Bitter, Unbridled, And Best of All, Possibly Unwarranted Hatred -- now with 50% more finished sentences! (430 hits)
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Submitted by The Redundancy Dept. of Redundancy (View user info) at 2007-03-20 23:30:02 EDT
Inspired by Ghola's http://www.ubersite.com/m/99880
MAN, that's a lot of hate...
I had a girl like this in my high school ancient history class. Her name is Jessie and she goes to my university now too. I have so much hate towards her for her subtle irritating habits where anyone who hasn't spent any length of time in the same room as her.
For starters, she's taking the most pretentious, bullshit program offered at any university anywhere: women's studies. Her women's lit class is next to my history class and has the same time slot as mine so I get to hear her rave.. absolutely fucking RAVE about how "amaaaazing the Vagina Monologues is" before my classes. I guess the only reason that bothers me is that she's so gross that I would really prefer she didn't know what a vagina was so there would be no chance of her procreating.
She has sharp, yellowed and undoubtedly orange juice stained teeth with bright calcium spots. She wears more makeup than anyone should ever wear and when I look at her, I'm instantly enlightened on how some people can be afraid of clowns. Her clothes are outlandish as hell. Purple and black striped leotards, a chiffon neck scarf, a cat ear headband, a furry petticoat, a tiara and a silky, purple dress are all regular appearances in her daily dress.
She smells faintly of rotting milk and her vapid contributions to class discussion make me fantasize about stabbing her through the eye with my pen. The same one I'm gnawing on to take my mind off the grating sound of her voice. I wonder if anyone would do anything. I wonder how many people are thinking the same thing. It's not even a matter of IF.
Below is a real picture of this girl. Kinda takes away from the fun of imagining it when you have the picture right there, huh?
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:46:34 EDT (#)
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yeah....some people's kids, eh?
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:42:52 EDT (#)
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mom?
Submitted by garudave (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:29:57 EDT (#)
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She looks like Barbara Streisand but way more bitchy.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:24:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-20 21:04:18 PDT (#)
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A rant like this with a murder-fantasy element needs much more exaggeration.
If that is an actual picture of the girl you are wrong for posting it with your diatribe, which was mildly amusing at best.
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apollo is right
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:05:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-20 23:29:15 EDT (#)
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she doesn't have too much make up on in that picture.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-03-21 15:55:20 EDT (#)
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I dunno, man. Ghola's post was amusing and poetic. This left me very 'meh'.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-21 14:18:31 EDT (#)
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What Zebra said.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-21 14:01:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-21 11:21:22 EDT (#)
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that looks like a fucking pigeon
and if so, she's a nasty bitch. who would be happy to have a pigeon on their shoulder?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-21 07:55:58 EDT (#)
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Blarffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffaggot.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-21 06:46:02 EDT (#)
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GAH! That is one ugly bitch..... and she is clearly wearing too much fucking make up. And she also appears to be wearing a hemp choker...... god damn hippies
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-21 04:52:41 EDT (#)
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Definitely meh. I have to ask: what do you feed a bird to make it shit that mighty turd on the black sweater?
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-21 00:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A rant like this with a murder-fantasy element needs much more exaggeration.
If that is an actual picture of the girl you are wrong for posting it with your diatribe, which was mildly amusing at best.