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<title>THUPA Round 3: Haiku Musing</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.37 on 16 reviews, last by Crystle 318 days ago</description>
<author>Captain Thorns</author>
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<title>THUPA Round 2: Orpheus</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/120371</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 20 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 327 days ago</description>
<author>Captain Thorns</author>
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<title>THUPA Round 1:   P-H-A-L-L-I-C</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 23 reviews, last by beeltea 337 days ago</description>
<author>Captain Thorns</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 06:30:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Election 2008: Because An Informed Voter Is A Good Voter</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/119138</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 33 reviews, last by orphelia 410 days ago</description>
<author>Captain Thorns</author>
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<title>So I tried logging into Uber from work a few weeks ago and got this...</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.06 on 22 reviews, last by orphelia 534 days ago</description>
<author>Captain Overboard</author>
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<title>Re: ATTN: Ladies of our near my own age (29) </title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 28 reviews, last by monkeyswithguns 550 days ago</description>
<author>Captain Thorns</author>
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<title>My various reactions to all of the Uberdirectory entries</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/116666</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 26 reviews, last by bob 556 days ago</description>
<author>Captain Obvious</author>
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<title>Uberotica: Shlongy Plays With Himself, I Mean By Himself (suggestively NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.01 on 35 reviews, last by scourge 581 days ago</description>
<author>ShlongyStillHatesContests</author>
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<title>Five Minute Challenge: Eva Braun</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 28 reviews, last by shadow 568 days ago</description>
<author>Captain Thorns</author>
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<title>Ubergrams: Tantra Phonics</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115331</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 31 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 596 days ago</description>
<author>Captain Thorns</author>
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<title>Ubergrams - Because One Contest At A Time Just Isn&#39;t Enough</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.16 on 111 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 596 days ago</description>
<author>Tantra Phonics</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 15:15:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubertines &#39;08 R1 - Anything For You</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.18 on 33 reviews, last by TheGoat 642 days ago</description>
<author>Captain &quot;Don&#39;t Spank Me TOO Hard&quot; Thorns</author>
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<title>+3 years around this dump already?!?</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.11 on 35 reviews, last by SkullBiter 637 days ago</description>
<author>Abe Froman, the Sausage King</author>
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<title>My *finally* complete guitar project...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.08 on 51 reviews, last by rad1101 639 days ago</description>
<author>CT</author>
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<title>PPT (Poetry Post Tuesday): A Tribute To Fungah</title>
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<title>4 out of 5 studies show....</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.88 on 24 reviews, last by TheUniter 661 days ago</description>
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<title>Shit Poetry Thursday (SPT): Submit Your Worst Poem for a Prize!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.55 on 34 reviews, last by shadow 679 days ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>Ten Tiny True Stories + photographic proof that EmissionImpossible is my long lost brother</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 48 reviews, last by shadow 419 days ago</description>
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<title>If Uberians Were He-Man Characters, Who Would You Be? (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113955</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 31 reviews, last by JonnyX 686 days ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>Merry Christmas Uber: Comp Winner + Bonus Song</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113889</link>
<description>Rating: 0.28 on 9 reviews, last by TheUniter 699 days ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>Merry Christmas Uber</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113875</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 40 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 700 days ago</description>
<author>TheUniter</author>
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<title>ATTN: Lemmings of Ubersite</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113589</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 30 reviews, last by HotWillie 715 days ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>O Come Emmanuel</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113392</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 30 reviews, last by TonyDanza 716 days ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>UBER Happy Spanksgiving Day Turkey  (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113293</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 21 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 699 days ago</description>
<author>Not Taking Back Uber</author>
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<title>The Split of Ubersite (NSFA)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113199</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 18 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>Not Taking Back Uber</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:25:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Is there such a thing as restroom etiquette?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113058</link>
<description>Rating: 0.84 on 38 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago</description>
<author>CT</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Nov 2007 19:56:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Karaoke: Why NOT?                      (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113022</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 36 reviews, last by rorrim 728 days ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Nov 2007 17:10:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If another person can stake a claim on your time, how is that not a form of slavery?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113004</link>
<description>Rating: 0.01 on 39 reviews, last by TheDoctor 2 years ago</description>
<author>CT</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Nov 2007 20:17:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mystery Camwhore: Guess The Drunken Uberuser</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112998</link>
<description>Rating: 0.14 on 95 reviews, last by BeforeEmily 701 days ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Nov 2007 18:05:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Happy Halloween</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112859</link>
<description>Rating: -0.15 on 18 reviews, last by St_Jimmy 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>(NSFW) I&#39;ve one thing to say and it&#39;s...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112858</link>
<description>Rating: -1.18 on 27 reviews, last by DasHeer 718 days ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>I&#39;ve one thing to say and it&#39;s...</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.23 on 34 reviews, last by netimportant 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>- Neverending Joke Thread, Part Deux -</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112734</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 16 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
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<title>Still Shlongy After All These Years (Plus random picture)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112717</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 49 reviews, last by Vulva 2 years ago</description>
<author>ShlongyHatesAlters</author>
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<title>APW: Advertising In The Mist</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112680</link>
