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<description>Rating: 0.22 on 21 reviews, last by SkullBiter 46 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; Nuke Denmark&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>G0 CHlCAG0 W00!!! WE G0T DlS M0F0!!! 20l6 (revised edition)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 15 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 50 days ago</description>
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<title>G0 CHlCAG0 W00!!! WE G0T DlS M0F0!!! 20l6 </title>
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<title>R.I.P John Barry</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.68 on 18 reviews, last by munkeypants 79 days ago</description>
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<title>Tom  Green Hits the Town for a Night of Adventure!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 30 reviews, last by munkeypants 79 days ago</description>
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<title>It&#39;s a man&#39;s obligation to stick his boneration in a women&#39;s separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. (A Tribute to Taffy,and Micheal Jackson, kinda)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.43 on 34 reviews, last by munkeypants 79 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; Meh&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Go BlackHawks W00!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.23 on 40 reviews, last by munkeypants 162 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; Bulin Wall&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Go  8Ears WOO!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/121722</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 13 reviews, last by JonnyX 216 days ago</description>
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<title>A frank discussion on the meaning of life </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/121080</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 30 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 246 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; COO&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Goodbye Uber</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/119618</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 28 reviews, last by munkeypants 311 days ago</description>
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<title>Go Bears WOO!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/118538</link>
<description>Rating: -1.12 on 12 reviews, last by dohnuts 439 days ago</description>
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<title>Soon America will have 49 States.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.09 on 16 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 446 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Woman Rights are COO&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Post your yearbook picture. If you dare</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.23 on 18 reviews, last by simple_catalyst 486 days ago</description>
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<title>BREAKING NEWS: Bart Bart &quot;The Self Toucher&quot; Clifone Identified as Possible Suspect in London Store Front Pissings!!!! </title>
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<description>Rating: 0.05 on 20 reviews, last by metalbeast7 456 days ago</description>
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<title>Titty Storm Strikes Indiana!!!!</title>
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<title>.gif -Whore of Me Landing at Logan Airport...</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.35 on 19 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 535 days ago</description>
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<title>R.I.P Amy Whinehouse</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.30 on 15 reviews, last by TigerLilly 539 days ago</description>
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<title>Uberdirectory CamWhore Circa 2008</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.12 on 21 reviews, last by mystiamoon 197 days ago</description>
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<title>Hidden101 Gets Beebed</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 30 reviews, last by NerfHerder 597 days ago</description>
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<title>Ballare Gets Beebed</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.84 on 20 reviews, last by spyder882001 601 days ago</description>
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<title>A poem I wrote</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.07 on 14 reviews, last by firefly 603 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;snap snap&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Illustrated News:Yuppie Northsiders Want to Kill Sam Zell, (at least In e-mails..)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115284</link>
<description>Rating: 0.63 on 13 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 628 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Tips for Takin Care of Yer Asshole Emo Wuss Baby</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/115092</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 52 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 631 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.03 on 29 reviews, last by JonnyX 649 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Aftermath of BAAWWSSTON After the *Patriots CHOKED and lost the big dance</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.09 on 53 reviews, last by munkeypants 473 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>G0 GlANTS W00!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.63 on 29 reviews, last by czwij 656 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>New York &gt; Chicago</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114667</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 18 reviews, last by ess-arr 660 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Happy Martin Luther King Day!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114456</link>
<description>Rating: 0.15 on 38 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 667 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Str&amp;#275;awberige Zealot Blows a Poodle...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 18 reviews, last by darko 670 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>ANGER MAN HATES Y0U AND Y0UR STUPlD KlDS...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/114227</link>
<description>Rating: 0.89 on 26 reviews, last by Tom 662 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Habeeb Dies</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113981</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 26 reviews, last by JonnyX 686 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 21 reviews, last by pen_name 692 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Merry Christmas From Habeeb</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113859</link>
<description>Rating: 0.82 on 25 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 700 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>go bears woo keel dem damn vikings....</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.20 on 14 reviews, last by HadToBeDone 704 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00!!! KEEL DA REST OF DEM NO GOOD THUG REDSKlNS</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113604</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 26 reviews, last by sadie73 714 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;___________&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00!!! KEEL DEM T0DDLER SNlFFlN GlANTS!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113526</link>
<description>Rating: -0.30 on 29 reviews, last by bob 718 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WOO&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Devin Hester Will Keel U</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.88 on 26 reviews, last by orphelia 722 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WOO&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00, KEEL THEM CHlLD M0LESTlN BR0NC0S</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113368</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 23 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 121 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WOO&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Happy Thankgiving...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113334</link>
<description>Rating: 0.87 on 11 reviews, last by JonnyX 727 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WOO&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>How I Feel Aboot My poor Bears this Season</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113231</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 82 reviews, last by darko 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WOO&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00 !!! kEEL DEM  GlRLY SHEHAWKS</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 16 reviews, last by AsshOly 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WOO&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00!!! KEEL dem RAIDERS</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113090</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 30 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;weeep&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Tom Brady&#39;s Big Adventure</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 33 reviews, last by pen_name 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;weeep&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.14 on 30 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;weeep&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>GO BEARS W00, KEEL dem  CHUMP lIONS</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.65 on 35 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;AWW., AWWW GOD DAMMIT&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>G0 R0CKIES w00!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112682</link>
