Why won't you bite my sandwhich? (381 hits)
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Submitted by ChalupaTres (View user info) at 2007-03-22 15:55:10 EDT
You gotta' get on top, roll around a little bit. Yep, just like that, all the time. The everyday struggle against the odds. Just to find out the race your running has no end. Well, it does "end", but how the hell am I to appease the gods? There are like at least five or six bajillion gods. All who will be immensly pissed off that im cheating on them with buddha, jesus, the almighty, and all the rest of the crew.
People you meet along the way, just don't care. They really don't give a damn. "Oh I don't care, I dont give a damn what other people think". Liar. Everyone does, its human nature, thanks to them damn "feelers". You wait for people, you'll end up waiting your whole life for people. People to get your things, from stores, foodchains, everywhere. Endless waiting. Yes! Time to clock off, go home wait, until the next day, until more work.
The town I live in crisis. We are being invaded by wiggers, and emos. Yes, yes I know this is a pandemic, but there is no cure. You simply have to wait it out, wake up one morning, find out you can retire. By then your body's used up, and no use to anyone. You just wait to die.
sweet.
So your pissed, modern day has stolen the day from you. You have grande material possesions, but little of anything. I'll bet if I went up to congress, and all of that, tried to get the message out. They'll bite my sandwich.
Bite it hard.
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:51:29 EDT (#)
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jonesar.at.gmail.com says you are a cunt
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-23 07:22:25 EDT (#)
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Don't do this again....or I'll be forced to criminal fuck the back of your neck after I cut a gaping hole in it.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-23 06:55:05 EDT (#)
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Dunno, but i do agree with the most of this..
Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-23 06:36:38 EDT (#)
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This is even more painful than it looks.
-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-03-22 17:25:37 EDT (#)
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bajillion.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-22 17:25:21 EDT (#)
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Why can you never starve on the beach? Because of the sand which is there.
Sand which...?! Sandwich?! Get it?!?!? No? Neither did your spell check.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-03-22 15:59:14 EDT (#)
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SP indeed
Submitted by ChalupaTres (user info) at 2007-03-22 15:55:56 EDT (#)
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SPT SPT damn.