Why the Hell Aren't I on the MVA Yet? (493 hits)
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Submitted by chipolatte (View user info) at 2007-03-20 00:19:50 EDT
You bastadrs.
You fuckgni bastadrs.
I'
ve
posted like 4 things in the last few days, thinking they'd each get somewhere like 50,000 hits and instead I'm averaging a couple hundred.
WTF? WTF Bart? I thought when I gave you all that money i was guaranteed hits?
Instead, all I've gotten is lip (prolly fat lip...obses lpi...) from a bunch of you guys, whining about shit not being all good shit and shit.
Well you know how I like that shit?
Shitty!
Listen, there needs to be a cool down, a sense of humor drawn, and a line with a toe in the sand.
Got it?
Now, start fucking clicking on my posts like a hundred times each...if fifty of you do that to one post that's 5000, which is a start. Meanwhile, you need to go back to every single thing I've ever posted and do the same thing. You can even drop a couple of 2s if you want
I don't mind.
Really, I don't.
If you do that, I will stop posting. Once my name is on the top of the MVA (Bart you promised get to it) then I will reitre...it's like irony, or noiry, but different, or dierffnt.
thanxxx
sexxxy
sexxxual chocxxxlate
ceionea
User Reviews
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:34:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For good reason....
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-20 16:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
actually, its becaus eyou suck
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-20 11:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-20 15:46:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Because you touch yourself at night.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's cos Orgasmatron's next
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I seem to recall that you used to have something worthwhile to say.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:04:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:01:53 EDT (#)
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it's cos Orgasmatron's next
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A goodly observation.
You will be remembered when the end times come.
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it's cos I never learned to read!
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's cos Orgasmatron's next
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2007-03-20 08:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've already refreshed this post 3 times!
Only need to do that 100,000 times more!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-20 08:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
yeah, it's cos you're a fucking loser
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-20 08:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
because you're a fucking loser...
now to read
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-20 07:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please......stop. I can't afford the therepy anymore.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-20 07:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Because nobody wants to re-read your utter tripe.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-20 07:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
suckubus.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-03-20 02:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Because you don't count?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-20 02:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Conspiracy.
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-20 02:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-03-20 02:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm pretty sure this is right, but I'm waiting for Shlongy to tell me how bad to flame you
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-03-20 01:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you need to be boycotted
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-03-20 01:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know if you were drunk or not when you posted this, but +2.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-20 00:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
because you face the wrong way when praying to mecca
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-20 00:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i like this game.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-20 00:50:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
because you smell like cheap wine and rancid pubic hair.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-20 00:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Because you touch yourself at night.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-20 00:27:12 EDT (#)
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this video will help you feel better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFlQNtL8F9s
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-20 00:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
because you are short 300,000 hits