Man, Women Sure Are Tricky (2136 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.62 on 82 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by zimm0r (View user info) at 2007-03-20 09:12:22 EDT
Nick, Jose, and I go back up to the Irish pub again so that I could see Sarah and the most bespectacled thing had happened to me. She didn't even remember who I was. What's up with that, guys? I mean, I for real picked up some flowers against the better judgment of Nick and Jose, nothing special just some carnations and she had the nerve to tell me that I embarrassed her. I may be a game playing nerd, and I may be a loser, I might even be stupid but I don't think I'll ever get girls.
"Hey Sarah, it's me Ralph, from Saturday, remember?"
"Um no, refresh my memory."
"Well, I kissed you after my buddy Jose there (and I pointed to him) bought those test tube drinks. I asked you if you worked in a lab like a dummy, but anyway I kissed you after you had sold them to us and I brought you these flowers."
Yah, it didn't go exactly like that but I think it went worst. What are the chances. Sheesh. I thought that she could have been my girlfriend, but jeepers was I wrong. She completely blew me off for the rest of the night although in her defense she had a busy section at O'Shannihan's. Wouldn't you think that a kiss meant a little bit more.
I'm going to go back up there and try to see her on Friday with the guys again. I don't want to go up right away on Wednesday because that might be a bit too creepy and believe me, I don't want to creep her out. I know what I'm going to do in the mean time. I'm going to put down the WoW, Magic, DDR, Shadowrun and I'm going to get my two best friends out of the closet: Atari and Coleco Vision consoles and have a rally thumb blistering session in order to forget her.
Dig Dug, Joust, Pong,
B.C.'s Quest For Tires, B.C. II: Grog's Revenge, Donkey Kong (Original of Course), Frogger, Gust Buster, H.E.R.O., Montezuma's Revenge, Mario Bros. (coleco), Mouse Trap, PacMan, Pitfall, Kung Fu, Pitstop, Popeye, Sammy Lightfoot, and many many many more....HERE I COME.
How cool and bodacious is it that the Coleco Vision console had a commodore 64 base? It's freaking rad unbelievable, that's what it is.
Sarah, I'll wait on you, but not my games....toots!
User Reviews
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I may be a game playing nerd, and I may be a loser, I might even be stupid but I don't think I'll ever get girls
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agreed
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-03-22 05:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This amuses me actually.
Only becasue there ARE actually people like this out there in the world...
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I may be a game playing nerd, and I may be a loser, I might even be stupid but I don't think I'll ever get girls
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agreed
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-21 11:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DIDN'T READ IT. NOT GOING TO.
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
Submitted by HealthyCorpse (user info) at 2007-03-21 11:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This is pretty funny alter that has clearly acheived it's mission of pissing people off royally.
Stop feeding it with attention and it will die people.
Submitted by DancingOtter (user info) at 2007-03-21 10:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Worth reading because woman are tricky, and you found an awesome way to forget your troubles....
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-21 07:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FAIL
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-03-21 05:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This was not as entertaining as the last one. No credibility.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2007-03-20 22:56:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
doooooork
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-20 21:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IT'S CRUMPLE TIME!
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-20 17:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-20 16:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
WHO IS BRET?
you deserve a crumpling for that you little fucker.
ps, this isn't bret.
+1 for getting the natives riled up
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-20 15:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you people are fucking gullible.
I am in no way affiliated with this little pussy. He could be an alter or not, I don't care. Even if he is, the only thing he's succeeded in doing is garnering -2's and hate from others.
What's to be proud of in that?
And who the fuck is Bret?
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-20 15:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm no one's alter, dummies.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 15:15:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2007-03-20 15:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look who's talking.....
...okay, I admit it.
Zimm0r is my alter.
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and you are the alter of __________.
(pst...i still say it's bret.)
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2007-03-20 15:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Look who's talking.....
...okay, I admit it.
Zimm0r is my alter.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-03-20 15:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alter. And not a particularily entertaining one either. Although it takes quite an imagination to come up with a loser persona of this magnitude.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-20 13:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
don't insults hockey helmets
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-20 13:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What color hockey helmet does your mom make you wear out in public?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-20 13:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-20 12:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet Daccory = zimm0r
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-03-20 12:45:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-20 12:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet Daccory = zimm0r
i kindof thought that too
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-03-20 12:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
-2 crappy post
+1 Dig Dug
...alter.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-20 12:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have any college, Jerk. I worked at Starbuck's until I was fired, jerk. Jeez, I'm not mean to you, but you sure know how to hurt a guys feelings. I'm done for today.
