Life Lesson #1 (242 hits)
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Submitted by Mike <mike.elias17.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-03-22 00:12:11 EDT
The purpose of my life lesson posts, should I decide to make more than this one of them, is for you impressionable folk to benefit from my pain of having learned the hard way.
Life lesson #1: When trimming one's pubic hair, one can never be too careful. Especially fifteen minutes before one is scheduled to meet a hot girl at a hot tub. Alone. At night.
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:49:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:24:04 GMT (#)
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Ladies: Never masturbate with uncooked meat and then forget to remove it. Yes, it SOUNDS like a good idea but maggots are worse than crabs
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Sound advice from lishy.
As much as I love pork chops, I'm not going in head first after one.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:56:12 EDT (#)
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If you're still in high school, don't leave any condoms laying around in your girlfriend's psychotic father's basement.
True story.
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:41:17 EDT (#)
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Never memorise or store ex girlfrineds telephone numbers. Drunken 'I love yous; I made a mistake' have a habit of fucking you up the next day.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:20:54 EDT (#)
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Not worth comment.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-22 06:43:08 EDT (#)
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You are not unique, original, or funny. There is nothing of value in this post. Away with you.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-22 00:33:45 EDT (#)
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Ooh. Ooh.
Fellas: Don't believe your girl when she says she can't have sex because she's got her period and "can't find" the tampon anywhere inside her. She's lying, and probably has your best friend's sperm inside of her turning all that to-be-purged blood from red to tender pink.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-22 00:26:42 EDT (#)
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When reading a post that makes you want to smash your face into the keyboard remember the words of St Shlongy: "Shut the fuck up dipshit"
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-22 00:24:04 EDT (#)
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Ladies: Never masturbate with uncooked meat and then forget to remove it. Yes, it SOUNDS like a good idea but maggots are worse than crabs.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-22 00:19:59 EDT (#)
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Might I suggest: Don't go down on a girl who might have crabs, especially if you have a mustache and might wind up with the things nesting in your facial hair. Nothing says 'hello' like a leapin' little bitch springing from your face to a potential employer's painted-on smile.