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<title>Pro Football Talk is an Insult to Pro Football Fans</title>
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<title>Lovie Smith and Tony Dungy should be congratulated for being excellent football coaches, not black football coaches.</title>
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<title>African-American: Legitimate Color Description or PC Hogwash?</title>
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<title>Andrea Yates is a Hero</title>
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<title>Happy Birthday Apollo!!!</title>
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<title>Random Nonsense</title>
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<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
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<title>Movie Trivia Post Friday - Part 1</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.31 on 42 reviews, last by sicosemen 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
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<title>Greyhound&#39;s Newest Ad Campaign</title>
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<title>Hooper X Presents - BET Is Hurting Black People</title>
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<title>L.O.T.R. GIF File</title>
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<title>The Cincinnati Bengals</title>
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<title>Bored Employees = E-Mail Silliness</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.05 on 78 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Random Thoughts on a Wednesday</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.96 on 51 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:51:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>So, what are you doing for the holidays?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81452</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 39 reviews, last by thorpe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2005 15:19:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Uber Menorah</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81376</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 44 reviews, last by scourge 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 15:36:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Andy Samberg is a Genius - plus link to video</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81256</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 27 reviews, last by kimberly 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2005 18:43:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Greatest Country on Earth. SPT.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81045</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 40 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 18:45:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Oh no, Tom went to an art museum...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81014</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 20 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 03:12:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Caption Contest XIV</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80673</link>
<description>Rating: 0.98 on 60 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Dec 2005 18:42:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MASTERS OF THE UBERVERSE - Casting</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80440</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 163 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Dec 2005 16:41:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Go Navy!! Beat Army!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80304</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 29 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Dec 2005 21:47:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Someone shit on the coats!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79732</link>
<description>Rating: 0.10 on 45 reviews, last by WillZone 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Nov 2005 17:46:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hey Yankees, Who&#39;s Your Daddy Now?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79662</link>
<description>Rating: 0.88 on 38 reviews, last by Razor 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2005 19:07:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>OHIO STATE vs. MICHIGAN</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79387</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 49 reviews, last by Envenom 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 16:41:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m Sorry Greeting Cards: When An Apology Just Isn&#39;t Enough</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79275</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 89 reviews, last by Ltap 706 days ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2005 17:59:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m Sorry Greeting Cards: When An Apology Just Isn&#39;t Enough.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79274</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 3 reviews, last by Cryslynn1 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
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<title>I drive a Jeep. You drive a Jeep. This is where our connection ends. Stop waving.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79210</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 64 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2005 19:30:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Would you like a carrot to shove up your ass?&quot; and other funny things the retarded bagboy at the supermarket said to me today.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78978</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by TheSpook 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 21:20:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jamie Hill&#39;s Band OWNS the whole world</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78753</link>
<description>Rating: 0.15 on 19 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 21:01:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jamie Hill&#39;s Band Owns Ubersite</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78752</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 13 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 20:58:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Band OWNS Ubersite!!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78751</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by Hookerboots 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 20:56:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT and 269th post</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78683</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 14 reviews, last by Shlongy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 13:30:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>LeBron James: God Among Men</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78579</link>
<description>Rating: 0.47 on 48 reviews, last by JulsInsane 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Nov 2005 14:47:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>LeBron James: God Among Men</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78577</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 5 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Nov 2005 14:43:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cultural Fads Such as Hip-Hop Have No Place in the Media</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78400</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 49 reviews, last by G-prime 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Nov 2005 14:08:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Beverly Hills, 90210 invades the online Michael Jackson petition.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78310</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 10 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Nov 2005 15:06:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Newest Burger King Commercial (or at least it should be):</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78191</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 14 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Nov 2005 02:48:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>400,000 hits......thank you, Uber.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78067</link>
<description>Rating: 1.05 on 32 reviews, last by Shlongy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 14:34:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This one&#39;s for Donkey Lips. (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77869</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 8 reviews, last by rayrayshanaynay 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 14:41:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jury Duty: Fulfilling My Civic Responsibilities</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77648</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 23 reviews, last by Confuzitron 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:59:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Home Sweet Home (Riots in the streets of Toledo....)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77133</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 25 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2005 22:18:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Greatest Vacation Ever? Possibly.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76912</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 24 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2005 15:07:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Typical Night For a Teenage Male (Possibly NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76221</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 39 reviews, last by sg11588 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 18:10:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bart is missing, and you may be able to help Ma and Pa Cilfone find him.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76200</link>
