My Bar Post 3:00AM: MYBP3AM: Booze I Like to Drink. (901 hits)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (View user info) at 2007-03-17 03:37:36 EDT
Oh man..you should have seen the size, substance, and color of the snot i just rocketed. It was awesome.
Anyway...good ol' new england. We go from 70 degrees to 8 inches of snow and ice in a day and a half. Gotta love it.
So due to the snow, I get home from work today around 2, screw around for a while, and go to drop a deuce, and realize I'm all out of TP. I go for a walk to the store to buy some butt paper, some mac & cheese, and a can of chew. Back when i was a kid I used to go walk through the woods every time we had a snow day, so I went for a walk rather than a drive. It was nice.
I was supposed to pick up a friend at the airport and then go drinking, but her flight was canceled. So I was open for the evening. Had some mac and cheese, two beers, and fell asleep on the couch watching college hockey around 8.
Woke up around 2, and coudldn't sleep. surprise surprise. So I had a drink, and read some uber.
This is what you get if you mix 2 glasses of scotch, 3 beers, and some goya corn chips and 3:28 in the morning:
An expose on my liquor cabinet. I didn't go into the wine, because wine is only good for acting like a prick and getting panties to drop...neither of which I'm going to end up doing tonight.
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:46:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2007-03-18 15:06:05 EDT (#)
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Why do they make alcohol bottles look so cool?
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-03-18 22:22:09 EDT (#)
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damn, this guy's drunk posts are better than most on here.
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2007-03-18 15:06:05 EDT (#)
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Why do they make alcohol bottles look so cool?
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2007-03-18 06:33:11 EDT (#)
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I asked a guy at work if I could buy him a beer. He said "I dunt drinks beer, i lieks da wiskay!" So I offered him a cheeky glass of my bosses Blue Label, but the fucking monkey opted for JD.
J FUCKING D!
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-03-17 23:53:59 EDT (#)
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Why must everyone remind me of things I can't have!???!!!!!!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-17 13:37:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-17 13:29:33 EDT (#)
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I'm not a big liquor drinker.
Believe that.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-17 13:21:03 EDT (#)
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my roomie had some birthday money to spend so we now have a great bar in our room which includes:
grey goose, absolut, southern comfort, jameson's, jose cuervo, bacardi, johnny walker black label and a few other stuff.
yesterday was a good night.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-17 13:11:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-17 09:41:26 EDT (#)
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This will sound kind of funny-
You know what I like drinking my scotch out of?
Those fucking little glasses that you find in hotel room bathrooms with the cardboard covers on them.
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Agreed- they make the best rocks glasses.
As far as martinis go, I like them dirty, and the drier the better. Just wave the vermouth cap above the glass, please- I've found that I think vermouth is kind of nasty.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-03-17 12:28:38 EDT (#)
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I was suppose to go "Kegs & Eggs" this morning, but 7:00am just seemed a wee bit too early, even for me...
I know ----> *pussy*
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-17 12:21:10 EDT (#)
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Oh, and as a side note, last night I was drinking Knob Creek in a rocks glass...funny part is the rocks glasses are the ones you get out of a Crown Royal box.
Well *I* thought it was funny...
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-17 12:19:33 EDT (#)
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Talisker's great. Haven't tried the Craggamore.
And Belvedere Vodka is good but I go with Grey Goose. Call me trendy.
oh and suggesting a cherry garnish with a martini is punishable by death in my house but you have good taste otherwise.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-17 12:03:57 EDT (#)
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I am pro booze
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-17 09:41:26 EDT (#)
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This will sound kind of funny-
You know what I like drinking my scotch out of?
Those fucking little glasses that you find in hotel room bathrooms with the cardboard covers on them.
They're PERFECT size rocks glasses and I like the look.
I've stolen approximately 27 of those for the house.
One of these days, if I can think of something to post along with it, I'll attach a picture of my scotch bar - separate form my regular bar.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-17 09:11:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-17 12:40:03 GMT (#)
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I picked the Craggamore and Talisker out of the TOP picture...
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You and shlongy are clearly men of good taste.
Jack Daniel's do a single barrel malt which is pretty tasty on the rocks, and I've also got a 15 year old Laphroaig which goes down well after a hard days work.
A friend of mine went to the states and visited a distillery in Kentucky. He came back with a 27 year old bottle of Evan Williams. He paid about 380 US dollars, but it was worth it.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-03-17 08:56:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-03-17 05:20:27 EDT (#)
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And where the hell is your blender/strainer?
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Shaker and blender are in the cabinet. should have thrown them into the pic. blender is a hardcore $70 job. kicks ass. Shaker is the kind that comes free with some jameson around christmas time.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-17 08:40:03 EDT (#)
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I have both of those, plus the "other 4 Classic Single Malts" and the display rack that you'd see in a bar or at the liqour store.
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Thats actually why I picked those two in the first place. Usually i just stick to macallan 12 for a single malt, but i wanted to mix it up. the liquor store i go to will give you free samples of any scotch you want. it's a fucking yuppity d-bag place, but i like free samples. I'm probably going to get the other 4 "classic" malts shortly.
I like how everyone else steals chimay goblets just like me. In some bar, order a stranger beer, comes in a strange glass...our first instinct is to steal the glass. and we do.
I also have 2 stolen chimay glasses and a bunch of the new s adams pint glasses. kind of cool looking.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-17 08:40:03 EDT (#)
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I picked the Craggamore and Talisker out of the TOP picture...
I have both of those, plus the "other 4 Classic Single Malts" and the display rack that you'd see in a bar or at the liqour store.
I indulged in multiple single malts last night as well and am supposed to go to Savannah today for the country's second largest St. Patty's Day celebration but at this point in time, I'm not certain I can answer the bell.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-17 06:34:23 EDT (#)
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+2 Chimay glass. I have thieved several.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-17 05:57:59 EDT (#)
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I could give a fuck what you like to drink or what's in your liquor cabinet, but I feel for you being up at 3:30 in the morning.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-17 05:52:57 EDT (#)
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In my favourite bar a double vodka and Red Bull costs £7.00, that's $13.60 for you Yanks, $13.60?!
New England's weather sounds like Old England's weather =)
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-17 05:25:14 EDT (#)
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Blech. What the hell is with you guys? Bourbon. Straight. No chaser. That's it. You got it? Over and over again. You can have some beer, too, and a cigarette, so you have something to do with your hands while your waiting for your next shot. Jesus. Fucking youngins.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-03-17 05:20:27 EDT (#)
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Kahlua is always a must - or at least some kind of coffee liqueur.
And get a bottle of Sweet Vermouth - Goes fantastic with Whiskey and Scotch - makes a great Manhattan.
I don't particularly care for Single Malt Scotch... I'll stick with blended.
Here's what's in my bar:
Belvedere, Seagrams Whiskey, Beefeater Gin, Kahlua, Jameson 1780, Vya Dry/Sweet Vermouth, Meyer's Dark , and some cheap light/gold tequila (for when it's a hot day and I want a tropical.)
And where the hell is your blender/strainer?
Don't tell me you layer your martinis.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-03-17 04:48:08 EDT (#)
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<3
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-17 04:35:32 EDT (#)
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<3
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-17 04:27:22 EDT (#)
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Where's the bourbon, for God's sake? I could have easily gone -2 with this, except I'm drinking bourbon.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-17 04:16:10 EDT (#)
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I support this.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-17 04:00:27 EDT (#)
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hooray for booze
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-03-17 03:58:36 EDT (#)
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+2 for the chimay goblet, I have two of those