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<title>My generous offer:</title>
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<title>The new El Nino:</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.50 on 21 reviews, last by Snark 2 years ago</description>
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<title>When you&#39;re eating your Christmas dinner, remember:</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.40 on 11 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 19:43:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Cold</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.20 on 5 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 6 Dec 2006 08:47:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The N-word, warm Decembers, and Liberals</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96543</link>
<description>Rating: -0.22 on 9 reviews, last by ICO 2 years ago</description>
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<title>A dream I had last night...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.25 on 8 reviews, last by TheUniter 3 years ago</description>
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<title>The Mexicans finally finished my guitar!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.27 on 27 reviews, last by Bizdorph 3 years ago</description>
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<title>The argument for forced sterilization:</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.95 on 13 reviews, last by Bizdorph 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Attn: All white upper-class citizens of the western world</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.45 on 12 reviews, last by badassmofo 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Betting on relationships: a discussion.</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.05 on 12 reviews, last by Bizdorph 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 12:02:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How not to run a business: the Fender solution.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.67 on 29 reviews, last by Bizdorph 3 years ago</description>
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<title>A Chemistry Lesson for Steven Harper</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.32 on 26 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Zaccarias Moussaoui:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87533</link>
<description>Rating: 0.16 on 14 reviews, last by Chroniclysm 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Learn to Love the Lies</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.00 on 6 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Television is the most depressing invention ever.</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.53 on 17 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 4 Apr 2006 12:35:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck St. Patrick&#39;s Day</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.57 on 41 reviews, last by Bizdorph 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;nickuhlig.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2006 22:14:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberpoll - Lent</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.71 on 25 reviews, last by ozzy 3 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 9 Mar 2006 15:24:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Convenience is killing us.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.18 on 23 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Bon Jovi: Professional Assclowns</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.07 on 17 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
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<title>I fear for Canada.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 27 reviews, last by Susie_Derkins 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Take three of these and shut up:</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.38 on 9 reviews, last by freebie 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Winter</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.10 on 12 reviews, last by Unbound 3 years ago</description>
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<title>A Piece of Advice</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 16 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 16:41:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>King of the Mountain</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.12 on 9 reviews, last by ThineJericho 4 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2005 01:53:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>...Before a Fall</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 14 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 4 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2005 14:17:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Civil War of Los Angeles</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 6 reviews, last by Bornloser 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;nickuhlig.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 20:24:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>At the Beach</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 17 reviews, last by absolutes 4 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 2 Jun 2005 18:07:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Photo Exhibition</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 23 reviews, last by Rads_wife 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Pullitzer Prize = Fucking Garbage</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.20 on 12 reviews, last by Rads_wife 4 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2005 17:16:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Short Story: Remember</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 11 reviews, last by Rads_wife 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;nickuhlig.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2005 17:26:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Interview with Metallica</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66984</link>
<description>Rating: -1.31 on 17 reviews, last by Rads_wife 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;nickuhlig.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2005 16:37:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My toilet attacked me OR Counterposing civilization with taking a shit</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66038</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 14 reviews, last by Rads_wife 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;nickuhlig.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2005 16:29:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Book Review: The Last Five Books I Have Read</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65849</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 17 reviews, last by Bizdorph 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;nickuhlig.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 May 2005 13:28:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Code of Conduct for Grocery Stores</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65472</link>
<description>Rating: 0.26 on 23 reviews, last by QueenAshlee 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;nickuhlig.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 May 2005 11:04:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Think you&#39;re helping tsunami victims?  Think again.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65169</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 7 reviews, last by mikethescottish 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;nickuhlig.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 17:22:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Think of the Children!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64766</link>
<description>Rating: -0.54 on 17 reviews, last by TheSpook 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;nickuhlig.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 17:40:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dissing Canada?  10 Things You Ought to Know.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63576</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 180 reviews, last by Bizdorph 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;nickuhlig.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Apr 2005 20:15:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What Are You Afraid Of?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63195</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 32 reviews, last by Socialist_Joe 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;nickuhlig.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Media Influence</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61116</link>
<description>Rating: 1.44 on 28 reviews, last by carolrichards 4 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 3 Mar 2005 16:45:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tuesdays Fucking Suck</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60910</link>
<description>Rating: 0.45 on 12 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 1 Mar 2005 15:43:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>New G-Mail Invites</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60831</link>
<description>Rating: -0.63 on 22 reviews, last by MisterMojoRisin 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;nickuhlig.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2005 17:16:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Want kids?  Think again.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60736</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 14 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2005 10:40:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Masochism OR My greatest literary quest</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60411</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 6 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2005 18:10:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Rules of Sport</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 9 reviews, last by Progr3ss 2 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2005 18:50:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Accidentally Ruined Classical Gas&#39; Shit</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 19 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2005 17:45:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Things You Should Know By Now (final)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58416</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 38 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Things You Should Know By Now</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.43 on 13 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Things You Should Know By Now</title>