<description>Rating: 0.01 on 24 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago</description>
<author>Captain Einstein</author>
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<title>UberLiar Round 1 - Exhibition Entry</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112572</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 22 reviews, last by beat_raven 2 years ago</description>
<author>Ed Grimley</author>
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<title>(NSFW) Grueberfest &#39;07 R2: The Giant Gaping Betentacled Horse&#39;s Vagina o&#39; Doom from the Tenth Level of Hell</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112385</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 36 reviews, last by JoeyG 404 days ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>Don Rabbit: A Children&#39;s Story (Not) For Children</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112356</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 24 reviews, last by NintendoCzar 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>Grueberfest &#39;07 R1: &quot;Taking a Bit of Foreskin With You Up to Jesus&quot; (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112221</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 31 reviews, last by pshuu 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Oct 2007 13:40:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: Aesthetic Athletics</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112193</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 15 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>I failed to notice someone today.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 25 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>APW: Trust and Seek</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111835</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 16 reviews, last by Fey 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>UGR: CANASTA! - a.k.a. Ghola&#39;s Honeypie</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.99 on 55 reviews, last by Wildman 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 14:47:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: Zoroastrian Sonnet</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.79 on 24 reviews, last by Fey 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 16:15:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UGR: That We Might Live</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 25 reviews, last by Fey 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>Doctored: The Studio Session</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 33 reviews, last by messmind 550 days ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>UGR: Total Dissatisfaction</title>
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<title>Settle for the Dirt</title>
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<title>There&#39;s something about you... </title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 34 reviews, last by Natures_Biggest_Mistake 2 years ago</description>
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<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2007 19:54:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SUPA R2: Armageddon</title>
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<title>- Neverending Joke Thread Below -</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 66 reviews, last by bigbabylons 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 19:42:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SUPA: Lectorium Rosicrucianum</title>
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<title>Happy Easter From Ha Ha Rabbit!</title>
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<title>GPT: Grouper Post Tuesday</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.15 on 27 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 20:25:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: Brass Fountain</title>
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<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>&quot;By the way, would you mind sticking your finger up my child&#39;s ass?&quot;</title>
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<title>Elegy</title>
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<title>Jesus Sweat!</title>
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<title>Ubertines 07 - Three Simple Words</title>
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<title>Belated Uberversary musings</title>
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<title>SPT: What If .... Showed Up At An Ubercon?</title>
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<title>Any Uberians in Seattle?</title>
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<title>Colonic Tunnel of Love</title>
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<title>Ubertines 07: Doorman of My Heart</title>
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<title>Resurrecting Uber in One Song</title>
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<title>Comic Competion #2 entry</title>
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<title>The Downfall of Postmodernism</title>
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<title>Down on the Farm</title>
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<title>APW: Oddities</title>
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<title>Happy Boxing Day!</title>
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<title>Parting Song...</title>
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<title>The Greatest Man In America</title>
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<title>When Zappa Meets Uber: &quot;Camwhorin&#39; Girls/JonnyX Goes Down&quot;</title>
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<title>Ratings for Nothing (and Heat for Free)</title>
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<title>Hotel Uberfornia</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.89 on 49 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
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<author>Captain EO</author>
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<title>Religion versus Predestination - a musing</title>
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<title>APW: Yes, Drinking is an Art Form</title>
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<title>Intelligent Design</title>
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<title>Technicolor</title>
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<title>SPT (Song Post Thursday): Johnny Mandel, &quot;A Time For Love&quot;</title>
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<title>Open Hand</title>
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<title>A Show of Hands: Project updates</title>
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<title>Goodbye, Goodbye</title>
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<title>&quot;Beebed:&quot; the Ubermusical - Act V (and THE END!)</title>
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<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>UGR Round 1: A Perfect Morning To Pretend Otherwise (with bonus audio reading!)</title>
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<title>Ubercon India: The Adventures of Captain Thorns in Bang-a-slore, er, Bangalore</title>
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<author>badassmofo</author>
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<title>IGKTW - Round 4: Antipathy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88134</link>
<description>Rating: 1.05 on 14 reviews, last by Doodies 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 15:34:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>IGKTW - Round 3: Justice</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87803</link>
<description>Rating: 0.42 on 11 reviews, last by Doodles 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 14:04:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ETS Memorial Challenge: The ETS Song</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.23 on 34 reviews, last by sicosemen 3 years ago</description>
<author>ElectricToothCaptain</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.83 on 42 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
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<title>IGKTW - Round 2: Remittance</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87506</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 12 reviews, last by Sacrilicious 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 May 2006 13:22:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>wikiHow: How To Adopt an Alter from MeTHod</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.57 on 27 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.59 on 33 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 14:56:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Since You&#39;ve Been Gone (SPT)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 23 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 3 years ago</description>
