Step On It - A Call For Brits who fancy Drinking in Manchester (1361 hits)
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Submitted by Redskieslookfake (View user info) at 2007-03-20 18:31:37 EDT
Right.
It has been FAR too long since we had a proper UK gathering. When one of these events occurs a number of wonderous things happen.
I dress in an extravagent manner which allows Caul to review 'he hor he hor le Anglais dress tres nul!
Davros calls me a cunt
Berty and I trade witty banter. Everyone else shakes their head and talks about real stuff like houses and stuff
There is talk of Uber - surprisingly little.
Ash is hit on by various uberladies. He is blissfully ignorant of this and continues to nod and jive to his own personal sound track.
Who the FUCK is Shazza?
I tell the most awful jokes involving The World's Greatest Detective, the wonderous man, the famous man, the man who all I aspire to be, none other than Sherlock Holmes. Berty threatens to never invite me to any social gathering again - then apologises profusely to all and sundry (that's Davros)
Merlina's bloke scowls at me for telling that joke.
Davros takes pictures
Shazza - on Hobo rum.
Davros calls me a cunt again.
Berty demos a new hair cut - he swishes his locks magnificently and all the laydees commend him on his stylistic coiffure.
Davros reiterates his observation that I am a cunt.
Nath makes pithy observations. Very dry. Very very dry. He's taller than you'd think you know.
Butters cavorts.
Dave - points at me - mouths 'cunt'.
Beginning of North/South divide as night goes on. Davros becomes honourary Geordie for the night and not a Smoggie from Boro and we laugh at the Southerners.
Much drinking
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So - with that exciting banquet on offer - I thought how about we (the great British Public) get together between the 6th and the 9th of April (conveniently bank holidays either side of a weekend) and go to jolly old Manchester (or other locale to be determined)?
If Manchester:
We could book hotels and share costs (i'll sort this out if need be). Manchester is relatively cheap (particularly compared to Big Smoke)
Friday night - turn up - curries in Rusholme's famous Curry Mile. Drinking at a variety of student places. Guaranteed cheap. I will eat a garnish and cry. This will be hilarious.
Stagger back to hotel rooms - much complaint as curries are digested and all suffer.
Saturday - continental brunch at Kro2 next to the BBC. We can bemoan the loss of Mark and Lard.
Shopping in the afternoon and general mooching around Manchester. There are parks - but I daresay they will be too wet due to the ceaseless Mancunian rain.
Saturday evening - drinks and then move to either Fifth Avenue (cheapest club i have ever been to - plenty of Indy and booze for £1 a bottle)
So many kebabs in Manchester.
Deansgate Locks have all manner of cocktails and combinations of Mint and Booze to turn all but the strongest of stomachs.
Or - if we are feeling classier - a move to Sankey's Soap. A much respected club in the middle of Rape Country. We shall get cabs.
Return home. Sunday lunch at some eatery - then return to various destinations.
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-11 19:11:35 EDT (#)
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Buy me a beer!
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-10-11 18:50:18 EDT (#)
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Fight the... whatever the hell is going on here.
Submitted by psikosismc (user info) at 2008-10-11 15:34:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-08-10 15:25:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-15 11:39:26 EDT (#)
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So this ever happening?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-04-03 06:36:10 EDT (#)
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Well? What are we doing? What's the plan?
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-23 13:27:24 EDT (#)
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i demand that you all make a toast to me.
and record it.
and then post it on ubersite.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-23 04:16:35 EDT (#)
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How about we all meet in a brothel and wave at each other, first one to finish buys the first round!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-03-23 04:05:32 EDT (#)
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The Housemates called me a mentalist last night for considering going to Manchester. Of course that time I had to sleep outside the tube station with hobos because I missed the train was perfectly sensible.
