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Math Contest for The Enlightened, Picture Contest for the Retarded... (864 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -0.29 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by LovelyLady (View user info) at 2007-03-23 07:41:16 EDT


69 is the only number whose square and cube together use up all of the digits 0..9 just once each, because 69^2=4761 and 69^3=328,509.

I have two things for your Grandfather at 72. Seventytwo is the product of the number of faces(4), edges(6), and edges per face(3) of the tetrahedron. So make him a paper tetrahedron for his birthday, David, and then point out this property to him, OK? :-) The other property of 72 which I know about, concerns its 5th power. It is the smallest 5th power equal to the sum of five other fifth powers. 725=195+435+465+475+675. You can show him that on your pocket calculator as long as it has at least 13 digits of accuracy. Will that do, or too hard?

[These 9 points of an arbitrary triangle are on a circle :-)] And for your round little sister, I have something geometrical. Let her draw an arbitrary (acute) triangle, and mark the midpoints of each side. That's the first set of three dots she's marked. Now drop perpendiculars from each angle, meeting the opposite sides at right angles (that's what 'perpendicular' means). Mark each of these three meeting points. That's the second set of three dots she's marked. Note that all these 3 perpendiculars cross at a common crossing place. Along each perpendicular, mark the point halfway between the common crossing place and the corners of the triangle. That's the third set of three dots she's marked. So she's got 9 points, just like her age.
And you know what's mathemagical about these nine points?
They are all on a circle, round, like your round little podgy sister ;-)

First person draw a picture of the above paragraph wins a Swingline Stapler picture.

First person to name the picture below wins a hot date with me.

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Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-03-24 17:24:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Umm..it's just an equilateral triangle with a circle inscribed into it?

How is it a contest if the paragraph tells you how to draw it? (Though the writing could have been better)

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-23 17:23:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It's NAZITOWN, U.S.A

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:28:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Ask them a question that only we would know."

"Oh yeah dude, right on. Hey! What's our favorite number?"

All together now: "SIXTY-NINE!"

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:55:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

It's mathematically impossible for me to care any less.

Calculate THAT!

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-03-23 12:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-23 08:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Everything you ever wanted to know about LovelyLady

User id: 27781
Registered on or around: 2006-07-10 20:41:26 EDT
# Messages posted: 9
# Reviews written: 91
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 262
# Hits: 5483
Average rating of all messages: -0.68
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This chick appears to be in love with Sicosemen

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Wait, you mean she's 12?



That picture is named: "Landscape of Douchenberg (With Obstructed View of Monsignor Slappadocious Taking a Savage Egg Dump in the Shoes of his Rival, Archbishop Corduroy)"

True story.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-03-23 12:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate math.
and now I hate you.



Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"first person to name the picture"... OK, I'd like to name it "Little Island Packed Full of Shit"

I win.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-03-23 09:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this chick IS sicosemen.. <3
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Retro, in all honesty, this account actually belongs to a real chick. Count that for what you may, and I'll go as far as to say that I have access to it, but I don't post on with.....except once.


Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-23 09:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

He has a fanclub, there's LovelyLady me and Steven Seagal. We sit every tuesday and watch 'On Deadly Ground'seeing how Steven presses buttons to blow things up. Then we laugh and worship sicosemen whilst dressed as medi evil warlords eating pigs trotters.
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Fucking sweet, I always wanted Steven Segal as a fan club member.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-23 09:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm not going to do this contest, but it's an entertaining concept.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-03-23 09:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this chick IS sicosemen.. <3

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-23 09:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

He has a fanclub, there's LovelyLady me and Steven Seagal. We sit every tuesday and watch 'On Deadly Ground'seeing how Steven presses buttons to blow things up. Then we laugh and worship sicosemen whilst dressed as medi evil warlords eating pigs trotters.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-23 09:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And what the fuck is wrong with that? Not a god damn thing.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-23 08:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Everything you ever wanted to know about LovelyLady

User id: 27781
Registered on or around: 2006-07-10 20:41:26 EDT
# Messages posted: 9
# Reviews written: 91
# Times these posts have been reviewed: 262
# Hits: 5483
Average rating of all messages: -0.68
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This chick appears to be in love with Sicosemen

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-03-23 08:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cool picture

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-23 08:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I have done a little calcumulating myself.























I have calculated that you are a cunt.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-03-23 08:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Right up there with reading "ShELLOIL" on your upside-down calculator.

Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-03-23 08:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you mean i don't rule?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-23 08:22:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it......Filename?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-03-23 08:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The picture's name is "Walter".

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2007-03-23 08:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes, except that's not the problem, so no.

Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-03-23 08:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

um.. Bridges of Konigsberg
fuck i rule!!

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-23 08:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't really find it in myself to give a shit about any of this.

Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-03-23 08:07:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

is the picture the math problem, 7 bridges, and if we can cross them all just once?


Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-23 08:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-23 08:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

TARD ALERT!
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Yeah I din't see the title; seems I naturally chose the Retard competition, wonder what that means

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-03-23 08:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

TARD ALERT!

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-23 08:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is that the place where they filmed 'Hostel'???

What time do I pick you up? Is Burger King okay? We will have wine on the park bench later of course.

*calls Roofie supplier*

Submitted by Timmaaaaah (user info) at 2007-03-23 07:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

England

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-23 07:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm quite sure that's in germany or austria.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-03-23 07:47:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The square root of 69 = ate something.

A date with you would be like drug-free castration.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-23 07:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

too much work

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-23 07:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

seems like the only winners will be those who don't participate


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