<description>Rating: 1.99 on 39 reviews, last by ooQueso 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 13:44:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Anything unexplainable ever happen to you? (or: Let&#39;s trade ghost stories for a few hours.)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76113</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 85 reviews, last by JSultan 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2005 14:14:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber-Survey (Random Questions Asked of YOU, the Average Uber Poster)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76066</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 70 reviews, last by coley 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2005 19:53:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Letter to the Chicago Bears.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75853</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 32 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2005 03:11:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stupid Things I&#39;ve Said to My Mother</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75509</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 34 reviews, last by Whiplash 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2005 13:11:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Random Thoughts - Vol. 6,429</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75447</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 15 reviews, last by nyxmar 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2005 15:30:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>One point? One lousy point? COME ON!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75038</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 22 reviews, last by nyxmar 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2005 12:52:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>President Bush Declares War on God, France Objects</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74970</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 39 reviews, last by BadAssJulie 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2005 13:52:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ohio State vs. Texas - A Game Preview</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74837</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 27 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Sep 2005 14:58:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ATTN: Texas Longhorn Fans. Click Here You Bastards.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74644</link>
<description>Rating: 1.15 on 25 reviews, last by Shlongy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Sep 2005 17:11:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s time for college football!!! Let&#39;s Go Bucks!! (reference post)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74442</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 46 reviews, last by williamson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Sep 2005 14:45:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Alright, who&#39;s been fucking around with Wikipedia? - The Uber Edition</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74330</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 27 reviews, last by Calios 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Sep 2005 14:57:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Alright, who&#39;s been fucking around with Wikipedia?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74189</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 33 reviews, last by Spam 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2005 18:24:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Poll: Is ESPN better or worse now than it was five years ago?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73900</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 43 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2005 16:12:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fun With Real E-Mail - The Encore + A Picture of My Desk</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73819</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 109 reviews, last by czwij 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2005 13:52:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pics from the Red Sox/Tigers Game - slightly NSFW due to picture of streaker.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73748</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 18 reviews, last by bob 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2005 14:53:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>That Dane Cook is a Silly Bitch.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73664</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 40 reviews, last by leilani 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2005 14:33:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Welcome to the New Sox. Same as the Old Sox.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73448</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 29 reviews, last by BongZilla 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2005 18:15:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Come on, clock!! (More Random Thoughts)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73205</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 59 reviews, last by Thanatos 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2005 15:36:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It begins tonight.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73075</link>
<description>Rating: 0.68 on 35 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2005 17:20:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You're not Lance Armstrong. Take the cycling jersey off.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72717</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 46 reviews, last by Spooner 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Aug 2005 15:23:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Oh My God. What did I Just Eat?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72555</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 61 reviews, last by apollo88 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Aug 2005 14:51:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shlongy&#39;s band had a member they didn&#39;t talk about...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72336</link>
<description>Rating: 1.59 on 45 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Aug 2005 23:39:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>White Hot</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72284</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 2 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Aug 2005 15:19:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why I Want to be a Professional Baseball Player</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72174</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 40 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Aug 2005 14:15:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Attention menstruating women: I can smell you .</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72089</link>
<description>Rating: 1.24 on 11 reviews, last by PokeyPecker 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2005 01:06:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite Childhood Directory? Shouldn&#39;t they be directing us?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71958</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 34 reviews, last by zakalwe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2005 19:43:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom Sorrell&#39;s Review of &quot;Over There&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71928</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 17 reviews, last by loki 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2005 16:00:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom Sorrell</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71927</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 17 reviews, last by Method 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2005 15:59:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Guess who just got his tickets...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71643</link>
<description>Rating: 0.98 on 57 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2005 18:38:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Assassination of Richard Nixon</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71583</link>
<description>Rating: 1.91 on 16 reviews, last by wookie 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2005 03:42:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Worn All the Edges Away</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71558</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by FunnyAsCancer 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2005 22:36:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You People are Idiots.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71442</link>
<description>Rating: 1.39 on 28 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2005 18:50:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Forfeit Posts are Up. GO READ THEM.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71237</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 41 reviews, last by Fabish 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2005 13:49:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I gave Method my heart and all I got in return was a burning sensation when I pee.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70939</link>
