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<title>Awesome Johnson presents:  a collection of random crap that&#39;s sure to get you two minutes closer to happy hour.</title>
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<title>How to:  Endeer a Nun</title>
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<title>Gone before their time, but YOU can bring them back!</title>
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<title>What if we treated our toilets more like our cars?</title>
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<title>I made it through the 80&#39;s (out of the frying pan, into the fire)</title>
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<title>The Inauguration Afterparty: An Exclusive!</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 19 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Take a step back, kid, you&#39;re scuffin&#39; up my fresh gear.</title>
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<title>Karaoke and My Never-Miss Style Get Me in Trouble</title>
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<title>My backstory, where I came from, and yes, my picture.</title>
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<title>Verbing Nouns - Holiday Slang Edition</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 16 reviews, last by AwesomeJohnson 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2004 19:13:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Powerwheels can mess up your kids for life.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 24 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Make you Christmas Tree rock...HARD!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 16 reviews, last by vettesrule88 3 years ago</description>
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<title>My New Obsession</title>
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<title>Things I never knew I coudln&#39;t live without until eBay showed me the way</title>
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<title>I&#39;m sick of Iraq (Non-political - sfw Boobies inside)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 30 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Boredom, Salmon Colored Paper, and No Where to Go but In.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 29 reviews, last by AwesomeJohnson 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Interview with a Vampire and booooobs!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 25 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Rain, Rain, Go Away.</title>
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<title>Vibrators and Rappers</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 11 reviews, last by 1Point21Gigawatts 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Nintendo Kumite</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.24 on 32 reviews, last by bob 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Game 7 Predictions (perfect) (math) (Mr. T Rules)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.19 on 28 reviews, last by Jabba_the_Shit 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Election Prediction (with math!)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.91 on 18 reviews, last by Jabba_the_Shit 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Debate Format Upgrade</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.57 on 8 reviews, last by Jabba_the_Shit 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2004 23:23:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Long time, no see.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 14 reviews, last by AwesomeJohnson 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 6 Oct 2004 15:55:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>worst virus ever!  (not about STDs)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.28 on 24 reviews, last by cheruboo 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 4 Oct 2004 15:42:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>11:15, restate my assumptions: 1. Mathematics is the language of nature.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.98 on 21 reviews, last by Feijuada 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Why I don&#39;t party with ET and Dylan McKay anymore</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 20 reviews, last by AwesomeJohnson 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2004 15:48:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why I put racing stripes on my computer(s).</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 45 reviews, last by FF_EMT32 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Best Foods with Holes</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 15 reviews, last by AnnaBanana 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Three inches in your pocket to be proud of.</title>
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<title>Goodbye, Johnny Ramone</title>
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<title>Of course I know they&#39;re fake. (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 12 reviews, last by Shlongy 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Mostly Ramblings about world domination, and &#39;Tang</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 5 reviews, last by Garet_Jax 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Ninja vs. Samurai</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.85 on 18 reviews, last by Istaros 4 years ago</description>
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<title>How could this go wrong? (SPT)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.86 on 8 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Harmony found in a breakfast sandwich</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 4 reviews, last by Zandy1123 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Non-controversy - The lack of umbrella used in ways other than blocking rain/wind/sun  in movies</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 11 reviews, last by AwesomeJohnson 3 years ago</description>
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<title>A Glimpse Back into Childhood or Movies I saw when my parents finally bought a VCR</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.25 on 6 reviews, last by Zandy1123 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Vending machine outrage.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 14 reviews, last by kitchens_closed 4 years ago</description>
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<title>May - December</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 8 reviews, last by jumpinjellyfish 4 years ago</description>
<author>AwesomeJohnson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2004 14:48:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lady in Red</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 10 reviews, last by bluegoddess 4 years ago</description>
<author>AwesomeJohnson</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2004 14:19:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>the end</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 5 reviews, last by Zandy1123 4 years ago</description>
<author>AwesomeJohnson</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2004 13:58:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>beginning here</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.14 on 11 reviews, last by ess-arr 3 years ago</description>
<author>AwesomeJohnson</author>
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