APW: selections from Yoshitoshi Tsukioka's "Courageous Warriors" (1883-1887) (852 hits)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2007-03-21 15:56:52 EDT
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:41:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-21 13:11:29 PDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:07:14 EDT (#)
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cool...
in a completely unrelated note, WTF is up with the anti-semitism on the uberboard today?
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You mean Gandhi didn't say that?
I'm hoping the asian persuasion here will blind people to the Hebrew injustice above us all, or at the very least distract them until the board's comments run their course. $1 can buy a lot of things, it seems. Even time.
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Gandhi, as everyone, has their failures:
"I would like you to lay down the arms you have as being useless for saving you or humanity. You will invite Herr Hitler and Signor Mussolini to take what they want of the countries you call your possessions...
"If these gentlemen choose to occupy your homes you will vacate them. If they do not give you free passage out, you will allow yourselves, man, woman and child to be slaughtered, but you will refuse to owe allegiance to them."
"Hitler killed five million [sic] Jews. It is the greatest crime of our time. But the Jews should have offered themselves to the butcher's knife. They should have thrown themselves into the sea from cliffs."
Louis Fisher, Gandhi's biographer asked him: "You mean that the Jews should have committed collective suicide?"
Gandhi responded, "Yes, that would have been heroism."
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:34:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:33:43 EDT (#)
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SUCK MY PAPERCUTS!
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:17:49 EDT (#)
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for some old works, they are pretty damn good!
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:10:05 EDT (#)
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good one
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:21:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:14:28 EDT (#)
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*peers through blinds*
I don't see no steenkin box van.
That's it, I'm leaving.
first day of spring break WOOOOOO
...time to go to work :(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:41:59 EDT (#)
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No cameras.
Look for a box van across the way.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:28:27 EDT (#)
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Clever.
I suddenly feel very vulnerable.
*grabs steak knife and looks for hidden camera*
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:09:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:50:53 EDT (#)
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O-Man:
your insight is uncanny.
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Cole Train:
your can is in my sights.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:35:04 EDT (#)
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ow ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow ow
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:23:17 EDT (#)
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Another post of the Oh-oh-tron, i cannot make heads or tails from...
But ah, you can't know it all...I like the pix..
Damn!
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:50:53 EDT (#)
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O-Man:
your insight is uncanny.
Submitted by Realpolitik (user info) at 2007-03-22 01:07:15 EDT (#)
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"I wonder if Oprah's on
I should read cosmo"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-21 23:55:52 EDT (#)
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Don't eat the schnitzel, it's schnauzer.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-21 23:49:57 EDT (#)
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Is that you, Baxter?
Stay classy San Diego
Milk was a bad choice
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-21 23:43:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-21 23:42:23 EDT (#)
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You know what I like?
Classy dorks like Orgasmo- I torture his posts with -2's and call him all kinds of names...and he comes in here (my post) and gives me a +2.
If I had any feelings at all, I'd probably feel bad about that.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-21 23:41:06 EDT (#)
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my 4 year old sister can draw better than that gook
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-21 23:40:08 EDT (#)
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I read lips, Coley.
In fact, I can read your lips but they're not the ones on your face.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-21 23:37:40 EDT (#)
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You're thinking that you want to hotbox with Snoop before building a fort out of couch cushions and pilows.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-21 23:26:13 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah?
Tell me what I'm thinking about...RIGHT NOW.
Current mood: giddy
Currently listening to: Snoop and Dre "Gin and Juice"
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-21 23:22:51 EDT (#)
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Why coley, I AM your mind.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-21 23:10:48 EDT (#)
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I was looking at Japanese art earlier today...HOW DO YOU READ MY MIND
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-21 23:04:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-21 22:21:57 EDT (#)
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Man, I wanted to be the first to say these were haikus so I could be the coolest...bummer.
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You're the coolest bummer I know.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-21 22:16:38 EDT (#)
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I ate sushi again today. I think it's your Asian Persuasion.
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You likes it raw and wriggling, don't you?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-21 22:43:40 EDT (#)
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The "ow!" one pushed it over the edge into +2. Otherwise maybe a +1? We'll never know.
Submitted by Shryke (user info) at 2007-03-21 22:25:35 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-21 22:21:57 EDT (#)
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Man, I wanted to be the first to say these were haikus so I could be the coolest...bummer.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-21 22:16:38 EDT (#)
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I ate sushi again today. I think it's your Asian Persuasion.
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-03-21 22:00:31 EDT (#)
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I laughed.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-21 20:25:16 EDT (#)
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I like the "cherries" one, best.
Too cool.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-03-21 19:26:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-21 18:01:41 EDT (#)
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He only lived to be 4?
He was quite prolific.