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<description>Rating: -2.00 on 2 reviews, last by Bizdorph 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Movie Review: &quot;Alexander&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58040</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 14 reviews, last by Fleury75 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jan 2005 15:27:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Boy For Sale:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57468</link>
<description>Rating: 0.35 on 30 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2005 16:43:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Diary of an Assassin - Part Five</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56217</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 14 reviews, last by bush_for_god 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 Jan 2005 17:24:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Canada Has Become a Nation At Last!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56140</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 16 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Jan 2005 16:51:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lobo vs. George W. Bush</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55837</link>
<description>Rating: 0.81 on 21 reviews, last by UlfGabe 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Jan 2005 20:08:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ethnic Minority Problem?  Here&#39;s Your Solution!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55782</link>
<description>Rating: 0.70 on 12 reviews, last by Bizdorph 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Jan 2005 19:59:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For Americans:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55700</link>
<description>Rating: 0.54 on 30 reviews, last by UlfGabe 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 2 Jan 2005 16:47:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The New Years Debacle</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by UlfGabe 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Jan 2005 13:24:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Childhood Dreams that Never Work In Real Life</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55471</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 28 reviews, last by FatTony 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2004 17:11:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Soundtrack</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.40 on 10 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2004 19:27:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Time Magazine is a Pile of Shit</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.38 on 25 reviews, last by toucan_sam 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2004 19:22:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to Beat the System</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54575</link>
<description>Rating: 0.29 on 11 reviews, last by Bizdorph 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2004 17:16:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54499</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 35 reviews, last by hairjr 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2004 18:08:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Excuses for Sucking at Life</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54118</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 17 reviews, last by Bizdorph 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Dec 2004 13:44:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Girls In High School</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53882</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 19 reviews, last by JSultan 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Dec 2004 16:12:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Iraq: I Give Up</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52834</link>
<description>Rating: -0.24 on 24 reviews, last by kai070169 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 Nov 2004 10:55:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Diary of an Assassin - Part Four</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52736</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 6 reviews, last by thecaes 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2004 21:05:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Absinthe (+camwhore)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52260</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 26 reviews, last by WillZone 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Nov 2004 13:09:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubercontest: Song Lyrics</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51883</link>
<description>Rating: 0.70 on 66 reviews, last by Bizdorph 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2004 12:04:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Diary of an Assassin - Part Three</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51700</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 10 reviews, last by thecaes 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2004 20:49:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Diary of an Assassin: Part Two</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50972</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 10 reviews, last by TimeCop 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Nov 2004 20:38:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tonight Is No Ordinary Night</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50778</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 4 reviews, last by Bizdorph 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 6 Nov 2004 12:41:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Diary of an Assassin: Part 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50613</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 18 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Nov 2004 18:10:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why It Doesn&#39;t Matter Who Won</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50520</link>
<description>Rating: -1.33 on 16 reviews, last by Fish3000 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Nov 2004 18:25:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What Makes Us Human</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49724</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 17 reviews, last by Bizdorph 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2004 16:06:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Click Here to Be Offended</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49494</link>
<description>Rating: 0.06 on 26 reviews, last by Bizdorph 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2004 09:35:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Picture of My Penis</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49438</link>
<description>Rating: -0.07 on 38 reviews, last by CookieLass 4 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2004 18:51:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Camwhore to the Max</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49339</link>
<description>Rating: 0.07 on 32 reviews, last by UlfGabe 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2004 15:43:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>About Equal Opportunity</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49207</link>
<description>Rating: -0.57 on 13 reviews, last by will72 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2004 13:38:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thanksgiving Day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48521</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 4 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2004 15:35:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Metro Cars and Magazines</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47366</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 7 reviews, last by corn_nugget 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Oct 2004 16:19:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Solution to Pollution</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47000</link>
<description>Rating: -0.32 on 29 reviews, last by triple_optics 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Oct 2004 19:32:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Morning Addiction</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46155</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 14 reviews, last by Bizdorph 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Sep 2004 17:37:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Difference Between Republicans and Democrats</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46025</link>
<description>Rating: -0.07 on 18 reviews, last by Bizdorph 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2004 16:26:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Second-Rate Thieves</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45492</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 3 reviews, last by UlfGabe 5 years ago</description>
<author>The Nick &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2004 16:44:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Child-Proof the World</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45379</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 13 reviews, last by Phate 4 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Sep 2004 07:57:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Players and Whores</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45192</link>
