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SUPA - Round 2 - Childish Eyes (Rating: 1.94 on 21 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 537 days ago)
Submitted by Merlina (View user info) at 2007-04-16 08:41:13
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Wikibias, Or: How I Kicked A Metric Ton of Wikiass (Rating: 1.66 on 23 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 267 days ago)
Submitted by NerfHerder <NerfHerder.at.comic.com> (View user info) at 2006-11-25 06:14:05
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Would you kill for an Uber account? I did. (Rating: 0.28 on 46 reviews, last by Average_Dan 704 days ago)
Submitted by rejected (View user info) at 2006-10-12 00:43:03
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George Castanza Was Wrong: The Roommate Switch is Indeed Possible (Part I) (Rating: 1.85 on 48 reviews, last by COMountain 2 years ago)
Submitted by Mountain (View user info) at 2006-04-24 20:23:20
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You can tell a lot by a man shoes -- mostly what he's eaten lately, but also how big of an asshole he... (Rating: 1.64 on 79 reviews, last by orphelia 248 days ago)
Submitted by Wardy (View user info) at 2006-04-21 19:05:34
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Am I On Candid Camera?? -or- I Thought I Had Friends, But I Only Have Actors That Play Friends On T.V. (Rating: 1.9 on 51 reviews, last by coley 2 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2006-03-23 14:12:18
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APW: The Sacrifice (Rating: 1.27 on 37 reviews, last by darko 2 years ago)
Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2006-03-22 21:27:19
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CarSpa: A Six Letter Word That Should Be A Four Letter Word (Rating: 2 on 34 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2006-03-16 16:51:20
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Stop masturbating on my couch, asshole. (Rating: 1.95 on 85 reviews, last by experima 15 days ago)
Submitted by Tinactin (View user info) at 2006-01-26 23:19:12
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I saw a guy stretch his foreskin over an apple and I lost $20 (Rating: 1.94 on 89 reviews, last by jgreening 2 years ago)
Submitted by Saxon (View user info) at 2005-11-15 03:23:51
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Ubersite Dictionary of Widely Used Terms (NSFW) (Rating: 1.69 on 57 reviews, last by Average_Dan 2 years ago)
Submitted by FartSmeller (View user info) at 2005-11-07 20:12:09
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10 things not to do after you've humped (Rating: 1.31 on 63 reviews, last by Merlina 446 days ago)
Submitted by Sacrilicious (View user info) at 2005-11-03 02:15:17
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Things That Make Me Want To Massage My Eyeballs With Sandpaper (Rating: 1.56 on 48 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 2 years ago)
Submitted by Anansie (triggerhappyannie.at.yahoo.com) (View user info) at 2005-10-28 18:59:38
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The unexpected truth about Minyard's (Rating: 1.86 on 31 reviews, last by Average_Dan 2 years ago)
Submitted by Drew "ajanssen" Janssen (View user info) at 2005-10-26 08:38:49
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I Really Have To Work On My Communication Skills, or, How Listening to Kenny Chesney Ruined A Relationship. (Rating: 1.85 on 30 reviews, last by Targa 639 days ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-10-03 15:27:55
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Lost HowStuffWorks.com Entry: How Shaving Your Balls To Get More Fellatio Works (Rating: 1.97 on 55 reviews, last by gravitas 425 days ago)
Submitted by Average_Dan (View user info) at 2005-09-28 17:03:06
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The First Girl I Ever Loved is Dying. 2. (Rating: 1.88 on 46 reviews, last by experima 77 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic Cymbals (View user info) at 2005-08-17 04:52:02
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The First Girl I Ever Loved is Dying (Rating: 1.95 on 85 reviews, last by Ltap 96 days ago)
Submitted by Phallic Cymbals (View user info) at 2005-08-15 02:23:33
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The story Of Xeriani Part 1: Xeriani and Merixian (Rating: -1.52 on 26 reviews, last by DirtyHarry 454 days ago)
Submitted by amiage (View user info) at 2005-08-02 20:10:29
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The Local Karate Dojo Thinks That I Have Children (Rating: 1.95 on 37 reviews, last by Captain_Cool 3 years ago)
Submitted by JMG114 (View user info) at 2005-05-27 15:25:46
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Swans, although gay, will DEFlNATELY fuck you up (Rating: 1.95 on 49 reviews, last by Hooli 429 days ago)
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (View user info) at 2004-12-15 20:24:18
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I'd rather be mauled by angry hippos than go on another date (Rating: 1.92 on 142 reviews, last by jaker29902 260 days ago)
Submitted by Method (View user info) at 2004-06-01 05:40:12
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“And Then I Saw His Fart.” (Rating: 1.74 on 103 reviews, last by charminglybeef 720 days ago)
Submitted by Will Zone <dianoga101.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2004-03-09 16:46:43
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