Ubercons are risky, but strangely worth it.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-23 03:29:38 EDT (#)
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Have one more for England!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-22 22:33:50 EDT (#)
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Ahahahahahaha Dave.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-03-22 21:53:59 EDT (#)
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-Dave
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-03-22 21:53:46 EDT (#)
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Post
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-03-22 21:53:33 EDT (#)
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Losing
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-03-22 21:53:14 EDT (#)
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Heat
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-22 17:38:47 EDT (#)
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Oh, yes yes...
Capital plan!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-03-22 17:30:17 EDT (#)
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It sounds like fun but next time talk American.
What the fuck is are curries?
And what the fuck are 'robster craws?'
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-22 17:29:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:50:09 EDT (#)
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I live in Birmingham, if we have it hear it will be easy for me.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-03-22 17:16:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thegizzle (user info) at 2007-03-22 15:01:27 EDT (#)
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Fuck that, I have REAL friends.
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So do we.
It just so happens that some of us happen to live a distance away from each other and hang around on this particular website.
Of course this doesn't apply if you are still in elementary school as the prospect of being away from your REAL friends would be unthinkable.
It is also the time when you feel that saying "Fuck" makes you cool.
Just Sayin'.
-Dave
Submitted by thegizzle (user info) at 2007-03-22 15:01:27 EDT (#)
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Fuck that, I have REAL friends.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:43:17 EDT (#)
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British people love communists and their sports.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:50:09 EDT (#)
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I live in Birmingham, if we have it hear it will be easy for me.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:04:58 EDT (#)
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And to answer the question "Who the FUCK is Shazza?", footage here: http://www.ubersite.com/m/82881
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:01:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:40:25 EDT (#)
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oops
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:39:55 EDT (#)
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I will however hoist a pint or three in Houston whilst you sleep.
Cunts.
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Haaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha
Outed yet once again, my dear Apollo? :)
By the way, thanks again for all of that Uberfellatio a week and a half ago, my bollocks are still recovering.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:49:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:37:24 EDT (#)
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Bollocks, Jake. If you'd said the start of May then it would have been perfect, I'm in Liverpool with The Family then and it's a mere hop, skip and race for your life away on the train.
The hobo rum was me, not Shazza. She was necking Gin.
>gag<
I'll see what I can do. Megabus are practically paying the bus fare for you to get up north, but assrape you for the train fare to get to London to catch aforementioned chavbus. If loads of people are going then yeah I'll see what I can do, can't miss out on meeting up with you bastards again.
(If you tell another Sherlock Holmes 'joke' again I'll set you on fire)
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I'm very sorry for the late notice - i have been Ordered to take some holiday and i thought i'd inflict myself on some people.
I will probably tell a long and boring joke and then people will set me on fire. It is a price worth paying
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:46:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-03-22 06:09:47 EDT (#)
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Just won't be as much fun without me, will it?
In fact, pretty much a year ago we had my goodbye vibe, with underpants & everything...
I miss you people. Even Dave.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85965
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Thanks, I think.
How goes life in Clicky land?
-Dave
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:37:24 EDT (#)
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Bollocks, Jake. If you'd said the start of May then it would have been perfect, I'm in Liverpool with The Family then and it's a mere hop, skip and race for your life away on the train.
The hobo rum was me, not Shazza. She was necking Gin.
>gag<
I'll see what I can do. Megabus are practically paying the bus fare for you to get up north, but assrape you for the train fare to get to London to catch aforementioned chavbus. If loads of people are going then yeah I'll see what I can do, can't miss out on meeting up with you bastards again.
(If you tell another Sherlock Holmes 'joke' again I'll set you on fire)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:21:41 EDT (#)
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Birmingham is the home of Berty and is a mere 200 miles away from my doorstep.
Yes - it sounds perfect.
Southern fairies
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-03-22 06:12:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:52:08 EDT (#)
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No one would talk to the lone Saffa then. He speaks in Clicky anyway. Snaketongued mambabotherer that he is
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Stuff you, clown. Stuff you.
