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Coming of Age Tale That Has Nothing To Do With The Title (Rating: 1.64 on 22 reviews, last by Maddog 263 days ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2007-04-16 11:43:03 EDT

The Time To Panic Is NOW!! (A Political Rant With Little Or No Influence) (Rating: 1.63 on 26 reviews, last by indoninja 2 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2007-03-29 12:39:29 EDT

The Ass-Splash Theory and How Only YOU Can Prevent Anal Disease (Rating: 1.43 on 44 reviews, last by FartSmeller 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2007-03-12 21:27:29 EDT

Would anyone care to read my resignation letter? It's short and sweet, just like your mom...but your mom isn't in the computer.... (Rating: 1.17 on 41 reviews, last by messmind 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2007-02-12 20:58:59 EST

Ubermadness Makes Me Want To Bellow My Balls Onto A Roaring Hot Fire (Rating: 1.82 on 44 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2006-10-13 04:28:14 EDT

Ubermadness Makes Me Want To Bellow My Balls Onto A Roaring Fire (Rating: 2 on 5 reviews, last by AsshOly 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2006-10-13 04:07:37 EDT

Waiting is Overrated -or- I'm a Doomed Paraplegic (Rating: 1.77 on 87 reviews, last by Arizhel 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2006-09-19 03:22:26 EDT

Masturbation and My New Neighbors; In That Order (Rating: 1.7 on 49 reviews, last by kybernetikum 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2006-08-08 04:20:35 EDT

I Know Who You Are Dot Com (I Refuse To Put A Dead Hyperlink In My Title) NSFW Link Inside (Rating: 1.66 on 33 reviews, last by forthewin 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2006-07-14 03:33:08 EDT

Temples of Gold (Rating: 1.98 on 33 reviews, last by Anansie 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2006-07-07 03:00:33 EDT

New World Order (Some God-Awful Poetry, and a Camwhore For Phuzzygish's Uberdirectory) (Rating: 1.75 on 52 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2006-06-30 04:19:08 EDT

New World Order (Some God-Awful Poetry, and a Camwhore For Phuzzygish's Uberdirectory) (Rating: 2 on 3 reviews, last by LittleMonster 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2006-06-30 04:14:57 EDT

D-Prime Madness: Stand On Your Seat (Rating: 1.45 on 25 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2006-06-22 00:17:14 EDT

What Do A Flounder And An Asshole Have In Common?? (Rating: 1.18 on 51 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2006-06-08 02:58:05 EDT

The Auto-Mechanic: You Could Pay $580 To Get Fucked By A Hooker, But Then Again, They Probably Wouldn't Use Axle Grease (Rating: 1.82 on 43 reviews, last by Anansie 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2006-05-16 03:55:03 EDT

The Crane Game -or- How I Lost $30 Trying To Retrieve A Sweatshop Item (Rating: 1.92 on 100 reviews, last by COMountain 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2006-04-26 10:23:48 EDT

If Intar-Web Love Is Wrong, I Don't Want To Use Just Half (Rating: 1.62 on 72 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2006-04-20 10:55:15 EDT

I Got A Hot Work Permit At NASA And All I Got Was An Overproductive Saliva Gland (Rating: 1.92 on 66 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 2 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2006-04-13 12:22:41 EDT

Some ThingsThat You Probably Didn't Know (Read:Care) About Average_Dan, But You're Getting It Anyways (With .7% More Camwhore T... (Rating: 1.44 on 82 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2006-03-30 11:20:44 EST

Am I On Candid Camera?? -or- I Thought I Had Friends, But I Only Have Actors That Play Friends On T.V. (Rating: 1.9 on 51 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2006-03-23 09:12:18 EST

CarSpa: A Six Letter Word That Should Be A Four Letter Word (Rating: 2 on 34 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2006-03-16 11:51:20 EST

Wet Socks And Missing Objects: How Those Two Things Are Ruining My Day (Rating: 1.93 on 56 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-11-18 17:21:27 EST

All That Comes To Mind When I Look Around The Office Is, "Where The Fuck Did That Salt-And-Pepper Shaker Set Come From"? (Rating: 1.74 on 45 reviews, last by Anansie 4 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-11-16 10:53:22 EST

If Coming Up With An Intersting Title To Generate More Hits Is Wrong, Then I Don't Want To Be A Faggoty Cross-Dressing Australian (Rating: 1.72 on 32 reviews, last by iddqd 4 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-11-11 15:20:52 EST

I Beat Some Old Liberal's Ass For Shitting On Me, And My First Taste Of Necrophilia (Rating: 1.8 on 71 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-11-09 11:17:47 EST

FPF-FartSmeller Post Friday: My Contribution (Rating: 1.09 on 23 reviews, last by swamp_donkey 4 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-11-04 15:36:03 EST

I Was Fucked With By The Police, Almost Arrested, And All I Got Was This Cliche Post Title (Rating: 1.8 on 36 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-11-04 09:39:01 EST

My Rant For BadAssMoFo's "Rant Post Wednesday": I Hate Everyone And Everything (Rating: 1.62 on 65 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-11-02 13:21:04 EST

Goddamn Giant Purple Hippo Perverts (Rating: 1.59 on 50 reviews, last by Wisher 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-11-01 08:09:57 EST

The Answer Man: Need Advice? Ask Someone Who Gives A Shit (Rating: 1.86 on 168 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-10-27 10:58:35 EDT

The Answer Man: Need Advice? Ask Someone Who Gives A Shit (Rating: 2 on 1 review, last by c1ndy 4 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-10-27 10:56:06 EDT

The Boss: An Intimate Evening With Bruce Springsteen (Rating: 2 on 29 reviews, last by Confuzitron 4 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-10-25 16:58:44 EDT

My Ex-Girlfriend Is The Spawn Of The Devil, For She Has Extracted Her Revenge On Me In The Worst Possible Way, For Hurting Her ... (Rating: 1.8 on 24 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-10-21 14:23:26 EDT

GrUeberfest Entry: I Knew This Was A Bas Idea- Team Kappa (Rating: 1.13 on 30 reviews, last by Spam 4 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-10-20 10:05:55 EDT

Fucking Coward, Your Ass Is Mine. (Rating: 1.89 on 55 reviews, last by messmind 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-10-18 11:17:08 EDT

Olive Garden: Pulling WOP's Out Of Italy Since 1999 (Rating: 1.86 on 26 reviews, last by Still-Life 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-10-13 11:42:09 EDT

Another Technological Advancement Who's Time Has Come (Rating: 1.48 on 22 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 4 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-10-11 13:42:09 EDT

Another Technological Advancement Who's Time Has Come (Rating: 0 on 2 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 4 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-10-11 13:40:07 EDT

Yesterday, I Brushed Elbows With The Stars, Or, Why The Third Installment Of The Mission Impossible Series Will Be Delayed (Rating: 1.85 on 60 reviews, last by loki 3 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-10-06 14:03:09 EDT

Something Different: A List Of Things That Don't Piss Me Off (Rating: 1.68 on 38 reviews, last by CookieLass 4 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-10-05 08:46:46 EDT

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