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It's short and sweet, just like your mom...but your mom isn't in the computer...is she? http://www.ubersite.com/m/98712 Rating: 1.17 on 41 reviews, last by messmind 503 days ago Average_Dan Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:58:59 -0000 Ubermadness Makes Me Want To Bellow My Balls Onto A Roaring Hot Fire http://www.ubersite.com/m/94383 Rating: 1.82 on 44 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 598 days ago Average_Dan Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:28:14 -0000 Ubermadness Makes Me Want To Bellow My Balls Onto A Roaring Fire http://www.ubersite.com/m/94382 Rating: 2.00 on 5 reviews, last by AsshOly 632 days ago Average_Dan Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:07:37 -0000 Waiting is Overrated -or- I'm a Doomed Paraplegic http://www.ubersite.com/m/93215 Rating: 1.77 on 87 reviews, last by Arizhel 633 days ago Average_Dan Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:22:26 -0000 Masturbation and My New Neighbors; In That Order http://www.ubersite.com/m/91506 Rating: 1.70 on 49 reviews, last by kybernetikum 633 days ago Average_Dan Tue, 8 Aug 2006 08:20:35 -0000 I Know Who You Are Dot Com (I Refuse To Put A Dead Hyperlink In My Title) NSFW Link Inside http://www.ubersite.com/m/90473 Rating: 1.66 on 33 reviews, last by forthewin 706 days ago Average_Dan Fri, 14 Jul 2006 07:33:08 -0000 Temples of Gold http://www.ubersite.com/m/90138 Rating: 1.98 on 33 reviews, last by Anansie 724 days ago Average_Dan Fri, 7 Jul 2006 07:00:33 -0000 New World Order (Some God-Awful Poetry, and a Camwhore For Phuzzygish's Uberdirectory) http://www.ubersite.com/m/89865 Rating: 1.75 on 52 reviews, last by coley 677 days ago Average_Dan Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:19:08 -0000 New World Order (Some God-Awful Poetry, and a Camwhore For Phuzzygish's Uberdirectory) http://www.ubersite.com/m/89864 Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by LittleMonster 2 years ago Average_Dan Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:14:57 -0000 D-Prime Madness: Stand On Your Seat http://www.ubersite.com/m/89500 Rating: 1.45 on 25 reviews, last by darko 2 years ago Average_Dan Thu, 22 Jun 2006 04:17:14 -0000 What Do A Flounder And An Asshole Have In Common?? http://www.ubersite.com/m/88908 Rating: 1.18 on 51 reviews, last by coley 616 days ago Average_Dan Thu, 8 Jun 2006 06:58:05 -0000 The Auto-Mechanic: You Could Pay $580 To Get Fucked By A Hooker, But Then Again, They Probably Wouldn't Use Axle Grease http://www.ubersite.com/m/87974 Rating: 1.82 on 43 reviews, last by Anansie 2 years ago Average_Dan Tue, 16 May 2006 07:55:03 -0000 The Crane Game -or- How I Lost $30 Trying To Retrieve A Sweatshop Item http://www.ubersite.com/m/87182 Rating: 1.92 on 100 reviews, last by COMountain 2 years ago Average_Dan Wed, 26 Apr 2006 14:23:48 -0000 If Intar-Web Love Is Wrong, I Don't Want To Use Just Half http://www.ubersite.com/m/86873 Rating: 1.62 on 72 reviews, last by coley 620 days ago Average_Dan Thu, 20 Apr 2006 14:55:15 -0000 I Got A Hot Work Permit At NASA And All I Got Was An Overproductive Saliva Gland http://www.ubersite.com/m/86623 Rating: 1.92 on 66 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 224 days ago Average_Dan Thu, 13 Apr 2006 16:22:41 -0000 Some ThingsThat You Probably Didn't Know (Read:Care) About Average_Dan, But You're Getting It Anyways (With .7% More Camwhore Than The Average_Post http://www.ubersite.com/m/86042 Rating: 1.44 on 82 reviews, last by coley 661 days ago Average_Dan Thu, 30 Mar 2006 16:20:44 -0000 Am I On Candid Camera?? 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Ask Someone Who Gives A Shit http://www.ubersite.com/m/77872 Rating: 1.86 on 168 reviews, last by coley 614 days ago Average_Dan Thu, 27 Oct 2005 14:58:35 -0000 The Answer Man: Need Advice? 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Brought to you in part by pepperoncinis and eggplant-parmesan http://www.ubersite.com/m/74850 Rating: 1.75 on 30 reviews, last by Average_Dan 2 years ago Average_Dan Fri, 9 Sep 2005 19:29:16 -0000 What Uber Has Done To Me Today, and An Uber Childhood Directory Camwhore http://www.ubersite.com/m/74707 Rating: 0.73 on 20 reviews, last by Average_Dan 2 years ago Average_Dan Wed, 7 Sep 2005 18:21:38 -0000 Howie Day gets pwned, "you're all our of Grey Goose", and a really shitty, out-of-focus, camera phone camwhore http://www.ubersite.com/m/74620 Rating: 1.40 on 6 reviews, last by mikethescottish 2 years ago Average_Dan Tue, 6 Sep 2005 13:51:59 -0000 Howie Day gets pwned, "your all our of Grey Goose", and a really shitty, out-of-focus, camera phone camwhore http://www.ubersite.com/m/74619 Rating: 0.75 on 4 reviews, last by coley 684 days ago Average_Dan Tue, 6 Sep 2005 13:50:46 -0000 I Visited Jamestown For Thier Quadracenntennial And All I Got Was Goatse From A Revolutionary Cannon http://www.ubersite.com/m/73905 Rating: 1.56 on 16 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago Average_Dan Thu, 25 Aug 2005 16:37:15 -0000 The Breaks We Get http://www.ubersite.com/m/73840 Rating: 1.25 on 16 reviews, last by miss_tila 2 years ago Average_Dan Wed, 24 Aug 2005 17:48:38 -0000 (SPT) Random thoughts, but that's how they come out. 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