My day at work, may it last forever in the chronicles of time. (329 hits)
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Submitted by Tony_The_Tiger_Is_A_Pedophile (View user info) at 2007-03-22 02:36:59 EDT
This is the copy paste of the aim conversation i told this story to my friend in. im too lazy to re-type it. fuck off. names are changed for reasons that will become obvious as you read the story.
it's kinda longish. again, fuck you. read it.
ME--> tepo12345(12:24:37 AM)today me and my friend at work hazed the new kids
Dennybob6 (12:25:44 AM): lol
Dennybob6 (12:25:46 AM): assholes
tepo12345 (12:25:54 AM): you say that already?
tepo12345 (12:26:02 AM): just wait till you hear the story
Dennybob6 (12:26:29 AM): lol arlgiht
Dennybob6 (12:26:32 AM): lets hear it
tepo12345 (12:26:50 AM): at first it was just me and the new girl at work
tepo12345 (12:26:53 AM): for four hours
tepo12345 (12:27:10 AM): so i make her do most of what needs to be done
tepo12345 (12:28:16 AM): which includes ringing up customers, putting movies back, and other shit
tepo12345 (12:28:35 AM): while i just sit there in a roller chair watching pirates of the carribean 2 and making fun of her (yes i know, im cool)
tepo12345 (12:28:49 AM): then my buddy gets there, and this continues
tepo12345 (12:29:14 AM): but now hes shooting red clips (what we lock movies cases with) at her the entire time
tepo12345 (12:29:31 AM): hits her in the head at least 12 times
Dennybob6 (12:29:37 AM): wow
Dennybob6 (12:29:42 AM): i wouldnt be able to stand you guys (my friend is a sissy.)
tepo12345 (12:30:06 AM): and make her clean them up
tepo12345 (12:31:34 AM): time comes for her to leave so i tell her that before she clocks out she has to put all the old movies away (1 stack of 20 movies, easy, takes 45 seconds)
tepo12345 (12:32:00 AM): we have some gold stars hanging in a corner of the store as decorationtepo12345 (12:32:11 AM): my buddy says hes going to steal one
tepo12345 (12:32:14 AM): just cause
tepo12345 (12:32:23 AM): so she asks if she can have a couple
tepo12345 (12:32:39 AM): he gets a ladder and takes down the two biggest ones and gives them to hertepo12345 (12:32:49 AM): she thinks this was a nice thing to do
tepo12345 (12:32:52 AM): she is wrong
tepo12345 (12:33:10 AM): there was a pause there on purpose
tepo12345 (12:33:19 AM): mark that downtepo12345 (12:33:25 AM): its importanttepo12345 (12:33:29 AM): plays a big role later
tepo12345 (12:33:53 AM): she also says she wants to steal candy but doeasnt know how(SHES FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!)
tepo12345 (12:34:20 AM): i walk over and grab so e shit and throw it in her purse for her so she doesnt have to get in trouble
tepo12345 (12:34:30 AM): she this was a nice thing to do
tepo12345 (12:34:33 AM): she is wrong
tepo12345 (12:34:36 AM): again
Dennybob6 (12:34:42 AM): lol
tepo12345 (12:34:54 AM): then she leaves
tepo12345 (12:35:25 AM): she didnt put the old movies back
tepo12345 (12:35:48 AM): my friend counts her drawer to make sure it's even
tepo12345 (12:36:04 AM): it's about 5 dollars short, no big deal
tepo12345 (12:36:27 AM): i call the other new girl (on accident, but totally worth it because of the result)
tepo12345 (12:36:35 AM): checked the wrong number
tepo12345 (12:37:41 AM): and say
"hey, natalie, it's tim. um, your drawer was short (pause) alot. call me back as soon as you get this"
tepo12345 (12:38:19 AM): the other new girl calls back within 30 seconds of me leaving the message on the verge of tears
Dennybob6 (12:38:32 AM): lol
tepo12345 (12:38:57 AM): she says "OH MY GOD, YESTERDAY HE TOLD ME IT WAS OK, AND THAT IT WOULD BE FIXED."