<description>Rating: -1.17 on 18 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2005 02:10:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I pranked him to death with a tire iron!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70881</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 22 reviews, last by Shaun_Rocks 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2005 04:41:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Time!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70825</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by FunnyAsCancer 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2005 03:34:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>London was bombed this morning. How long until we hear...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70124</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 42 reviews, last by Axolotl 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jul 2005 13:34:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What the fuck?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/70042</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 45 reviews, last by Spooner 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Jul 2005 15:20:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UBER POLL - Top Saturday Night Live Sketches of the Past Ten Years</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69985</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 55 reviews, last by PeanutButterJellyTime 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Jul 2005 19:00:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Attention Uber: I Am the +Twokie Monster! ARGH!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69766</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 39 reviews, last by UrbaneMischief 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Jul 2005 13:13:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Combining Popular Movies to Make One Ridiculous Scene, Part 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69703</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 50 reviews, last by zakalwe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 18:25:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Road House: A True American Classic</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69666</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 20 reviews, last by goose 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 12:45:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Our Own Bart Bart Cilfone Was in the Movie Clerks! Photographic Proof Inside!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69579</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 24 reviews, last by randomhero83 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2005 16:01:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom Sorrell&#39;s Moving Weekend - A Story in Pictures</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69503</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 66 reviews, last by forthewin 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2005 16:11:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Oh those silly New York Yankees!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69251</link>
<description>Rating: 0.21 on 51 reviews, last by Natsukau 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 15:23:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nine things I like.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69181</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 59 reviews, last by XII 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2005 18:45:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Father:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68915</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 27 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2005 13:16:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(SPT) Oh, it&#39;s a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows, and wheels. It looks like a big Tylenol.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68666</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 21 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2005 14:57:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>VOLCANOES: Nature&#39;s Menace (A Work of Satire))</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68608</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 28 reviews, last by Spooner 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2005 18:50:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What is wrong with you idiots?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68488</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 80 reviews, last by doctorj24 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2005 12:55:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Honest to God Camwhore.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68232</link>
<description>Rating: 1.51 on 51 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2005 12:45:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT - A camwhore actually DEMANDED by Caulaincourt</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68121</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 14 reviews, last by Crystle 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Jun 2005 13:04:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Custom &quot;Owned&quot; Montage (SFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67991</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 38 reviews, last by hafguitarist6767 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Jun 2005 23:32:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Is there a pink line?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67878</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 30 reviews, last by missflibble 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Jun 2005 15:43:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>South Park Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Paintshop</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67734</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 26 reviews, last by XII 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Jun 2005 18:45:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>South Park Picture Bandwagon: My Likeness</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67703</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 23 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Jun 2005 13:48:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shlongy caught on camera while posting a scathing review at Ubersite</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67612</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 40 reviews, last by HZRD 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Jun 2005 17:28:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubercaption on SPT</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67597</link>
<description>Rating: 1.24 on 19 reviews, last by badassmofo 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Jun 2005 15:08:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why Can&#39;t These Hoodrats Teach Their Children How to Speak?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67499</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 33 reviews, last by paxlaurien 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Jun 2005 14:37:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Message to the Members of the Graduating Class of 2005</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67440</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 72 reviews, last by jack0173 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2005 17:56:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Spooner is a goddamn liar.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67258</link>
<description>Rating: -0.27 on 47 reviews, last by ThineJericho 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2005 12:22:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT - The Greatest Photo of All Time?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67154</link>
<description>Rating: 0.86 on 21 reviews, last by Captain_Cool 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 14:03:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom Cruise rapes Oprah Winfrey on live television! Exclusive screen caps inside! SFW!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67122</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 73 reviews, last by Stabkill 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 02:46:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ugly Face of Islamic Terrorism</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66994</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 25 reviews, last by highersound 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2005 18:06:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A picture of my new vehicle:</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 31 reviews, last by clumeister 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2005 15:01:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Behold: The Mortal Enemy of the Emu and Llama</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66672</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 8 reviews, last by Sofa_Ace 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 20:55:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shlongy Shows up to UberCon Toledo (PIC INCLUDED!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66651</link>
<description>Rating: 1.06 on 25 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 18:04:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&#220;bersite: Celebrating Segregation Since November 11, 1999</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66470</link>
<description>Rating: 0.59 on 21 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 4 years ago</description>
<author>Black Panther Ray</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2005 17:45:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Caption Fun (or: Eat me Habeeb)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66380</link>
<description>Rating: 0.99 on 46 reviews, last by potatomanjack 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2005 15:28:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Caption Contest</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66246</link>
<description>Rating: 1.13 on 92 reviews, last by snagglepuss 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2005 18:28:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Our Receptionist is the Devil</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66165</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 46 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2005 18:37:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You&#39;re a Good Man, Bart Cilfone - An Ubersite Musical - Scene Six</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66031</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 26 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2005 15:40:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You&#39;re a Good Man, Bart Cilfone - An Ubersite Muscial - Scenes Four and Five</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65955</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 22 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 May 2005 17:58:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You&#39;re a Good Man, Bart Cilfone - An Ubersite Muscial - Scenes Two and Three</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65780</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 39 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 May 2005 13:43:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You&#39;re a Good Man, Bart Cilfone - An Ubersite Musical</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65707</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 50 reviews, last by bart 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 May 2005 14:05:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>There is an Angry Chinaman Living in My Closet</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65567</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 49 reviews, last by Confuzitron 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 May 2005 16:16:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom Allows a Friend to Voice his Thoughts on Ubersite</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65326</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 44 reviews, last by howto 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2005 13:50:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Awesomeness of Randomness on a Thursday Afternoon - Part 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65268</link>
