An Ananlysis of My Voice, and the Subsequent Reaction (792 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 1.03 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by The Effeminate LEGS (View user info) at 2007-03-22 12:16:32 EDT
(slight exaggeration)
She's way too happy. Every morning, she's got a smile on her face. Wonderfully oblivious to the world around her. Always with an upbeat story to tell. Always with some moral to the story. Always having things go her way. She's got the wonderful life: great family, close knit circle of friends, loving boyfriend, a job she enjoys, a 5 year and a 10 year plan.
It's no surprise that she annoys the shit out of me. Her voice is high-pitched, always in a good mood, sickeningly sweet, always laughing...at me, at herself, at everyone outside her sphere of perfection...I don't even pay attention anymore. She's a mixture of every fake woman from an infomercial, getting excited over George Foreman's new grill or Ron Popeil's magical rotisserie machine. "Set it and forget it" people! A mixture of all the cartoon characters you wished would die. Like Dot from Animaniacs. Like Tweety from Looney Tunes. Like every character from Nickelodeon.
But I keep taking her calls, I keep responding to her. Whenever I'm upset, she's always talking to me, in that sing songy voice. Laughing. Blabbing. And against my heart of hearts, I can't help but smile. She's annoying yes, but her happiness knows no bounds, and it spills over onto me.
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The camwhore has been done before, many times, by me. So now I've decided that it's time to go forward, into uncharted waters: the VOICEWHORE.
But I want UBER involed! I'm taking bids, people. YOU suggest something that I should say. Some old Uber saying, a classic review, a song to sing...but the MAJORITY of you all have to agree on it. That's the only rule.
It only takes 10 negative ratings to get rid of this, if you so choose. Do what you will, Uber.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-23 08:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I can't give you my email but you can give me yours or ask someone who already has mine.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-03-23 01:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
U should say
Chicago > New Bjork
GO BULLS WOO!!!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-22 20:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Recite a spoken word version of Reflections by Atmosphere.
That's right. A spoken word version of a rap song. The gauntlet has been thrown, Shatner.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-22 16:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was going to point that out earlier, but thought better of it.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-22 16:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and even though it doesnt matter what i rate myself, i spelled analysis wrong, so i suck :(
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-22 16:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok, I'm comfortable with this.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-22 16:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
geez, o-tron
pick a ranking and stick with it
and no, im not saying that either, because its majority!
good day :D
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-22 16:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for Sausage McLeggs-muffin
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-22 16:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Ok how about:
I'm vapid, I posture
And often I'm blunt
I'm sorry I'm such
A despicable girl
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-22 15:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and o-tron, im not signing all that bullshit
something shorter, please
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-22 15:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-22 13:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh. Sorry.
Because you haven't been sending me email pictures lately.
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Shlongy, I don't have your email
And Simon, using your alter/slave to post the same thing over again doesn't count as majority.
Maybe you should stop telling me who your alters are and I *would have* done that :P
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-22 15:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate you george/matt/bret/katy...
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-03-22 15:20:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just love it when you talk dirty, obsessive, insulting or violently.
Then i chop you up in pieces, and make you dance to my beatings....
Sorry, got a little carried away there...
Submitted by Shryke (user info) at 2007-03-22 15:17:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes and when she's done moaning your name she can shove utensils in her vagina and go to the local STD clinic....just in case, ya know?
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2007-03-22 15:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2007-03-22 15:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Moan Simon's name over and over again. Majority vote.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-22 14:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Moan my name over and over again....
Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2007-03-22 15:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Moan Simon's name over and over again. Majority vote.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-22 14:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Moan my name over and over again....
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-03-22 13:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha I can't believe you know the names of the infomercial guys
sing the "I'm a little teapot" song
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-22 13:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Rock this "original" O-Joint then, whydontcha:
No skeet till...
BROOKLYN
Hands on your pedal never ever false metal
Get that semen hotter than a boiling kettle
My job's ain't a job it's a damn good time
City to city I'm sellin my behind
On location tourin round the nation
Rosario Dawson doggin on her vacation
Stinky pinkie finger, tits like a turntable
I do what I do best because I'm illing and able
Ain't no faking your money I'm taking
Suckin' down your loads while my dunkadunk's shakin
Takin' those dollars that you earn nine to five
The Predator's with me straight pimpin' my hide
No skeet till...
