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THUPA Round 3: Haiku Musing (Rating: 1.37 on 16 reviews, last by Crystle 318 days ago)
Submitted by Captain Thorns (View user info) at 2009-01-01 23:44:25 EST

THUPA Round 2: Orpheus (Rating: 1.18 on 20 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 327 days ago)
Submitted by Captain Thorns (View user info) at 2008-12-23 13:30:54 EST

THUPA Round 1: P-H-A-L-L-I-C (Rating: 1.71 on 23 reviews, last by beeltea 336 days ago)
Submitted by Captain Thorns (View user info) at 2008-12-17 01:30:43 EST

Election 2008: Because An Informed Voter Is A Good Voter (Rating: 1.55 on 33 reviews, last by orphelia 409 days ago)
Submitted by Captain Thorns (View user info) at 2008-10-04 15:12:46 EDT

So I tried logging into Uber from work a few weeks ago and got this... (Rating: -0.06 on 22 reviews, last by orphelia 534 days ago)
Submitted by Captain Overboard (View user info) at 2008-06-02 19:54:27 EDT

Re: ATTN: Ladies of our near my own age (29) (Rating: 1.33 on 28 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 549 days ago)
Submitted by Captain Thorns (View user info) at 2008-05-16 09:37:19 EDT

My various reactions to all of the Uberdirectory entries (Rating: 1.38 on 26 reviews, last by bob 555 days ago)
Submitted by Captain Obvious (View user info) at 2008-05-12 11:22:18 EDT

Uberotica: Shlongy Plays With Himself, I Mean By Himself (suggestively NSFW) (Rating: 1.01 on 35 reviews, last by scourge 581 days ago)
Submitted by ShlongyStillHatesContests (View user info) at 2008-04-17 12:53:32 EDT

Five Minute Challenge: Eva Braun (Rating: 1.7 on 28 reviews, last by shadow 567 days ago)
Submitted by Captain Thorns (View user info) at 2008-04-04 13:24:58 EDT

Ubergrams: Tantra Phonics (Rating: 1.68 on 31 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 595 days ago)
Submitted by Captain Thorns (View user info) at 2008-03-03 15:36:54 EST

Ubergrams - Because One Contest At A Time Just Isn't Enough (Rating: 1.16 on 111 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 595 days ago)
Submitted by Tantra Phonics (View user info) at 2008-02-28 10:15:13 EST

Ubertines '08 R1 - Anything For You (Rating: 1.18 on 33 reviews, last by TheGoat 641 days ago)
Submitted by Captain "Don't Spank Me TOO Hard" Thorns (View user info) at 2008-02-14 14:09:19 EST

+3 years around this dump already?!? (Rating: 1.11 on 35 reviews, last by SkullBiter 637 days ago)
Submitted by Abe Froman, the Sausage King (View user info) at 2008-02-07 09:59:33 EST

My *finally* complete guitar project... (Rating: 1.08 on 51 reviews, last by rad1101 638 days ago)
Submitted by CT (View user info) at 2008-02-06 15:44:40 EST

PPT (Poetry Post Tuesday): A Tribute To Fungah (Rating: 1.13 on 31 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 643 days ago)
Submitted by CT (View user info) at 2008-02-05 15:25:16 EST

4 out of 5 studies show.... (Rating: 0.88 on 24 reviews, last by TheUniter 661 days ago)
Submitted by CT (View user info) at 2008-01-28 09:23:36 EST

Shit Poetry Thursday (SPT): Submit Your Worst Poem for a Prize! (Rating: 0.55 on 34 reviews, last by shadow 679 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2008-01-10 11:20:22 EST

Ten Tiny True Stories + photographic proof that EmissionImpossible is my long lost brother (Rating: 1.75 on 48 reviews, last by shadow 419 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2008-01-07 16:21:28 EST

If Uberians Were He-Man Characters, Who Would You Be? (SPT) (Rating: 0.6 on 31 reviews, last by JonnyX 685 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-12-27 14:28:42 EST

