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Join Us or Die (Rating: 1.62 on 38 reviews, last by loveinbrevity 490 days ago)
Submitted by Flash Harry (View user info) at 2008-05-20 12:51:28
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Of Cannibalism (Rating: 1.9 on 31 reviews, last by nargles 407 days ago)
Submitted by shadow (View user info) at 2008-05-01 19:35:50
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Fuck it - Grueberfest 07 - So I married a Fungah (Rating: 1.5 on 37 reviews, last by pshuu 2 years ago)
Submitted by Fungah (View user info) at 2007-10-03 22:46:51
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The BOSH Man! DEFINES BOSH! (Rating: 1.74 on 40 reviews, last by lungfish 2 years ago)
Submitted by Dude, thats BOSH! (View user info) at 2007-08-30 22:12:11
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Yet Another Internet Thesis on Why Kirk is Gay (NSFW Humor) (Rating: 1.88 on 33 reviews, last by JonnyX 137 days ago)
Submitted by The Internet Slacker (View user info) at 2007-05-14 01:46:52
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Answers on exams (Rating: 1.28 on 54 reviews, last by Creepy_guy 2 years ago)
Submitted by FATMANTPK (View user info) at 2007-02-23 00:55:46
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Trevor the Retarded Samurai (Rating: 1.93 on 19 reviews, last by Fey 2 years ago)
Submitted by goferforhire <goferforhire.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-02-20 00:25:17
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Bart Cilfone Murdered?? (Rating: 1.38 on 34 reviews, last by ICO 2 years ago)
Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2007-02-13 06:18:04
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It's damn hard to be happy all the time (Rating: 2 on 25 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago)
Submitted by drogoroch (View user info) at 2007-01-25 14:24:53
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A story of the vast, wide Internet (Rating: 1.86 on 101 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 2 years ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2007-01-22 16:41:28
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Hell Hath No Fury Like a Short Sighted Chinese Guy in a Supermarket (Rating: 1.93 on 71 reviews, last by Socialist_Joe 658 days ago)
Submitted by JoeyG (View user info) at 2007-01-17 09:22:53
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How to Uber on 5 Minutes a Day (Rating: 1.78 on 60 reviews, last by professorfuckface 2 years ago)
Submitted by Razor <Jeremy_21117.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-01-10 15:47:55
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The One Night Stand (Rating: 1.36 on 20 reviews, last by mynameisandy 2 years ago)
Submitted by ih8u2man (View user info) at 2006-12-29 17:11:19
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Steak's interview with habeeb. (Rating: 1.96 on 17 reviews, last by Sinistral 2 years ago)
Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2006-12-18 11:38:02
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2 rabbits discuss the future and free will (Rating: 1.88 on 29 reviews, last by experima 2 years ago)
Submitted by St_Jimmy (View user info) at 2006-12-18 03:17:13
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A true and completely believable story (Rating: 1.73 on 50 reviews, last by c1ndy 149 days ago)
Submitted by Michael Jackson (View user info) at 2006-12-14 12:48:23
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Out Of Milk. Gone To Store. Be Back Soon (Rating: 1.85 on 39 reviews, last by Snark 2 years ago)
Submitted by Steve St. IHOP of Awesome (View user info) at 2006-12-12 09:08:08
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Thou Art Unfit for Any Place But Hell (Rating: 1.62 on 22 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago)
Submitted by Lungfish (View user info) at 2006-12-07 03:51:22
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Juvenile Douchelinquents (Rating: 1.96 on 36 reviews, last by ih8u2man 2 years ago)
Submitted by Malka (View user info) at 2006-11-30 00:33:17
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A short essay entitled "Fucking shit hell cunts (Rating: 1.83 on 15 reviews, last by Antioxident 2 years ago)
Submitted by LSD (View user info) at 2006-11-29 01:25:51
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Wikibias, Or: How I Kicked A Metric Ton of Wikiass (Rating: 1.66 on 23 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 679 days ago)
Submitted by NerfHerder <NerfHerder.at.comic.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-25 06:14:05
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The Ultimate Online Riddle - Think Outside The Box (Rating: 0.91 on 137 reviews, last by choc_bongo 2 years ago)
Submitted by DonovanMD (View user info) at 2006-11-22 22:10:52
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Destroy my furniture and you fucking die, cat! (Rating: 1.07 on 17 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 3 years ago)
Submitted by Dexter Brown (View user info) at 2006-11-22 00:05:07
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Vergil (Rating: 1.72 on 11 reviews, last by manic_impressive 2 years ago)
Submitted by garudave <misterkick.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-16 20:46:22
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Vintage Advertising - All You Have To Do Is Believe... (Rating: 1.97 on 100 reviews, last by Vanquish 174 days ago)
Submitted by phuzzygish (View user info) at 2006-11-14 12:45:27
