LOST is not up Yet and I've Made Myself a Wee Bit Sick (314 hits)
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Submitted by chipolatte (View user info) at 2007-03-22 04:15:23 EDT
I've got this headache, see, a headache. I feel shitty, so shitty I don't even want to smoke anymore. Well, actually, I don't want to smoke anymore, but I've been re-addicted for a couple of months now, but that's not the point. My throats all scratchy and phlegmy (that's a funny word, it should read fleg-my but it doesn't) so I don't even want to smoke.
And LOST ISN'T UP YET.
I missed it on television because I was working. I think I'm going to have a stroke. I have two ten page papers due in about 12-15 hours and I'm beginning to think that I'm not going to be able to get them done. Oh poo.
What to do.
Can you stroke out from being so stressed out? I've been stressed out all day, to the point where I didn't even leave my house. I feel like a hermit. Time is weird. I got sleep last night, but not leaving all day makes you feel a) like a loser and b) like the outside world doesn't exist. I've only existed in my little hole, frantically trying to write about Marxism and actually I've got a THIRD paper due today but hopefully I can push that 'til tomorrow.
Fux.
Would anybody like to give me a blowjob? I mean a girl. Not you boys, I know a bunch of you just hardened at the thought but give me a break not after that one time. Guys use too much teeth if ya know what i mean wink wink.
Seriously I'm going to kill myself with a chainsaw.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck Lost.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
seriously, can you stop?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lost is shit, but there is a new south park episode, judging by the first two episodes it is looking to be one of the best seasons in 5 years
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:40:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:36:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey little sausage man, nobody gives a flying fuck.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good news everybody: one paper down, one to go...due in 10 hours
I CAN DO IT YES I CAN IF I CAN'T DO IT FUCK YOU MAN
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:11:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2007-03-22 06:57:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2007-03-22 06:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nice sunglasses
now they're floorglasses
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-22 06:39:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Seriously I'm going to kill myself with a chainsaw.
Now, THAT would make a fucking interresting post.
Stop whining, and get your shit together.(j.mccallum, on Ubersite)
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2007-03-22 06:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You poor guy, I bet the professor didn't give you enough time to do the assignment. And that you also had no idea that papers would be involved in a class about Marx. I suggest worrying yourself into a panic and getting distracted by Uber to help finish your papers.
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-22 05:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck lost