Merry Christmas Uber: Comp Winner + Bonus Song (Rating: 0.28 on 9 reviews, last by TheUniter 698 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-12-21 16:01:58 EST

Merry Christmas Uber (Rating: 0.72 on 40 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 700 days ago)
Submitted by TheUniter (View user info) at 2007-12-21 09:59:51 EST

ATTN: Lemmings of Ubersite (Rating: 0.75 on 30 reviews, last by HotWillie 714 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-12-05 17:14:54 EST

O Come Emmanuel (Rating: 1.75 on 30 reviews, last by TonyDanza 715 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-11-26 09:29:46 EST

UBER Happy Spanksgiving Day Turkey (NSFW) (Rating: 1.23 on 21 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 699 days ago)
Submitted by Not Taking Back Uber (View user info) at 2007-11-21 10:45:28 EST

The Split of Ubersite (NSFA) (Rating: 0.8 on 18 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago)
Submitted by Not Taking Back Uber (View user info) at 2007-11-16 15:25:09 EST

Is there such a thing as restroom etiquette? (Rating: 0.84 on 38 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago)
Submitted by CT (View user info) at 2007-11-09 14:56:22 EST

Karaoke: Why NOT? (SPT) (Rating: 1.21 on 36 reviews, last by rorrim 727 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-11-08 12:10:48 EST

If another person can stake a claim on your time, how is that not a form of slavery? (Rating: 0.01 on 39 reviews, last by TheDoctor 2 years ago)
Submitted by CT (View user info) at 2007-11-07 15:17:35 EST

Mystery Camwhore: Guess The Drunken Uberuser (Rating: 0.14 on 95 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 700 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-11-07 13:05:39 EST

Happy Halloween (Rating: -0.15 on 18 reviews, last by St_Jimmy 2 years ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-10-31 11:25:30 EDT

(NSFW) I've one thing to say and it's... (Rating: -1.18 on 27 reviews, last by DasHeer 718 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-10-31 11:03:53 EDT

I've one thing to say and it's... (Rating: -1.23 on 34 reviews, last by netimportant 2 years ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-10-31 11:03:22 EDT

- Neverending Joke Thread, Part Deux - (Rating: 0.75 on 16 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-10-26 15:13:13 EDT

Still Shlongy After All These Years (Plus random picture) (Rating: 1.29 on 49 reviews, last by Vulva 2 years ago)
Submitted by ShlongyHatesAlters (View user info) at 2007-10-25 16:44:38 EDT

APW: Advertising In The Mist (Rating: 0.01 on 24 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago)
Submitted by Captain Einstein (View user info) at 2007-10-24 15:16:56 EDT

UberLiar Round 1 - Exhibition Entry (Rating: 0.62 on 22 reviews, last by beat_raven 2 years ago)
Submitted by Ed Grimley (View user info) at 2007-10-18 15:30:34 EDT

(NSFW) Grueberfest '07 R2: The Giant Gaping Betentacled Horse's Vagina o' Doom from the Tenth Level of Hell (Rating: 1.25 on 36 reviews, last by JoeyG 403 days ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-10-10 10:32:43 EDT

Don Rabbit: A Children's Story (Not) For Children (Rating: 1.5 on 24 reviews, last by NintendoCzar 2 years ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-10-09 10:05:58 EDT

Grueberfest '07 R1: "Taking a Bit of Foreskin With You Up to Jesus" (NSFW) (Rating: 1.75 on 31 reviews, last by pshuu 2 years ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-10-04 09:40:18 EDT

APW: Aesthetic Athletics (Rating: 1.11 on 15 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (View user info) at 2007-10-03 14:23:36 EDT

User id:	15613
Registered on or around:	2005-01-18 15:43:09 EST
# Messages posted:	321
# Reviews written:	13664
# Times these posts have been reviewed:	8427
# Hits:	309395
Average rating of all messages:	1.23

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