<description>Rating: -0.09 on 38 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;AWW., AWWW GOD DAMMIT&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>BURN BaBY BURN!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112660</link>
<description>Rating: -0.64 on 21 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;AWW., AWWW GOD DAMMIT&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:21:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>go bears wooo keel does eagles weep</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112614</link>
<description>Rating: -1.09 on 19 reviews, last by AsshOly 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;AWW., AWWW GOD DAMMIT&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2007 18:24:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Three Most Rockin Songs In Video Game History</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112551</link>
<description>Rating: 0.44 on 16 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;AWW., AWWW GOD DAMMIT&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 06:43:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>G0 BEARS WOO KEEL DEM ASSHOLE VlKlNGS</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112469</link>
<description>Rating: -0.60 on 25 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GODDAMN BEARS DONT FUCK UP&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 04:04:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am No A Bears Fan. Fuck The Bears, Thats Right FUCK EM AND FUCK YOU TOO YOU COFFEE CHUGGIN YUPPIES...fuck en</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112451</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 27 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GODDAMN BEARS DONT FUCK UP&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 21:52:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gryphon Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112377</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 22 reviews, last by skrapmetal 463 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GODDAMN BEARS DONT FUCK UP&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Oct 2007 23:50:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>BEars WWOO G0 Weepp</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112313</link>
<description>Rating: -0.61 on 22 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GODDAMN BEARS DONT FUCK UP&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 7 Oct 2007 19:33:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Goddamned Grewberfest Entry 2.0 Vista Edition</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112177</link>
<description>Rating: -0.43 on 26 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Rex is NOT Our Quarterback&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Oct 2007 06:48:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Goddamn GrewberFest Entry</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112176</link>
<description>Rating: 0.61 on 24 reviews, last by iambetteratit 541 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Rex is NOT Our Quarterback&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Oct 2007 06:33:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Crap</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112141</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 15 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Rex is NOT Our Quarterback&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Oct 2007 07:10:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>go bears woo fuck dem lions p and eat ther sarcoffigusses...weeeeeeeeeeep</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112107</link>
<description>Rating: 0.21 on 19 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Rex is NOT Our Quarterback&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 07:28:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A List Of Uber-ers that Piss Me Off</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112060</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 24 reviews, last by Zoidberg 715 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Rex is NOT Our Quarterback&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:33:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>He G0NE!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112014</link>
<description>Rating: -0.07 on 26 reviews, last by Yozz 460 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Rex is NOT Our Quarterback&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 19:39:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Scarecrows dressed in latest styles with frozen smiles to chase love away&quot;....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111974</link>
<description>Rating: 0.41 on 12 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Steal Yo Car and Kick Yo Kid&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:00:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>G0 BEARS WOO!!! kEEL DEM COWFAGS....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111931</link>
<description>Rating: -0.61 on 26 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Steal Yo Car and Kick Yo Kid&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 22:22:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Heres to a Good Showing For the Chicago Bears And the Kansas City Chiefs.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111759</link>
<description>Rating: 0.35 on 18 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Cut U Up&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:06:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Shirt I Will Wear to Jury Duty</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.83 on 12 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Cut U Up&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2007 23:38:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Shirt I will Wear to Jury Duty</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111748</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by swamp_donkey 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Cut U Up&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2007 23:31:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Shirt I will Wear to Jury Duty</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111749</link>
<description>Rating: -1.20 on 6 reviews, last by GetNakeddd 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Cut U Up&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2007 23:31:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>BREAKING NEWS :The Patriots are a Bunch of No Good Cheating Assholes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111640</link>
<description>Rating: 0.30 on 39 reviews, last by AsshOly 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Cut U Up&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 05:25:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>We Will Never Forget...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111624</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 26 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Cut U Up&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2007 19:37:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00!!! KEEL DEM ASSH0LE C0CKSM0KING FAGGY  UPPITY cHARGERS...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111577</link>
<description>Rating: -0.26 on 31 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Cut U Up&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 9 Sep 2007 15:29:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ARE Y0U READY F0R S0ME F00TBAll</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111525</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 20 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Cut U Up&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Sep 2007 00:22:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Message to Smelly Dumb Illegal Spicks, Oprah, And the Illinious EPA, and all of you Coffee Chuggin Hybrid Drivin&#39; Emo Bastards...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111464</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 31 reviews, last by firefly 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I&#39;m  Po&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 Sep 2007 19:50:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: Habeeb Original</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111326</link>
<description>Rating: -0.06 on 60 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I&#39;m  Po&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 20:35:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Truth Behind Nick Hogan&#39;s ecent Car Accident... DUN DUN DUN</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111264</link>
<description>Rating: 0.28 on 24 reviews, last by Jester_and_Traxx 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I&#39;m  Po&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 21:20:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bart Bart Goes to Buy Some Shoes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111155</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 30 reviews, last by AsshOly 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I&#39;m  Po&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:14:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>daa BEARSS!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111095</link>
