Uber roll call - attention all cliques (888 hits)
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Submitted by <gamblinqueen.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-03-21 17:08:47 EDT
I wish someone would do me a favor and sort the various cliques for me. My God...they seem to change from day to day. I can never keep track of who is 'cool' and who is a NOOB. On that note, when does one not be a NOOB? Does a clique decide that? Bart? Is there an official post?
Who is 13 (and there appears to be many more than I initially thought), who is an aspiring writer, who is male/female/gay (figured some of those out...seems lots of gays here, not that there is anything wrong with that), and who is just a plain, good ol' fashioned asshole.
I'm guessing that those of you who are obsessed with the rankings are probably the 13 year olds.
So, someone open an Excel spreadsheet, or database of your choice, and lay down the details, please, then post them for me.
BTW - you can rank this however you want. I don't really give a shit...just want some info.
User Reviews
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-22 14:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
28679
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...Badassmofo is on double secret probation...
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+2 for that
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm guessing that those of you who are obsessed with the rankings are probably the 13 year olds
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I can rebuke that theory with one example:
Jack McCallum.
He shits his pants at anything below a +1, is obsessed with rankings and is clearly over 40, fat, and single... unless you count cats as 'significant others'.
Which I don't.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-22 03:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no sense of humour below
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-03-22 02:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-21 22:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, you can start the Uber journey by giving me a +2 and sending me pictures of your sisters' hole.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-03-21 22:28:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
see about spelling his name right first you stupid bitch
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-21 22:27:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post is garbage, but just off the top of my head you're not a noob once you get Beebed, or reach 100,000 hits, whatever comes first.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-03-21 21:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I appreciate all the 'candid' replies. I expect none the less.
Schlongy...I'll see what I can do.
Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-03-21 21:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"His initials are "Jack McCallum"."
I found that terrible hilarious.
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...me too...
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me three!
Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-03-21 21:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This isn't some high school
We're far more sophisticated and mature than that
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-21 21:08:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Not a lot of 'cliques' here. Definitely a fair number of 'snaps', though. A few 'pops' and at least one 'crumple'.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-21 20:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I dunno, but I been here two years and I never make any lists and never been beebed so there ya go.
By the way, fuck yourself.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-03-21 19:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And understand that I was aware your name had the word queen in it when I typed that last reply. Guess I'm not the only tranny any more.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-03-21 19:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cant speak for anyone else but I'm a 13 year old NOOB aspiring writer gay transexual hermaphrodite old fashioned asshole. Try to wrap your dick around that one. And I say wrap your dick because, based on this post, I am forced to assume thats the organ which produces most of your thoughts. And I'm also forced to assume that most of your thoughts are about other dicks.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-03-21 19:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
for the love of god.
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-21 18:51:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT?
I'M FOR REALS, YO.
WE TIGHT, MY STRIPEY BRO BRO.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-21 18:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahahahaha
funny monkey below
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-21 18:33:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
me and zebra are the newest and coolest clique
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-03-21 18:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm cool
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-21 18:03:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I asked.
In fact, I'll go one better and "demand".
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-21 18:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the best people to -2 are tiger lilly and tom sorrell.
they flip out.
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What the fuck are you talking about???? Shut the fuck up asshole!
Mmmmuuuuaaaahhhhh ;)
PS. Nitts, all you have to do is ask.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-21 18:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awww, that's a shame.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jack McCallum was banned for posting cellphone shower pics from the gym at the senior center.
He subsequently hanged himself with an extension cord in a flophouse bathroom.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...Badassmofo is on double secret probation...
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+2 for that
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll reserve judgement as to whether or not I like this broad until I see the beaver shots she's going to email to me.
I'll keep y'all posted.
Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If Shlongy camps your third post ever it means he likes you, even if all the ratings are -2. Those are just to keep up his "bad-boy" image. If Shlongy approves, then you're ok.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Booooo urns.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You two dorks are smarter than you look.
It WAS hilarious.
His reaction might be, too, but for different reasons.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The only clique worth mentioning has 2 members.
Me and Shlongy.
Badassmofo is on double secret probation, and TigerLilly has been excommunicated until she sends me more shots of her beave.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"His initials are "Jack McCallum"."
I found that terrible hilarious.
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...me too...
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"His initials are "Jack McCallum"."
I found that terrible hilarious.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Uber has no established guidelines or rules.
As for cliques, just watch a while. They're easy to spot.
I'm in the geriatric group I suppose. Want a Metamucil cocktail?
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:32:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I do not write. My last major piece was probably "What I Did For My Summer Vacation". If you must write to lose your n00b status... well, I'm a n00b for life then. Screw you. And yes, I recently actually signed up, but I've been visiting this site off and on for about 3 or 4 years. So, I'm a "lurker n00b" now? Whatever.
Anyway, I understand this is a "serious writer's forum", but I'd rather think of it as one of my many ways to completely waste away my time at work.
- n00b
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:30:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the best people to -2 are tiger lilly and tom sorrell.
they flip out.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sicosemen- I'm not really sure you count as a "clique" of one.
I have you penciled in under "social leper" and "flabby pale Swanson", both catagories which have many members.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:28:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. You'd be wrong on the "13 year olds" being the most assed up about ratings.
Most of these retards are crybabies in their 20's and we actually have one Uberite - who shall remain nameless - who's in his 40's and for some reason, is under the impression that there are financial rewards and trophies attached to high ratings.
He is an absolute riot to -2.
His initials are "Jack McCallum".
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am my own clique. People hate me and I like it. Therefore, I am the fulcrum on which ubersite sits balanced so it behooves you to get in on my good side.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Attn: Gamblinqueen.at.yahoo.com
Re: Naked Pictures
I never got them.
Forward to: Chroniclysm.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dude, just go to http://www.ubersite.com/cliques/elite, and put in the special password, and you can check it all out for yourself.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:25:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If ANYONE on Uber has this Uber Clique Excel spreadsheet filled out, it would be the Orgasmo Uber Circle Jerk crew.
They're easy to spot. Go to one of his posts - look who is plussing twoing on 78 consecutive reviews at any time between 10am EST and 3am EST the FOLLOWING morning and you'll have one group.
There might be a few others but since I pretty much hate everyone on Uber, I couldn't tell you who the other ones are.
OR, take a short cut - head to "Gabbly/Uber", and you're sure to find ANOTHER group or 4 of people that seemingly have no friends outside of Uber.
Glad I can help!
Good post, but I don't realy like you, either.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I also suggest changing your display name to something other than your e-mail addres.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Eh, it's difficult to tell when you're no longer a n00b, but suffice it to say that when you begin to consistently get positive ratings you're on your way. Also if you get mentioned in others posts you can usually take away n00b status.
Alcoholocaust is a n00b and from the looks of it will be for a long time.
Posts like these generally don't go over well, so I hope you have tough skin. Also, try not to reply to insults as it will just garner further flaming.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually I am quite gay. People are always telling me how happy I am.
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:16:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am cool, and judging from this post- you are not.
You are gay, I am not.
I could give a fuck about ratings.
Hope this helps.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:16:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is a +2.... You're gonna need it.
Submitted by Graham (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And then again, there is that creepy guy hanging around in the shadows.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:14:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are either for me or against me.
Or part of the secret British/Aussie clique.
But they're for me.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ol' fashioned asshole below, I assume?
Submitted by Shryke (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shut the fuck up you worthless cunt, the best part of you dripped down the crack of your mamas ass
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-03-21 17:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Amusing.