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[Dumb Jobs] My grandparents were brilliant.   (Rating: 0.42 on 23 reviews, last by lungfish 2 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2007-10-08 01:34:41 EDT
[None] Whats cooking? The Great Uber Cookbook!   (Rating: 1.43 on 26 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 2 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2006-12-15 08:39:11 EST
[Sports] The Great Uber Cook Book (WITH BOOBS)   (Rating: 1.02 on 30 reviews, last by Beer_bong 2 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2006-12-11 08:43:40 EST
[Business & Financial] Happy Uberversary to me!   (Rating: 1.33 on 29 reviews, last by Blinkish 2 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2006-11-28 09:52:42 EST
[Movies & TV] I stood in line for 5 hours, my nuts are frozen and now I'm going to waste your time by posting nothing but a picture and half ...   (Rating: 0.5 on 53 reviews, last by loki 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2006-11-19 04:09:45 EST
[Humor] Uber Learning Annex. Sandwich 102: Properly using your Salami   (Rating: 1.77 on 12 reviews, last by Blinkish 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2006-11-13 22:13:37 EST
[Humor] I hate classmates.com   (Rating: 1.65 on 29 reviews, last by djhurricane 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2006-09-15 16:59:17 EDT
[None] So.........many...........jokes........   (Rating: -2 on 4 reviews, last by JillTheLass 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2006-03-28 19:54:16 EST
[None] Help a brotha' out.   (Rating: -0.62 on 11 reviews, last by Blinkish 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2006-03-15 01:02:22 EST
[Romance] What love is.   (Rating: 1.75 on 28 reviews, last by ruthless 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2006-02-14 16:41:12 EST
[None] How fucking hard is it to turn on a FUCKING DRYER!   (Rating: 1.5 on 20 reviews, last by Yams 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2006-02-10 09:19:36 EST
[Republicans] Have a problem? Ask Beer_bong! Vol. 1   (Rating: 1.29 on 16 reviews, last by Beer_bong 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2006-01-24 08:24:23 EST
[Iraq] Looking for a slacker? RIGHT HERE!!!   (Rating: 1.36 on 30 reviews, last by Blinkish 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2006-01-23 05:37:30 EST
[None] Have a problem? Ask Beer_bong!   (Rating: 1.42 on 30 reviews, last by chicagogirl 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2006-01-11 09:35:11 EST
[None] You're emo? Congratulations. Now go away.   (Rating: 1.28 on 56 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-12-27 12:43:12 EST
[None] Ubertree 30   (Rating: 1.76 on 14 reviews, last by Nellypaal 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-12-22 12:23:49 EST
[Dumb Jobs] I wonder why my head hurts? (Warning: Nonsensical rambling)   (Rating: 0.42 on 8 reviews, last by Blinkish 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-12-21 11:23:52 EST
[None] Ima get all up in that ass! Goodbye, Rich.   (Rating: 1.2 on 7 reviews, last by shitfuck 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-12-10 19:31:52 EST
[None] Ima get all up in that ass! Goodbye, Rich.   (Rating: 0 on 1 review, last by Fabish 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-12-10 19:30:50 EST
[Dirty Humor] The big list of things you really don't care about, but I'm still posting.   (Rating: 0.82 on 20 reviews, last by KillerCowz 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-12-05 16:08:15 EST
[Sports] My 3 year Uberversary. A day late. Whoops.   (Rating: 1.75 on 17 reviews, last by MyNameIsTim 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-11-29 16:53:59 EST
[None] Teamwars is hereby postponed.   (Rating: 0.8 on 15 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-11-28 20:45:29 EST
[Dirty Humor] I'm out of clean underwear. Send help.   (Rating: 1.48 on 37 reviews, last by Aiya 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-11-23 13:20:05 EST
[None] On Dasher   (Rating: 1.25 on 20 reviews, last by Beer_bong 4 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-11-18 15:02:30 EST
[Humor] The Uber Learning Annex. Sandwich 101: Peanut Butter and Jelly.   (Rating: 1.67 on 43 reviews, last by scourge 4 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-11-16 16:27:21 EST
[None] And now a message from the National Apple Council: "FUCK PEARS"   (Rating: 0.44 on 14 reviews, last by boomslang 4 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-11-14 18:41:30 EST
[Iraq] Everyone on the MVA should change their name to "Beef Dingleberry"   (Rating: 0.29 on 9 reviews, last by williamson 4 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-11-13 16:00:58 EST
[Science & Environmental] Uber is broken because you touch yourself at night.   (Rating: -0.67 on 5 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 4 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-11-13 02:18:51 EST
[None] Ubersite is broken because you touch yourself at night.   (no reviews)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-11-13 02:14:31 EST
[None] If I get a nice warm place to sleep, why doesn't my penis? Thoughts on why I haven't gotten laid in a month and a half and yes ...   (Rating: 0.57 on 8 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-11-11 21:19:08 EST
[None] Don't forget to sign up for TEAMWARS!   (Rating: 1.21 on 59 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-11-09 10:57:03 EST
[None] Beer_bong's review of "Get Rich or Die Trying"   (Rating: 1.43 on 39 reviews, last by Foonbo 4 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-11-08 15:38:45 EST
[None] Its about fucking time we had Teamwars again.   (Rating: 0.57 on 32 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 4 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-11-07 07:20:36 EST
[Libertarians] The epitome of badassery. Or badassness. You get what I'm trying to say.   (Rating: 1.12 on 16 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 4 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-11-04 08:09:06 EST
[None] Lets face it, Ubersite is full of horrible people.   (Rating: 0.63 on 48 reviews, last by Blinkish 4 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-10-12 03:07:45 EDT
[None] Safeway sucks. Fuck Safeway.   (Rating: 1.5 on 16 reviews, last by trent_nz 4 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-10-01 06:56:40 EDT
[None] Fuck you, Nicole Kidman   (Rating: 0.12 on 9 reviews, last by icarus1987 4 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-09-28 00:44:29 EDT
[Romance] You don't belong in college, you belong in a cemetary.   (Rating: 1.78 on 24 reviews, last by mbstateside 4 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-09-21 20:12:04 EDT
[None] Heres what i don't get about this whole hurricane thing.   (Rating: -0.89 on 22 reviews, last by Maddog 4 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-09-18 05:31:28 EDT
[Quotes & Stories] I'm not an atheist, I just don't care. Now go away and give me a lighter.   (Rating: 1.91 on 53 reviews, last by Beer_bong 4 years ago)
Submitted by Beer_bong (View user info) at 2005-09-07 06:52:21 EDT

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User id:324
Registered on or around: 2002-11-28 04:42:11 EST
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