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I Only Like Going Clubbing If People Literally Are Getting Clubbed (Rating: 1.69 on 89 reviews, last by Stabkill 432 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-11-13 17:35:59
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Either I'm Becoming Too Perverse, Or Telephone Sex Chat Lines Have Seriously Gone Downhill (Rating: 1.62 on 57 reviews, last by DonovanMD 2 years ago)
Submitted by JoeyG <joe_green_2006.at.yahoo.co.uk> (View user info) at 2006-11-13 12:40:57
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vagisil (Rating: 0.02 on 34 reviews, last by WingedFoote 3 years ago)
Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2006-11-01 17:23:34
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My Lucky Numbers or How I bought my New Hat (Rating: 1.83 on 23 reviews, last by carbon 2 years ago)
Submitted by ghola (View user info) at 2006-10-29 22:31:52
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PUSSY C0MPlLATlION (Rating: 1.86 on 159 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 2 years ago)
Submitted by Habeeb " BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!": Thomas (View user info) at 2006-10-27 04:48:23
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Lawn Gnomes Eating French Fries And My First Experience With Acid (Rating: 1.91 on 42 reviews, last by czwij 481 days ago)
Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2006-10-04 20:35:09
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Love in the First, Second and Third Degrees (Rating: 1.78 on 51 reviews, last by Uberjunkie 3 years ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-09-28 16:19:07
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Sicosemen's Guide To Voting: Pictorial Edition (Rating: 0.65 on 41 reviews, last by Felony 3 years ago)
Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2006-09-28 14:36:01
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For Mr. Bush: A humble request, and a picture of a fish (Rating: 2 on 10 reviews, last by sweetcheebs 2 years ago)
Submitted by Fungah (View user info) at 2006-09-22 17:19:26
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Orgasmatron's Guide to Buying a Halloween Costume (Rating: 1.96 on 132 reviews, last by Crystle 2 years ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-09-21 16:45:25
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The REAL Conspiracy (Rating: 1.75 on 43 reviews, last by Judgement 478 days ago)
Submitted by Darko (View user info) at 2006-09-20 03:19:24
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Uni (Rating: 1.42 on 9 reviews, last by morontian 3 years ago)
Submitted by The Yellow Dart (View user info) at 2006-09-19 18:39:04
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On the subject of clothes, and squirrels (Rating: 1.81 on 12 reviews, last by Flying_buttmonkey 3 years ago)
Submitted by Fungah (View user info) at 2006-09-19 17:17:22
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Spaghettio Post Thursday (Rating: 1.51 on 36 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 3 years ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-09-07 18:08:03
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Apollo throws down the gauntlet 'on' ETS (Rating: 1.21 on 261 reviews, last by Spooner 3 years ago)
Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2006-09-05 20:44:39
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As it turns out, I'm a sexual offender (Rating: 1.81 on 49 reviews, last by whiskey_jack 3 years ago)
Submitted by MyTeeOne <My_Tee_One.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-09-05 16:56:05
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Have I been absent? I hadn't noticed. (Rating: 1.66 on 27 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 3 years ago)
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (View user info) at 2006-09-04 15:44:20
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When Practical Jokes Should Stop (Rating: 1.56 on 28 reviews, last by homer42 2 years ago)
Submitted by JoeyG <joe_green_2006.at.yahoo.co.uk> (View user info) at 2006-09-04 10:25:17
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I have no life: Breaking Up With a Robot (Rating: 0.46 on 27 reviews, last by The_Mighty_Badger 3 years ago)
Submitted by Maltese (View user info) at 2006-09-01 21:54:10
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ATTENTION ALL ASIANS: You are Welcome at Ubersite! (Rating: 1.52 on 116 reviews, last by Newty 2 years ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-08-31 17:59:45
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The adventures of BartBart: Bart gets a visit from the secret service (Rating: 1.91 on 173 reviews, last by rob_berg 150 days ago)
Submitted by Method (View user info) at 2006-08-31 15:38:39
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The Life and Death of a Conspiracy Theorist (Rating: 1.84 on 153 reviews, last by sicosemen 89 days ago)
Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) (View user info) at 2006-08-17 07:29:55
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re: Indisputable Proof of the 9/11 Conspiracy (Rating: 1.43 on 23 reviews, last by kaos-king 3 years ago)
Submitted by ORANGE-SAN, PIZNOTCH!!!!! (View user info) at 2006-08-11 18:59:05
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Whoops... I just spiked my Mum with acid (Rating: 1.63 on 33 reviews, last by SkinnyKenny 46 days ago)
Submitted by Joe Green <joe_green_2006.at.yahoo.co.uk> (View user info) at 2006-08-11 14:11:35