tepo12345 (12:39:29 AM): so i tell her it was an accident and that it was the other girl
tepo12345 (12:39:43 AM): she is considerably releived and says bye and hangs up
Dennybob6 (12:40:02 AM): lol
tepo12345 (12:40:13 AM): i had this on speaker phone and my friend is holding back his laughter until she hangs up
tepo12345 (12:40:19 AM): then the floodgates open
tepo12345 (12:40:33 AM): we laugh or asses off for a good five minutes
tepo12345 (12:40:49 AM): then i get under control and call the right girl
tepo12345 (12:41:19 AM): i have to do this outside of the office becuase my pal is still crying hes laughing so hard
Dennybob6 (12:41:48 AM): lol
tepo12345 (12:42:36 AM): she picks and i tell her "hey, 'couple things. first off, your drawer was $27.63 short
tepo12345 (12:42:54 AM): its going to be coming out of your paycheck at the end of the month
tepo12345 (12:44:01 AM): second, Carlton (our boss) just came in (LIELIELIELIELIE) and noticed that a couple of the stars are missing so he asked if we knew what happened
tepo12345 (12:45:30 AM):so Matt (my friend) said that you aksed if you could have them and he said tepo12345 (12:45:48 AM):that he got them for you and that you took them when you left
tepo12345 (12:46:29 AM):Carlton asked if you had taken anything else, so i said that you took some candy, and that your drawer was thirty bucks short. Carlton is bitching matt out like crazy and yelling his ass off, which is bad, he never yells.
tepo12345 (12:46:44 AM):He says he wants that shit back. now.
tepo12345 (12:47:06 AM):Natalie "can i bring it back in tomorrow? i just got home."
tepo12345 (12:47:39 AM):me "i personally don't give a shit, your call. but if you want to keep your job, i think you should do it soon
tepo12345 (12:47:59 AM):(at this point i have to walk farther away from the office, my freind is laughing even louder)
Dennybob6 (12:48:12 AM): lol
tepo12345 (12:48:38 AM):she says that shell be back soon and hangs up
tepo12345 (12:49:57 AM):we wait ten minutes and then call her back
tepo12345 (12:50:33 AM):i tell her "Yo, um, Carlton just got done with matt, and wants him to talk to you right now
tepo12345 (12:51:07 AM):i hand the phone to matt and give him the lines to say on a sheet of paper i was writing the entire time
tepo12345 (12:52:17 AM):Matt "hey natalie, Carlton wants me to tell you that as long as you're here in the next 5 minutes you won't get fired (she lives 20 minutes away, so she will have to speed the rest of the way)
tepo12345 (12:53:06 AM):but we are both going tpo get suspened and a 50 cent an hour pay cut each, tim is getting 25 cents an hour cut, and that you and i will be suspended for a weektepo12345 (12:53:49 AM):he says "see you in a few" and hangs up
tepo12345 (12:54:20 AM):she walks in the door six minutes later and asks where carlton is, holding the stars and candy
tepo12345 (12:55:06 AM):i walk up to her with a pissed look on my face and yell "WHAT THE FUCK, NATALIE?!"
tepo12345 (12:55:31 AM):normal voice "oh and another thing, we're just kidding."
User Reviews
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-07-11 22:01:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Apparently you will forget your password and never sign on again.
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2007-03-22 15:29:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, i just didnt care to turn it into a story, it was already written down.
dear god what will i do if peeps don't like my ubershit?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm. I think this is one of those stories where you just had to be there. Also, dont post AIM logs.
Submitted by Chi_Guy (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus that was pure crap.
DIAF!!!!
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:25:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
christ I haven't -2'd anything in a long time...
This is so bad on so many levels, but the highlight of it is that you think any of this was the least bit funny/clever/worthwhile.
Only the principal from the Billy Madison movie can state how I feel:
"What you just said is one of the most insanely, idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even remotely close to anything that can be considered a rational though. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:07:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:17:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:14:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-22 06:44:43 EDT (#)
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WTFINRAT
Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-03-22 05:40:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-22 03:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How the conversation went for the other guy;
tepo12345(12:24:37 AM): OMG YAH SO 2DAY WE MAYD DA NOO GURL FINKZ WE FORT SHEZ WAS ROBBINZ DA PLAYCES AN FONED HER AN HER MATE AN TOLD DEM SOME STUFF AN DEY TOTALY BELEEVD US zOMFGLOLz111!Q1
Dennybob6 (12:25:44 AM): lol... What then?
tepo12345(12:26:27 AM): ...
Dennybob6 (12:28:01 AM): Don't message me again.
Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2007-03-22 03:06:08 EDT (#)
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i was aware of this threat, so i kept a safe distance. my testics mean very much to me, i carress them often.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-22 03:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would have kicked you in the nuts.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-22 02:41:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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