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<title>My grandparents were brilliant.</title>
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<title>Whats cooking? The Great Uber Cookbook!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 26 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 718 days ago</description>
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<title>The Great Uber Cook Book (WITH BOOBS)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.02 on 30 reviews, last by Beer_bong 722 days ago</description>
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<title>Happy Uberversary to me!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 29 reviews, last by Blinkish 729 days ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>I stood in line for 5 hours, my nuts are frozen and now I&#39;m going to waste your time by posting nothing but a picture and half a line of text and I&#39;m going for the longest title evar award. Monkey.</title>
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<title>Uber Learning Annex. Sandwich 102: Properly using your Salami</title>
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<title>I hate classmates.com</title>
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<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>So.........many...........jokes........</title>
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<description>Rating: -2.00 on 4 reviews, last by JillTheLass 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Help a brotha&#39; out.</title>
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<title>What love is.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83988</link>
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<title>How fucking hard is it to turn on a FUCKING DRYER!</title>
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<title>Have a problem? Ask Beer_bong! Vol. 1</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 16 reviews, last by Beer_bong 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Looking for a slacker? RIGHT HERE!!!</title>
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<title>Have a problem? Ask Beer_bong!</title>
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<title>You&#39;re emo? Congratulations. Now go away.</title>
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<title>Ubertree 30</title>
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<title>I wonder why my head hurts? (Warning: Nonsensical rambling)</title>
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<title>Ima get all up in that ass! Goodbye, Rich.</title>
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<title>Ima get all up in that ass! Goodbye, Rich.</title>
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<title>The big list of things you really don&#39;t care about, but I&#39;m still posting.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.82 on 20 reviews, last by KillerCowz 2 years ago</description>
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<title>My 3 year Uberversary. A day late.  Whoops.</title>
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<title>Teamwars is hereby postponed.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.80 on 15 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>I&#39;m out of clean underwear. Send help.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.48 on 37 reviews, last by Aiya 3 years ago</description>
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<title>On Dasher</title>
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<title>The Uber Learning Annex. Sandwich 101: Peanut Butter and Jelly.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 43 reviews, last by scourge 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>And now a message from the National Apple Council: &quot;FUCK PEARS&quot;</title>
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<title>Everyone on the MVA should change their name to &quot;Beef Dingleberry&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.29 on 9 reviews, last by williamson 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 21:00:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber is broken because you touch yourself at night.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.67 on 5 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 07:18:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite is broken because you touch yourself at night.</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2005 07:14:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If I get a nice warm place to sleep, why doesn&#39;t my penis? Thoughts on why I haven&#39;t gotten laid in a month and a half and yes I&#39;m aware this isn&#39;t going to work but I&#39;m bored anywho.</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2005 02:19:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Don&#39;t forget to sign up for TEAMWARS!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.21 on 59 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>Beer_bong&#39;s review of &quot;Get Rich or Die Trying&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 39 reviews, last by Foonbo 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>Its about fucking time we had Teamwars again.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78509</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 32 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>The epitome of badassery. Or badassness. You get what I&#39;m trying to say.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.12 on 16 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>Lets face it, Ubersite is full of horrible people.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.63 on 48 reviews, last by Blinkish 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>Safeway sucks. Fuck Safeway.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 16 reviews, last by trent_nz 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>Fuck you, Nicole Kidman</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.12 on 9 reviews, last by icarus1987 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>You don&#39;t belong in college, you belong in a cemetary.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.78 on 24 reviews, last by mbstateside 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Heres what i don&#39;t get about this whole hurricane thing.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.89 on 22 reviews, last by Maddog 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>I&#39;m not an atheist, I just don&#39;t care. Now go away and give me a lighter.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.91 on 53 reviews, last by Beer_bong 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>By popular demand: 2 ducks raping a small goat.</title>
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<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>Do you wear man panties? Part duex</title>
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<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>Why is the universe fucking with me?</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 19 reviews, last by fallenangel 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>Poker and fake ID&#39;s don&#39;t mix. Unless you&#39;re me.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.84 on 59 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Aug 2005 23:22:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yeah, I bought a Kelly Clarkson CD. NO, I&#39;m not gay!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 15 reviews, last by CRazyTALk 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>Hello fuckers</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.28 on 21 reviews, last by Beer_bong 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>Goodbye, Ubersite, its been real.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.06 on 46 reviews, last by Razor 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2005 23:58:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lonely Blonde seeks luvvin</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.82 on 12 reviews, last by InkyFingers 3 years ago</description>
<author>Badonkabong</author>
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<title>Zoidberg can SUCK IT</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.55 on 20 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 3 years ago</description>
<author>Badonkabong</author>
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<title>I think I had sex with Dick Butkus last night</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 10 reviews, last by MadScientist 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Music listens to us</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.05 on 26 reviews, last by ruthless 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong &lt;sir.beer.bong.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Ammuse me damnit</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54113</link>
<description>Rating: 0.88 on 13 reviews, last by Beer_bong 3 years ago</description>
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<title>18 and life</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.83 on 21 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong &lt;sir.beer.bong.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Dec 2004 02:40:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Well its about fucking time</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 9 reviews, last by Critical_Mass 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Well its about fucking time</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Beer_bong &lt;sir.beer.bong.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2004 10:36:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Just stab me in the eye with salad tongs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52475</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 6 reviews, last by ThatOneGirl 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong &lt;sir.beer.bong.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2004 18:31:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Just stab me in the eye with salad tongs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52473</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 3 reviews, last by Insanethemind 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong &lt;sir.beer.bong.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2004 18:25:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m getting a new car! (POLL)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52238</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 32 reviews, last by gld1320 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong &lt;sir.beer.bong.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>So a baby seal walks into a club...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45590</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 26 reviews, last by blujnbbyqn 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong &lt;sir.beer.bong.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2004 14:32:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Reason</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45486</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 9 reviews, last by Istaros 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong &lt;sir.beer.bong.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2004 14:44:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Want It</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45226</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by youarsoghey 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong &lt;sir.beer.bong.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2004 19:29:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What part of your game is the strongest?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44869</link>
