Mr. Clean, a harmless mascot or my evil sunovabitch boss? (619 hits)
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Submitted by eric_the_bread (View user info) at 2007-03-22 19:18:47 EDT
I have a boss right now who looks like Mr. clean except his eyebrows aren't as white. And he is never EVER smiling.
I think I saw him smile once, and I dove for cover because I thought the antichrist had appeared.
I work at a lowes store, which is a home improvement place for those that don't know. I also happen to work in the lumber area, on the left side of the store. I LIKE to work in the garden center, on the right side of the store.
Anyways, today I was working as usual and I needed a trash bag to change out. So I mosey my ass up to the front to get some bags out of the janitors closet. No sooner had I realized that the closet is locked and I could not retrieve my bags, the bastard pages me on the intercom. So I grab the nearest phone and call. The bitch freaks out. He goes off on how im not to leave my postion and how if I don't get back my lazy ass is fired and shit like that. Ok then ill just skip the trash its not that important. So I return to my post and then he comes out and starts bitching AGAIN! Jesus don't you have something to manage? Is the only thing I could think of at the time. So once again he threatens to fire me.
Whatever. So around 11 o clock one of my other million fucking bosses comes around(see office space) and tells me they need help in the garden center. YAY! Im out of this hell hole. So I head to the exact opposite end of the store and start working. After about an hour I hear ANOTHER page for me from the boss. Damn.
So I call and what do I know, im fucked again. He loses it again( I bet his blood pressure is like 242555 psi) and tells me to get my ass out to lumber and be lucky that he doesn't have direct control over me or I'd have no job and to not leave my spot or don't come back tomorrow. Fuck. that's THREE times in a 8 hour period ive been threatened with firing.
I should probably stop fucking off so much.
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Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:04:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Fuck 'em if he can't take a joke.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-23 09:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the expert commentary below.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-22 21:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he always looked like a mature homo to me.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-23 09:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-22 21:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahaha you have been threatened with the pink slip at a department store???
you are a real live loser.
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....says the man who makes tacos at Jack In The Box for a living...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-23 07:18:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-04-27 20:05:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:23:26 (#)
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-04-27 13:09:28 (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-04-27 11:55:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
Enter key meet eric the bread, eric the bread meet enter key.
Enter Key: Hey eric the bread, how are you?
etb: Hey enter key, you must be new here. Never saw you before.
EK: Oh no, I've been here since all of my other friends were invented.
etb: Oh, really?
EK: Yes, I'm right next to the "quote" and 'apostrophe' key, above the SHIFT key and below the \backslash\ and this unnamed ||key, and on my top corner lives the }]close content}] key.
etb: Silly me, I see you after all.
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Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-23 04:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude you should get some industrial adhesive and glue a fuckin mop to his head when he's on the shitter or something. By the time he can could get out of the stall you could be long gone and he wouldn't know who did it hehehe
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-22 23:02:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Worth reading by the skin of the teeth.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-03-22 22:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. I'm high right now
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-03-22 22:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My boss is not as bad as your boss. I like him. He makes me cut down trees.
I learned from that; learned from cutting down trees, from destorying something beautiful. I learned that all of what we perceive as beautiful, what we think is important, will slip away into history regardless of the emotional attachment we have with it.
In destroying something beatiful, we learn through empirical observation that everything can disappear, and eventually it will, and when we finally understand that, we can begin to truly love.
I thought you might like to know that.
Submitted by DesolateMisanthrope (user info) at 2007-03-22 21:41:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahaha you have been threatened with the pink slip at a department store???
you are a real live loser.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-22 21:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he always looked like a mature homo to me.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-22 20:26:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I should probably stop fucking off so much.
...but its just so much fun.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-22 20:13:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I used to work in a hardware store when I was in high school and again in my first year of college, 7 years later. +1 for the esprit of common suffering.