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A few of the things that annoy the shit out of me at work. (Rating: 1.38 on 88 reviews, last by FlakMonkey 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2006-08-03 21:21:53
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I Don’t Want to Relocate Him. I Want to Kill the Motherfucker (Rating: 1.66 on 131 reviews, last by Mike00295 340 days ago)
Submitted by Steve's House of St. Awesome (View user info) at 2006-07-27 02:36:13
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Incest to the Nth (Rating: 1.9 on 26 reviews, last by DrSeussman 3 years ago)
Submitted by icarus1987 (View user info) at 2006-07-07 22:57:29
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The Disturbing Lives of Fruits and Vegetables (Rating: 1.83 on 104 reviews, last by rad1101 273 days ago)
Submitted by forthewin (http://www.swmoore.com/kthx.html) (View user info) at 2006-06-25 03:01:23
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In-Flight Weapons (Rating: 1.38 on 53 reviews, last by joedaddy 3 years ago)
Submitted by Jack McCallum (View user info) at 2006-06-07 20:15:09
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If staring at boobies is wrong, I don't wanna be right (Rating: 1.38 on 58 reviews, last by locksly 379 days ago)
Submitted by comicbookguy (View user info) at 2006-04-13 00:19:28
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Why Male Cheerleader?! Why?! (Rating: 1.8 on 83 reviews, last by Fey 2 years ago)
Submitted by Mike00295 (View user info) at 2006-03-17 13:37:59
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Are You A Female With Facial Hair? Do The World A Favor And Wax That Shit, Okay? (Rating: 1.73 on 58 reviews, last by Alter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2006-03-16 17:30:05
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UberCon Vegas (my favorite quotes i can remember) (Rating: 1.54 on 86 reviews, last by jgreening 3 years ago)
Submitted by kracka (View user info) at 2006-03-08 04:07:46
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The Battle of Uber: The Day the Emus Cried (nsfw) (Rating: 1.62 on 151 reviews, last by awesome_face 2 years ago)
Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2006-03-03 19:52:22
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The Secret Language of Bartenders - Revealed! (Rating: 1.94 on 140 reviews, last by Ejryuu 622 days ago)
Submitted by nitty (View user info) at 2006-02-21 19:25:41
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Jowly McJiggles Is Not An Appropriate Nickname For The New Intern (Rating: 1.91 on 174 reviews, last by ICO 2 years ago)
Submitted by Steve's IHOP: Bring the Pain (View user info) at 2006-01-12 04:10:05
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List of people who are gay (Rating: -1.5 on 56 reviews, last by bob 2 years ago)
Submitted by <ddas85.at.optonline.net> (View user info) at 2005-12-20 06:51:42
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It finally happened; Uber and my real world collided. (Rating: 1.77 on 77 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago)
Submitted by MyTeeOne <My_Tee_One.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-12-09 18:56:34
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Building a Hampster out of a Dead Squirrel (Rating: 1.9 on 112 reviews, last by shadow 550 days ago)
Submitted by Jon (View user info) at 2005-10-17 23:04:55
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SPT - Birthday Cat (Rating: 1.46 on 37 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2005-07-28 16:50:53
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The Bell is a Barman's Best Friend (Rating: 1.96 on 107 reviews, last by YourNameHere 178 days ago)
Submitted by Nath (w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m) (View user info) at 2005-07-25 08:48:15
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Siren Interview (Rating: 1.84 on 96 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago)
Submitted by kracka (View user info) at 2005-07-18 14:26:37
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Fun with Faux Seminal Emissions (Rating: 1.97 on 56 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 503 days ago)
Submitted by A Forensic Girl (View user info) at 2005-06-06 05:15:29
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Tonight, Pentameter, We Take Over the World! (Rating: 2 on 28 reviews, last by NetProphet 4 years ago)
Submitted by CookieLass (View user info) at 2005-05-18 17:25:05
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I am the rip battle champion of Earth! This is gospel! I am FOAMY! You lose at life! (Rating: 0.02 on 55 reviews, last by FartSmeller 4 years ago)
Submitted by Sergio Giorgini (View user info) at 2005-05-12 01:56:10
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Learning About Goodbye (Rating: 1.88 on 125 reviews, last by icarus1987 400 days ago)
Submitted by Steve's House of Pancakes (View user info) at 2005-03-06 04:41:49
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Strange Men Who Have Tried To Get Into My Pants: Episode II – The Silver Dragon (Rating: 1.98 on 59 reviews, last by JonnyX 70 days ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2005-03-03 14:56:34
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OMGWTF#10: A makeover for Martha Stewarts Living, with articles this time!!!evelenty7even (Rating: 1.64 on 39 reviews, last by Amontillado 2 years ago)
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (View user info) at 2005-03-03 13:58:30
