Jessie. (865 hits)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (View user info) at 2007-03-21 07:37:16 EDT
"Fucking dog!"
"Leave him alone Dad!"
Tears streamed down his face, he belted the window and screamed again.
"Go Jessie! Go!! Run!"
The border collie backed away and sat low on his forelegs, tail waving sporadically as his eyes flicked between assailant and captive.
"Run!" the boy yelled. "Run boy go! Home!!"
The dog turned and stopped. Instinct confused him, the man's flailing arm made him growl and his eyes again diverted to his young master, a second lunge and he fled..
"fucking dog.." the man muttered. He turned and looked at the boy. He scowled and trudged back to the minivan.
The twins sat slumped in their capsules in the back, little Luthers head lay across and against the seatbelt. Mum was in the passenger seat, peaceful looking, 'sleeping' if the boy tried hard enough..
The door slammed and his father glowered at him in the mirror.
Nothing was said, far across the camping ground Jessie sat, occasionally standing and turning in circles to once more sit quietly, nervously patient but on guard.
His father turned the ignition and again, stared into the mirror.
The boy nestled his head against Luthers and fixedly met the mans empty reflection.
The minute of time spent with his dog walking across the dam wall, hearing but ignoring his fathers calls, was now his most sudden moment.
"Fuck you Dad" he thought. He met the hollow gaze with a thousand times the venom, in his eight years he'd never uttered the words, but there was definite conviction.
That was once.
His father wavered and diverted his eyes.
The missing vacuum hose his mother had inquired about pumped the carbon monoxide slowly into the van.
"Fuck you" he thought again. Twice.
His fathers head lay back against the seat.
"Fuck you Dad," he pushed Luthers head up slightly so he could rest his against it. Three times.
"cunt..."
Once.
Jessie circled once more, barked, and trotted down the embankment leading to the road and at a gait, set off home.
[this crappy post was brought to you by the letters, P, L, A, G, I, A, R, I, S & T. People Loathing All Gratuitous Italics And Really Insidious Stupid Text-options - just so bart can act like he's doing something - which I've no acronym for. I've read books, and they have been both emotive AND thoroughly interesting without crappy bold italics. btw this post is even shittier if you don't listen to the song, which I accidently rediscovered watching Josh Pyke host Rage, it was on the Road Rash soundtrack on the incredible Trip Hawkins 3DO and I loved it to death, poor doggy.]
Jessie.mp3 (2 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-16 02:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fey, so is this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101262
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-16 01:59:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of some weird religious cult?
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Ha!
And this post was a hundred times better than most of the bullshit on Uber.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-16 01:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I said my rating was inflated because you called this a crappy post. I don't think it's a crappy post.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-22 19:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where are you, Danger?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-17 05:50:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've figured out who you look like!
It's that guy on the cosmetics ad that says "You think you've aged gracefully. She thinks you've let yourself go."
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-16 02:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are missed.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
what?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
down in hollywood
better hope that you don't run out-of-gas
down in hollywood
they'll yank you right outa your car..
and kick yo ass
in hollywood
they're stand'n on a corner just wait'n for a sucka like you
down in hollywood
if you wana stay healthy just keep move'n right on thru
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:06:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of some weird religious cult?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-21 13:46:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2007-03-21 12:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-21 12:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-21 04:41:45 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah thanks simon, maybe I should've posted some pictures of me getting drunk.
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would have been more intesting than this
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-21 08:56:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a pathetic loser with a bad back.
Later.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-21 08:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
way to proofread daniel
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-21 08:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*whit
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-21 08:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My childhood dog was a border collie -- Molly. Great dog with whom I did not have sex. You people are sick.
Enjoyed the song.
I feel not one wit like a pathetic loser giving you this unjustified +2. My back hurts far too much and I've got two more days working in the ghetto with all the angry dark-hued folks and unmarked high-pressure gas lines. If I make it out alive I'm going to give myself an epidural and drink beer for the next six weeks (at least). I really don't care about anything else right now.
Jesus...my back. I hate my back.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-21 08:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-21 08:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty stop playing 'i'm al-queda', nobody wants to know a I won't blow up.
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RACISM!
Just the sort of thing I'd expect from foul-mouthed, ignorant, beer swilling, Aussie scum!
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-21 08:21:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Berty stop playing 'i'm al-queda', nobody wants to know a I won't blow up.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-21 08:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Hotel 6 this is Baker Dozen. Baker Dozen to Hotel 6. Come in, over."
"Baker Dozen, this is Hotel 6. Recieving you, over."
"Hotel 6, there is a major flock of handbags gathering off the pique peninsula, over."
"Roger wilco Baker Dozen, message recieved."
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-21 08:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU RAD
okay fuck las vegas, okay fuck your puppies. okay that was bad.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-21 08:13:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
fuck you
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-21 08:06:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's just how we play on the internet, that's all. Or if you think I'm lying, come up with something good like I rubbed my cock on her face after I fucked her in the two slot. Your choice really.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-21 07:58:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-21 07:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was about three years ago when I was rustling around in the attic and I stumbled across the old dusty trough that once held legumes on the sill. I accidentally knocked it over, the loud clang resonating through the house made the cat jump into Nancy's legs leaving a nasty raise of claw marks.
It was then that I realized I was destined to fuck you in your gaping tortoise shell.
Grow a pair. Don't complain when someone comes by and neg2's you just to do it, kind of like you do. I don't mind. As a matter of fact I grown accustom to it and look forward to it. I enjoy the hate.
You, you are being a girl.
Want to fuck me, like I want to fuck you?
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ummmmmmmmmmmm, no - retal fag (remember I can't guess gay). btw I would like to recant my 'you're a fuckhead' assumption, name calling's not nice, and I apologise, but only if you tell me why that out of africa girl hates you now.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-21 07:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was about three years ago when I was rustling around in the attic and I stumbled across the old dusty trough that once held legumes on the sill. I accidentally knocked it over, the loud clang resonating through the house made the cat jump into Nancy's legs leaving a nasty raise of claw marks.
It was then that I realized I was destined to fuck you in your gaping tortoise shell.
Grow a pair. Don't complain when someone comes by and neg2's you just to do it, kind of like you do. I don't mind. As a matter of fact I grown accustom to it and look forward to it. I enjoy the hate.
You, you are being a girl.
Want to fuck me, like I want to fuck you?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-21 07:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't understand.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-21 07:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's wrong Danger? Here....this will make you feel better and less like a bitch.
Just joking.
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-21 07:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-21 07:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I haven't heard this Paw song in years- I forgot all about it- but it's so catchy..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2007-03-21 07:41:45 EDT (#)
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yeah thanks simon, maybe I should've posted some pictures of me getting drunk.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-21 07:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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