Mesticle Testicles (295 hits)
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Submitted by chipolatte (View user info) at 2007-03-22 09:50:40 EDT
Since my last post of a few hours ago has already been negatived off of the front page, I figure, why not do another one just to keep my presence known. You can't get enough of me, to be sure.
Try not washing your balls for a couple of days while meanwhile or otherwhile having sex (or for most of you jerking off) a few times...you get a grainy, not too pleasant smell. A smell that, when you fall asleep, can sniff wafting from underneath the covers to the point that it affects your dreams and you have nightmares of constantly falling in lakes of cum, or rain cum, crying. Then you wake up and decide to shower.
Sounds gay. But ah, the life that is college.
For those of you keeping a close track, and I know most of you are, I have finished my first paper due at 2 pm today and am reading a lot of stuff for the other one due at 230. I am optimistic about my chances of finishing on time, and even doing a halfway decent job. Let this be a lesson to all of you: BUY DOMESTIC.
Hmm, the Mavericks won again tonight, or last night, whatever, putting them up to 56-11. After our little, ahem, stumble that we won't talk about, we are four in a row, including against the two best teams in the East (and two of the not so best teams in the East). God I want a championship. I CAN TASTE IT.
Furthermore, I love scrambled eggs. Mmm Mmm Mmm. At the school, I wouldn't say cafeteria because it's not but there's no other real word to describe it, they make like 100 eggs worth at a time and put in in a bucket, so that when they give it to you the eggs are stuck together in these huge clumps. Boy, it it sure is appetizing to watch them break it up in front of you at 9 in the morning. I especially love it when you find the lunchladys hair in there.
OH BOY.
Who's seen Borat? Show of hands?
Yeah it's funny.
Well, I should get back. If I think of more things to talk about, which I'm sure I will, I will wait until this gets booed off the stage and then supply more of my massive mind. Thanks for watching, you've been great, go home and fuck or kill yourself or whatever needs to be done.
Sincerely,
me da poophead.
User Reviews
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Over salting will not harm the Intellichlor, but will cause the water to taste salty. In addition, if salt level is too high (over 4000ppm) you can sustain corrosion damage to metallic equipment such as stainless steel handrails, ladders, filters, light rings or copper heat exchangers. To reduce the salt level, dilution is the best method. Drain some water and refill with fresh water.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
for making me gag whilst eating my lunch
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
im proud of every single one of my posts
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-11-09 13:59:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
You know you can delete your old posts that you don't want anymore right? That way you don't have to post several times to get rid of posts that suck.
Just go to the My Uber tab. Then click the RSS button. Copy everything off of that page. Paste it into a text editor. Then delete what you don't want. Then post the new edited list on your next post. Hit Hook Me Up (aka submit) and everything will be updated in your profile. This saves you from making stupid posts. That's what that button is for if you didn't already know.
That's good advice.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...and I didn't even have a chance to -2 the last one. Bummer, dude.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Guess my rating didn't manage to creep through bart-bart's filters...
Have the comment instead :
Your opinion is very important to us. Since you have either submitted it in all capital letters or with reaaaaaaallllly long words, we will consider it to be that much more important. We would like to write you a personalized message here, but since you haven't figured out how to turn off the caps lock key or use the space bar, chances are you never learned to read anyway.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-22 10:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:58:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Merry Christmas
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-22 09:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck off already.