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<title>15 Minute Challenge - Well Spank My Ass and Call Me George (NSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 31 reviews, last by FuckTheArmy 3 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.04 on 43 reviews, last by sicosemen 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>Sphagnum Camwhores as the Bandidos Biker Gang Ringleader</title>
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<title>N00berfest - A Song For Uber</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.58 on 36 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85943</link>
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<title>Feng-Huang - audio version: &quot;It&#39;s Time&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.55 on 98 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainObvious</author>
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<title>FUPA Round 2 - Feng-Huang</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85761</link>
<description>Rating: 0.95 on 64 reviews, last by sicosemen 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85705</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 21 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>FUPA: An Ode to Shlongy and Nitty</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85608</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 48 reviews, last by d_prime 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85303</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 33 reviews, last by Coleslaw_Murphy 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85228</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 62 reviews, last by Caulaincourt 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85161</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 32 reviews, last by DCWoody 3 years ago</description>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85103</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 24 reviews, last by sicosemen 3 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 39 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.08 on 63 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.82 on 105 reviews, last by messmind 2 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 13 reviews, last by DCWoody 3 years ago</description>
<author>Wet Beaver Boy</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84777</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 27 reviews, last by MistressFist 3 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 27 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
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<title>The ShamRock Open - The Banshee to Dublintown Came</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84607</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 29 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.30 on 14 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 18 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 3 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 22 reviews, last by scourge 3 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 81 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82881</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 31 reviews, last by DeathJester 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns &lt;captainthorns.at.gmail.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2006 18:32:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>One year on Uber already?  Clifford interviews the Cap&#39;n.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82517</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 49 reviews, last by jgreening 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 09:11:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The ULTIMATE Song of Thornliness and Joy: Session 6: "Yakety Yak/Bart Cilfone" - A Tribute to the Coasters</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82301</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 22 reviews, last by Stabkill 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 13:04:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Songs of Thornliness and Joy (SPT edition): Session 5: Gangsta Folk</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82246</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 13 reviews, last by MyOwnLittleWorld 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2006 13:46:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Songs of Thornliness and Joy: Session 4: &quot;Splatter Splatter&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82179</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 16 reviews, last by Ditka 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2006 13:34:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Songs of Thornliness and Joy: Session 3: &quot;Baby on Board/Goodbye My Coney Island Baby&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82088</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 19 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2006 13:56:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Songs of Thornliness and Joy: Session 2: &quot;It Had To Be Jew&quot; - A Tribute to JewToast</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82041</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 14 reviews, last by Ditka 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Jan 2006 13:25:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Songs of Thornliness and Joy: Session 1: The Chipmunk Song</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/82002</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 13 reviews, last by messmind 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Jan 2006 14:24:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Panda</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81967</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 28 reviews, last by Coleslaw_Murphy 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Jan 2006 19:23:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubermas &#39;05 - O Come Emmanuel (honorable mention submission)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81373</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 9 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 14:55:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubermas &#39;05 (just for fun): 12 Days of Christmas(NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81206</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 26 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2005 20:05:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubermas &#39;05- The First Noel</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/81041</link>
<description>Rating: 1.76 on 34 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 17:29:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Christmas Present That Nobody Wanted</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80970</link>
<description>Rating: 0.43 on 20 reviews, last by kai070169 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 16:04:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubermas &#39;05: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (***NSFW***)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80739</link>
<description>Rating: 1.92 on 31 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Dec 2005 18:41:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>SPT: Transporting transvestites and drunk women is not a crime, with ASS SHOT at end!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80228</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 12 reviews, last by DrSeussman 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Dec 2005 20:10:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite Wiggles: Lights, Camera, Action, BART!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80135</link>
<description>Rating: 1.15 on 17 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2005 17:59:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mega Man rock opera?!?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80017</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 14 reviews, last by Dante_Alighieri 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2005 17:54:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shenanigan Pie - The Studio Session</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79919</link>
