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OMG, I Got a Kiss This Weekend :) :0 :p (1209 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -1.56 on 55 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by zimm0r (View user info) at 2007-03-19 12:06:15 EDT


Ok, seriously, I didn't think it was going to happen but it did. I normally don't drink alcohol because there is something wrong with my blood. I think my mom called it lactose intolerant but that may just be a different ailment that I have. Besides having a headache I don't feel as though the alcohol really gave my blood issue a problem.

Anyway, since you are dying to know and all. I saw this really hot girl selling alcoholic libations in a test tube so I asked her if she was a scientist. Turns out she just works at the O'Shannihan's pub I was at. So, I was with my friends Jose and Nick, both of whom play WoW (not quite as much as me, though) and they are quite the ladies men. Well Jose whispered into my ear that he was going to get the scientist employee to kiss me after we got the alcoholic beverages.

He whispered into my ear and I almost couldn't stop laughing but I did what he said anyway. Right at the last minute when she was kissing me I turned my head and my lips and hers caught each others and I think I really surprised her. LOL! I tried to put my tongue in but she said she couldn't because she was working and that I wasn't really supposed to kiss her anyway.

This just goes to show all of you naysayers and bullies that I'm not a complete homebody and I do get off the games every now and again. I think I may have really had a special moment. I might try to go back up to O'Shannihan's tonight and Wednesday, maybe even Friday too if Nick wants to pay again.

So, booyah Uber, I might have a girlfriend again.

Here's a picture of her:

illseeyousoonmydear.jpg (27 kB)

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Submitted by Dance.With.The.Devil. (user info) at 2007-04-11 02:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-20 16:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, and I'm granting Daccory a pardon so he can continue to post.


P.S. Stop -2ing me just for spite, people.
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Sure thing.....this -2 is because you're a douchebag.

Submitted by BrittInToledo (user info) at 2007-03-20 15:46:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:04:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

worst. alter. ever.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-19 21:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

that's not a chick, dude. that's a vampire. you've gotta put some stakes and shit through that
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ahahaha

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2007-03-19 20:49:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

that's not a chick, dude. that's a vampire. you've gotta put some stakes and shit through that

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-19 20:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Did you kiss his dick?

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-19 20:29:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So did I.


























OK fine, I didn't really.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-19 19:28:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-19 15:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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I was so upset to find I could read this like a normal passage of writing. I want to return to the time when it just looked like random bollox.

I can't bring myself to comment on this post. Sorry. You know what you did here.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-19 18:59:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=99180461

You forgot to post her Myspace.

You stud, you.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-19 18:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Doesn't count till you fuck her senseless

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-19 17:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

exposure!!!

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-19 16:31:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit. Even for an alter

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-19 16:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I swear to god that fucking leet speak is worse than ebonics.

Funny below, retarded above.

Like when you use "OMG" in your fucking title.

Fuckass.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-19 15:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ur l33t sp33k is t3h r0xx0rs!!11

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-19 15:43:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-03-19 15:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If this was irony, well done.
If not.. well.. sorry.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-19 15:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That girl looks like the fighting Chinese cook in Loyd's dream in Dumb and Dumber.

Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2007-03-19 15:35:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

uh, yeah, what are you, six?

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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-19 15:18:54 EDT (#)
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I just wanted to remind you how big of a loser you are.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-19 15:18:54 EDT (#)
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I just wanted to remind you how big of a loser you are.

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-19 15:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This almost slipped off the front page.....

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Ranking: -2

that's pretty sad man.

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might try to go back up to O'Shannihan's tonight and Wednesday, maybe even Friday too if Nick wants to pay again.

So, booyah Uber, I might have a girlfriend again.

Here's a picture of her:




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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:25:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:19:14 EDT (#)
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Shit. Even for an alter.

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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:04:07 EDT (#)
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Rimm0r: ass-eater

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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:03:51 EDT (#)
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Waste of sperm

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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:03:30 EDT (#)
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Fucking retard

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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:03:16 EDT (#)
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Cock sucking queer.

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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:02:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment

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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-19 13:56:57 EDT (#)
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!GAY!GAY!GAY!

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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:25:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:19:14 EDT (#)
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Shit. Even for an alter.

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Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:04:07 EDT (#)
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Rimm0r: ass-eater

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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:03:51 EDT (#)
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Waste of sperm

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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:03:30 EDT (#)
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Fucking retard

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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:03:16 EDT (#)
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Cock sucking queer.

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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:02:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment

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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-19 13:56:57 EDT (#)
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!GAY!GAY!GAY!

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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-19 13:36:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:20:56 EST (#)
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!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!

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Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!

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Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Last comment on this dumb alter. I am not wasting my time with you anymore.
Congratz...you win. You are more retarded than I can stand, carry on twerp.

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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

...alter?

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ya think?

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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

spite

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit. Even for an alter.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Rimm0r: ass-eater

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:03:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Waste of sperm

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucking retard

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Cock sucking queer.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-19 14:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-19 13:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

!GAY!GAY!GAY!

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-19 13:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-19 13:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-19 13:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Last comment on this dumb alter. I am not wasting my time with you anymore.
Congratz...you win. You are more retarded than I can stand, carry on twerp.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

...alter?

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ya think?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:40:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

spite

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this is one of the most poorly written alters ever.

whoever you are, you should be even more ashamed than you already are required to be from making an alter in the first place. this is total shit.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

...alter?

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:32:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That was off the front page fast.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's not spite, it's b/c this is awful.

Submitted by ChalupaTres (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Spite.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

First off: You're a fucking idiot
Secondly: You're a fucking idiot
Thirdly: I'm fairly sure that's a dude


Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, and I'm granting Daccory a pardon so he can continue to post.


P.S. Stop -2ing me just for spite, people.
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Sure thing.....this -2 is because you're a douchebag.


Happy?

Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:24:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, and I'm granting Daccory a pardon so he can continue to post.


P.S. Stop -2ing me just for spite, people.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Langlier Index (aka Saturation Index): A calculated number used to predict the calcium carbonate (CaCO3) stability of a water; whether a water will precipitate, dissolve, or be in equilibrium with, calcium carbonate. It is sometimes erroneously assumed that any water that tends to dissolve calcium carbonate is automatically corrosive. Langelier saturation index = pH - pH, where pH = actual pH of the water, and pH, = pH at which the water having the same alkalinity and calcium content is just saturated with calcium carbonate.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Stupid twat....frank is twice the man you are.

Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm thoroughly convinced that you are more worthless than Frankthebear and he hasn't even gotten laid yet.

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuckwit

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bob had bitch-tits. You are Bob. Bob with the bitch tits.

Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-19 12:08:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sounds gay.


Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?

Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving
mysteries.

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