<description>Rating: 0.82 on 18 reviews, last by apollo88 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong &lt;sir.beer.bong.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2004 18:47:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sign My Petition.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44813</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 20 reviews, last by professorfuckface 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong &lt;sir.beer.bong.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>This motherfucker needs a life.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43449</link>
<description>Rating: -0.07 on 16 reviews, last by LiteracyLover 4 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2004 23:30:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My faith the sports has been renewed</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 12 reviews, last by Beer_bong 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>Sweet Jesus, kill me now (I can get a discount)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41927</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 6 reviews, last by southpark 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
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<title>I aways thought there was something funny going on with Ireland</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40969</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 11 reviews, last by MickGinny 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Aug 2004 14:02:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stealing street signs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40961</link>
<description>Rating: -0.75 on 5 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Aug 2004 08:59:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Score!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40762</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 5 reviews, last by cowstastegood 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Aug 2004 17:35:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Can you fix a hymen?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40131</link>
<description>Rating: 0.82 on 22 reviews, last by Insanethemind 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2004 20:31:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Love and pain go together like lamb and tunafish</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39841</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 15 reviews, last by Wuzi 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2004 23:12:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>We&#39;re going to pump, you up!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38764</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 7 reviews, last by Kent_Weirdo 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2004 22:53:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>And you thought the only thing Thailand had was hookers</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36298</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 8 reviews, last by Vermin 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2004 20:18:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why are we still there?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35180</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 9 reviews, last by youarsoghey 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Jun 2004 05:14:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Low Carb burger my ass!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34533</link>
<description>Rating: 0.14 on 9 reviews, last by stacenbass 4 years ago</description>
<author>Turd Ferguson</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2004 21:07:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fucking Prom</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32621</link>
<description>Rating: -1.12 on 20 reviews, last by Bellebrown 4 years ago</description>
<author>Turd Ferguson</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2004 00:22:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fucking Proms</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32620</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 5 reviews, last by Spiral_Abraxis 4 years ago</description>
<author>Turd Ferguson</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 9 May 2004 23:43:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fucking Proms</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32619</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Turd Ferguson</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 9 May 2004 23:43:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Fantasy Baseball update: Week 5</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32114</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 4 years ago</description>
<author>Turd Ferguson</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 May 2004 05:35:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rubby ducky, you&#39;re the one</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31910</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 6 reviews, last by DraconianKing 4 years ago</description>
<author>Turd Ferguson</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 May 2004 18:58:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I don&#39;t care if he fucked the dog.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31572</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 6 reviews, last by dakingisdead 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2004 05:05:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fagasaurus Rex, indeed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30994</link>
<description>Rating: 1.44 on 11 reviews, last by Phinch 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2004 04:27:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Older users, I need help.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30380</link>
<description>Rating: 0.59 on 29 reviews, last by Envenom 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2004 04:06:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Oh I have GOT to try this.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30161</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 11 reviews, last by AlwaysAnEagle 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2004 02:58:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m druynk and bored</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30020</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 17 reviews, last by Kale 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2004 10:58:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A changing of the guard.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29922</link>
<description>Rating: 0.36 on 11 reviews, last by Razor 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2004 00:53:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rustle</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28629</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2004 22:14:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Don&#39;t masturbate when you&#39;re wearing green nail polish</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27886</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 24 reviews, last by Mike00295 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2004 02:44:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The entrepreneurial spirit of Americans</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27108</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by ohlookasquirrel 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 6 Mar 2004 22:10:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Fantasy Baseball</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26996</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 18 reviews, last by Herpes 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Mar 2004 04:11:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This story got me all choked up.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26399</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 8 reviews, last by AnnabelLee 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2004 06:37:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Head + ass - lube = Major League Baseball</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25711</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 5 reviews, last by congo 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2004 00:31:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m becoming increasingly useless.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23554</link>
<description>Rating: 0.81 on 11 reviews, last by ohlookasquirrel 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2004 01:25:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>During this season, remember...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21462</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 13 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2003 05:34:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>During this season, remeber...</title>