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wow, you make OathMeal look like Winston Churchill
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-20 12:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet Daccory = zimm0r
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-03-20 12:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My level 14.3 Dwarf-Orc hybrid ranger assassin found the mytical Roofie Sword while I was questing last night. I figured that armed with this new weapon of nigh infinite power that I would be able to complete the quest of gaining access to the Fertile Valley of Pleasures with ease! But alas, my prevailing BO and revolting blubber prevented me from even getting close enough to slay the guardian Beast of Consciousness with my deadly weapon!
Any suggestions or help? Please?
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-20 11:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
how in the hell does somebody even pretend to be this big of a douche?
that's quite an imagination
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-20 11:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so....you're "paint_it_black" right?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-20 11:42:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have any college, Jerk. I worked at Starbuck's until I was fired, jerk. Jeez, I'm not mean to you, but you sure know how to hurt a guys feelings. I'm done for today.
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Aw jeez. Now I feel bad.
OK, it passed.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
He shouldn't cry!
His future is BRIGHT!
Seriously, I envy him.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh noes, FP, I think you made this turd sandwich cry.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:51:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
31. Unemployed. No education to help land a decent job. Lives with mom. Addicted to video games.
Jeez, I hope my wife never meets you, I'd be divorced by sundown!
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have any college, Jerk. I worked at Starbuck's until I was fired, jerk. Jeez, I'm not mean to you, but you sure know how to hurt a guys feelings. I'm done for today.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I could collect unemployment like my mother but I don't, bully. I choose to try and work whether it's at Starbuck's or not. I just need a job to get back on my feet.
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Well, I'm sure with all that college you have, you'll be fine.
HAHAHAHAH!
Fucking Starbucks? Are you serious?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DIDN'T READ IT. NOT GOING TO.
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:35:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
pathetic, yet hilarious
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So this whole thing is a metaphor right?
You get blown off by (and I'm giving you the beneit of the doubt here) a girl, and you're frustrated, so you're "boning up" on your "joystick" skills.
I do not need to read about you waxing your carrot, sir. Even if it's in code.
Fucking tool.
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I could collect unemployment like my mother but I don't, bully. I choose to try and work whether it's at Starbuck's or not. I just need a job to get back on my feet.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
get A life !
+1 for obsolete game machines.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
By the way, shut the fuck up Bret.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:26:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm 31 years old doofus.
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31. Living with mom. Unemployed. Plays video games all day.
This bitch is crazy to not want to date you!
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm 31 years old doofus.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe this is stabkill, he seemed to remember all those old video games, plus how old does this alter claim he is, would have to be at least 25 to have all those old ataris and shit
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:18:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DIDN'T READ IT. NOT GOING TO.
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-09 12:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
!FIRE! !FIRE! !FIRE!
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Nearly forgot sorry!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, you don't build a great case for being anything other than a fucking thumb sucking piece of asshole, alter or not. Don't you think if you moved out of your mommy's basement and got a real job(fuck, you could call flipping burgers a real job now) and did something for yourself, you might feel a little bit better.
Then, you might have a little money to spend on this whore and stop stalking her, you pathetic fuck.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because, I've posted pictures of my buddy Max, of this girl Sarah that I really like, but I'm not willing to post pictures of myself yet, because you all make fun of me too much. I haven't even had a positive post yet. I tell you all stories about my personal life and if that isn't proof enough, then tell me how I can prove it.
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You know, it's pretty easy to find pictures of strangers and pass them off as you and your 'friends'.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I didn't think of that.
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O RLY?
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:05:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because, I've posted pictures of my buddy Max, of this girl Sarah that I really like, but I'm not willing to post pictures of myself yet, because you all make fun of me too much. I haven't even had a positive post yet. I tell you all stories about my personal life and if that isn't proof enough, then tell me how I can prove it.
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You know, it's pretty easy to find pictures of strangers and pass them off as you and your 'friends'.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I didn't think of that.
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:05:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Proof of zimm0r's uncontestable dorkitude:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99694
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS KID IS A FUCKING NERD AND THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
Please move the fuck on and save yourself the embarassment of reading this heap of excrement.
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What's funny is that you're just as fucking spasticated.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:03:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:03:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:03:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:03:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:03:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:03:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:03:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:03:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:03:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:03:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:03:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:03:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:03:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:03:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:03:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:03:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-20 10:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS KID IS A FUCKING NERD AND THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
Please move the fuck on and save yourself the embarassment of reading this heap of excrement.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:54:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
exposure!!!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why don't you stop retaliating you little puss.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am not an alter. I'm tired of people giving me -2's and saying that I'm an alter when I proved that I am not. Jimminy....just leave me alone and don't say anything if you aren't going say something positive.
