Zimm0r & Daccroy The Final Showdown (479 hits)
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Submitted by ChalupaTres (View user info) at 2007-03-16 14:53:14 EDT
Innocence, something lost or forgotten in ourselves, or maybe we never had it. The world may end soon, if not for the efforts of a small radical task force. One such as this, with a fearless leader, and an honorable crusade, would shape this time. The time was a bleak and desolate one. No such human to be seen in the sunlight, all were engrossed, enslaved, addicted to
Gamers Universe. In GM you can do it all, and its touch sensitive suit, makes it for realism never thought possible. One soul, the only one said to be able to defeat the ultimate gamer, was Daccroy. It was this human that started the revolution, and the reclamation of the world. The way would be filled with all types and varieties of nerdlings, some big, some small.
The brilliant game designer, whose name and location is a secret not even the government could fathom. He created the game under a code name, Zimm0r and the worlds largest fortune, also belongs to him. He twists, and manipulates millions of lives throughout his systems, and is said to have seen less then four minutes of sunlight in his entire life.
Daccroy sent out messages telepatically, due to anything electronic was subject to Zimmors whim. Calling all the members of the revolution, sadly they all abandoned Daccroy, because of something they found in his chambers. Tucked away, underneath his bed was a large dildo, with a side scrolling mario game built into the side. Feeling defeated before the adventure began, Daccroy slowly made his way off the the GU tower. It was filled with nerdlings and spiraled up and up far into the sky, to get the best possible radio signal.
As soon as Daccroy stepped into the building, a strange blue light surrounded him, followed by blackness, some low budget midget porn, and then a door. On this door was in little rainbow lettering the word Zimm0r, and the knob was non-existent. Daccroy, pulled his shirt off and quickly tied it around his head, shirt ninja style. He deftly jump kicked the door down and was faced with a small leather chair, with an impossible high back.
"Hello Daccroy, So we finally meet".
The words oozed out from behind the chair, reminding Daccroy of freshman year. The flutuating pitch, and high squeaks made Daccroy shudder. Daccroy snuck a peak at his nerdling evaluator, recoiling in shock.
"By the gods, this nerd's faggobytes are off the charts. I may in fact be dealing with, the game writer himself. The eldest nerd alive, reborn each lifetime to a life of persecution, wedgies and poorly lit rooms. One such...." Daccroys voice trailed off as the chair with the high back made a high pitched robotic noise. It slowly swiveled around to reveal, Zimmor! He squinted at Daccroy, astonishment on his face, while Daccroy could do nothing but laugh.
Daccroy shot spit, as he tried to talk to Zimmor.
"You.. you.." His laughter continued until, "ENOUGH"
Zimmors face had turned a shade of deep red. "We will duel, for honor, and other things!"
Zimmor pulled out two joystick paddles, handing one to daccroy. A screen slowly lowered from the ceiling, and pong was pulled up on to the screen. A furious battle was waged, back an forth the fate of the world landing on a small square block of pixels. the score, nine to nine, and suddenly SYSTEM ERROR invaded the screen.
Zimmor looked at the error thoughtfully and said, "maybe this is the way, maybe we should let the petty battle end. Can't we be friends Daccroy? What'ya say?"
Daccroy regarded Zimmor seriously and said in a calm and even tone.
"Not in this lifetime, fag" Wrapping the cord around Zimmors neck. Slowly life ebbed away from Zimmor, and with his last gasp of air he whispered, "welcome to the family".
Daccroy had no knowledge of the old rule, handed down through the ages, nerd to nerd, gamer to gamer. Daccroy seized his head between his hands, falling to his knee's. Acne sprouted out from his face, and his voice grow whinier and sharper. Daccroy had became the very thing he had vowed to eradicate. Daccroy became Lord of the nerds. He walked over to the tall backed chair, sat down and listened as it swiveled back, back to Gamer Universe, and the end of mankind.
User Reviews
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-17 19:50:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dogshit.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-17 13:42:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-17 05:03:43 EDT (#)
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Give me your fucking lunch money.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-17 01:13:08 EDT (#)
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i feel so "kickass cool" right now
thank you guys for making me look less nerdy by comparison
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-03-16 20:44:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-16 17:23:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:52:43 EDT (#)
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That's a wrap. I'm taking a prolonged leave of absence from this shitfest.
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INS finally catch up to you?
Submitted by Tormentos (user info) at 2007-03-16 17:12:10 EDT (#)
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Literary distended rectum.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:59:50 EDT (#)
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Best news I read today.
If you made a post about this newsflash, you might see your first +1.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:52:43 EDT (#)
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That's a wrap. I'm taking a prolonged leave of absence from this shitfest.
Submitted by ChalupaTres (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:19:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:17:29 EDT (#)
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Who gives a steaming shit?
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About you. Whore.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:17:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-16 10:26:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-16 10:13:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-16 10:12:44 EDT (#)
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this site has gone insane
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:17:29 EDT (#)
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Who gives a steaming shit?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:16:45 EDT (#)
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should have been titled, the Final Gheydown.
oh, and you shoulda have put yourself into it.
Submitted by ChalupaTres (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:15:32 EDT (#)
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I thought this site was ABOUT writing.
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:09:30 EDT (#)
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Sicosemen, you're a faggot. STFU.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:03:17 EDT (#)
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There was a funny line or two....that's where it ended.
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:02:49 EDT (#)
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You spelled my name wrong but I can overlook that.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:01:08 EDT (#)
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Who are these assclowns?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-16 14:56:37 EDT (#)
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I like how these losers are having a competition to see who is the biggest waste of sperm.
Whoever wins, still loses.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-16 14:56:25 EDT (#)
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this may be the least interesting post I have ever read on this site.