Mambabotherer is humourous though.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-03-22 06:09:47 EDT (#)
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Just won't be as much fun without me, will it?
In fact, pretty much a year ago we had my goodbye vibe, with underpants & everything...
I miss you people. Even Dave.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85965
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-22 05:53:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-03-22 05:46:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-22 05:12:13 EDT (#)
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I say hows about somewhere like Brum, Just us southeners arent safe up North.
Plus im old.
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Not as old as me :(
-Dave
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Shall we go to Minehead and play bingo?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-03-22 05:46:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-22 05:12:13 EDT (#)
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I say hows about somewhere like Brum, Just us southeners arent safe up North.
Plus im old.
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Not as old as me :(
-Dave
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-22 05:12:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:58:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-21 11:09:35 EST (#)
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Hurumph
Ok...well I'll pop back and see whether someones come up with a better suggestion.
*said in a very small voice*
Do you know what they do to people like me in Manchester?!
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What's a person like you and what do they do?
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She eats bats and spanks monkeys
I say hows about somewhere like Brum, Just us southeners arent safe up North.
Plus im old.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:58:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-21 11:09:35 EST (#)
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Hurumph
Ok...well I'll pop back and see whether someones come up with a better suggestion.
*said in a very small voice*
Do you know what they do to people like me in Manchester?!
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What's a person like you and what do they do?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-03-21 14:43:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-21 13:07:10 EDT (#)
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I WANNA GO! *pouts*
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So do I, but I can't.
-Dave
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-21 14:03:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-03-21 13:07:10 EDT (#)
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I WANNA GO! *pouts*
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-21 08:20:21 EDT (#)
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whatever longy
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-21 07:18:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-21 05:56:47 EDT (#)
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"Return home. Sunday lunch at some eatery..."
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god, what a tosspot. Will you be wearing your 'Milan' jacket yves saint lauren? - or will you just be going 'smart casual', except for your 'Pa Dong Karen' neck.
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You, robot. Are not invited.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-03-21 06:10:09 EDT (#)
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I don't know what I'm doing here, but this post and related reviews inspired warm fuzzies. I'll take my voyeuristic self off now and stop bothering the nice folks.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-21 06:06:17 EDT (#)
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Go to Friday's. It's a pound a pint all day, everyday.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-21 05:56:47 EDT (#)
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"Return home. Sunday lunch at some eatery..."
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god, what a tosspot. Will you be wearing your 'Milan' jacket yves saint lauren? - or will you just be going 'smart casual', except for your 'Pa Dong Karen' neck.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2007-03-21 05:24:07 EDT (#)
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Manchester? But I've only just packed away my winter wardrobe.
Apollo, I wasn't raped to death. Delia passed out after about three hours and I managed to escape with only minor lacerations to the sphincter and alcohol poisoning.
Worth it though. I mean, phwoar, that Delia is the hot.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-21 03:55:58 EDT (#)
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MANCHESTER IS ONLY GOOD FOR THAT SHITTY BODDINGTONS
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-21 03:55:08 EDT (#)
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We should go to a club. Legend has it that Davros has crazy body popping moves.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-21 03:36:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-03-20 22:19:57 EDT (#)
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so, only brits are allowed to have a drinkin manc?
fuck you too then
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This is correct colonial. Pray continue supping snake blood and platypus jism.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-20 22:38:57 EDT (#)
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what are crying about now samuel?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-03-20 22:19:57 EDT (#)
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so, only brits are allowed to have a drinkin manc?
fuck you too then
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-03-20 22:08:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-03-20 21:57:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-20 21:54:54 EDT (#)
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this is a definite -2
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Shocking.
DM drops a -2
Stay tuned for more news.
-Dave
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-20 21:54:54 EDT (#)
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this is a definite -2
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-03-20 21:39:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-20 20:23:41 EDT (#)
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do London next week so I can join in because Ill be in the city for two research interviews.
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Drop me a line bob and we can have a beer or eight.