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<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2003 05:34:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Days like this are why I love football.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21204</link>
<description>Rating: 0.90 on 12 reviews, last by Loren1 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2003 00:54:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dog help needed.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19687</link>
<description>Rating: 0.59 on 29 reviews, last by K.M 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Dec 2003 03:55:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Maybe its just me...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19465</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 13 reviews, last by Lisa 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2003 07:43:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Call me a hit-whore if you must, but my point has been proven.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19088</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by dakingisdead 5 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2003 03:09:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Adventures of the COCK</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18158</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 11 reviews, last by GrizzlyHunter62 5 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2003 01:44:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>We fat people are a strange breed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18141</link>
<description>Rating: 0.14 on 8 reviews, last by neomage 5 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 9 Nov 2003 20:43:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Suggestion for Bart</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18052</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 8 reviews, last by bart 5 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 Nov 2003 23:24:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Poor Donny</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17495</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 10 reviews, last by Bigmike 5 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2003 23:22:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Declaration of Independence</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17305</link>
<description>Rating: -0.62 on 19 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 4 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2003 05:19:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The ultimate in nerd survival.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17201</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 8 reviews, last by YellowDragon 5 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2003 05:41:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wishful thinking.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16732</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 4 reviews, last by Acarnis 5 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2003 05:05:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Photoshop Opportunity</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16419</link>
<description>Rating: -0.57 on 7 reviews, last by Fleet_Marshall_Badass 5 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2003 08:02:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Is it wrong that I think she&#39;s hot?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16432</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 38 reviews, last by boringwhiteboy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2003 06:42:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Footage of Roy getting Attacked.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.22 on 12 reviews, last by Manfre 5 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2003 04:33:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You&#39;re all wrong</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15868</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 13 reviews, last by Cup_of_Joe 5 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2003 06:38:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You&#39;re all wrong.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15867</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2003 06:34:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You&#39;re all wrong (NWS)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15866</link>
<description>no reviews</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2003 06:31:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>God, we&#39;re idiots.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15847</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 6 reviews, last by seanfogy 5 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2003 18:41:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberfootball Report Week 5</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15520</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 9 reviews, last by Manfre 5 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Oct 2003 02:29:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberfootball report Week4</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14972</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 13 reviews, last by Beer_bong 5 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2003 23:02:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Japanese are not like us III</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14580</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 8 reviews, last by Phinch 5 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2003 18:17:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Get out of here, fat ass!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14798</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 8 reviews, last by PeopleAreStrange 5 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2003 18:35:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I need to vent.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14378</link>
<description>Rating: -0.28 on 9 reviews, last by Insanethemind 5 years ago</description>
<author>Beer_bong</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2003 23:23:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberfootball report: Week 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14064</link>
<description>Rating: 0.22 on 10 reviews, last by Hadooken 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2003 00:12:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Scuttling. The latest trend in sexual positions  (Might Not Be work safe))</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/13873</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 9 reviews, last by Beer_bong 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2003 05:24:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberfootball Results: Week One</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/13669</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 16 reviews, last by Manfre 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2003 06:31:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck them, Fuck them up their stupid asses (Probably Long)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/13503</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 16 reviews, last by wkey 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 7 Sep 2003 06:21:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Goddamn, its hard to figure out names for these dumbass posts.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/13245</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 5 reviews, last by MickGinny 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Sep 2003 07:24:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Whatever you do don&#39;t comment on this post</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/13013</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 19 reviews, last by ess2s2 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2003 05:21:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Men are just a bunch of semen donaters and are worth nothing else</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/12935</link>
<description>Rating: 0.42 on 16 reviews, last by PeopleAreStrange 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2003 01:22:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s back baby, Team wars III signups!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/12730</link>
<description>Rating: 0.79 on 40 reviews, last by Phinch 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2003 10:36:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>God damnit, I want to fucking win something!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/12651</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 5 reviews, last by Chad_Sexington 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2003 08:14:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Do you wear Man-Panties?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/12423</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 54 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2003 12:13:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I just don&#39;t know anymore.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11975</link>
<description>Rating: 0.22 on 25 reviews, last by jwlmar10 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2003 08:12:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Coincidence? Or massive conspiracy?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11753</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 15 reviews, last by Insanethemind 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Aug 2003 23:38:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This post is for Loki and Glam.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11249</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 13 reviews, last by loki 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Aug 2003 22:42:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This post is for Loki and Glam.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11248</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by Phinch 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Aug 2003 22:36:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I can&#39;t deal with the fucking stupid people anymore!!!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11180</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 11 reviews, last by pimpbuster 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Aug 2003 05:07:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Beer, Is there anything it can&#39;t do?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/7571</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 14 reviews, last by ih8u2man 2 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Aug 2003 04:23:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Further proof that women are FUCKING NUTS</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/11084</link>
