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Papers Papers Papers (276 hits)

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Submitted by chipolatte (View user info) at 2007-03-21 02:48:38 EDT


to write.

Gotz a lot of paperz to write.
Three
to be exact.

And everything is gonna be
ok
says William Shatner.

But listen, i have to write 10 pages about Marxism and fuck I could probably write a hundred pages about Marxism, but god i can't fucking sit down and do it.

Has anybody played the new God of War 2? Yeah i know dorkus maximus me, but man the first one was sick, so against my better judgement i went out and bought the second one on FINALS WEEK...against my better judgement.

So today I've spent three hours doing work and like 7 playin' God of War 2
beat it
eat it Zeus

So now i've beaten it and it's time to start my first paper so i can write another one tomorrow (and i have to write it only with stuff in class and I almost never went to class) and then another one by Friday.

So fuck me in the goat ass, shit.

All yous, each write a page about Marxism for me and in return I won't smite you when I become god's left hand man.

(jesus is already on the right, but that's cool cuz me and him are tight.)

anyway fuck, let the negative rain begin.

eicoaha

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-21 06:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-03-21 05:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

she's going to fuck her boy toy again and I get to hear every whine and slurp

no no no stop

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-03-21 05:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you have a retarded roommate who tramples around like a bull in a china shop, too? That flings her fat appendages haphazardly, slamming drawers and doors as if completely lacking voluntary muscle control? Just me? I wonder where I can buy tranquilizer darts.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-21 05:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You spend 7 hours beating a video game and think it's an accomplishment. You'll finish your papers and get your degree in poly-sci and complain about being a manager at Kinko's for the rest of your life. Go the fuck outside.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-21 04:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HATE HATE

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-21 03:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey! on my 350 inch monitor i can hardly see that pic!
Post something bigger next time !

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-21 03:34:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Not even Kratos can save this.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-21 03:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


uhg. again?


Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-21 03:07:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

And my posts really blow.
feel free to -2 them accordingly.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-21 03:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I know I'm generally nice and shit but your post really, really suck.
possibly, marginally, more than mine.
Barely.


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War! Heh, heh, heh!

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