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[Graphics] My various reactions to all of the Uberdirectory entries   (Rating: 1.33 on 25 reviews, last by TheUniter 4 hours ago)
Submitted by Captain Obvious (View user info) at 2008-05-12 11:22:18 EDT
[Romance] Uberotica: Shlongy Plays With Himself, I Mean By Himself (suggestively NSFW)   (Rating: 1.01 on 35 reviews, last by scourge 24 days ago)
Submitted by ShlongyStillHatesContests (View user info) at 2008-04-17 12:53:32 EDT
[Iraq] Five Minute Challenge: Eva Braun   (Rating: 1.7 on 28 reviews, last by shadow 11 days ago)
Submitted by Captain Thorns (View user info) at 2008-04-04 13:24:58 EDT
[None] Ubergrams: Tantra Phonics   (Rating: 1.68 on 31 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 39 days ago)
Submitted by Captain Thorns (View user info) at 2008-03-03 15:36:54 EST
[None] Ubergrams - Because One Contest At A Time Just Isn't Enough   (Rating: 1.16 on 111 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 39 days ago)
Submitted by Tantra Phonics (View user info) at 2008-02-28 10:15:13 EST
[Romance] Ubertines '08 R1 - Anything For You   (Rating: 1.18 on 33 reviews, last by TheGoat 85 days ago)
Submitted by Captain "Don't Spank Me TOO Hard" Thorns (View user info) at 2008-02-14 14:09:19 EST
[None] +3 years around this dump already?!?   (Rating: 1.11 on 35 reviews, last by SkullBiter 81 days ago)
Submitted by Abe Froman, the Sausage King (View user info) at 2008-02-07 09:59:33 EST
[Sound & Music] My *finally* complete guitar project...   (Rating: 1.08 on 51 reviews, last by rad1101 82 days ago)
Submitted by CT (View user info) at 2008-02-06 15:44:40 EST
[Poetry] PPT (Poetry Post Tuesday): A Tribute To Fungah   (Rating: 1.13 on 31 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 87 days ago)
Submitted by CT (View user info) at 2008-02-05 15:25:16 EST
[Dirty Humor] 4 out of 5 studies show....   (Rating: 0.88 on 24 reviews, last by TheUniter 104 days ago)
Submitted by CT (View user info) at 2008-01-28 09:23:36 EST
[Poetry] Shit Poetry Thursday (SPT): Submit Your Worst Poem for a Prize!   (Rating: 0.55 on 34 reviews, last by shadow 123 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2008-01-10 11:20:22 EST
[General] Ten Tiny True Stories + photographic proof that EmissionImpossible is my long lost brother   (Rating: 1.67 on 47 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 126 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2008-01-07 16:21:28 EST
[Humor] If Uberians Were He-Man Characters, Who Would You Be? (SPT)   (Rating: 0.6 on 31 reviews, last by JonnyX 129 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-12-27 14:28:42 EST
[None] Merry Christmas Uber: Comp Winner + Bonus Song   (Rating: 0.28 on 9 reviews, last by TheUniter 142 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-12-21 16:01:58 EST
[None] Merry Christmas Uber   (Rating: 0.72 on 40 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 144 days ago)
Submitted by TheUniter (View user info) at 2007-12-21 09:59:51 EST
[None] ATTN: Lemmings of Ubersite   (Rating: 0.75 on 30 reviews, last by HotWillie 158 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-12-05 17:14:54 EST
[Sound & Music] O Come Emmanuel   (Rating: 1.75 on 30 reviews, last by TonyDanza 159 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-11-26 09:29:46 EST
[Graphics] UBER Happy Spanksgiving Day Turkey (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.23 on 21 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 142 days ago)
Submitted by Not Taking Back Uber (View user info) at 2007-11-21 10:45:28 EST
[None] The Split of Ubersite (NSFA)   (Rating: 0.8 on 18 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 177 days ago)
Submitted by Not Taking Back Uber (View user info) at 2007-11-16 15:25:09 EST
[Science & Environmental] Is there such a thing as restroom etiquette?   (Rating: 0.84 on 38 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 184 days ago)
Submitted by CT (View user info) at 2007-11-09 14:56:22 EST
