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Category: Romance

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Submitted by zimm0r (View user info) at 2007-03-23 10:19:12 EDT


I just had to share this with you guys.

Those like me out there who play DDR might know that the version pictured below is actually kind of outdated but it's still a fun one to practice on (I've broken 99% accuracy on it at 90 BPM thank you very much). Still, the girl in the pic is the girl I'm going to get to pay attention to me.

Her name is Michelle and even Max agrees, she's the one for me. She DDR's like no one's business (though i'll always give her a run for her money) and I mean damn, check out that ass!! Her little sister is next to her and I don't know who the boy is.

Basically, I had to sneak this shot of her just so I could prove to you guys that I actually DO have chicks in my life that I could bang if I wanted to. All I have to do is prove to Michelle that I'm as good of a guy inside as I am a DDR player.

I know this might be hard to believe but I'm actually a cool cat in real life. I can make anyone laugh and it's kind of second nature. I guess I just need to turn up the charm and approach Michelle with the right frame of mind and before I know it, I'll have my own DDR companion who doubles as my GF!!!

Wish me luck, Uber!!


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Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2007-11-10 13:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 because I fancy someone too

Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-04-10 14:36:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

she has a penis

Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-04-10 14:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

if you don't want people bashing you....especially Fool Proof.... then dont post your shitty love life here..... This isnt an online journal.... Go get a Xanga for that or some shit.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:43:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-03-26 15:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How did I miss this one!

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-26 13:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Drunk Drivers, A hate rant, Reposted (Rating: -0.32 on 43 reviews, last by Foolproof 1 minute ago)
Submitted by Tracer0351 (View user info) at 2006-07-07 12:26:59 EDT
Rating: -2 (#)

Looks like we know who zimm0r is.

I have no idea who you are though.

Oh well, shitty Uberers amke for shitty alters.

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-03-26 03:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

My heart bleeds for you.

Submitted by d_a_m (user info) at 2007-03-25 22:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-03-24 12:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:44:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:21:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

She has nice legs

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no you can't have one

_________


BAHAHAHHA

----------------------------

What forthewin said.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

What Fey said.

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2007-03-25 19:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're a cunt.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-03-25 00:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is DDR?

Don't answer. I don't care.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-03-24 19:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Most probably an alter but in case you're not.......

You stated in one of your previous posts that you're 31. Could be wrong but this girl looks under 18.

What's wrong with this picture?

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-03-24 18:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/99965#2356793

Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2007-03-24 18:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-03-24 13:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

this alter is dull to the mizzax

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-03-24 12:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:44:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

She has nice legs

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no you can't have one

_________


BAHAHAHHA

----------------------------

What forthewin said.

Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-03-24 12:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Say hello to NBC "Dateline"s Chris Hansen for me...

when you see him...

while carrying the condoms and the wine coolers...

say hi to mom and dad while the camera's roll...

freak...

enjoy smelling like vasoline and bleach while wearing loosely-fitting, orange cover-alls the rest of your life...

and learn to get over the "waddling" feeling that a rolled handful of toilet paper tucked between your asscheeks to stop the spotting gives you while you walk to chow.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-03-24 10:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

shitty alter alert.


Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-24 09:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-03-24 20:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I love thorpe so fucking much.
--------------------------

kavorka

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-03-24 09:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Dear DDR,

You are a faggot and only douchebags and thunder cunts like you.

Love,
Guitar Hero.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-03-24 08:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Zimm0r is the Maltese to Foolproof's Unabonger.


if that makes any sense.

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-03-24 06:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love thorpe so fucking much.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-03-24 04:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good luck

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2007-03-24 04:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think those girls are hot, and so is DDR.

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-03-24 03:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

luck

Submitted by consuelo212 (user info) at 2007-03-23 16:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If you get us naked pictures of her, I give you a +2.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-03-23 15:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by bigbabylons (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is fucking gold

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-03-23 14:06:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jeepers.... a bank account and a job. I have a Level 70 Night Elf and happiness. You aren't happy, so freak you, buster.

---

haha

This kid makes me laugh. Good on ya nerd. You be you.



Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-03-23 13:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Ok probably not 2ft but, in a piece or related news:

"You are such a dorkupine."

This guy is either an alter or he's straight like lombard street. even john amaechi would take issue with the above sentence.

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-03-23 13:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

look at the angle he took that picture. He must be 2 feet taller then the chick. 40 year old stalker/pedophile? I think so.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-03-23 13:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hear jumping off of buildings is still free. Better jump at the offer while it lasts.

Submitted by particle_man58 (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:58:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dancing is gay, real men play guitar hero
------------

Damn skippy

And for the record cut the innocent nice guy act, you're either a really shitty alter or a 35 year child molester.

Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:56:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Part of me wants to -2 this post into the ground and part of me wants to just embrace the fact that you're...you, and give you a +2 and a good luck.

I'm torn.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'll have my own DDR companion who doubles as my GF!!!

...until she discovers black guys.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:44:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

She has nice legs

----------

no you can't have one

_________


BAHAHAHHA

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-03-20 15:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Alter. And not a particularily entertaining one either. Although it takes quite an imagination to come up with a loser persona of this magnitude.

Dance Dance your way into a wood chipper, fucko. But first be sure to cut your dick off.

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Good luck with that...

Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I really don't know what sucks worse.

Having to +2 this fucking dork's posts or actually reading them.

Even though he probably is a shitty fucking alter I remain true to my word. Just please stop posting about games and your lack of any semblance of a life. It's getting really old.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Good luck with your piece of ass...
And even more luck with your FP-terror, it seems like you're the flamecatcher currently...