<description>Rating: 1.93 on 313 reviews, last by eye_on_my_nonothing 174 days ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2005 13:14:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>New Sports Mascots?  YEAH!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79576</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 14 reviews, last by Confuzitron 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 17:01:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What&#39;s the point of Q-Tips if I can&#39;t use them how I want to?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/79401</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 14 reviews, last by Unabonger 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2005 18:55:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hey everybody!  THIS post works!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78938</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 8 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 19:17:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hey everybody!  THIS post works!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78937</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 19:16:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hey everybody!  THIS post works!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78936</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 19:15:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yelling into your cell phone does NOT improve your reception.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78693</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 8 reviews, last by Draqus 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 15:33:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FPF - Fartsmeller Post Friday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78431</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 7 reviews, last by youarsoghey 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Nov 2005 20:05:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ADPT - From The Man That Landed Him On B@W</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78338</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 6 reviews, last by Average_Dan 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Nov 2005 18:40:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>10 Reasons Why Ghey Buttsecks Is Wrong</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78248</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 16 reviews, last by rorrim 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Nov 2005 20:54:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When a guy talks dirty to a girl, it&#39;s sexual harrassment.  When a girl talks dirty to a guy, it&#39;s $3.95 a minute.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78102</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 18 reviews, last by Xcuses 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 20:58:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When the little fuckers ring your doorbell begging for candy this weekend, give them a trick with this costume.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77962</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 31 reviews, last by AsshOly 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2005 19:29:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>And There He Kept Her (Grueberfest honorable mention? PLEASE?)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77875</link>
<description>Rating: 1.44 on 17 reviews, last by sicosemen 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 15:16:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;This air freshener does not taste like chicken.&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77720</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 16 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2005 16:44:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cookielass and FilthyAssistant&#39;s Most Excellent Adventure (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77474</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 34 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 15:42:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubercalifragilisticexpialidocious</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77377</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 28 reviews, last by Merlina 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2005 11:57:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fucking online product support agents.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77302</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 30 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2005 15:57:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Well I&#39;ll be hornswaggled and dipped in monkey turds!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77170</link>
<description>Rating: -0.40 on 8 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2005 16:05:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Well I&#39;ll be hornswaggled and dipped in monkey turds!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77156</link>
<description>Rating: 0.29 on 8 reviews, last by Axolotl 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2005 13:39:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubersite Theme Song (NSFW if you aren&#39;t using headphones)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77040</link>
<description>Rating: 1.79 on 88 reviews, last by messmind 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 14:17:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Move Me</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76931</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 9 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2005 18:03:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Night At The Opera with Nintendo</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76848</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 16 reviews, last by ButtloadOfMystery 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 15:28:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sugar Crash - PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76775</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 5 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2005 12:37:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Amazing Rape</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76744</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 8 reviews, last by Chinaski 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 9 Oct 2005 19:25:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Camwhore Extravaganza!!! (NOW WITH MORE MONEY SHOT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76662</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 37 reviews, last by haikumikoo 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Oct 2005 20:23:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Look Pa, it&#39;s Urbane&#39;s firstborn son!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76569</link>
<description>Rating: 1.39 on 20 reviews, last by a_reader 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Oct 2005 13:50:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Local Uberite Habeeb Discovers New Genus of Mushrooms!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76453</link>
<description>Rating: 0.09 on 17 reviews, last by apollo88 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Oct 2005 19:15:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Local Uberite Habeeb Discovers New Genus of Mushrooms!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76452</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Sassmasterr 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Oct 2005 19:14:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Mysterious Secret Force Guiding Uber</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76327</link>
<description>Rating: 0.86 on 7 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Oct 2005 16:50:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Y HALO THER GOOGLE: A Google Image Search for BUTTSECKS!!! (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75695</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 11 reviews, last by Awko 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 18:54:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Okay, who kidnapped MandaPanda?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75654</link>
<description>Rating: -0.05 on 24 reviews, last by MandaPanda 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 12:53:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>When The Wind Blows</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75452</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 12 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2005 15:37:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who wants some black berry jam?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75394</link>
<description>Rating: 0.68 on 22 reviews, last by Maddog 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2005 17:52:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberPuzzle #6- The Final UberPuzzle</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75296</link>
