I need a "model" for my "art" (1540 hits)
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Submitted by Lisa (View user info) at 2007-03-22 03:58:08 EDT
are you "up for it," Shlongy?
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Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2007-04-04 01:49:23 EDT (#)
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Pleasure = please. Now replace the word "kind of" with "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son."
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2007-04-04 01:37:31 EDT (#)
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You have pretty hair. And probably green eyes even though they look grey. If they're not green pleasure don't fire me.
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2007-03-28 22:11:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-03-27 03:33:45 EDT (#)
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haha, ain't it great? Can tell you liked, gotta go to bed, vigorous day at beach tomorrow. shudder. Y'all be nice, anon.
PS I know you're playing it over and over!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-03-27 03:31:16 EDT (#)
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"You like girls with foreign accents, tiny waists...I'm not a waif, but I could love you more than you would probably deserve."
hahaha
I wonder what it's like to be absurdly glorified by 98% of the world's movie-watching women.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-03-27 03:22:29 EDT (#)
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That's me singing, ironically.
Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2007-03-27 02:58:19 EDT (#)
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I thought of your Johnny Depp post after I saw this song/vid on YouTube. GOD it's funny, thought you'd like
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmmCNMVAPdU
{WARNING it will get stuck in your head!}
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-23 05:02:20 EDT (#)
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"I've seen better"
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-23 04:40:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-22 22:23:28 EDT (#)
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If you think SHE has a big forehead and not-so-perfect nose, please don't ever look at me.
I'm orcish and deformed!
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Orcish..............hmmm i name you 'Zog Zog' , Crazy 'Zog Zog', the biggest slaphead in the village.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-03-23 03:05:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-03-22 22:23:28 EDT (#)
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If you think SHE has a big forehead and not-so-perfect nose, please don't ever look at me.
I'm orcish and deformed!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-22 21:39:21 EDT (#)
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...watch your structure a bit in your illustration - the shoulders are a little awkward. Other than that really nice work.
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-03-22 21:20:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-22 14:07:23 EDT (#)
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the time spent making this post could have been better utilized gagging on my dick
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Awww...did someone have a bad day at school today? Did you forget to do your homework? Was Mrs. Smith really mean?
On a more serious note, nice art.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-22 17:14:28 EDT (#)
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I don't see why I should waste my time explaining to an obvious dunce, how I'm no alter.
He would first explain to me why he has such an insatiable thirst for all things faggot.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-22 16:49:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-22 16:15:46 EDT (#)
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And whose alter are you?
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You are in no position to ask that question.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-03-22 16:25:31 EDT (#)
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the time spent making this post could have been better utilized gagging on my dick
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for gagging to occur, a dick must be longer than two inches, beaner.
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Too damn funny.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-22 16:15:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And whose alter are you? Why are you scared to comment under your primary account? Are you going to piss your underwear in sheer terror? Were you oppressed as a child? Now you're scared to smile, because they called you ugly? Life can be harsh at times, at this rate they'll be doing an editorial in the paper, young man traumatized as a kid by his molester father, takes his own life at the age of
19. Hug me, don't reject me, or make alters to contempt me.
Relax my son, and as they say, smile.. tomorrow will be worse.
Submitted by Shryke (user info) at 2007-03-22 15:35:17 EDT (#)
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It's cute how a virgin like DesolateM loves to act like a tough guy online, when in reality he's just like those annoying little wiggers from Detroit that everyone hates, with the fake chains and the baggy pants, living 5 years behind the times, except he's a dirty fucking Arab, so he has even LESS going for him.
"LOL I SMOKE WEED LOL "
"I'll kick your ass 12 ways from sunday and shit down your neck"
His internet machismo is fucking HYSTERICAL. He's neck and neck with Shlongy for the "2007 internet tough guy" awards
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-22 15:29:58 EDT (#)
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I know faggotry is your area of expertise and I am sure you know better than anyone seeing as how you have had 'loads' of experience...
but I assure lisa that I have more than enough to fill her oral cavity to its capacity twice over and then some
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-22 15:05:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-22 14:07:23 EDT (#)
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the time spent making this post could have been better utilized gagging on my dick
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for gagging to occur, a dick must be longer than two inches, beaner.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-22 14:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the time spent making this post could have been better utilized gagging on my dick
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2007-03-22 13:34:33 EDT (#)
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That's not a forehead, it's a fivehead.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-22 13:22:21 EDT (#)
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you do look nice on that picture, but somewhat arabic or meditarenean.