<description>Rating: 1.44 on 20 reviews, last by Shlongy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2005 18:36:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Attack of the Exploding Tarts</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65176</link>
<description>Rating: 0.81 on 23 reviews, last by UrbaneMischief 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2005 17:45:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Running Diary of the 2005 NFL Draft</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64949</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 41 reviews, last by Confuzitron 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2005 21:21:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Movie Post Friday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64828</link>
<description>Rating: 1.15 on 16 reviews, last by funk_boy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 15:22:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Awesomeness of Randomness on a Thursday Afternoon</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64772</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 54 reviews, last by m0ke34 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 18:25:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thanks to the Discovery Channel, My Wife and I Have Moved Into an Underground Bunker</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64481</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 51 reviews, last by chronic_one 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 13:56:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Advice for My Son</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64386</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 22 reviews, last by jumpinjellyfish 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2005 00:35:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Finally! It&#39;s up and running! WOO!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64217</link>
<description>Rating: 0.34 on 47 reviews, last by Maddog 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2005 17:10:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UBERSITE: I need your opinion on something.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64165</link>
<description>Rating: 0.13 on 58 reviews, last by missflibble 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 22:57:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Things like this are what happen when you&#39;re bored at work without internet access:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63999</link>
<description>Rating: 1.59 on 22 reviews, last by Crystle 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2005 19:01:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom Sorrell&#39;s desktop</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63921</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 18 reviews, last by rdn4 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Apr 2005 23:34:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Biggest Pet Peeve</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63865</link>
<description>Rating: -0.03 on 20 reviews, last by DerivableZero 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Apr 2005 23:55:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bart&#39;s Absence From Ubersite Revealed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63765</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 24 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Apr 2005 22:51:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Believe - The Sports Edition</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63746</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 33 reviews, last by AsshOly 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Apr 2005 18:58:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fun With Real E-Mail, Part 10 - The Finale</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63631</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 63 reviews, last by experima 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Apr 2005 13:21:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I need some help from you web-saavy people</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63175</link>
<description>Rating: 0.16 on 40 reviews, last by Silk 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Apr 2005 15:41:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Was Accosted by a Seven-Foot Demon in My Apartment Last Night</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63009</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 56 reviews, last by pushedbyboredom 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2005 14:31:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>First Annual Uber March Madness Contest - Results as of 3/28/05</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62876</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 16 reviews, last by Hollyweird 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 18:30:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another Navy Story</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62557</link>
<description>Rating: 1.78 on 21 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2005 19:35:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tuesday Musings</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62448</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 33 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2005 16:45:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thank you for the ticket, Mister Officer.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62208</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 35 reviews, last by Chinaski 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2005 15:19:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>First Annual Uber-March Madness Pick &#39;Em (THE SWEET SIXTEEN PICKS)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62145</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 16 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2005 17:20:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>First Annual Uber-March Madness Pick &#39;Em</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61957</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 43 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2005 15:01:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>50 Cent Hit Me in the Face With a Chicken Bone</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61734</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 59 reviews, last by spontaneous 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 17:10:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fun With Real E-Mail, Part 9</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61658</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 180 reviews, last by experima 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2005 16:17:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Random Thought Wednesday - 3/9/05</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61571</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 39 reviews, last by colinw 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Mar 2005 16:33:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Random Thoughts - 3/3/05</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61131</link>
<description>Rating: 1.54 on 41 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Mar 2005 19:14:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Maurice Clarett - I Believe in You</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61081</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 81 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Mar 2005 03:34:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shlongy Leaves Ubersite - Kind of</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61016</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 26 reviews, last by screamfeeder 4 years ago</description>
<author>Anti-Shlongy</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Mar 2005 14:36:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom Sorrell&#39;s Review of Blown Away</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60939</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 33 reviews, last by CaptainAmik 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Mar 2005 19:36:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>New Kids on the Block&#39;s Desperate Attempt at a Comeback</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60872</link>
<description>Rating: 0.70 on 41 reviews, last by SiskelandFatboy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Mar 2005 01:09:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s time for things to change.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60853</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 45 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2005 20:31:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I hate you. Fuck you. Leave me alone.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60811</link>
