I'm Back, You Dumb Sluts... (1634 hits)
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Submitted by Fruity Tootie (View user info) at 2007-03-16 15:27:05 EDT
OK, serously I may have freaked out a little last time on the whole leaving thing. You people seem awesome, and youre all such good writers that its no problem, though.
Anyways for my creative wrting class I've been given the assignment to create a screenplay and present it in an original maner. So I chose a scene in my colourful family life an decided to present it in a musical format and draw up the stage directiosn right here on my computer.
We've been told to state who we would want to play each of our characters, so I decided would have The Hoff playing my father, Mary Shryver playing my mom, Dumb Betty as my sister, and of course me as me (because there is nobody else who could do it right!!) So here it is! Enjoy as it wll be the first of many!
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Submitted by jojo747 (user info) at 2007-03-19 16:38:50 EDT (#)
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this is so old
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-19 11:16:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by genericIntent (user info) at 2007-03-19 11:11:41 EDT (#)
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I have an overwhelming desire to dub you "shark bait."
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bwhahahahahahahhaha
Submitted by genericIntent (user info) at 2007-03-19 11:11:41 EDT (#)
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I have an overwhelming desire to dub you "shark bait."
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-19 10:43:54 EDT (#)
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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ho
American Heritage Dictionary -
(hō) Pronunciation Key
n. pl. hos
Slang A prostitute.
[African American Vernacular English, alteration of whore.]
Eat it you fucking illiterate cunt.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-19 10:17:19 EDT (#)
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+2 for the responses
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-18 11:25:45 EDT (#)
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Christ. That was a bit much, no?
Sorry for the hate.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-18 11:22:03 EDT (#)
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I'm not in the mood to be dishing out second chances.
If you say your going to do something, GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD OUT YOUR ARSE AND DO IT. Yes, insulting this website and everyone one on it (inclueding the people who have only tried to encourage you) will deffinately get you the attention you so obviously crave. It will not however make you popular, liked or respected here.
NOW FUCK OFF AND DIE.
I hate you and whatever you stand for. I hate your family for creating you and I hate the food that allows you to survive.
It's a pity, because at one point you seemed ok.
I hope you stub your toe on something very hard.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-18 08:50:50 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about fruity_tootie
User id: 30240 <-----------see that number??
that number means over thirty thousand names have been registered to uber...and that was when you signed up.
Who the fuck are you again?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-18 06:12:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-16 20:33:00 GMT (#)
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Who is a word. Whore is a word. Who is not short for whore. They are not the same word. See Foolproof's response below.
This is obviously a joke. No one can be this stupid. This is pretty funny, and it will likely end up on most heated just like the goodbye post did.
again. I'm explaining art to a dead rabbit.
If this will make you disappear, let me use them in three separate sentences, correctly:
"The whore who keeps arguing with experima certainly has her work cut out for her."
"That dumb ho keeps posting stupid shit and getting on most heated."
"Who the fuck are you, and why should we care?" --Foolproof
Goodbye now!
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Atta girl!
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-03-18 05:49:55 EDT (#)
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and youre all such good writers that
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died right there
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-18 05:35:34 EDT (#)
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should i be glad i cant read it?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-18 01:26:02 EDT (#)
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"Blatimore Whores" ???
I'm confused, and don't care. Not in the least, do I care.
Submitted by paul_anthony (user info) at 2007-03-18 01:10:19 EDT (#)
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shit alter, why the fuck do you idiots bother arguing with a fucking alter?
Submitted by Life101 (user info) at 2007-03-18 00:26:22 EDT (#)
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Stay
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:33:00 EDT (#)
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Who is a word. Whore is a word. Who is not short for whore. They are not the same word. See Foolproof's response below.
This is obviously a joke. No one can be this stupid. This is pretty funny, and it will likely end up on most heated just like the goodbye post did.
again. I'm explaining art to a dead rabbit.
If this will make you disappear, let me use them in three separate sentences, correctly:
"The whore who keeps arguing with experima certainly has her work cut out for her."
"That dumb ho keeps posting stupid shit and getting on most heated."
"Who the fuck are you, and why should we care?" --Foolproof
Goodbye now!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by fruity_tootie (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:26:33 EDT (#)
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They might have invented the word ho. But not "whore". And not "who". You prove to me that who is not a word and I will leave Ubersite forever. But you can't you stupid fucked because who and whores have been around since before the begining of time. Just look at the song "Blatimore Whores". That songs been around since whaling times in the 1400's.
