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<title>Am I a Racist?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.15 on 33 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 481 days ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:46:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Deaths Hand</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 14 reviews, last by AlahAckbar 594 days ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 6 Apr 2008 19:06:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Geek off contest. </title>
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<description>Rating: -0.38 on 19 reviews, last by URNVUS 2 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2007 01:49:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Green Marble</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.25 on 7 reviews, last by AlahAckbar 2 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 13:48:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Are you really that stupid?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110194</link>
<description>Rating: -0.83 on 33 reviews, last by AlahAckbar 2 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:33:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m the janitor from Scrubs. </title>
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<description>Rating: -1.40 on 28 reviews, last by AlahAckbar 2 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 13:38:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>So I spent some time in a psych unit....</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.44 on 47 reviews, last by AlahAckbar 2 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jul 2007 15:38:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Where the FUCK where you?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110133</link>
<description>Rating: -0.74 on 30 reviews, last by AlahAckbar 2 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2007 19:53:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Where the FUCK have you been?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110132</link>
<description>Rating: -0.73 on 25 reviews, last by BranDo 2 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2007 19:34:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Chapter 1.... Yes, it&#39;s long, no it doesn&#39;t have a title.  And it doesn&#39;t really have anything to do with the military... alright, well it kind of has something to do with the military, but not really.  Yeah. </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110119</link>
<description>Rating: 1.37 on 13 reviews, last by AlahAckbar 2 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 20:07:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Waboom</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110085</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 21 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2007 22:40:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubercontest Redux:  Offensive joke contest!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80939</link>
<description>Rating: 0.61 on 94 reviews, last by lechuza 302 days ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 00:58:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Salvation Army makes me sad.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80876</link>
<description>Rating: 0.65 on 34 reviews, last by AlahAckbar 2 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2005 03:55:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You can call me..... Daddy.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80563</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 103 reviews, last by AlahAckbar 3 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Dec 2005 04:01:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hello, I was almost kicked out of school for plagerizing.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79984</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 46 reviews, last by AlahAckbar 3 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2005 05:08:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Echos</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64101</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 28 reviews, last by AlahAckbar 3 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 02:32:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Putting things in perspective</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54437</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 16 reviews, last by BoogieFevuh 4 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2004 01:14:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This contains no useful information whatsoever. (or evar, if your leet.)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54288</link>
<description>Rating: -0.28 on 29 reviews, last by Mario 4 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2004 14:12:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>AlahAckbar to world:  SHUT THE FUCK UP</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50517</link>
<description>Rating: 1.03 on 86 reviews, last by domenad 4 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Nov 2004 17:52:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Horsemen:  Conquest, part 1.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50115</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 6 reviews, last by StonedSilly 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2004 06:26:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Boo-yaa biatches</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48010</link>
<description>Rating: 0.58 on 22 reviews, last by gamma 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2004 20:51:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It Fails Me Again</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45956</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by youarsoghey 4 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2004 02:04:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck off Canada (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43959</link>
<description>Rating: -0.78 on 52 reviews, last by AlahAckbar 3 years ago</description>
<author>America Rules!</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 4 Sep 2004 03:39:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FUCK OFF CANADA.  (nsfw)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43958</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 5 reviews, last by Nancy 5 years ago</description>
<author>America Rules!</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 4 Sep 2004 03:36:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Canada, you blow.  Love, An American</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43953</link>
<description>Rating: -0.53 on 16 reviews, last by iloveamerica 5 years ago</description>
<author>America Rules!</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 4 Sep 2004 03:10:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rate this, biatches.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43690</link>
<description>Rating: 0.30 on 30 reviews, last by AlahAckbar 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Sep 2004 00:41:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;ll be the one.......</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42925</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 10 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish_ 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2004 02:13:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Running the square (5+ pages)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42003</link>
<description>Rating: 1.59 on 56 reviews, last by AlahAckbar 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2004 17:35:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Because I am an American (long-ish)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41821</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 149 reviews, last by Hairsphincter 4 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2004 14:12:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For CornNugget, Vol 2.  (LONG)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41482</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 30 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 3 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2004 18:00:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For Corn Nugget (Sorry Leena!)  &lt;LONG &gt;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41383</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 43 reviews, last by kwame_johnson 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2004 20:00:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>An act of STUPIDITY.  (Mine, or others, is yet to be determined)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41110</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 27 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Aug 2004 17:44:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Some Funny Shit, and UCP UNITE!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40783</link>
<description>Rating: 0.07 on 29 reviews, last by Commie_bastard 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Aug 2004 20:24:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A hot blond chick and her first experience with a snapper.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40355</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 75 reviews, last by Arrrrrrrrrr 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Aug 2004 16:17:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Alahackbar, shut the fuck up</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39701</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 40 reviews, last by unholy_liver_spots 5 years ago</description>
<author>Uhgthebarbarian</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2004 00:42:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I got a boob job in the military.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39431</link>
<description>Rating: 0.81 on 62 reviews, last by Rungler 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2004 00:14:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Does Fenrir really take the cake when it comes to stupidity?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38492</link>
<description>Rating: 0.48 on 22 reviews, last by Rungler 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2004 16:59:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Completly Original, I didn&#39;t steal it from anywhere!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38309</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 20 reviews, last by money_shot 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2004 20:12:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Camwhore (again)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37852</link>
<description>Rating: -0.14 on 28 reviews, last by Zoidberg 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Jul 2004 16:59:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The End (That Day, Afternoon, Night, Morning, con&#39;t.)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37638</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 12 reviews, last by strider 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Jul 2004 14:08:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Camwhore!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37280</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 22 reviews, last by Circe 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Jul 2004 19:58:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>That Morning</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37127</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 11 reviews, last by NOWorNEVER 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2004 14:13:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>That Night (That day, That afternoon con&#39;t.)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37026</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 9 reviews, last by Rungler 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2004 15:09:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Huh?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36955</link>
<description>Rating: -1.16 on 7 reviews, last by RapSupaStar 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2004 18:37:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>That Afternoon (followup to that day)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36930</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 5 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 5 years ago</description>
<author>DumbassDouchebag</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2004 13:38:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>That Day.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36699</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 13 reviews, last by triple_optics 5 years ago</description>
<author>DumbassDouchbag</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2004 15:19:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m a dumbass</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36582</link>
<description>Rating: 0.64 on 14 reviews, last by Shlongy 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2004 14:25:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Method is a lying douch</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36578</link>
<description>Rating: -1.62 on 14 reviews, last by ferrisbeuller 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2004 13:31:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who&#39;s from Western/Central NY?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36489</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 19 reviews, last by Nancy 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2004 17:19:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My quitting story</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36466</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 7 reviews, last by Rungler 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2004 14:17:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why America is in Irag.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36394</link>
<description>Rating: -0.37 on 27 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2004 18:34:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Most religions are stupid.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36358</link>
<description>Rating: 0.11 on 28 reviews, last by williamson 4 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2004 14:42:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tales of the Telemarketer pt 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35934</link>
<description>Rating: -0.29 on 13 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 5 years ago</description>
<author>AlahAckbar</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2004 18:55:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stupidity in the house of Ackbar</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35910</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 13 reviews, last by Rungler 5 years ago</description>
<author>Michael Hennessy &lt;MHennessy30.at.msn.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2004 14:07:28 -0000</pubDate>
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