<description>Rating: -0.43 on 8 reviews, last by MickGinny 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2004 15:04:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who Likes Fetish?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44868</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 52 reviews, last by OneCheapGeek 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2004 18:39:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Name</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44338</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 7 reviews, last by UlfGabe 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Sep 2004 15:56:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Make Up of a Break Down</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44155</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 8 reviews, last by UlfGabe 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Sep 2004 16:30:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite = Soviet Empire</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44091</link>
<description>Rating: -0.68 on 22 reviews, last by Bizdorph 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 5 Sep 2004 17:50:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am in Prague Right Now.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43141</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 8 reviews, last by PeopleAreStrange 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2004 17:04:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Grow a Pair and Educate Your Kids</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42070</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 23 reviews, last by Bizdorph 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2004 04:03:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>So Long, North America!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41913</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 15 reviews, last by Bizdorph 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2004 02:11:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Reason AVP Rules So Hard</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41755</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 10 reviews, last by tictactoe 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2004 15:38:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Now I, Too am a Camwhore!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41687</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 15 reviews, last by Bizdorph 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2004 17:45:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Kabbalah&quot; and other things whose chests I want to take a shit on</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40981</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 14 reviews, last by Bizdorph 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Aug 2004 18:23:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberpoll: Screenplay Advice</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40423</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 11 reviews, last by dukkha 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Aug 2004 00:26:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Is that a 39 on your arm? No, it&#39;s the Tibetan symbol for &quot;Om&quot;.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40259</link>
<description>Rating: -0.62 on 10 reviews, last by shitfuck 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Aug 2004 18:24:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Is that a 39 on your arm? No, it&#39;s the Tibertan symbol for &quot;Om&quot;.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40258</link>
<description>Rating: -1.25 on 8 reviews, last by Hairsphincter 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Aug 2004 18:24:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck Thursdays....SPF 15!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40149</link>
<description>Rating: -0.80 on 5 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 5 years ago</description>
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<title>Holy Shit! I Thought America Was a Two-Party System!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39933</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 24 reviews, last by Oscar 4 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2004 14:52:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Whew! Good thing Hendrix picked that damn Pepsi!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39429</link>
<description>Rating: 0.28 on 29 reviews, last by LSD420 3 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2004 23:33:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Creating A Country</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39192</link>
<description>Rating: -0.36 on 20 reviews, last by shitfuck 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2004 20:46:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Surgery and Aftermath</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38975</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 3 reviews, last by Phate 4 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2004 12:11:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Movie</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38757</link>
<description>Rating: -0.67 on 4 reviews, last by Bizdorph 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2004 20:37:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Spiteful? ME?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38497</link>
<description>Rating: -0.38 on 9 reviews, last by reallybored 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2004 17:17:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>PMJ: The Horror Behind the Mask</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38419</link>
<description>Rating: -1.09 on 17 reviews, last by NavyJester 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2004 22:43:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Eat American Babies</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38394</link>
<description>Rating: -1.30 on 13 reviews, last by shark25 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2004 18:13:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Self Help #1: Suicide for Dummies</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38329</link>
<description>Rating: -1.85 on 20 reviews, last by disAbled 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2004 23:49:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Attention Students of Waterloo</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38221</link>
<description>Rating: -1.70 on 26 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2004 18:52:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Great Way to Reduce the Provincial Defecit</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38121</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 11 reviews, last by transhuman 4 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2004 15:45:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Inconvenience Theorem</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38091</link>
<description>Rating: -1.33 on 6 reviews, last by Creepy_guy 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2004 23:39:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to Make an Awesome Sandwich (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37977</link>
<description>Rating: 0.17 on 7 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Jul 2004 16:49:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why Christians hate same-sex marriage: THE TRUTH REVEALED</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37906</link>
<description>Rating: -0.41 on 38 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Jul 2004 23:52:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Park Benches and Guiness</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37516</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 9 reviews, last by Chronicles_of_College_Guy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Jul 2004 02:01:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>New taxes and why the real problem will never be recognized</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37492</link>
<description>Rating: -1.67 on 3 reviews, last by koreanboi2030 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 Jul 2004 16:57:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What would love be?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37232</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 15 reviews, last by busy 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Jul 2004 14:22:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>China sets a good example</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37132</link>
<description>Rating: -1.18 on 27 reviews, last by fluff 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2004 15:05:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Part Two: The Square</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37028</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 2 reviews, last by kitchens_closed 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2004 15:41:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Part One: Prison/Shelter</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36495</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 5 reviews, last by FilthyAssistant 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2004 18:18:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Clinton 4 Prez</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36340</link>
<description>Rating: -1.15 on 14 reviews, last by eryka_voss 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2004 12:22:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ernest Hemingway and Dracula</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36296</link>
<description>Rating: -1.60 on 16 reviews, last by fluff 5 years ago</description>
<author>Nick  Uhlig &lt;bizdorph.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2004 19:40:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2004 13:28:52 -0000</pubDate>
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