Underage Kissing and a Youngin at The Thursday Evening Giggle Party (905 hits)
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Submitted by Chronic (View user info) at 2007-03-23 00:33:31 EDT
Hey, Chronic, can I get your advice on something?
Yeah, always, kid.
It's about sex.
Thin Ice.
...Do you think girls usually have orgasms, or usually fake it?
...
Y'know, like, what percentage of the time do you think it's real?
For me? Or for......ahem...
..Me?
Well?
You.
Your oldest sister.
...
Is your girlfriend faking all her orgasms, kid?
Does my brother know..what are you doing?
Calling your brother.
No. Seriously Chronic. Please. Don't do this. Seriously, he'll kick the shit out of me.
SH.......Hey it's drinking and telling warstories with little brother (surname). You game? Holla.
I can't believe-- what are you gonna say? Look I haven't been with a lot of girls.
What am I gonna say to who? What?
That..
How many girls?
4.
Good for you. Were they all faking?
I don't, no, but this one messes with my confidence. I think 1.5 of the other ones might've done it, too, maybe.
1.5? You could call them and ask. Actually, who have you slept with? I'll probably know the names AND how to find them.
No.
I will, won't I? I'm gonna call one of the girls of your brother's and mine and ask who your girlfriends were, because you talked, to look cool for your brother's hot friends.. And one of these girls, in my phone, is gonna know, and tell me.
No. Don't.
Y'know, 1.5 and 1 gets you down to less than .500 baseball, kiddo.
But--
Seriously-- oh boy ring ring, who's this?.....
No.
HI...........................................Yeah, I am. Oh yeah, he's the little cute one.....
....
................Cool.....Minor details?...Midnight at his house.
What the hell was that?
You have a date at midnight. You go for a ride. You smoke pot. You makeout somewhere. Within 2 weeks, you initiate and have sex with her. And then, I'll know whether or not to smack the shit out of your brother. She's very cute. I met her at a party in December. She was ripped with another girl so me and my then lover drove them home and laughed at them while they made out in the back seat. They were barely 17. I talked to her online once or twice after that and she mentioned that she knew who you were from the highschool party circuit and thought you were "supercool and supercute." I took her number. I guess whatever this little social life you have is paying off.
You didn't call my brother?
No, I called her.
Thank you..thank you.
Anytime.
Wait, you want me to cheat?
...No, I'm telling you to do this so that I will know whether or not to take you off the traintracks and put your brother on, metaphorically.
I don't like this.
I don't blame you. Go home and put on a clean shirt and brush your teeth.
Wait, you're screwed if she doesn't tell you what happens.
...
Or is...Are you her pimp?
Excuse me. No. Keep in mind that this is an affair, too. Wouldn't want the ol' GF finding out. Therefore, you don't just dilly dally about like a faggot with this one. She's been chasing me. You're being thrown to her as a sacrifice. Enjoy it.
Clean shirt. She'll be there at midnight.
I wonder how it's going?
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Chroniclysmically Conceptualized
User Reviews
Submitted by Still-Life (user info) at 2007-03-23 19:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could understand it to a degree, It took alittle while for the people to click though (understanding who is whose brother, etc)
Sacrifice unto Crazy Bitch.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-03-23 18:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's dialogue, though. All you have to keep in your head is Person 1 Person 2 Person 1 Person 2 and so on.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-23 17:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Absolutely impossible to follow.
Could have been good though.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-23 17:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:05:46 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it really that hard to follow?
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YES
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2007-03-23 17:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is it really that hard to follow?
It's me talking to my close friend's little brother.
The only part that wasn't was the voicemail I left and the phone conversation later.
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-03-23 13:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Half of the characters are imaginary, the other half are Portuguese.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:45:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was funny, I enjoyed it!
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF was this inane horseshit supposed to be?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*chuckles*
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is impossible to read.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-23 09:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am very confused.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-03-23 09:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i have no idea what's going on.
way too confusing.
Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-23 07:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Could haved been better, but it was really hard to follow. Couldn't tell who was talking half the time, and what was the deal with he brother thing?
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-03-23 07:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not up to your usual par
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-23 07:09:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I couldn't finish reading this, if that's any gauge for my rating...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-03-23 05:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Needs more rape.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-03-23 02:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the post looked short but there were so much spacing it looked long.
so WTF, I'M NOT READING ALL OF THAT
Submitted by Franger (user info) at 2007-03-23 01:31:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
trash
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-23 01:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I agree with Thorpe.
You were on drugs when you wrote this, right?
Right??
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-23 01:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This was kind of hard to follow, but it was very generous of you if it happened.