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Afraid I don't know Blatimore Whores... :-( but I do know that the ships and optics they had in the 1400's wouldn't have made for good whaling, and they certainly wouldn't have been converting blubber into perfumes and lamp oil. You're thinking of the 1800's.
Grudging +1 for being this amazingly stupid. Much better than that Daniel Jaines character.
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:28:47 EDT (#)
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I don't know who's rhyming is worse: Tootie's or Snoop/Fitty Cent's.
I'm going to have to agree with Beeltea on this one, alters are shit, but at least this one is somewhat funny.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:27:56 EDT (#)
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HYSTERICAL!
Submitted by fruity_tootie (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:26:33 EDT (#)
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They might have invented the word ho. But not "whore". And not "who". You prove to me that who is not a word and I will leave Ubersite forever. But you can't you stupid fucked because who and whores have been around since before the begining of time. Just look at the song "Blatimore Whores". That songs been around since whaling times in the 1400's.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:24:13 EDT (#)
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I'd love to leave this post. It's a train wreck. But as an editor, being called "illiterate" by a retard is more than I can pass up.
So what if you don't like rap? Those gangstas coined the term "ho" so you can't spell it your way. As well as other unusual words such as "nigga" "fo-shizzle" and many others. I'm sure other people could give you more examples, if you need them.
May I present a Snoop Dogg lyric, featuring one 50 Cent ("ho" is in caps, for your viewing pleasure.)
50 talkin: It's 50 dent & S-N-double O-P
You don't want no snoop & you don't want it wit me
Chorus (50 cent):
Everytime I come around they like "Oh No"
I get to trippin; slap the clip up in my 44
Shit I been thru in my hood made my heart cold
I get to poppin off that thang like I'm loco
No sense in coppin pleas when you see my knife out (knife out)
Motherfuckers light out (lights out)
Here comes Snoop, uh (oh shit) (Oh No)
Sup Nigga, sup now, huh? (Oh No)
Snoop:
Ricky Ticky Timble, C's is the symbol
Courdoroy khakis, stacies & brimmed up
Straight razors just to keep you trimmed up
1-8-7, oh yeah, now you remember
He's electrifyin & original
So gangster, Snoop Dogg the criminal
The one you hate to love, in the club, in the cut
Hugged up wit yo bitch, nigga I don't give a shit
You betta check dat HO, that's what wreckin G
Now step your game down, cause ain't no checkin me
You'll be respectin me until you leave this room
Or my gat'll go boom, bullets go zoom
Now your names on a tomb
They pourin out liqour wit no room to consume, you silly bafoon
I pop niggas like balloons, I ain't feelin em
Walkin in my big blue chucks cause I'm killin em
Chorus
Talkin: Hey whaddup cuz, it's 50 cent; What's happnin nigga?
50 Cent:
Ever since the moment I was born I been dyin (Yea)
Hundred miles an hour pulse flyin wit my eye... an
He who fears fate lives like a coward
You go against me, you'll be devoured
Then you get to poppin you'll have a change of heart
I hit your chest a couple times you'll have to change your heart
Have doc usin donors, dead niggas with spare parts
You come back wit lungs of a snitch, an the heart of a dead nark
Niggas never see the light till it spark
Then they bleed, it get cold, then shit get dark
You can call me the beast from the east, I run these streets
You can eat hollow tip shells or you can work for me
These rap niggas crazy, my mercy has limits
Push Me - a hundred revolvers'll get to spinnin
Your services are no longer needed; Rock-a-bye baby
My bitch'll do it to you with a lil 380 (Yea)
Chorus
Snoop Dogg:
I'm bailin thru the door again
Let the Momo pour again
Me & my HO again
Yea she got the four up in this motherfucker
And Imma bust it if you try to rush us or touch us or sucka duck us
It'll crack off, Now back off - real slow
An if you don't know, I never hesitate to shoot a HO
Yea that's my reputation - you test my patience &
You & your fam - bam - gon hear the blam, blam
Goddammit I'm at it again
They done let that bitch nigga up outta the pen
And now he lookin for me - what the heck - my game is built on respect
Now I'm breathin down your mortherfuckin neck
I dumps till my clips is empty
I'm headin down Willshire to send the scent-e (??)