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My -2 is due to you being a dick; I don't care if you are real or an alter, actually if I were you I would just call myself and alter because you really suck.
You being 'real' makes the phrase 'Shitty Alter' a fucking compliment.
The main part of my -2 is due to the fact that you obviously don't read anything you rate as you just went down the front page and rated most of it in less than a minute.
I decided not to read your post either and just leave a -2. Have a good day; your friends in WoW are waiting for you to plug in.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:51:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
astonishing.
what a babe magnet you must be.
at least in your mind.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because, I've posted pictures of my buddy Max, of this girl Sarah that I really like, but I'm not willing to post pictures of myself yet, because you all make fun of me too much. I haven't even had a positive post yet. I tell you all stories about my personal life and if that isn't proof enough, then tell me how I can prove it.
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I can post pictures from the internet, too.
In fact, I do it all the time.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:50:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because, I've posted pictures of my buddy Max, of this girl Sarah that I really like, but I'm not willing to post pictures of myself yet, because you all make fun of me too much. I haven't even had a positive post yet. I tell you all stories about my personal life and if that isn't proof enough, then tell me how I can prove it.
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You know, it's pretty easy to find pictures of strangers and pass them off as you and your 'friends'.
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because, I've posted pictures of my buddy Max, of this girl Sarah that I really like, but I'm not willing to post pictures of myself yet, because you all make fun of me too much. I haven't even had a positive post yet. I tell you all stories about my personal life and if that isn't proof enough, then tell me how I can prove it.
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not an alter. I'm tired of people giving me -2's and saying that I'm an alter when I proved that I am not. Jimminy....just leave me alone and don't say anything if you aren't going say something positive.
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How have you proved you're not an alter?
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I can vouch for him not being an alter. He's too fucking stupid to even know how to do that.
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:46:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Since we made the agreement that I'd +2 you for life (you didn't win our post-off by much, keep in mind), I guess I'll have to just make do.
You're still a faggoty little gamer nerd who'll never get laid.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not an alter. I'm tired of people giving me -2's and saying that I'm an alter when I proved that I am not. Jimminy....just leave me alone and don't say anything if you aren't going say something positive.
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How have you proved you're not an alter?
Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am not an alter. I'm tired of people giving me -2's and saying that I'm an alter when I proved that I am not. Jimminy....just leave me alone and don't say anything if you aren't going say something positive.
Submitted by JagerSpeed (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where's PFF with the ascii of the guy holding his head in disappointment?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do people think that alters are amusing? it's really sorta pathetic, when someone who already has an 'uber identity' so to speak, and then goes and creates another one? get a fucking life, isn't one enough?
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:35:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my names Nick :)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
huh?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:22:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
These are reminding me more and more of those George Michael stories.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENS WEARHOUSE.
WHILE SURREPTITIOUSLY PLUNGING MY ROSY-CHEEKED CYCLOPIAN ALLY INTO THE ANAL CAVITY OF A YOUNG MIGRANT FARM WORKER OF INDETERMINATE GENDER IN THE FRONT ROW OF A MOVIE THEATER, THE POOR YOUTH SCREAMED FOR MORE THAN THREE MINUTES STRAIGHT, FINALLY COUGHING UP A LOAD OF 100% PURE ZIMMER SAUCE AND PASSING OUT. THE OTHER MOVIE PATRONS, ANGRY AT THE INTERRUPTION OF THE ADVENTURES OF SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL IN 3-D, BEGAN PELTING ME WITH DRINKS, FOOD, AND PHONE NUMBERS HASTILY WRITTEN ON NAPKINS. UNFORTUNATELY, MY OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUIT WAS RUINED IN THE PROCESS. I NONCHALLANTLY PULLED THE UNCONSCIOUS YOUTH OFF MY ENORMOUS EYEBALL GOUGER AND STRIPPED NUDE. THEN, WITH A BEASTIAL ROAR, I BEAT THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE TO DEATH--WITHOUT LEAVING THE FRONT ROW. ON MY WAY OUT, IN THE CUSTOM OF THE ZIMMER FAMILY, I GAVE THEM A BURIAL AT SEMEN. I GUARANTEE IT.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't see this shit improving much.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What did you think was going to happen?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
huh?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:16:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jeepers?
hilarious
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And the alter is outed!
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jeepers?
hilarious
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:14:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why? Why do you bother to even post? Seriously.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-03-20 09:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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