Giuliani Is A Muthafuckin P-I-M-P (569 hits)
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Submitted by I Am The Wrinklebeast (View user info) at 2007-03-18 16:57:49 EDT
Giuliani's Ex-wives March on Washington
http://www.netscape.com/viewstory/2007/03/18/giulianis-ex-wives-march-on-washington/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.borowitzreport.com%2Farchive_rpt.asp%3Frec%3D6711%26srch%3D&frame=true
Police Estimate Crowd at 200,000
In a dramatic display of political strength in numbers, an organization comprising the ex-wives of Republican presidential candidate Rudolph Giuliani marched on Washington today, demanding that their thousands of voices be heard.
The organization, which calls itself Focus on the Ex-Family and which claims as its members all 300,000 former wives of the former New York City mayor, marched from the Capitol building to the White House in one of the largest political demonstrations in recent memory.
By organizing the massive demonstration in the nation's capital, the exes of New York's former mayor were hoping to prove that they are the Republican Party's largest single voting bloc and thus deserve a prominent role in choosing the G.O.P. nominee.
Carol Foyler, executive director of Focus on the Ex-Family, said that over 250,000 ex-wives of Mr. Giuliani had turned out for the march, although police estimated the crowd at closer to 200,000.
Still, according to Washington mayor Adrian M. Fenty, the turnout was impressive: "It's amazing that Rudy has so many wives, and he isn't even the Mormon guy in this race."
By standing up and demanding that they be counted, Mr. Giuliani's hundreds of thousands of ex-wives may have a profound impact on the way the nation perceives the former New York City mayor, according to Davis Logsdon, head of the political science department at the University of Minnesota.
"For some time, Rudolph Giuliani has been thought of as 'America's Mayor,'" Dr. Logsdon said. "This march on Washington shows that he is 'America's Ex-husband,' too."
Elsewhere, in recognition of Daylight Savings Time, President Bush set the country back fifty years.
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-03-23 23:40:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:03:08 EDT (#)
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and you are a fucking clueless I-D-I-O-T
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-03-19 16:58:00 EDT (#)
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Wow. Did you cut and paste that all on your own?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-19 15:36:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-19 11:57:00 EDT (#)
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Why are you alive?
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-19 11:48:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-19 11:23:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-19 07:04:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-18 23:48:27 EDT (#)
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Nice cunt and paste job, tool.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-03-19 11:34:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-19 11:23:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-19 07:04:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-18 23:48:27 EDT (#)
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Nice cut and paste job, tool.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-19 07:04:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-18 23:48:27 EDT (#)
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Nice cut and paste job, tool.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-19 05:27:01 EDT (#)
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Ok the ex wife thing was gay. But George W. setting the country back 50 years saved it.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-18 23:48:27 EDT (#)
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Nice cut and paste job, tool.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-18 21:02:17 EDT (#)
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MORE LIKE BORE-O-PHYLL!
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-18 18:31:36 EDT (#)
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Borowitz is a funny guy. He was a co-creator of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
I see no point in posting a link to his work, however.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-03-18 17:21:16 EDT (#)
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Very Onionish, but funny.
I feel like that sometimes with so many wives of my own.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-18 17:20:33 EDT (#)
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ho-hum
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-18 17:03:41 EDT (#)
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I smiled.
Time for my nap.