 04:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-16 22:13:35 EDT (#)
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WRONG
darko wins.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-17 02:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The responses to this got about 100% more amusing in the past few hours
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-17 00:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for using the "pre-makeout" photo, and not the "aftermath"
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-16 22:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you are adorable.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-16 22:13:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WRONG
darko wins.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-16 20:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-16 03:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Were you two having a white-off?
HAHAHAHA
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-16 13:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought it said "I am more HONORABLE than darko".
Then I thought it might a picture of you committing seppuko.
...or doing sudoku.
...or getting a schiatsu.
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HAHAHA
While it's a cute face for sure, winning an adorable competition against Darko is a mighty goal for anyone, you shouldn't be offended by responses here.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-16 13:02:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're not the boss of me nooooow!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-16 12:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-16 12:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he's way cuter.
Submitted by Cyrus (user info) at 2007-03-16 12:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pair o'honkys
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought it said "I am more HONORABLE than darko".
Then I thought it might a picture of you committing seppuko.
...or doing sudoku.
...or getting a schiatsu.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-16 10:46:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-16 09:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am going to rate every post the same as Shlongy for the next week. He seems to have shit figured out.
That is an EXCELLENT plan.
Now pay strict attention...I sneak some +1's and even the occasional +2 in here somewhere on a daily basis.
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-03-16 10:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Man, I hate to say this outloud but...you're a couple of alleles away from having a nice rack and a uterus, Don't cha know?
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-16 10:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no you aren't
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-16 10:14:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-03-16 10:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you both look like
pathetic losers.
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REALLY?
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-03-16 10:00:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you both look like
pathetic losers.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2007-03-16 09:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU'RE GAY?
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-16 09:10:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait, who looks like Frankie Muniz? Right or left?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-03-16 09:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You look like Frankie Muniz. And that means you get a negative rating.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-16 08:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. A picture of Siegfried and Roy making out.
How thoughtful.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-16 08:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This started out at a nice solid -2 and has been approaching 0 ever since. Damn you all.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-16 07:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Let me process this for some time.
And don't bother to take the test ; you guys are as gay as it gets!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-16 07:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You guys remind me of a Village People song.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-16 05:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-16 17:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nice soul patch on your adam's apple.
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Bwahahaha
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-03-16 03:39:55 EDT (#)
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You poor pasty bastard. Tell your cousin Casper I say hi.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-16 03:29:44 EDT (#)
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You have too been drinking with me since
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-16 03:26:51 EDT (#)
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Damn. That's not the first time I've been compared to the Smashmouth guy. I'm like him with no money and no dead kids.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-16 03:25:15 EDT (#)
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There's a reason I haven't been drinking with him since.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-16 03:24:53 EDT (#)
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6 seconds after that picture was taken he kissed me on the cheek.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-16 03:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm on fire tonight.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-16 03:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice soul patch on your adam's apple.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-16 03:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For some reason I have the sudden urge to steal your lunch money. Hand it over bitch.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-16 03:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's the gay slim shady and that guy from smashmouth
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-16 03:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you guys smooch before and/or after this was taken?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-16 03:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Or was this your audition picture for the parts of Frodo and Sam?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-16 03:12:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lipstick lesbian
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-16 03:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Were you two having a white-off?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-16 03:09:46 EDT (#)
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You're also more drunk than I am in that picture.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-16 03:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You sure picked the wrong photo to showcase that claim then, casper.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-16 03:04:10 EDT (#)
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just kidding darko, it's pretty even.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-16 03:03:07 EDT (#)
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that kid from MASK is more adorable than darko
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-16 02:53:14 EDT (#)
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Ouch, Lisa!
............This picture was taken in August :(
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-03-16 02:50:19 EDT (#)
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PALE FORCE
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-16 02:49:54 EDT (#)
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fags
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-03-16 02:47:06 EDT (#)
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Give me back my shirt
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-16 02:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
old cop
young cop
feel all right
on a warm San Franciscan night
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2007-03-16 02:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you both suck
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-16 02:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-16 02:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who the hell gave this a 0?
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-16 02:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2007-03-16 02:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My right? Your right?
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2007-03-16 02:40:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What, did you take this picture after sucking him off?
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-16 02:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
homo