<description>Rating: 0.19 on 17 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2005 14:51:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberPuzzle #5: Double Puzzle</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75202</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 17 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2005 11:54:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberPuzzle #4: Fallen Tiles</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.70 on 19 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>UberCryptoGram - The Reason For Today&#39;s Ubershit</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 30 reviews, last by LadyPlural 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>Tribute Post To Swamp Donkey, My New Uber Hero</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75026</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 6 reviews, last by swamp_donkey 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>Ubergrams, Vol. II</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74993</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 20 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>Ubergrams - The Fun Game Everyone Can Play</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74853</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 40 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 4 years ago</description>
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<title>I am *so* Tony Danza!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73963</link>
<description>Rating: -0.87 on 19 reviews, last by homer42 2 years ago</description>
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<title>By your powers combined, I am CAPTAIN PLANET! (SPT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73908</link>
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<title>Don&#39;t run away from me, Michael!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73842</link>
<description>Rating: 0.88 on 9 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 4 years ago</description>
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<title>I&#39;m never going back to Perkins again.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73768</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 14 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2005 17:00:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pope News - Michael Jackson LXIX</title>
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<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.76 on 21 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>They aren&#39;t so different, really.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.88 on 11 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2005 18:32:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Taking an illegal dump</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.88 on 11 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Aug 2005 19:32:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Damnit, I work with rapers and dongs!</title>
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<title>Har har Peener Bless My Soul (SPT)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 15 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.76 on 27 reviews, last by TragicKingdom 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2005 12:17:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ubersite Picture Show: Act II (long)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.96 on 47 reviews, last by apollo88 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2005 13:11:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ubersite Picture Show: Act I</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.93 on 37 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2005 16:14:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>God help us all, Habeeb is running my company!</title>
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<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 12 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2005 13:26:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Antidote Bear: Chapter 8 - Resurrection</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 7 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2005 12:31:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberpoll: Hypothetical political lyrical miracle whip</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.80 on 15 reviews, last by Viciousriffs 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Jul 2005 15:09:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Antidote Bear: Chapter 7 - Termination</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 14 reviews, last by MandaPanda 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jul 2005 14:46:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Antidote Bear: Chapter 6 - Resolution</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 12 reviews, last by MandaPanda 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2005 20:55:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Antidote Bear: Chapter 5 - Confrontation</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by MandaPanda 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2005 15:40:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>State Of Fear</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.38 on 8 reviews, last by Saxon 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Jun 2005 17:24:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Antidote Bear: Chapter 4 - Descent</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67278</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 9 reviews, last by MandaPanda 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2005 17:18:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What did the beaver say when the log fell on his foot?</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.63 on 13 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2005 13:52:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Everyone Looks Like SOMEONE Famous (CaptainThorns)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.47 on 25 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>How To: Get Surrounded By Squad Cars In Less Than Five Minutes</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 21 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 May 2005 14:38:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Limerick of the day</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.47 on 21 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 May 2005 15:08:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am now officially homeless</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.30 on 13 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>New THX Theatre Test</title>
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<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 18 reviews, last by sandmantate 434 days ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 24 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.31 on 37 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.92 on 24 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<description>Rating: -1.12 on 15 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.28 on 11 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.54 on 14 reviews, last by Siren 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>The Shlongy Dance</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.97 on 67 reviews, last by JoeyG 294 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 7 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.77 on 12 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>I believe I Image Googled Schlongy....</title>
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<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 10 reviews, last by MandaPanda 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Apr 2005 15:31:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Antidote Bear: Chapter 2 - Embarkment</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 8 reviews, last by MandaPanda 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2005 21:27:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Antidote Bear: Chapter 1 - The Awakening</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.71 on 7 reviews, last by MandaPanda 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2005 13:36:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This little piggie came...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.20 on 7 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>Asylum-bound Peoria Pedestrians: Vol. 2 -  Fat Bald Elvis</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 5 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2005 14:16:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Googled Fat Tony And All I Got Was This Picture</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.07 on 18 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 9 reviews, last by MandaPanda 4 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2005 15:34:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Alternative lifestyle auto body shops</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.28 on 7 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.28 on 10 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<title>Asylum-bound Peoria Pedestrians: Vol. 1 - The Naked Watchman</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 6 reviews, last by Brdn_Nkd 2 years ago</description>
<author>CaptainThorns</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Mar 2005 19:29:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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<author>CaptainThorns</author>
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