And when I get there don't ask who sent me
Just take dem shots an drop it like it's hot
Bitch Nigga
Chorus
Talkin: Ha-ha-ha
Yea Nigga
Just when you thought I was gone
Slide back up on you like the wind nigga
Hurricane D-O-Double G
With the G,G,G,G,G, G-unit
Okay, proved you wrong. Now leave permanently, like you said you would last time you promised to leave permanently.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:20:55 EDT (#)
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hehehehe
I think alters are retarded but this one is pretty good
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:19:28 EDT (#)
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Tell you what... you're all who's. Now go to bed.
Submitted by fruity_tootie (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:16:49 EDT (#)
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Rapis not music. Its mysoginistic and racst white fantasies enacted on coloured peoples.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:15:18 EDT (#)
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check the lyrics of any rap song in history.
and apostrophes are not for use in words meant as plurals.
Submitted by fruity_tootie (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:14:57 EDT (#)
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That was a typo and I thought you said you werre gone about fifteen times. Tell you what though, if you all can prove it is "ho" and not "who", I will leave since you obviously don't want me here.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:12:56 EDT (#)
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"Aparrently, some of us dont even know that "who" is short for whore! MWAHAHAHAHA!"
This "apparently," by the way. Not the one you copied off me.
Submitted by fruity_tootie (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:11:15 EDT (#)
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You show me anything that says "ho" is the proper abbrevitation of whore and I will admit you are right. Until then, you are both fucking illiterate who's.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:05:17 EDT (#)
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scroll down and check again on the differences of our spellings. you can't win, alter.
And I'll not bother insulting you back, as you do that to yourself splendidly every time you post a reply.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-16 16:04:02 EDT (#)
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I'll settle this - fruitty is a WHORE. A dumb, illiterate, idiotic, and most likely diseased WHORE!
And the short version is "ho".
"WHO" is a fucking pronoun, you retard.
Submitted by fruity_tootie (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:58:50 EDT (#)
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You spelled it the same way you stupid cunt.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:58:11 EDT (#)
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who is a completely different word than ho.
no more talking to an alter. no more heat from me. waste of time.
like explaining art to a dead rabbit. (beuys)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:55:18 EDT (#)
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...or "apparently."
Submitted by fruity_tootie (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:55:13 EDT (#)
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apparently some of us dont realize that there is a "w" in whore. Surprising as youd thingk youd know how to spell your mother's profession.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:53:06 EDT (#)
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apparently some of us don't know how to spell "ho"
mwahaha, etc.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:53:00 EDT (#)
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this is really taking crappy alters to the hnl.
Submitted by fruity_tootie (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:48:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:39:03 EDT (#)
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"you stupd whos"
now that's a great way to make us "whos" want to bother reading your shit.
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Whose shit?? Aparrently, some of us dont even know that "who" is short for whore! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:41:01 EDT (#)
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ahhh. the front page is clean.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:39:03 EDT (#)
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"you stupd whos"
now that's a great way to make us "whos" want to bother reading your shit.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:38:25 EDT (#)
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And you are fucking OUTTA HERE!
your +2s don't count on your post, twat.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:37:17 EDT (#)
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Make me, fuckwad.
Submitted by fruity_tootie (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:36:57 EDT (#)
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AND +2 FOR ME! FUCK YOUS ALL!!!!!!!!
Submitted by fruity_tootie (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:36:19 EDT (#)
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Are you all that stupid? Click the image then hit the little button in the corner you stupd whos.
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:34:44 EDT (#)
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Great post!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:34:36 EDT (#)
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that is not how a screenplay looks, A.
and B, why didn't that goodbye post stick?
well goodbye off the front page tout suite.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:34:04 EDT (#)
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SO INCREDIBLY BAD ITS AWESOME
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:33:45 EDT (#)
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Please tell me that "creative writing class" is your code word for "5th grade story time".
This sucks on a level of suckiness that all those who have ever sucked thinks it sucks.
Now leave again!
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:33:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It's unreadable, even after downloading and enhancing.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:32:41 EDT (#)
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You suck. Not in a good way.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:32:07 EDT (#)
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I need a microscope to view that bullshit
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:30:53 EDT (#)
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yeah right
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:29:28 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry, who the fuck are you and why do you think we care?
Submitted by diavola (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:28:56 EDT (#)
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can't read it
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-16 15:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How about some of my semen for a refreshment?