Since You Only Like Poop Humor (695 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.74 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by zimm0r (View user info) at 2007-03-22 09:14:04 EDT
Okay, so for this blog I will try to write a bit about poop humor as I see that goes over really well here and perhaps score my first positive post. Yippe! And yes, before you go on, I know that I'm a real dorkupine. LOL :)
This happened about two weeks ago as I was coming up from the basement to get another bowl of apple cinnamon cheerios, oh god they are so yummy, and bring up the glasses and plates that I had down there for a while. The television was on and I couldn't figure out why because my mom wasn't anywhere in the room.
Well, since she wasn't there I decided to have one of her fudge pops that she forbids me to have until I get a job, but I was sitting there chowing down when all of a sudden I heard a couple noises from the TV. I go into the living room, where the TV is located and see that the 700 club is on, one of her favorite programs. The sounds I heard didn't sound like they came from the 700 club, these were more like pleas for help.
I heard it again, this time it was coming from the direction from down the hall.
I walked over the heating grate which is like the center of the house and went back where I heard my mom yell, "Ralph, help!" I started to get worried but I could tell that it wasn't a complete distress signal but I was weary anyway.
I grabbed the mop and I was going to sock it to any robber that was in the house. I had it prone in the HP+40 overhand thrust position as any Knight of Gordor(comics, you probably don't know...) would do and burst in through the bathroom door.
MY mom had fallen into the toilet bowl. HAHAHAH LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! I stood there laughing like a hyena dog at the mere sight of it all. Her legs were up in the air hanging out and she was getting mad at me for laughing. She got even more mad when she saw the smidgen of fudge pop crusted to the corner of my mouth but I didn't care at that point because I was laughing like a maniac laughs. LOLOLOL
I helped her out but you would have laughed if you ever seen that sight. Needless to say after all was said and done I had to go back down to the basement because "you disgust me." That's how she put it anyway. Yep, I played some more WoW and that's all that matters.
But, could you imagine the sight of an 61 year old lady stuck in the porcelain? HHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
User Reviews
Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-03-22 20:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the worst alter I've ever seen. Please stop.
Submitted by redbarchetta (user info) at 2007-03-22 17:01:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a masterpiece.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-22 16:56:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-22 07:26:36 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I stopped at blog.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-22 14:28:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dorkupine........+2 for that.
dorkupine........-2 for that.
Get a job.
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-03-22 14:16:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
<casts spell of get the fuck off the front page>
Submitted by ChalupaTres (user info) at 2007-03-22 14:13:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmm, I could think of a sixt..... *vomits*
Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-22 13:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, glad this is back... didn't get to see it the first time around. I'll help the cause
and I'm really actually starting to give you credit for coming up with lines like this:
"HP+40 overhand thrust position as any Knight of Gordor(comics, you probably don't know...)"
where the hell do you find this shit? you're really putting some effort into this persona. good for you
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-22 13:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bring this gem back for some more flaming. I can't get enough of telling you how big of a gaggot you are.
Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:30:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sooo made up. Gawd, you ARE a dorkupine!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-22 11:14:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
<casts spell of get the fuck off the front page>
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Raise the free available chlorine concentration to 20 mg/L¶ and maintain the pH between 7.2 and 7.5. Ensure this concentration is found throughout all co-circulating pools by sampling at least three widely spaced locations away from return water outlets. This chlorine and pH level should be sufficient to inactivate Cryptosporidium and should be maintained for at least 8 hours, equivalent to a CT inactivation value of 9600. A higher or lower free available chlorine level/inactivation time can be used as long as a CT inactivation value equaling 9600 is maintained for Cryptosporidium inactivation. State or local regulators may require higher free available chlorine levels in the presence of chlorine stabilizers such as chlorinated isocyanurates. If necessary, consult an aquatics professional to determine and identify the feasibility, practical methods, and safety considerations before attempting the hyperchlorination of any pool.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This alter is getting boring
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:26:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Raise the free available chlorine concentration to 20 mg/L¶ and maintain the pH between 7.2 and 7.5. Ensure this concentration is found throughout all co-circulating pools by sampling at least three widely spaced locations away from return water outlets. This chlorine and pH level should be sufficient to inactivate Cryptosporidium and should be maintained for at least 8 hours, equivalent to a CT inactivation value of 9600. A higher or lower free available chlorine level/inactivation time can be used as long as a CT inactivation value equaling 9600 is maintained for Cryptosporidium inactivation. State or local regulators may require higher free available chlorine levels in the presence of chlorine stabilizers such as chlorinated isocyanurates. If necessary, consult an aquatics professional to determine and identify the feasibility, practical methods, and safety considerations before attempting the hyperchlorination of any pool.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I stopped at blog.
You want to blog? www.blogger.com
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:21:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-22 13:42:02 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU, Joey. I lost a post-off with this idiot so I'm now forced to +2 him for life.
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Then that makes you just as bad as each other.
Don't take it to heart, just rating +2 'because I lost' seems a bit desperate. What can he do if you don't +2 him?
Nothing, you say?
Thought so.
Think about it.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.explosm.net/comics/354/
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU, Joey. I lost a post-off with this idiot so I'm now forced to +2 him for life.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Joey, I'm pretty sure Daccory and Zimm0r are different people, but even still...>THIS ISN'T A FUCKING BLOG!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for +2ing with an insult from an alter.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FAIL
Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:29:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a fucking nerd. Go outside and experience sunshine for the first time you stuttering little twit.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:23:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
+2 poop story
-2 for use of the word 'dorkupine'
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Poop stories are usually good.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damnit I smiled.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:19:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you joke about the glasses and plates, but maybe I should stop and take a good hard look at my life after realizing that I have something in common with an alter who is attempting to act like the biggest loser in history