ARE YOU A TERRORIST?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:25:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:17:46 EDT (#)
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BadAssJulie's sis?
Eyes wide apart like spread legs
Is this radar love?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:49:53 EDT (#)
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Whats "with" all the "quotation" "marks"?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:41:38 EDT (#)
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get kaos-king, I'm sure he'll do it
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:36:37 EDT (#)
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I do models.
Yes, I do.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:28:10 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:03:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:08:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:10:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:05:20 EDT (#)
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im already naked
i've been that way
since i was born
haikuuu
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Like autumn blossom,
Clothles fall lithely from my frame,
You may paint me now.
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Plaster on my dong
Purple paint on my nipples
Sex fuck: living art
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Thats fucking hot.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:59:21 EDT (#)
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with your nose...I don't know what all the noise is about...
Submitted by FlakMonkey (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:44:17 EDT (#)
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didn't do it for me
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:44:14 EDT (#)
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perhaps one day we'll get to see PFF radiating beauty
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:08:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:10:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:05:20 EDT (#)
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im already naked
i've been that way
since i was born
haikuuu
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Like autumn blossom,
Clothles fall lithely from my frame,
You may paint me now.
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Plaster on my dong
Purple paint on my nipples
Sex fuck: living art
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:07:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:47:12 EDT (#)
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why the long face
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Pfffffttt hahahahahaha.
Seriously though... nose job. please.
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that made me smile
but you still look nice
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:23:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by mitchmarron (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:07:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:47:12 EDT (#)
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why the long face
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Pfffffttt hahahahahaha.
Seriously though... nose job. please.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:25:40 EDT (#)
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is that a vector graphic on the right? You need to work with your bezier young lady!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:00:02 EDT (#)
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how innuendeous
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:48:02 EDT (#)
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Damn skippy, I am.
Do I get to stroll around naked in front of you?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:47:12 EDT (#)
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why the long face
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:20:03 EDT (#)
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haha, I just read shlongys post, so now I "get it".
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:13:06 EDT (#)
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I'll model for you. I'm going to make a roman helmet out of your face.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-03-22 06:26:01 EDT (#)
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I'd hit all three.
Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2007-03-22 06:25:43 EDT (#)
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you also need a nose job
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-03-22 06:07:23 EDT (#)
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I'm not gonna split hair here Jackie..........
Can we bump uglies?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-22 05:25:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:02:56 EDT (#)
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How do you know I don't have a penis?
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If so then I'd vote for you as 'Best Tranny Ever'
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:49:38 EDT (#)
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And like a dying lady, lean and pale,
Who totters forth, wrapp'd in a gauzy veil,
Out of her chamber, led by the insane
And feeble wanderings of her fading brain,
The moon arose up in the murky East,
A white and shapeless mass.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:19:46 EDT (#)
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I have $20 that says you could pass as a black chick.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:19:15 EDT (#)
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I only assume you don't have a penis. Furthermore, I have discovered a personal distaste for women younger than say 26 and older than oh maybe 40. I mean, its only a small distaste, and it is only present upon first meeting a person. You don't have to worry though, I am a total misogynist anyhow (so my wife says) so if you did have a penis it probably wouldn't be a problem. Half my friends have penises anyhow.
What I am trying to say is, be my friend so I don't cut myself.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:14:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:02:56 EDT (#)
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How do you know I don't have a penis?
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we can only hope
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:11:55 EDT (#)
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and why would you need a model for Rita Monroe?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:10:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:05:20 EDT (#)
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im already naked
i've been that way
since i was born
haikuuu
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Like autumn blossom,
Clothles fall lithely from my frame,
You may paint me now.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:09:55 EDT (#)
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I still hate you, but these are both quite good...
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:09:44 EDT (#)
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i'd put the quotes around I, too.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:05:20 EDT (#)
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im already naked
i've been that way
since i was born
haikuuu
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:02:56 EDT (#)
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How do you know I don't have a penis?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-03-22 04:01:59 EDT (#)
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I don't uberstand you sometimes. You remind me of a young me, but without a penis and with better values probably.