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[None] RIP Billy Mays   (Rating: 1.55 on 26 reviews, last by JonnyX 125 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2009-06-28 14:02:40 EDT
[None] the French Quarter Cat's Gris-Gris (Part I)   (Rating: 2 on 6 reviews, last by haikumikoo 131 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2009-06-28 02:37:59 EDT
[None] GPFeeding Bottles (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.83 on 29 reviews, last by czwij 137 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2009-06-20 12:47:24 EDT
[None] APW - The Prettier-Looking Webcomics I Look at Sometimes   (Rating: 1.78 on 38 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 185 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2009-04-29 22:25:25 EDT
[None] Breaking My Heart   (Rating: 1.15 on 33 reviews, last by sketch9 219 days ago)
Submitted by Bal-"for the love of god quit whining"-lare (View user info) at 2009-02-08 22:13:13 EST
[Business & Financial] To Someone I Have Wronged and for That I Am Deeply Sorry but I Think Perhaps it is Time to Forgive Me, or Maybe Yourself   (Rating: 1.16 on 17 reviews, last by sketch9 219 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2009-02-07 22:20:54 EST
[None] hello here is something i have written, i do not know if it is any good, but here it is anyway, thank you   (Rating: 0.87 on 29 reviews, last by sir_cowman 131 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2009-02-03 11:32:01 EST
[None] Half-Parted   (Rating: 1.15 on 16 reviews, last by sketch9 219 days ago)
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[None] White Rabbit (Redux)   (Rating: 0.77 on 16 reviews, last by sketch9 219 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2009-01-06 20:29:26 EST
[Romance] God Damnit   (Rating: 1.32 on 69 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 215 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-11-24 13:57:20 EST
[None] Ghola-esque Help Post Friday   (Rating: 0.87 on 56 reviews, last by sketch9 219 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-11-14 12:49:49 EST
[None] GF'08 24H FlashExpo: "Cheap New Bones"   (Rating: 1.4 on 14 reviews, last by sketch9 219 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-09-22 02:31:35 EDT
[None] I've Got Your Fucking Magic Right Here, or what we might like to call What Pretty Things I Bring You Part the Second (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.5 on 30 reviews, last by scourge 271 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-08-27 03:20:54 EDT
[None] Watch Me!   (Rating: 1.45 on 13 reviews, last by Lib 459 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-08-03 21:25:24 EDT
[None] Fuck outside, there's bears out there!   (Rating: 1.64 on 54 reviews, last by RoadSong 322 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-07-17 15:51:55 EDT
[None] No Comment   (Rating: 0.63 on 21 reviews, last by PayMeLater 486 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-07-04 20:06:32 EDT
[None] WLGF: Box   (Rating: 0.89 on 59 reviews, last by TheBrad 494 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-06-27 17:07:22 EDT
[None] A Short, Factual Story About A Spider   (Rating: 1.74 on 35 reviews, last by matnotharry 524 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-05-27 03:09:07 EDT
[Business & Financial] PYS: The Fire in Dr. Kearn   (Rating: 1.75 on 19 reviews, last by Ltap 529 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-05-22 17:06:06 EDT
[Iraq] Cryptozoology and Other Fantastica   (Rating: 1.94 on 52 reviews, last by Chroniclysm 509 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-05-13 17:32:11 EDT
[None] Colleen   (Rating: 1.68 on 26 reviews, last by kaos-king 545 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-05-09 01:19:03 EDT
[None] Uber I Went To Mexico And I Took Some Pictures For You   (Rating: 1.52 on 40 reviews, last by Captain_Ambivalent 548 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-04-25 17:06:12 EDT
[Romance] Uberotica ‘08 - A Brief and Simple How-To Guide: Church   (Rating: 1.86 on 51 reviews, last by ChaosJester 520 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-04-07 16:03:37 EDT
[None] RIP Charlton Heston   (Rating: 1.47 on 20 reviews, last by Cyrus 578 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-04-06 01:16:52 EDT
[Sports] Five Minutes Post But Not Really Because I Went On For Quite A Long Time Sorry: What Happened That One Time I Went Shopping   (Rating: 1.96 on 22 reviews, last by HotWillie 577 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-04-04 15:41:18 EDT
[None] SPT: Talentless hack writer tires of trying to entertain you fucktards and camwhores instead   (Rating: 1.12 on 154 reviews, last by Fey 449 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-03-27 16:03:18 EDT
[Romance] What Pretty Things I Bring You (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.13 on 33 reviews, last by shitfuck 496 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-03-20 14:55:51 EDT
[None] "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or else you would not have come here... "   (Rating: 2 on 12 reviews, last by shitfuck 496 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-03-07 17:53:12 EST
[None] "Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat. "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."   (Rating: 1.84 on 19 reviews, last by HotWillie 577 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-03-06 16:02:28 EST
[None] "But I don't want to go among the mad people," Alice said.   (Rating: 2 on 20 reviews, last by wookie 609 days ago)
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[None] Lab La Re   (Rating: 1.71 on 9 reviews, last by HotWillie 577 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-02-28 20:56:18 EST
[None] Ubertines '08: Queen of Hearts   (Rating: 1.36 on 57 reviews, last by X54 612 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-02-12 22:48:11 EST
[None] The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades is out to Get Us!   (Rating: 1.07 on 27 reviews, last by Arnold_Benedict 636 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-01-20 22:17:23 EST
[None] E-mail Us Your Titties!: Prelude To The Boobs of Uber Volume 4   (Rating: 0.57 on 175 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 546 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2007-12-05 21:49:48 EST
[None] I Can Bearly Handle Men's Bullshit Anymore   (Rating: 1.53 on 63 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 568 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2007-11-21 23:35:08 EST
[None] The Funeral Dinner: Grueberfest '07   (Rating: 1.5 on 20 reviews, last by corn_nugget 690 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2007-10-26 00:24:36 EDT
[None] The Great Red Shifting: Grueberfest '07   (Rating: 2 on 17 reviews, last by corn_nugget 690 days ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2007-10-17 15:37:21 EDT
[None] My Brother's Mansion: Grueberfest '07   (Rating: 1.54 on 13 reviews, last by J_Man 2 years ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2007-10-11 23:04:15 EDT
[None] Last Year's Skeleton: Grueberfest '07   (Rating: 1.96 on 40 reviews, last by supadupapupa 2 years ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2007-10-03 02:09:49 EDT
[None] Pretty Baby   (Rating: 1.67 on 29 reviews, last by Fey 2 years ago)
Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2007-09-10 03:01:25 EDT

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Everything you ever wanted to know about Ballare

User id:18383
Registered on or around: 2005-04-24 23:39:52 EDT
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Look, Marge, I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband, I'm sorry
about the time I tried to make gravy in the bathtub, I'm sorry I used
your wedding dress to wax the car, and I'm sorry -- oh well, let's
just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point.

-- Homer Simpson
Marge on the Lam