fuckers (578 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.21 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by KURFSEC (View user info) at 2007-03-16 11:17:35 EDT
seriously?
what the fuck?
you're all moronic losers, like myself, with nothing better to do than sit on a forum site all damn day.
go smoke some pot.
User Reviews
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No shit.
This was deep.
Did you have a point?
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-25 09:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you forgot to say, stay home go on Uber, WANK TO PORN
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-25 09:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i only reviewed this because loki did.
WELCOME BACK LOKI!
oh yeah, almost forgot
-2DIE
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Joke's on you. In addition to ubering, I stayed home from work and I AM smoking pot.
I'm getting jeallous here!!!!
Also :
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm proud to be a noob. I will probably never submit anything ever again. Jesus I come here to read about everyone elses lives. Losers.
Takes one to recognize one.I see, you picked up the learning curve already.Now, if you've got some talent, we'll have to bare 2 other shitpost, before you THINK (look that word up!), and create some magic. If you have no talent, it's our bad luck...
Now go fuck yourself, or -2die. It's all the same to us.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:30:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm proud to be a noob. I will probably never submit anything ever again. Jesus I come here to read about everyone elses lives. Losers.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:30:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOKI FOUND HER MULCH!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Try hitting ctrl-alt-delete twice, that should clear up the problem.
Speaking of clearing up problems, I got a new laptop at work. Don't you hate that. I mean sure it's nice to have a new computer and this one is really fucking sweet but now I have to figure out how to get it back like I like it. You know, stop making that damn task screen pop up whenever I open Excel.
The new thing is that I need to get it to stop getting that clipboard screen whenever I copy/paste something.
Thanks for caring.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn; sorry, I though I hate the rating think fixed on -2 today. My bad
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh boy, another one.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
One day back when I was nine I took an awful fall
Out in front of Shoney's near the local shopping mall,
Both my feet got tangled and I twisted up my toes,
Lost my balance, missed a step and down I went. Oh noes!
Beside the curb there sat a trash can and a little fence,
Both were made from metal which was green and rough and dense,
Flailing so, my hands reached for the trash can as I passed
They missed, I turned and wound up with a fence post in my ass.
First it felt like nothing, maybe just a little bump
Then I got real full inside, just like I had to dump,
Then I felt the bleeding and I felt my weight shift down
Working three more inches in...I wore a worried frown.
Dialing 911 the passers-by grew weak and faint
Witnessing a boy with rusty metal up his taint,
I saw their hands reach out to help, as I began to weep,
Not to pull me off but keep more post from sliding deep.
Yards of my intestines were removed later that day
I wasn't drugged quite properly, and so I felt the pain,
Felt the doctors fingers as they moved my insides 'round,
Heard the slap of 'testines, newly-sliced, thrown to the ground.
This, and more, was done that day, and yet I'd sooner choose
To go through all the pain again than read this.
Minus two.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:21:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This makes Baby Jesus cry.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For a terrible shit post. INstead of getting high or drunk, don't post on Uber,NOOOOOOOB!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Welcome, you're going to fit right in.
Just to think that you waited for a whole day so you could come on and post this little bit. That makes you sadder than most people here who do actually post something other that the isides of their lower intestines.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:19:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's against the law
get other laws, the making-sense ones,that is...
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Joke's on you. In addition to ubering, I stayed home from work and I AM smoking pot.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh boy, another one.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-16 11:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that's against the law