[Sound & Music] Karaoke: Why NOT? (SPT)   (Rating: 1.21 on 36 reviews, last by rorrim 171 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-11-08 12:10:48 EST
[Business & Financial] If another person can stake a claim on your time, how is that not a form of slavery?   (Rating: 0.01 on 39 reviews, last by TheDoctor 187 days ago)
Submitted by CT (View user info) at 2007-11-07 15:17:35 EST
[Graphics] Mystery Camwhore: Guess The Drunken Uberuser   (Rating: 0.14 on 95 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 144 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-11-07 13:05:39 EST
[Graphics] Happy Halloween   (Rating: -0.15 on 18 reviews, last by St_Jimmy 192 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-10-31 11:25:30 EDT
[None] (NSFW) I've one thing to say and it's...   (Rating: -1.18 on 27 reviews, last by DasHeer 162 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-10-31 11:03:53 EDT
[None] I've one thing to say and it's...   (Rating: -1.23 on 34 reviews, last by netimportant 192 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-10-31 11:03:22 EDT
[Humor] - Neverending Joke Thread, Part Deux -   (Rating: 0.75 on 16 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 197 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-10-26 15:13:13 EDT
[None] Still Shlongy After All These Years (Plus random picture)   (Rating: 1.29 on 49 reviews, last by Vulva 200 days ago)
Submitted by ShlongyHatesAlters (View user info) at 2007-10-25 16:44:38 EDT
[Movies & TV] APW: Advertising In The Mist   (Rating: 0.01 on 24 reviews, last by TheUniter 201 days ago)
Submitted by Captain Einstein (View user info) at 2007-10-24 15:16:56 EDT
[Politics] UberLiar Round 1 - Exhibition Entry   (Rating: 0.62 on 22 reviews, last by beat_raven 202 days ago)
Submitted by Ed Grimley (View user info) at 2007-10-18 15:30:34 EDT
[Science & Environmental] (NSFW) Grueberfest '07 R2: The Giant Gaping Betentacled Horse's Vagina o' Doom from the Tenth Level of Hell   (Rating: 1.23 on 35 reviews, last by ghola 214 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-10-10 10:32:43 EDT
[Graphics] Don Rabbit: A Children's Story (Not) For Children   (Rating: 1.5 on 24 reviews, last by NintendoCzar 216 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-10-09 10:05:58 EDT
[Romance] Grueberfest '07 R1: "Taking a Bit of Foreskin With You Up to Jesus" (NSFW)   (Rating: 1.75 on 31 reviews, last by pshuu 219 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-10-04 09:40:18 EDT
[Movies & TV] APW: Aesthetic Athletics   (Rating: 1.11 on 15 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 222 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-10-03 14:23:36 EDT
[None] I failed to notice someone today.   (Rating: 1.75 on 25 reviews, last by JonnyX 225 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-09-27 16:48:17 EDT
[Sound & Music] APW: Trust and Seek   (Rating: 1 on 16 reviews, last by Fey 229 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-09-19 11:55:38 EDT
[Sound & Music] UGR: CANASTA! - a.k.a. Ghola's Honeypie   (Rating: 0.99 on 55 reviews, last by Wildman 235 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-09-18 10:47:57 EDT
[Poetry] APW: Zoroastrian Sonnet   (Rating: 1.79 on 24 reviews, last by Fey 229 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-09-12 12:15:57 EDT
[Sound & Music] UGR: That We Might Live   (Rating: 1.85 on 25 reviews, last by Fey 229 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-09-11 10:21:14 EDT
[Sound & Music] Doctored: The Studio Session   (Rating: 1.78 on 32 reviews, last by PayMeLater 236 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-09-07 09:46:05 EDT

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Everything you ever wanted to know about CaptainThorns

User id:15613
Registered on or around: 2005-01-18 15:43:09 EST
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I'm Homer Simpson.

Fat Tony:
The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of
out club?

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