You are eighteen now right?
dave.groves.at.gmail.com
-Dave
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-20 21:32:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-20 21:20:30 EDT (#)
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Manchester whoo?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-20 20:48:34 EDT (#)
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I dont see whats wrong with Manchester since its halfway between me in the North and any buger who lives in the south.
Im not going any further south than that or itll take for fucking ever for me to get there.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-20 20:23:41 EDT (#)
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do London next week so I can join in because Ill be in the city for two research interviews.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-20 20:21:41 EDT (#)
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Are the Buzzcocks playing?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-20 20:10:26 EDT (#)
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Basingstoke sucks balls
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-20 20:09:35 EDT (#)
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Hurumph
Ok...well I'll pop back and see whether someones come up with a better suggestion.
*said in a very small voice*
Do you know what they do to people like me in Manchester?!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-20 20:07:32 EDT (#)
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AND WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with Manchester might I ask?
It beats 15 shades of shit out of Basingstoke.
I'd rather have scroffula than live near there again
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-20 20:06:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-20 20:03:26 EDT (#)
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Manchester?!?!?! Fucking Manchester?!?!?!? Thanks for nothing Red.
*curls up in a ball and dies*
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Look, I've said venue to be agreed. I was just saaaaaying Manchester coz you bloody Southerners always insist that Only London exists - and that the North is 'well grim innit'. And then start doing your Dick Van Dyke impersonations.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-20 20:03:26 EDT (#)
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Manchester?!?!?! Fucking Manchester?!?!?!? Thanks for nothing Red.
*curls up in a ball and dies*
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:56:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:49:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:48:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:31:47 EDT (#)
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rumour has it Berty got a promotion out of Human Remains into a real job. Like bog washing. You know, something useful instead of just overhead.
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Upsettingly I still have people to make redundant. Only now I will be doing it on a larger scale.
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BertyXtreme™. That's fairly Stalinist Berto.
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We have to take after our Lord High Master Brown, he has the mandate of the mighty pound.
*shrug* I am but a servant.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:49:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:48:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:31:47 EDT (#)
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rumour has it Berty got a promotion out of Human Remains into a real job. Like bog washing. You know, something useful instead of just overhead.
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Upsettingly I still have people to make redundant. Only now I will be doing it on a larger scale.
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BertyXtreme™. That's fairly Stalinist Berto.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:48:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:31:47 EDT (#)
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rumour has it Berty got a promotion out of Human Remains into a real job. Like bog washing. You know, something useful instead of just overhead.
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Upsettingly I still have people to make redundant. Only now I will be doing it on a larger scale.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:46:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:28:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:13:52 EDT (#)
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Oh, I've heard it alright. And I STILL wanna go.
I also must say, Bertram, that I am happy to see you slumming it on Ubersite again..is it me or have you been scarce? Danger_Ranger is a dark horse in the amusing reviews category these days..
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Have you ever seen me and D_R in the same place at the same time? Nobody has ever even seen a picture of his face...
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Interface you mean.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:42:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:39:09 EDT (#)
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Cunt.
-Dave
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:31:47 EDT (#)
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rumour has it Berty got a promotion out of Human Remains into a real job. Like bog washing. You know, something useful instead of just overhead.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:28:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:13:52 EDT (#)
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Oh, I've heard it alright. And I STILL wanna go.
I also must say, Bertram, that I am happy to see you slumming it on Ubersite again..is it me or have you been scarce? Danger_Ranger is a dark horse in the amusing reviews category these days..
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Have you ever seen me and D_R in the same place at the same time? Nobody has ever even seen a picture of his face...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:13:57 EDT (#)
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I'm still delightful though. Many will confirm this assessment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:13:52 EDT (#)
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Oh, I've heard it alright. And I STILL wanna go.
I also must say, Bertram, that I am happy to see you slumming it on Ubersite again..is it me or have you been scarce? Danger_Ranger is a dark horse in the amusing reviews category these days..
