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<title>Breckin Meyer: Fantasy Stud</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.63 on 56 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 237 days ago</description>
<author>Ally &lt;AllyJeans.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>The Drunk Magician and her Flowering Hat Trick</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.34 on 34 reviews, last by thecaes 289 days ago</description>
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<title>Sorry, bud, but you ain't getting anywhere with that gangrenous fuck stick.</title>
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<title>ADD Delightfulness - Sailor&#39;s Delight.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 15 reviews, last by messmind 485 days ago</description>
<author>Ally &lt;AllyJeans.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Ass up and Hog Wild</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.96 on 30 reviews, last by beer-turtle 302 days ago</description>
<author>Ally &lt;AllyJeans.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Hey You Guuuuys! (Warning: Contains MSPaint Monstrosity)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 67 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 304 days ago</description>
<author>Ally &lt;AllyJeans.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Hey You Guuuuys! (Warning: Contains MSPaint Monstrosity)</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by JonnyX 661 days ago</description>
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<title>Iron Nuts and other Misfit Heroes.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 22 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 304 days ago</description>
<author>Ally &lt;AllyJeans.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>I Played Chicken with a Peddle Car...and Lost.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.89 on 33 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 304 days ago</description>
<author>Ally &lt;AllyJeans.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Leave the Kids at Home. It&#39;s Safer for all Concerned.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82760</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 44 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 304 days ago</description>
<author>Ally &lt;AllyJeans.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>&quot;Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood&quot;...and other things I've told my gynecologist.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.82 on 76 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Ally &lt;AllyJeans.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Life from the Male Perspective</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 170 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 304 days ago</description>
<author>Ally &lt;AllyJeans.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Ally Goes to the Chinese Buffet (pronounced buff-ay, not boof-ay)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.78 on 48 reviews, last by beer-turtle 303 days ago</description>
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<title>Watch Your Mouth, Ladies or I&#39;ll Throw Some Piss in Your Drink</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.89 on 43 reviews, last by hidden101 304 days ago</description>
<author>Ally &lt;AllyJeans.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Men and Their Secret Treasures</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.84 on 56 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 304 days ago</description>
<author>Ally &lt;AllyJeans.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>The Homosexuals across the Street</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 38 reviews, last by Ballare 303 days ago</description>
<author>Ally &lt;AllyJeans.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>You Don't Fucking Cum on Sunshine Bear!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.94 on 144 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 304 days ago</description>
<author>Ally &lt;AllyJeans.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>"Martin" Sucks. I Stand by That.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 26 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 304 days ago</description>
<author>Ally &lt;AllyJeans.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Class Lecture: Sex Education</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67712</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 37 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 304 days ago</description>
<author>Ally &lt;AllyJeans.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>I&#39;m Banging My Head Here...Where&#39;s Mr. Right?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67487</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 40 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 304 days ago</description>
<author>Ally &lt;AllyJeans.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>I&#39;m Banging My Head Here...Where&#39;s Mr. Right?</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Ally &lt;AllyJeans.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>How I Played Show and Tell, before Making out with Paco.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66629</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 33 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 304 days ago</description>
<author>Ally &lt;AllyJeans.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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