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How To Play Goal Against The Edmonton Oilers. (SPT) (733 hits)

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Submitted by WookieSuave (View user info) at 2007-03-22 06:05:32 EDT


It's only funny because it's true.

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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-22 20:05:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


WEEEEEEP


Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-22 20:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love the Oilers! Go Houston WOO!!

Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-03-22 19:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oilers blow.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-22 19:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-03-22 22:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Friend of mine had a theory that the best way to play keeper was to just stand there with your balls hanging out, because then nobody would look at the goal.


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I've always thought you should sign a Japanese Sumo wrestler.

But the time you fit pads to that son of a bitch, how much net can be left to defend?

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Well I wouldn't get my nuts out in hockey cos that puck would sterilise you. Even in indoor football(soccer) it's a risk.

SIgning a big fat guy to play keeper sounds like a disney movie trick. "BUT THERE'S NO RULE THAT SAYS A BIG FAT GUY CAN'T BE KEEPER! While you're at it, we've got this dog who's just awesome...."

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-03-22 14:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GO CANUCKS!

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-03-22 14:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-03-22 14:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But hey, at least you guys have a 40 goal scorer in Lupul, right?

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Haha.... That and the fact that our coach's favorite player seems to be this wicked star named Toby Peterson. I mean, he's been getting regular time, PP time, PKill time, and this is even before the majority of our injuries.

But why wouldn't you play this guy? He's got 12 points in 56 games and a rating of -14. You'de be silly not to keep him around.

W-T-F!

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2007-03-22 14:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

But hey, at least you guys have a 40 goal scorer in Lupul, right?

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

well, i dont even like hockey
but i get it

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck the oilers, and the entire western conference for that matter.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

wow, that's a big five-hole

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

AHHAHAHAHA Im laughing eventhough I have no idea what the hell this is referencing because Im American and never watch hockey.

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, that sounds about right.....it's funny because it's true....

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Looks pretty much like how the Capitals have worked their goal all season.

Submitted by vlf.fata (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I knew a few teams like this when I played soccer in my wee days.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Isn't that Kari Lehtonen?

I'm going to see him tonight in Atlanta.

GO SHARKS.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-03-22 08:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GO BRUINS

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:10:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ashamedly I am a Flyers fan and I'm sure that we are far worse off than you. I stopped caring about hockey somewhere in the first month of the season when I realized that my team wasn't going anywhere.

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:10:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Friend of mine had a theory that the best way to play keeper was to just stand there with your balls hanging out, because then nobody would look at the goal.


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I've always thought you should sign a Japanese Sumo wrestler.

But the time you fit pads to that son of a bitch, how much net can be left to defend?

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Friend of mine had a theory that the best way to play keeper was to just stand there with your balls hanging out, because then nobody would look at the goal.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-22 06:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

PS volv : That's funny!

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-03-22 06:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-22 06:42:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe posts need a US/CANADA only tag as I dont have a fooking clue what your on about

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-22 06:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Now thats just mean. You know if ou make fun of retards thats how your kids will come out.


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