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:13:27 EDT (#)
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Merlina was muttering curses at me. In gaelic.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:12:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:10:06 EDT (#)
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What's on your belt? Is that a pee tube?
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i sometimes call it my pee tube :(
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:10:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:08:33 EDT (#)
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NO FAIR I WANNA GOOOOOOO
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You've not heard Jake's 'humour' have you?
Trust me when I say I only attend to prevent the poor scrubbers murdering him.
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:10:06 EDT (#)
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What's on your belt? Is that a pee tube?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:08:57 EDT (#)
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Poor Dervel. Still, it's the way he would have wanted to go.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:08:33 EDT (#)
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NO FAIR I WANNA GOOOOOOO
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-20 19:00:57 EDT (#)
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I know I always say this but this time I will TRUELLY attempt to attend this since that still a month before my exams.
and if Lookie says he'll organise the whole somewhere to saty thing then Im cool with that since Im useless with that stuff.
Course being from Newcastle his idea of a classy place to stay is an underpass...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:58:13 EDT (#)
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true story that apollo
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:56:02 EDT (#)
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What Brit in his right mind fancies drinking in Manc?? +2 for supporting Newcastle, up the Toon and all that.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:52:38 EDT (#)
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WELL BERTY I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.
Poor old dervel moved to Number 11 Letsbe Avenue to serve as a cook boy to Delia.
Yes. COOK boy. Twas not a typo.
So, he was making his way up Coleman Drive and turned left onto Letsbe Avenue when Deila was standing there with a microphone at the end of the path. Some say she was drunk but there is no conclusive evidence either way.
Poor old Dervel had been out to visit his Mother/Aunty and take her some apples that had only JUST gone brown so she could make an apple and mustard crumble (it's quite the delicacy in Norritch), he had missed his bus back to Letsbe Avenue so had borrowed his Brother/Father's tractor which only had a top speed of 4 mph.
So he was late.
Delia raped him to death.
The End.*
*Who says i (mercifully) rush endings?
Jesus i've got so lazy now I don't even finish my
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:52:08 EDT (#)
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No one would talk to the lone Saffa then. He speaks in Clicky anyway. Snaketongued mambabotherer that he is
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:47:51 EDT (#)
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OF COURSE NOT THAT WOULD BE USEFUL.
UEBRSITE IS NOT 'USEFUL'
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:47:08 EDT (#)
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is there a list with who lives in what country for this site? you soulless bastards
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:45:46 EDT (#)
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Dervel looks like a typical Norwich Season Ticket Holder. i.e. Deliabait.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:45:33 EDT (#)
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poor old dervel - did you not hear?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:44:45 EDT (#)
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I demand that Dervel attend. I owe him a beer and it weighs on my consiounce.
Plus I want to see how elderly he looks now.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:43:41 EDT (#)
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hhahaha
JonnyX: To the uberboard!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:41:55 EDT (#)
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The West side of the pool kicks more ass than the East. But you have better beer there.
assholes.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:40:25 EDT (#)
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oops
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:39:55 EDT (#)
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I will however hoist a pint or three in Houston whilst you sleep.
Cunts.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:39:25 EDT (#)
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I was considering holding it in Liverpool Apollo - but realised that some of us have cars with hubcaps we have grown fond of.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:39:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:35:36 EDT (#)
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is there a list with who lives in what country for this site?
just look out for the funny people - they'll be the non-americans.
Hey geordie monkey: Y'all can celebrate my 30th birthday.
You can call it enormocraniodomethirddecadacon.
snappy eh?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:37:44 EDT (#)
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Sadly I will yet again not make a British gathering.
It's cos you are all cunts.
I defo would have made the journey from Liverpool though if I still lived there.
But I don't.
Okay?
just leave it.
Cunt.
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2007-03-20 18:35:36 EDT (#)
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is there a list with who lives in what country for this site?