<description>Rating: -0.12 on 9 reviews, last by loki 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2003 00:19:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuckin A people.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/10615</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 25 reviews, last by nemo 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2003 01:30:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>An homage, to ME.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/10461</link>
<description>Rating: -0.29 on 87 reviews, last by senseiofmattitudev1 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2003 22:40:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>High quality entertainment</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/10005</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 3 reviews, last by yidele 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2003 07:21:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A serious issue.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/9705</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 35 reviews, last by CynicallyCorrect 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Jul 2003 04:00:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>God Bless The Brits (VERY CRUDE)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/9665</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 10 reviews, last by bellauk 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Jul 2003 05:20:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gee WHO THE FUCK COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/9566</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 2 reviews, last by Flapjacksupreme 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2003 23:59:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Makes you wish your ass was on fire.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/9459</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 7 reviews, last by StonedSilly 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2003 22:46:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Holy Sheepshit</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/9380</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 6 reviews, last by ctrl_alt_del 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2003 22:33:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wow, thats a lot of puke. Long.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/9284</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 7 reviews, last by CheesyGoodness 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2003 23:28:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My new Palm Pilot</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/9231</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 5 reviews, last by MickGinny 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2003 06:20:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Meh</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/9164</link>
<description>Rating: 0.31 on 26 reviews, last by Istaros 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2003 05:15:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Optical Illusion</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/9032</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 33 reviews, last by Manfre 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2003 23:14:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The way it is</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/8892</link>
<description>Rating: 1.44 on 14 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2003 03:21:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I can&#39;t beleive that this is the guy who runs the fuckin country</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/8875</link>
<description>Rating: -0.28 on 12 reviews, last by Beer_bong 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2003 04:57:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This is what qualifies as news?!!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/8863</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 11 reviews, last by ANTi 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2003 21:58:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ovaries=Insane</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/8707</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 29 reviews, last by KaRLiSaDruNk 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2003 22:49:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Little joke</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/8283</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 16 reviews, last by loki 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Jun 2003 20:00:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My new job</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/8270</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 6 reviews, last by cea 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Jun 2003 03:47:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dubya&#39;s Sign Shop</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/7990</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 12 reviews, last by Nepa 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2003 19:35:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Reason number 6739 to avoid Florida</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/7931</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 4 reviews, last by SantonioSpur 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2003 21:09:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Little quiz for no apparent reason</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/7801</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 9 reviews, last by EvilZurr 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2003 00:03:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This explains so much</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/7794</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 4 reviews, last by Quartermain 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2003 22:41:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Football (The REAL football)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/7730</link>
<description>Rating: 0.08 on 48 reviews, last by PeopleAreStrange 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2003 22:00:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>True Love</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/7674</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 4 reviews, last by cellar_door 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2003 02:28:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For Tina</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/7626</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 6 reviews, last by Cymensen 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2003 01:58:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>In a perfect world</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/7624</link>
<description>Rating: 0.31 on 18 reviews, last by tartpumper 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2003 21:45:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>God fuckin bless America!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/7508</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 12 reviews, last by Hairsphincter 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2003 20:02:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Shit</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/7390</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 15 reviews, last by Slovin 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2003 04:12:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Heres to PETA</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/7389</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 11 reviews, last by hidden101 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2003 03:57:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Beer Bill of Rights</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/7345</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 3 reviews, last by SarGasm 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2003 23:14:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Me and my big COCK!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/7325</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 3 reviews, last by Aeneas 2 years ago</description>
<author>The Bong  &lt;hey_look_an_elephant.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2003 17:50:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>America&#39;s Best Bitch</title>
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<title>Reflections on last night.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 7 reviews, last by Beer_bong 5 years ago</description>
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<title>Caution: The following post is very immature</title>
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<title>Quotes</title>
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<title>Other Languages</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 2 reviews, last by beer-turtle 5 years ago</description>
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<title>Tribute to the greatest......</title>
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<title>Saturday Night Live Kicks Ass</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 17 reviews, last by Siren 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Candlelight vigils</title>
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<title>What the hell</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.05 on 19 reviews, last by MickGinny 5 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jan 2003 08:01:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I hate women</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.09 on 19 reviews, last by Oleannder 2 years ago</description>
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