<description>Rating: 1.51 on 53 reviews, last by Katastrofadark 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2005 14:37:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fun With Real Bible Stories, Part 2 (Doubting Thomas)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60611</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 34 reviews, last by zelda780 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2005 15:54:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fun With Real Bible Stories, Part 1 (Noah&#39;s Ark)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60508</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 37 reviews, last by HZRD 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2005 16:53:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fun With Real Bible Stories, Part 1 (Noah&#39;s Ark)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60506</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 5 reviews, last by apollo88 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2005 16:46:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fun With Real Bible Stories, Part 1 (Noah&#39;s Ark)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60505</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by howto 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2005 16:45:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Don&#39;t Ever Question my Math Skills.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60386</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 51 reviews, last by Val 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2005 15:33:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom Sorrell&#39;s Spoiler-Free Review of the Movie SAW</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60312</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 67 reviews, last by Kent_Weirdo 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2005 19:17:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cam Whore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60253</link>
<description>Rating: 1.26 on 33 reviews, last by UrbaneMischief 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2005 03:48:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fun With Real E-Mail, Part 8</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59986</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 90 reviews, last by sadie73 706 days ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2005 17:04:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>There comes a time in every man&#39;s life:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59913</link>
<description>Rating: 0.74 on 44 reviews, last by nrduncan 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2005 21:21:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;I&#39;m sweating like a slave&quot; is not something you should say around black people. (Featuring Brian!!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59700</link>
<description>Rating: 1.51 on 67 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2005 20:46:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fun With Real E-Mail, Part 7 (Now with more Brian!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59553</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 129 reviews, last by experima 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2005 17:16:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Buncha Savages in this Town</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59357</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 45 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2005 19:33:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When you come to our party, PLEASE don&#39;t pass out on our kitchen table.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59283</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 37 reviews, last by lessthanfour 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2005 01:50:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Random Thought Wednesday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59120</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 28 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Feb 2005 16:46:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fun With Real E-Mail, Part 6</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59038</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 77 reviews, last by experima 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Feb 2005 18:04:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Let&#39;s make this clear: I am in no way associated with Tom DeLonge or Blink 182.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/59005</link>
<description>Rating: 1.32 on 20 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Feb 2005 13:41:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58951</link>
<description>Rating: 0.98 on 46 reviews, last by peessittingdown 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 19 reviews, last by Walrus_King 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
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<title>An Uber Super Bowl Contest</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.12 on 33 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
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<title>The Blink 182 Saga Continues and Enters the Realm of the Surreal and Cruel</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58751</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 61 reviews, last by SunnyG 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
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<title>How to ask your parents for money and not sound like a total asshole.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 33 reviews, last by ruqkus 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Feb 2005 16:22:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fun With Real E-Mail, Part 5 (The Lord of the Idiots)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58410</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 86 reviews, last by BobSandwich 491 days ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Feb 2005 15:50:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The fact that you have cancer does not mean you are any less of an asshole.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 34 reviews, last by williamson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2005 19:05:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You asked for it, here it is: Fun With Real E-Mail, Part 4</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 71 reviews, last by experima 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2005 17:25:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sir Bart, would you please update the MVA list?</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.07 on 52 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - FINALLY!!</author>
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<title>The Saga of Little Mac</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 23 reviews, last by gbusman 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
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<title>Ready? Down! HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.67 on 42 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
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<title>I&#39;m out of style, help me pick a new hairdo!</title>
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<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
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<title>Nostalgia Reigns Supreme (Dubbel Dibbel, circa 1987)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 17 reviews, last by pen_name 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
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<title>The War the World Forgot</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.59 on 79 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
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<title>The Diary of Vladimir Putin reveals true feelings about G.W. Bush and the events of 9/11</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57359</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 33 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
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<title>Fun With Real E-Mail, Part 3</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57235</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 94 reviews, last by BobSandwich 491 days ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2005 16:36:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fun With Real E-Mail, Part 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57130</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 70 reviews, last by shadow 491 days ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2005 17:07:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fun With Real E-Mail</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57074</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 69 reviews, last by BobSandwich 491 days ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2005 21:37:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Zippy the Wonder Squirrel and Maurice McLlama are not employed here, therefore I may not delegate work to them.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56766</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 38 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2005 18:27:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ATTENTION: FAT PEOPLE - You are required by law to be jolly.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56655</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 41 reviews, last by transhuman 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2005 17:42:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Brick Post Tuesday</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.82 on 15 reviews, last by Blitzen 4 years ago</description>
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<title>I&#39;m 26, I don&#39;t want to be paralyzed.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56357</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 69 reviews, last by kai070169 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - www.TomSorrell.net</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2005 19:09:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Let&#39;s see, land snatching... land snatching... land snatching... - Land: See Snatch.&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56086</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 12 reviews, last by Jungle_Jimanee 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - www.TomSorrell.net</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Jan 2005 01:39:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Let&#39;s see, land snatching... land snatching... land snatching...  - Land: See Snatch.&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56085</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by Manischewitz 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - www.TomSorrell.net</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Jan 2005 01:36:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Researchers Discover Speed of Vehicle Dependent on Amount of Ribbons Attached.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56027</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 23 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - www.TomSorrell.net</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Jan 2005 15:38:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I GOT IT! Here is the link to an MP3 copy of me on the radio program.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55792</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 41 reviews, last by TabathaS. 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - www.TomSorrell.net</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Jan 2005 23:54:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A rebuttal to Maddox&#39;s &quot;The eleven worst songs of 2004&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55665</link>