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Analyse It! (Rating: 0.35 on 21 reviews, last by Wazza 4 years ago)
Submitted by Wazza (View user info) at 2005-02-23 23:21:12
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The Truth Exposed (Rating: -0.7 on 11 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago)
Submitted by <themaskedmacabre.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-16 16:55:46
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Interupt Humping Pigs at Your Own Peril (Rating: 1.93 on 71 reviews, last by drgoatcabin 2 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-02-15 22:13:17
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How to pick up chicks at grocery stores (Rating: 1.96 on 140 reviews, last by Cakes 47 days ago)
Submitted by comicbookguy (View user info) at 2005-02-02 17:15:01
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The Volatility of Papa John's Sauce or How We Caught Easterfuck In the Act (Rating: 1.7 on 31 reviews, last by Amontillado 686 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2005-01-27 19:25:57
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Warning! Exploding Underpants (read in well ventilated area) (Rating: 2 on 34 reviews, last by DCWoody 2 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-01-27 02:18:39
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Silence of the Microsoft Paint (Rating: 1.81 on 69 reviews, last by Aeneas 3 years ago)
Submitted by professor fuckface (View user info) at 2005-01-18 16:03:33
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The Perils of Sex in a Toilet Stall (Rating: 1.96 on 74 reviews, last by traxadron 461 days ago)
Submitted by comicbookguy (View user info) at 2005-01-17 17:18:28
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Fuck Wizards, Gnomes get what they want because they earned it. (Rating: 1.89 on 474 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 306 days ago)
Submitted by rollerboognish (View user info) at 2004-12-17 21:22:01
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SPD- Frankenferret (Rating: 1.77 on 12 reviews, last by steph 2 years ago)
Submitted by Ferretnose (View user info) at 2004-12-15 19:44:59
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The holidays can suck Grandma Puddin's saggy titties. (Rating: 2 on 23 reviews, last by Amontillado 677 days ago)
Submitted by Grandma Puddin' (View user info) at 2004-12-08 05:47:31
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I was accosted by a giant red Skittle (Rating: 1.91 on 131 reviews, last by Crystle 2 years ago)
Submitted by Method (View user info) at 2004-10-19 04:57:50
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Adventures in Kids' Entertainment: The Passion of the Honey Bear (Rating: 1.97 on 113 reviews, last by NAKEDMAMMAL 489 days ago)
Submitted by JMG114 (View user info) at 2004-10-12 14:25:39
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Penis Pulling - Collegiate Bright Ideas (3) (Rating: 1.96 on 59 reviews, last by Method 304 days ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2004-09-03 15:12:49
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How I Became a Legend, or, I Totally Kicked Maggie's Ass (Rating: 1.82 on 40 reviews, last by compEngineer0 3 years ago)
Submitted by Pentameter (View user info) at 2004-08-24 13:10:40
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The Time I (Almost) Lost My Virginity (Rating: 1.67 on 37 reviews, last by mrwolf 4 years ago)
Submitted by Scott James (View user info) at 2004-08-01 06:27:56
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Finding God In A Dumpster, Slapping Sense Into German Tourists & Raising Disco From The Dead, Oh My! (Rating: 1.77 on 31 reviews, last by Nellypaal 2 years ago)
Submitted by Scott James (View user info) at 2004-07-14 03:57:06
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How To Avoid Getting A Speeding Ticket (Rating: 1.85 on 106 reviews, last by Amontillado 3 years ago)
Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2004-06-25 18:22:51
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Bert and Ernie's Guide To Eroticism (Rating: 1.83 on 75 reviews, last by bossk 4 years ago)
Submitted by Smurfs (View user info) at 2004-06-22 15:26:15
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Electro, the government has been monitoring your instant messages (Rating: 1.51 on 43 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 467 days ago)
Submitted by Agent Smith (View user info) at 2004-06-22 07:10:40
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The Inhospitable Host Theory (Rating: 1.54 on 117 reviews, last by langstrom 375 days ago)
Submitted by Bart Cilfone <uberuser.at.cilfone.com> (View user info) at 2004-05-05 06:49:35
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Jonukah, on how to spot evil super-villains (Rating: 1.57 on 46 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 5 years ago)
Submitted by Jonukah<jonukah.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2004-02-02 05:32:47
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Well, I got "The Look" again... (Rating: 1.66 on 94 reviews, last by Prontod 299 days ago)
Submitted by <Sandman8008.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2003-12-08 01:04:55
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Where is everyone likable in the world? (Rating: 0.11 on 41 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 2 years ago)
Submitted by Bob at 2001-12-01 22:37:15
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