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[Graphics] Awesome Johnson presents: a collection of random crap that's sure to get you two minutes closer to happy hour.   (Rating: 1.86 on 26 reviews, last by Mike00295 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2005-09-02 10:45:02 EDT
[None] How to: Endeer a Nun   (Rating: 2 on 11 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2005-05-05 11:44:29 EDT
[Humor] Gone before their time, but YOU can bring them back!   (Rating: 1.96 on 30 reviews, last by keirzty34 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2005-03-08 09:27:45 EST
[Humor] What if we treated our toilets more like our cars?   (Rating: 1.69 on 33 reviews, last by cheruboo 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2005-02-16 22:26:20 EST
[General] I made it through the 80's (out of the frying pan, into the fire)   (Rating: 2 on 16 reviews, last by yermom 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2005-01-31 20:17:30 EST
[None] The Inauguration Afterparty: An Exclusive!   (Rating: 2 on 19 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2005-01-21 12:04:59 EST
[Humor] Take a step back, kid, you're scuffin' up my fresh gear.   (Rating: 2 on 5 reviews, last by boomslang 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2005-01-18 11:38:08 EST
[Humor] Karaoke and My Never-Miss Style Get Me in Trouble   (Rating: 2 on 12 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2005-01-13 13:04:17 EST
[General] My backstory, where I came from, and yes, my picture.   (Rating: 1.94 on 17 reviews, last by d_prime 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2005-01-05 22:06:23 EST
[Humor] Verbing Nouns - Holiday Slang Edition   (Rating: 1.85 on 16 reviews, last by AwesomeJohnson 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-12-20 14:13:57 EST
[Humor] Powerwheels can mess up your kids for life.   (Rating: 1.9 on 24 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-12-16 17:36:32 EST
[None] Make you Christmas Tree rock...HARD!   (Rating: 1.83 on 16 reviews, last by vettesrule88 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-12-13 11:27:07 EST
[None] My New Obsession   (Rating: 2 on 10 reviews, last by AwesomeJohnson 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-12-11 10:07:07 EST
[None] Things I never knew I coudln't live without until eBay showed me the way   (Rating: 1.9 on 38 reviews, last by thecaes 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-12-09 11:50:10 EST
[None] I'm sick of Iraq (Non-political - sfw Boobies inside)   (Rating: 1.88 on 30 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-12-02 11:04:14 EST
[Sound & Music] Boredom, Salmon Colored Paper, and No Where to Go but In.   (Rating: 1.36 on 29 reviews, last by AwesomeJohnson 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-11-18 13:12:02 EST
[Humor] Interview with a Vampire and booooobs!   (Rating: 1.8 on 25 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-11-17 20:11:17 EST
[None] Rain, Rain, Go Away.   (Rating: 1.93 on 24 reviews, last by Unabonger 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-11-09 15:21:37 EST
[Science & Environmental] Vibrators and Rappers   (Rating: 1.72 on 11 reviews, last by 1Point21Gigawatts 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-10-28 10:55:34 EDT
[Humor] Nintendo Kumite   (Rating: 1.24 on 32 reviews, last by bob 5 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-10-23 01:22:11 EDT
[Sports] Game 7 Predictions (perfect) (math) (Mr. T Rules)   (Rating: 1.19 on 28 reviews, last by Jabba_the_Shit 5 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-10-20 11:53:01 EDT
[Election 2004] Election Prediction (with math!)   (Rating: 0.91 on 18 reviews, last by Jabba_the_Shit 5 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-10-19 10:32:40 EDT
[Humor] Debate Format Upgrade   (Rating: 0.57 on 8 reviews, last by Jabba_the_Shit 5 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-10-14 19:23:04 EDT
[General] Long time, no see.   (Rating: 1.6 on 14 reviews, last by AwesomeJohnson 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-10-06 11:55:40 EDT
[Computers & Internet] worst virus ever! (not about STDs)   (Rating: 1.28 on 24 reviews, last by cheruboo 5 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-10-04 11:42:25 EDT
[General] 11:15, restate my assumptions: 1. Mathematics is the language of nature.   (Rating: 0.98 on 21 reviews, last by Feijuada 5 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-09-30 15:28:34 EDT
[Humor] Why I don't party with ET and Dylan McKay anymore   (Rating: 1.47 on 20 reviews, last by AwesomeJohnson 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-09-29 11:48:03 EDT
[Humor] Why I put racing stripes on my computer(s).   (Rating: 1.83 on 45 reviews, last by FF_EMT32 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-09-27 13:20:56 EDT
[General] Best Foods with Holes   (Rating: 1.88 on 15 reviews, last by AnnaBanana 5 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-09-23 11:41:53 EDT
[None] Three inches in your pocket to be proud of.   (Rating: 1 on 13 reviews, last by OneCheapGeek 5 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-09-20 10:43:15 EDT
[Sound & Music] Goodbye, Johnny Ramone   (Rating: 0.58 on 16 reviews, last by DamienX 5 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-09-16 09:30:44 EDT
[Humor] Of course I know they're fake. (NSFW)   (Rating: 0.5 on 12 reviews, last by Shlongy 5 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-09-09 12:23:38 EDT
[General] Mostly Ramblings about world domination, and 'Tang   (Rating: 2 on 5 reviews, last by Garet_Jax 5 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-09-08 14:05:09 EDT
[General] Ninja vs. Samurai   (Rating: 0.85 on 18 reviews, last by Istaros 5 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-09-03 12:39:38 EDT
[Humor] How could this go wrong? (SPT)   (Rating: 0.86 on 8 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-09-02 11:27:11 EDT
[Politics] Harmony found in a breakfast sandwich   (Rating: 1 on 4 reviews, last by Zandy1123 5 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-09-01 09:27:33 EDT
[General] Non-controversy - The lack of umbrella used in ways other than blocking rain/wind/sun in movies   (Rating: 1.7 on 11 reviews, last by AwesomeJohnson 4 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-08-27 11:15:31 EDT
[Movies & TV] A Glimpse Back into Childhood or Movies I saw when my parents finally bought a VCR   (Rating: 0.25 on 6 reviews, last by Zandy1123 5 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-08-26 11:59:47 EDT
[None] Vending machine outrage.   (Rating: 1.5 on 14 reviews, last by kitchens_closed 5 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-08-25 11:50:01 EDT
[None] May - December   (Rating: 1 on 8 reviews, last by jumpinjellyfish 5 years ago)
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (View user info) at 2004-08-24 10:48:38 EDT

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User id:11103
Registered on or around: 2004-08-10 15:43:36 EDT
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Homer: But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him.
I'm Homer Simpson.

Fat Tony:
The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of
out club?

Homer: Uh ... actually my name is Barney. Yeah. Barney Gumble.

Homie the Clown