He sucked prolifically, too.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-21 18:01:20 EDT (#)
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Sweet reverse mohawk indeed.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:08:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:48:54 EDT (#)
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YOUR lips, not HER lips.
Stupid mid-thought revision.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:48:54 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:48:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:43:56 EDT (#)
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finally. non longwinded poetry.
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I figured this would appeal to you. You're accustomed to wrapping her lips around short and forgettable things.
How's that odor problem working out for you? Can the men still smell you when you cross your legs?
Submitted by BUTCH_HERO (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:45:14 EDT (#)
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suck my paper cuts
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:43:56 EDT (#)
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finally. non longwinded poetry.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:41:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:37:36 EDT (#)
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Auto haikus +2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:35:56 EDT (#)
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Man, the nips know how to fuck shit UP!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:33:50 EDT (#)
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TTOM - about that suicide piece:
"Matsunaga Hisahide (1510 - 1577) was Japan's one man Borgia family, his life a record of intrigue, back-stabbing and murder in pursuit of power. First, he murdered all other heirs of his boyhood friend, Miyoshi Chokei. This left Matsunaga sole heir when Chokei died in 1564. At the same time, he subjegated Yamato province, which gave him a power base.
In Kyoto, Shogun Yoshiteru was trying to break free of the control of the Miyoshi clan. On 17 June, 1565, an army sent by Matsunaga forced him to commit suicide, and installed the infant, Yoshihide, in his place. However, Matsunaga and the Miyoshi fell out. In 1568, the child shogun's brother allied with Oda Nobunaga, and Nobunaga marched on Kyoto. Faced with this unexpected development, Matsunaga feigned submission. In 1573, he tried plotting against Nobunaga, but was soon back onside, helping to destroy the Miyoshi.
In 1577, Hisahide rebelled. Oda Nobutada soon had him cornered in Shigi Castle. Oda demanded two things - Matsunaga's head and a specific tea item, which Matsunaga defiantly smashed before killing himself. It is said that he had his head blown apart to prevent Oda from getting even that satisfaction.
Yes, Matsunaga richly deserves the fate that has come upon him in this print. Nonetheless, one cannot help responding to the rage to live that Yoshitoshi has captured in that last, angry gesture. He does not want to go, and he is not going to act with grace and honour."
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:33:37 EDT (#)
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is missed below
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:31:54 EDT (#)
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#1
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:31:13 EDT (#)
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mofo below?
scourge below?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:25:00 EDT (#)
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I have a +2, its for you
back in the day we loved
and you swallowed my goo
you'd love my backside
and I'd love yours too
oh, dogged past...
lemma fuck your black ass
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:23:04 EDT (#)
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The old guy about to commit seppuku smashing the plate...what the FUCK was that about?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:20:08 EDT (#)
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sCHWEET.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:16:02 EDT (#)
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Awesomeness.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:11:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:07:14 EDT (#)
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cool...
in a completely unrelated note, WTF is up with the anti-semitism on the uberboard today?
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You mean Gandhi didn't say that?
I'm hoping the asian persuasion here will blind people to the Hebrew injustice above us all, or at the very least distract them until the board's comments run their course. $1 can buy a lot of things, it seems. Even time.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:07:40 EDT (#)
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Should I minus 2
No sir that would be racist
I guess I'll plus 2
(woooooooo im a poet)
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:07:14 EDT (#)
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cool...
in a completely unrelated note, WTF is up with the anti-semitism on the uberboard today?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:06:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:02:19 EDT (#)
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i really like
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auto +2 pony?
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:04:58 EDT (#)
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Beautiful haiku brings a tear to my eye.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:03:49 EDT (#)
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Begone, stupid plate!
so angry
my pretty pony
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:02:42 EDT (#)
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I never liked haiku till now
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:02:19 EDT (#)
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i really like
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:01:50 EDT (#)
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ow! ow! ow! ow! ow!
ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow!
ow! ow! ow! ow! ow!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-21 16:00:50 EDT (#)
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1 Endo Musha Morito approaches Kesa's Bed
2 Hojo Takatoki Fights Tengu with his Fan
3 Kato Kiyomasa Sees his Monkey with a Writing Brush
4 Kenshin Riding Through Battle Smoke
5 Soga no Goro Tokimune Held Back by Gosho no Goromaru
6 Taira-no-Tomomori Sweeping the Deck on the Eve of Battle
7 Takenouchi no Sukune Proves his Innocence in the Ordeal of Boiling Water
8 Yoshitsune and Benkei Viewing Cherry Blossoms
9 Matsunaga Hisahide preparing for suicide
10 Incomparable Woman Warrior: Han Gaku
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-03-21 15:59:30 EDT (#)
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Nice commentary