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stop retal -2 twoing me
--

It's not retal when you deserve it Numbnuts.


Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Christ you suck.

I really hope you are fake; for your sake.

My Gran has more life than this shit; and we burned her 4 years ago.

Submitted by Alcoholocaust (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:10:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"so freak you, buster"... nice line, but this one- "a TCP/IP or linux driven worm finder"... yeah, not so much. stick to pretending to be a gamer-dork

you really are pulling this off pretty well. 2 for now, but it'll probably get old very soon

Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i'm guessing you don't get what it means when i rate your posts as "exposure"
it means that even when i see that you've posted, i die a little inside, because i KNOW it will be shit....i dont even have to read it
please, stop exposing us to your shitty life, i can't take it anymore


Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've been arrested once, maniac. That's why I don't hack anymore. I re-wired a magnetic key strip encoder and started making manager's cards for Burger King so I can eat for free. You gotta eat somehow. I got caught, but never served time, doofus.

Just leave me alone.

Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-23 11:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Let's not forget how Foolproof views DDR:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/99963

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jeepers.... a bank account and a job. I have a Level 70 Night Elf and happiness. You aren't happy, so freak you, buster.
--

yep that's the way to win-
-------------
He forgot to mention all the restraining orders from local arcades and 13 year old boys.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:58:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jeepers.... a bank account and a job. I have a Level 70 Night Elf and happiness. You aren't happy, so freak you, buster.
--

yep that's the way to win

Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jeepers.... a bank account and a job. I have a Level 70 Night Elf and happiness. You aren't happy, so freak you, buster.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's all you dummies ever say: Alter. You guys are do do birds if you think that. You guys are probably just jealous of my cool gaming abilities and that I don't have a job.

Foolproof, for someone like you, I suggest that look in the mirror and find the real loser. I'm happy being me.
-----------
Let's see what the mirror says:

Okay, seems I've travelled the world. He, whattya know, I'm married. I have 2 kids. I have a job, and my own place. I own 2 cars. My bank account isn't envious but I got about $40k saved up.

Yep, wish I had your "life", you fucking pedophile.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

re·tard·ed (rĭ-tär'dĭd)
adj.

1. Often Offensive. Affected with mental retardation.

2. Occurring or developing later than desired or expected; delayed.

3. zimm0r
User id: 30122
Registered on or around: 2007-02-07 16:02:25 EST
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Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's all you dummies ever say: Alter. You guys are do do birds if you think that. You guys are probably just jealous of my cool gaming abilities and that I don't have a job.

Foolproof, for someone like you, I suggest that look in the mirror and find the real loser. I'm happy being me.

Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

she must be about 12.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:48:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is just too fucking pathetic.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:46:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Leave you alone?

NEVER!

Not until you reveal your true identity (we all know you're a shitty alter).

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:45:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

150.177.120.151

Get cracking, loser.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess your coolness just doesn't translate well into the written word.

Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hacking is illegal, I don't do it anymore, stupid head. I've got better things to do with my time like finding chicks and playing games. You are such a dorkupine. Leave me alone, already, buster.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:42:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

*vomits*

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Then hack away, pal, hack away.



Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You have an IP address and they can log you from anywhere not to mention that I have some hacking skills. I can develop a TCP/IP or linux driven worm finder in under and hour, mister.

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:40:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Then inform them, cunt.

I am a fucking ghost on the internet.

Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, buster, seriously take a chill pill because internet threats are just as serious as real threats and you could be arrested if you keep it up. I don't know why there are such tough guys out there like you who feel the need to be mean ALL the time.

What have I ever done to you to provoke such hard feelings.

I think that if we ever met in real life, that you might kick my ass and that worries me.

There's also a chance that I could beat you up, buster, so listen closely! Stop threatening me or I will inform the authorities.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

jonesar.at.gmail.com says you are a cunt

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:32:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by zimm0r (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:24:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Stop retal -2 twoing me.
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A: I -2ed you THREE MINUTES before you got me. That's not retaliatory, you fuckwit.

B: "-2 twoing"? -22? I fucking wish I could do that.

C: I will ALWAYS -2 anything you ever post. Why? Because you are shit. Your posts are shit. Your stories are shit. Your life is shit. YOU. ARE. SHIT.

You suck at even the most menial tasks at life; job, friends, relationships.

YOU SUCK.

I wish I had a time machine. I'd make sure we were in high school together. I would atomic wedgie you every day. I would constantly stick gum in your hair. I would ridicule everything you do.

But I would protect you from anybody else that would try that. Why? Becaus eyou would be my little punching bag bitch. Anybody else try to fuck with you, I'd snap their jaw. Then I'd beat you for making me do that to them. I would torment you mercilessly. Until you graduated and ended up where you are today.

Then, I would repeat this cycle for all eternity.

Oh, and I'd use my time machine to make sure video games never existed.

That's how much I hate you.


Submitted by Daccory (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I swear to god dude your faggotry knows no limits.

Get. A. Life.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:23:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dancing is gay, real men play guitar hero
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Real men play a real GUITAR, fucko.

That blonde kid looks like he's about to utter the infamous "what the hell man" quote.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:22:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Continuing the streak of shittiness.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:21:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

She has nice legs

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no you can't have one

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:21:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dancing is gay, real men play guitar hero

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You get this -2 because you just never fucking learn.

Begone, foul idiototic one!

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:20:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

She has nice legs

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-03-23 10:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I <3 DDR


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