<description>Rating: 0.03 on 172 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - www.TomSorrell.net</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Jan 2005 20:23:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A rebuttal to Maddox&#39;s &quot;The eleven worst songs of 2004&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55664</link>
<description>Rating: 0.64 on 16 reviews, last by supererwallet 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - www.TomSorrell.net</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Jan 2005 20:14:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Link-Whore&#39;s Dream, Your Top Three Articles and Favorite Overall Article of 2004</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55600</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 32 reviews, last by Zoidberg 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - www.TomSorrell.net</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 13:31:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Irony Defined: A Picture I Created to Mock Religion is Featured on the Front Page of a Religion Website</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55551</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 20 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - www.TomSorrell.net</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2004 18:12:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Well, what did everyone get for Christmas?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55261</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 98 reviews, last by Stabkill 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - www.TomSorrell.net</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2004 15:45:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Well, what did everyone get for Christmas?</title>
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<title>An Uber-reminder... THE SHOW IS TONIGHT.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55155</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 40 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell - www.TomSorrell.net</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2004 18:15:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bandwagon Post Wednesday</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 18 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2004 22:09:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Five reasons I am humping Keebler&#39;s wife (as he humps his Dodge 3500 4X4 at this moment)...</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.61 on 12 reviews, last by kai070169 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
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<title>&quot;Rape avoidance is not an acceptable excuse for being late.&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54970</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 40 reviews, last by thecaes 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2004 20:49:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>**I&#39;m going to be on the radio thanks to Ubersite.**</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54665</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 45 reviews, last by magnus 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2004 18:42:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;How about I just leap over this counter and kick you in the neck?&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.96 on 50 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2004 21:54:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I have Declared Jihad on My Neighbors</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53906</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 30 reviews, last by magnus 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Dec 2004 20:39:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bishop Pic Wednesday</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.14 on 10 reviews, last by xenon 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Dec 2004 21:33:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom Sorrell&#39;s One Year &#220;ber-versary</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53675</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 27 reviews, last by MickGinny 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Dec 2004 21:21:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ice Cube had to say it was a good day. I must disagree.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53638</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 12 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Dec 2004 13:51:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Karate Kid, The Musical: Honor... Friendship... Fisting</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53577</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 7 reviews, last by Jeanneee 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Dec 2004 22:06:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Oh my God, I&#39;m a racist?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53350</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 36 reviews, last by Herpes 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Dec 2004 18:36:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Random Thoughts, Volume II</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 10 reviews, last by Impassive-Digressive 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Dec 2004 21:58:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber-Thanksgiving (What are you thankful for?)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.06 on 23 reviews, last by Shlongy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2004 20:24:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The next person who tells me what a beautiful day it is gets poked in the eye.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52382</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 21 reviews, last by thecaes 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2004 21:22:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Boo Radley Covered Me with a Blanket... then He Grabbed Amy Ass.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.73 on 22 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2004 21:27:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Boo Radley Covered Me with a Blanket... then He Grabbed Ay Ass.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51942</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2004 21:27:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Boo Radley Covered Me with a Blanket... then He Grabbed Ay Ass.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51941</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2004 21:27:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nine Reasons the NFL Sucks</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.68 on 64 reviews, last by bush_for_god 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2004 01:23:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yea, I&#39;m Definately Going to Hell</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51254</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 36 reviews, last by extacy_red 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2004 18:53:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Just a Spoonful of Sugar Makes the Idiot Throw Up (Mary Poppins was a Sadist)	</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 30 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Nov 2004 16:05:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Melodrama at the Voting Center and My Extreme Lethargy when it comes to Voting</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50397</link>
<description>Rating: 0.79 on 12 reviews, last by Jaineix 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Nov 2004 21:06:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Like Skippy, Things Tom is not allowed to do in the United States Navy</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 35 reviews, last by Flack 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2004 15:58:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I figured out a way to shut my boss up.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.89 on 35 reviews, last by Jungle_Jimanee 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2004 21:02:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Screenshot of the Blink 182 Guy&#39;s E-Mail:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47623</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 43 reviews, last by Jungle_Jimanee 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Oct 2004 00:14:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom from Blink 182 E-Mailed Me Last Night</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47602</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 50 reviews, last by Jungle_Jimanee 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Oct 2004 20:58:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Things I have learned at my new job:</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.76 on 26 reviews, last by Holz 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Oct 2004 20:58:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Review and Discussion of Cake&#39;s &quot;Sheep Go to Heaven (Goats Go to Hell)&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47270</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 13 reviews, last by Awko 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Oct 2004 20:50:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom and Spooner Go Head to Head</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47011</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 11 reviews, last by QueenSkye 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Oct 2004 21:05:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>So I was sitting in this bar in Okinawa when...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46659</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 28 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2004 20:49:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SO... What IS the difference between a pussy and a cunt? (completely safe for work)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44679</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 49 reviews, last by Holz 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (Guess who&#39;s back... back again.)</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2004 05:54:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Became &quot;That Guy&quot; Today  (ALSO: A Farewell to Ubersite and Cam-Whoring)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41362</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 49 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (www.tomsorrell.net)</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2004 17:44:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Go NFL, WOO!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41031</link>
