The Powers of the Mighty Tee Shirt (723 hits)
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Submitted by nitty (View user info) at 2007-03-20 13:57:07 EDT
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Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2007-11-20 13:14:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quali-tee.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that 'no autographs please' shirt would be kick ass....
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-03-21 11:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All, without exception, lame.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-21 08:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-20 21:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear to Christ, that little fat fucker comes near me and I'm gonna chew his ear off.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-20 21:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO BEARS...wait...
That fat little shit Garraputo. One day he's gonna kill someone. Last week he threw a cinder block at me. It chipped one of my horns.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-20 16:55:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I told your lame ass to shut the fuck up, right?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-20 16:54:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What are you, a fucking friendless asshole?
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-20 16:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what is this, wardrobe analysis?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-20 16:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah dude, I want a Super Bowl Champion Chargers t-shirt so bad - I'm surprised that stuff doesn't end up on eBay...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-20 16:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I should minus two your shaky ass for asking an easy question like that.
Frank Costanza finds tinsel distracting...he tells that to George's shaky boss...Kruger (sp), I think his name is, during the "Festivus" episode that was on about 5 nights ago.
You covered everything here...Man Show, Seinfeld, Caddyshack, Nerds...and the Bills.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-03-20 15:42:01 EDT (#)
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so the rumours are true, these americans 'jocks' do end up all having McJobs
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-20 15:14:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:21:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I left my t-shirt in a ball at the foot of your bed!
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I left something from my balls on your t-shirt and your foot.
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I thought I noticed some ball pubes on my foot. That WAS what you were talking about, right??
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I don't "have" those anymore.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-20 15:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Heard the football t-shirt punchline joke before, but this was a great post nonetheless. Dare I even say...B@W-worthy?
I want one of those "no autographs please" tee-shirts PRONTO. But good lord are they expensive. Maybe I'll just buy the imprinted thong for $18 instead.
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:49:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
send the bears shirt to habeeb, i'm sure he'll cherish it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I left my t-shirt in a ball at the foot of your bed!
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I left something from my balls on your t-shirt and your foot.
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I thought I noticed some ball pubes on my foot. That WAS what you were talking about, right??
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I left my t-shirt in a ball at the foot of your bed!
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Can I make a joke about snowballing out of this?
Well, Ill sure as hell try.
Tigerlilly snowballed me at the foot of her bed.
Mmmm, yes...yes, that will do just nicely.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I left my t-shirt in a ball at the foot of your bed!
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I left something from my balls on your t-shirt and your foot.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have a great collection. Good idea for a post, here.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:12:43 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA Fuck Lando. Uncle Tom Nigga.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:12:27 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh right. Duh.
Ass.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I too have far too many tshirts.
My two favourites are my "Fuck Lando Calrissian" and "I ain't got time to bleed" ones.
Look, you all KNOW Im a geek already, dont judge me!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:06:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I didn't say 'your left leg'
I said 'you left your leg'
Peg.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like word shirts that are original. I see too many idiots wearing Hot topic camo shirts that say "HA! Now you can't see me." It makes me want to puke.
These are nice, however.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:04:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:02:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And you left your leg on my deck.
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It was my right one. And you're correct.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:03:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS. Seinfeld quote
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:03:16 EDT (#)
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+2 Festivus.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:02:46 EDT (#)
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And you left your leg on my deck.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-20 14:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I left my t-shirt in a ball at the foot of your bed!