Another face another name
Another cumshot down the drain
Another shy anal request
Another necklace on my chest
My pimp's cold crazy he's got a dick beard
He likes the little girls and he's ghetto-fab weird
Postin up pictures of women and his cock
Watchin me work from down the block
We're makin that green like a beaner cuttin grass
Gettin paid for gettin laid, takin two in the ass
Knees on the floor, Sico's out the door
"MC Legs, work that back! Show the fellas who's the whore!"
I got some Ds in the front and a tattoo on my back
Not bad for a woman gettin paid for lickin crack
White boys gots more money
No skeet till...
No... skeet... Till Brooklyn
No... skeet... Till Brooklyn
Ain't seen the light since this orgy went yard
It's hard to see when thirty dicks get hard
Born and bred Brooklyn the USA
They call me GetNakedd but I'm MC Legs
Like a Sox to a Yankee, a Yankee to a Sox
I work white and red when you're up in my box
Got limos, a posse, some pantyhose
I got clap but I'm a classy ho
Step off flamers get outta my way
Take your dicks to Sico if you wanna go gay
Waking up to find a man about to skeet
For a price I'll take a nap while you fuck my feet
No skeet till...
No... skeet... Till Brooklyn
No... skeet... Till Brooklyn
No... (no) skeet... (skeet) Till Brooklyn (brooklyn)
No... (no) skeet... (skeet) Till Brooklyn (yeah)
No... (no) skeet... (skeet) Till Brooklyn (brooklyn)
No... (no) skeet... (skeet) Till Brooklyn (brooklyn)
No... (no) skeet... (skeet) Till Brooklyn (brooklyn)
No... (no) skeet... (skeet) Till Brooklyn (brooklyn)
No... (no) skeet... (skeet) Till Brooklyn (brooklyn)
No... (no) skeet... (skeet) Till Brooklyn (brooklyn)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-22 13:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sing THIS, sweetie: http://www.ubersite.com/m/92399
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-22 13:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GRATUITIOUS GAY SMILE :-D
Submitted by Shryke (user info) at 2007-03-22 13:14:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why would you need emailed pictures of women when you have flocks of real girls lining up to get your autograph/suck your dick? You make no sense at all, you blithering, doddering old fuck. Have another drink to escape the reality of your giant vegetable nose.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-22 13:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh. Sorry.
Because you haven't been sending me email pictures lately.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-22 13:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i was talking to you, shlongy!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Probably because he's 15.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for the update shryke
why are you becoming increasingly mean to me in my reviews?
Submitted by Shryke (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy lives in a fantasy world where the mafia is afraid of him and gorgeous women line up in droves to meet him and he can beat up any man on the planet, even though he's 5'2" and couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag. I suppose it's nice if you actually believe that it's really happening. Sort of like the blissful ignorance of retarded children.
Shlongy is the Merovingian of Ubersite.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89283
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89539
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89696
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89807
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98724
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95679
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89347
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89343
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96993
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99425
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99352
Uncharted waters, huh?
And I can't even find Filthy's. Nor am I counting songs as voicewhores.
Which I should.
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I meant uncharted waters for me, dickface
Go write a haiku
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahaha...who the fuck is shryke?
Some fucking new loser and stalker deluxe.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Needs more hole.
And more offers of BJ's to me.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I vote for sex noises and vomiting in a toilet cubicle.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ARMOR SKIRT HIDES THE FRONT-BUTT!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:30:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do Vinnie Jone's monologue from snatch. "meaty faggot balls..........." etc
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:28:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89283
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89539
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89696
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89807
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98724
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95679
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89347
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89343
http://www.ubersite.com/m/96993
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99425
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99352
Uncharted waters, huh?
And I can't even find Filthy's. Nor am I counting songs as voicewhores.
Which I should.
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahaha...who the fuck is shryke?
Submitted by Shryke (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:23:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
walking AIDS corpse below
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-22 12:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
can I borrow your gold pumps?