<description>Rating: 0.45 on 16 reviews, last by tomato-soup 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (www.tomsorrell.net)</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Aug 2004 17:53:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why I Wrote &quot;ATribute to My Wife on our Fifth Anniversary&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40991</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 28 reviews, last by CoreaPeekay 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (www.tomsorrell.net)</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Aug 2004 22:57:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Tribute to My Wife on our Fifth Anniversary</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40913</link>
<description>Rating: 1.74 on 64 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (www.tomsorrell.net)</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Aug 2004 19:41:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This Just in: Starbucks has Purchased the Rights to Jesus Christ.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40300</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 17 reviews, last by Envenom 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (www.tomsorrell.net)</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Aug 2004 04:13:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This Just in: Starbucks has Purchased the Rights to Jesus Christ.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40299</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 4 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (www.tomsorrell.net)</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Aug 2004 04:10:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Reserved a Place in Hell Today.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40087</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 19 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell (www.tomsorrell.net)</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2004 14:25:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Photographic Proof that Black People actually do have Huge Cocks (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39155</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 13 reviews, last by bdakotac 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2004 16:17:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You want more ice? YOU WANT MORE ICE!? HERE&#39;S YOUR DAMNED ICE, YOU CUNT!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39081</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 91 reviews, last by haikumikoo 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2004 03:49:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rasicm is ok if you&#39;re black.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38116</link>
<description>Rating: 1.02 on 42 reviews, last by domenad 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2004 11:50:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I didn&#39;t mean to imply that the washing machine you call a wife is fat. (or: Please don&#39;t kill me Mr. Redneck.)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38035</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 21 reviews, last by Spooner 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2004 04:31:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I didn&#39;t mean to imply that the washing machine you call a wife is fat. (or: Please don&#39;t kill me Mr. Redneck.)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38034</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by 01011010 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2004 04:26:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s Shit-Post Thursday so I&#39;m going to try something new.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37880</link>
<description>Rating: 0.87 on 18 reviews, last by Agent_Smith 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Jul 2004 20:08:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck Rocky 5, that movie never happened.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37688</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 35 reviews, last by CoreaPeekay 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 6 Jul 2004 22:53:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Top 15 Sports Movies</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37584</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 62 reviews, last by bob 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Jul 2004 21:01:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;I heard Arabs asking for an apology and I offer mine here,&quot; and other ignorant statements.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37528</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 36 reviews, last by Stin 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Jul 2004 03:47:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If you&#39;re older than 13 and still play kick ball, one day your uppance will come.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37441</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 13 reviews, last by Cjad_teh_Nord 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Jul 2004 19:36:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Watching Spiderman 2 does not give you super powers.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37398</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 24 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Jul 2004 01:06:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Photographic Proof that Bart is not Straight (Mr. Cilfone Meets Triple H)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37338</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 40 reviews, last by dodahdave 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Jul 2004 12:41:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why I have Homicidal Thoughts in Psychology Class</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37285</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 55 reviews, last by MisterOCD 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Jul 2004 21:34:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Brothers Meyer, Part I (The Keg Party)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37109</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 11 reviews, last by euripidestrousers 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2004 10:02:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m Going to Stab Eminem in the Ear with a Screwdriver (A bit of the ultraviolence is the answer to life&#39;s problems.)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36670</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 73 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2004 06:37:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tom from Blink 182 gets taken from behind by a large sweaty man (NSFW):</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36520</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 73 reviews, last by EntityErased 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2004 21:58:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Blink 182, revisited. (So there&#39;s no way I could hit them with a water bottle huh? Photographic proof inside.)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36437</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 129 reviews, last by Stagger_Lee 3 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorrell</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2004 04:13:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What to expect when you join the Navy. (A REFERENCE POST)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36302</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 28 reviews, last by hidden101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom Sorell (BuckeyesTHEGAME)</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2004 21:55:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who is BuckeyesTHEGAME? Read this and you&#39;ll find out (or just look at the name... whatever).</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36101</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 19 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 5 years ago</description>
<author>BuckeyesTHEGAME (Tom Sorell)</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2004 01:45:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Blink 182&#39;s Lead Singer hit me in the Face With a Water Bottle</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35873</link>
<description>Rating: 1.51 on 400 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 616 days ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2004 23:49:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Philadelphia: &quot;Get your history straight and your night life gay!&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35116</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 32 reviews, last by Fluffhead 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Jun 2004 22:23:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When Porn Becomes Dangerous</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34537</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 36 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2004 21:56:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why you Should Never Drop Acid with Anyone who Lives in the Country with their Gun-Toting Hillbilly Parents.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34477</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 41 reviews, last by MisterOCD 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2004 23:09:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>These pills don&#39;t work.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34418</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 12 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2004 08:31:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Americans of 2004 = Germans of 1954</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34303</link>
<description>Rating: 1.01 on 59 reviews, last by TheJedi 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2004 02:32:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>VH1 Storytellers Presents: Neil Diamond (Will Ferrell Tribute)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34232</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 23 reviews, last by Siren 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2004 13:43:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Life With Trichotillomania (A Tribute to John Moore)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33972</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 11 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2004 08:55:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Hate Ubersite/I Love Ubersite. Bart is a Dick/Bart Rocks the Party that Rocks the Party. (or: Look Over Here, I Crave Attention!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33936</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 27 reviews, last by JewdoMaster 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2004 00:48:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Rules of the Internet Have Changed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33249</link>
<description>Rating: 0.96 on 32 reviews, last by mystiamoon 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2004 07:37:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Life After D.J. Pete (The Prank That Went Horribly Awry)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32930</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 53 reviews, last by jgreening 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2004 08:50:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You might not make it as a professional wrestler when...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32897</link>
<description>Rating: 0.09 on 16 reviews, last by layney 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2004 23:48:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You might not make it as a professional wrestler when...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32895</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 5 reviews, last by TheBigDikkar 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2004 23:44:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>DJ Pete Lives Across the  Hall (or: Why Techno Music Makes me Smile)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32276</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 46 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 May 2004 18:53:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A United States Soldier Shows his Appreciation to Tom (Not me, the other Tom...Mr. Hit Whore.)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31975</link>
<description>Rating: 0.11 on 17 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 2 May 2004 22:21:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rubbing Two Cats Together (or: Why my Face is Scratched to Hell and I Smell Like Urine)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31890</link>
<description>Rating: 0.98 on 113 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 May 2004 12:29:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rubbing Two Cats Together (or: Why My Face is Scratched to Hell and I Smell Like Urine)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31889</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Spooner 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 May 2004 12:15:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>...Well fuck you too.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31197</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 13 reviews, last by Spooner 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2004 00:09:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another month gone by, but I&#39;m back...yes, again.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30677</link>
<description>Rating: 0.43 on 11 reviews, last by dudette 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2004 23:45:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After several requests, I finally post a picture of my bare ass:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28026</link>
<description>Rating: -0.23 on 15 reviews, last by LiteracyLover 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2004 23:14:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m a whiny little bitch that can&#39;t hack it so FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27238</link>
<description>Rating: -0.45 on 13 reviews, last by layney 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Mar 2004 01:21:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Lethargy and the American Idol Idiot Complex.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27123</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 37 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 7 Mar 2004 02:48:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Maurice Clarett</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25057</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 7 reviews, last by otizzlebizzle 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Feb 2004 01:36:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When I was Joe Montana...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24625</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 11 reviews, last by youarsoghey 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Feb 2004 07:37:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;I ain&#39;t no animal and I ain&#39;t going to eat no plant.&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24288</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 27 reviews, last by bossk 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2004 01:04:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Neighbor&#39;s Two-Year-Old Daughter Has Been Defeated!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23879</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 133 reviews, last by AlwaysAnEagle 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2004 00:07:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Harsh Reality</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23799</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 16 reviews, last by TabathaS. 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2004 08:18:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>NFL Street: The most ridiculous excuse for a football game...and more fun that I can shake a stick at!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23589</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 5 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2004 11:20:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>NFL Street: stupid, ridiculous, idiotic, over the top...and the most fun I&#39;ve had playing a video game in quite along time.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23588</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2004 11:17:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>More on my neighbor&#39;s two-year-old daughter and her homicidal actions:</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/22930</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 16 reviews, last by TabathaS. 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2004 19:32:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Neighbor&#39;s Two-Year-Old Daughter is Trying to Kill Me</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/22871</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 86 reviews, last by Prontod 297 days ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2004 05:06:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Darkness is Overwhelming (for all the Goth people)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/22626</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 21 reviews, last by Quasiplasmohedron 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2004 00:58:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>EA Sports Hates You and Thinks You&#39;re a Horse</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20955</link>
<description>Rating: 0.87 on 13 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2003 13:25:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Trial for a Spider</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20537</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 85 reviews, last by TabathaS. 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2003 14:47:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hazards to Your Health</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20430</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 11 reviews, last by TabathaS. 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2003 07:56:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How much would you pay to watch commercials?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20425</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 22 reviews, last by TabathaS. 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2003 05:02:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hacksaw Jim Duggan Makes Me Sad</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20423</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 7 reviews, last by Spooner 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2003 04:18:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>That Girl  (Let&#39;s try this again.)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20241</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 22 reviews, last by DJ_Mittens 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Dec 2003 08:43:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Oh Look, it&#39;s That Girl</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20240</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 4 reviews, last by Spooner 5 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Dec 2003 07:58:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Rant (annoyances)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20235</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 28 reviews, last by TabathaS. 4 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Dec 2003 06:07:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A funny story</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20195</link>
<description>Rating: -0.81 on 27 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago</description>
<author>Tom  Sorrell &lt;sorrelltr.at.hotmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Dec 2003 22:17:17 -0000</pubDate>
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