<description>Rating: -0.51 on 51 reviews, last by firefly 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I dont care aboot yer ugly chitlens&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 20:12:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Video from the Last Ubercon </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111003</link>
<description>Rating: 0.65 on 33 reviews, last by UTOCKIN2ME 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I dont care aboot yer ugly chitlens&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:46:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Benton MacHuklefuck (WILL) Fall Down Some Stairs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110818</link>
<description>Rating: -0.17 on 29 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I dont care aboot yer ugly chitlens&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Aug 2007 05:43:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News: Dont Fuck Wit Jerks on Da Interwebs...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110628</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 24 reviews, last by Progr3ss 2 years ago</description>
<author>banned</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:49:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Fell In To  A Burning Ring Of Fire- PG-11 </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110601</link>
<description>Rating: -1.04 on 23 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>banned</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:53:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Fell In To  A Burning Ring Of Fire!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110600</link>
<description>Rating: -1.40 on 12 reviews, last by firefly 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GET OOT MA FACE&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:45:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shlongy Goes for a Stroll</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 32 reviews, last by Yozz 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GET OOT MA FACE&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 19:50:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Geek Off  Entry (NSFM)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110338</link>
<description>Rating: 0.68 on 18 reviews, last by JoeyG 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GET OOT MA FACE&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 06:04:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mr Thug Beats Up an Asshole From Seattle</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110272</link>
<description>Rating: 0.10 on 38 reviews, last by catalyst.dp 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GET OOT MA FACE&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 06:09:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>G0 RUSH W00!!! KEEL DEM UPPlTY SAN JOSE SABRECATS, W00!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110131</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 20 reviews, last by richardcranium 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GET OOT MA FACE&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2007 18:23:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>G0 CHlCAG0 RUSH W00!!! KEEL DEM FAGGY L.A. AVENGERS...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109987</link>
<description>Rating: 1.06 on 22 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GET OOT MA FACE&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Jul 2007 21:08:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Charminglybeef&#39;s Night on the Town!!! </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109830</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 18 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;IMO THROW U INA RAVEEN&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Jul 2007 07:33:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>lT BEGlNS.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109786</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 52 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;IMO THROW U INA RAVEEN&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Jul 2007 19:46:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>TAFFY F0R All</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109753</link>
<description>Rating: 0.18 on 31 reviews, last by a_little_more_time 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;IMO THROW U INA RAVEEN&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Jul 2007 17:42:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lamest Front Page in the History of the Chicago Sun Times...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109689</link>
<description>Rating: -0.05 on 21 reviews, last by Lambchop 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Kill Yer Family&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:25:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>EXPERlMA lS MA BlTCH</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109498</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 28 reviews, last by Flack 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Its Time to Invade Canada&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:22:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: Masters of Songwriting: Biz Markie</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109430</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 11 reviews, last by Flack 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Its Time to Invade Canada&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.59 on 26 reviews, last by Flack 2 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.20 on 15 reviews, last by Flack 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Its Time to Invade Canada&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.77 on 29 reviews, last by Flack 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Its Time to Invade Canada&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>My message for Thorpe</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.83 on 31 reviews, last by Respek 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Its Time to Invade Canada&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.52 on 23 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Its Time to Invade Canada&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.53 on 20 reviews, last by Flack 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Its Time to Invade Canada&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.81 on 16 reviews, last by Flack 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Its Time to Invade Canada&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>LOcal Fatass gros a Mustache....</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.37 on 12 reviews, last by Flack 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuck yer lil barkin rat dog imo punt it&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 May 2007 06:37:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title> Shlongy&#39;s Nighmare Revealed: the real reason hes a Bitter Washed Up Nobody</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 14 reviews, last by Flack 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuck yer lil barkin rat dog imo punt it&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.57 on 8 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago</description>
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<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuck yer lil barkin rat dog imo punt it&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>H0W l F0UND G0D</title>
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<title>ILIKESTEAK Gets Beebed</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 26 reviews, last by Flack 2 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.04 on 31 reviews, last by Fatterrific 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuck yer lil barkin rat dog imo punt it&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>What The Bulls did to the Heat tonight...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.09 on 25 reviews, last by Flack 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuck yer lil barkin rat dog imo punt it&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Habeeb Camwhores.... giggle</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.36 on 20 reviews, last by firefly 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuck yer lil barkin rat dog imo punt it&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Apology</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.30 on 38 reviews, last by beauxjizzle 2 years ago</description>
<author>Cho Suing-Hui</author>
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<title>2016 : Chose Chicago- CH00SE AMERICA!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100780</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 25 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Mayor Richard J. Daley</author>
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<title>The Difference between a Dude from  chitown and a random Nigger From Another town</title>
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<author>Don Imus</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.26 on 28 reviews, last by MEGACITO 2 years ago</description>
<author>Don Imus</author>
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<title>You all Look Like a Bunch of Nappy Headed Ho&#39;s</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.32 on 34 reviews, last by Flack 2 years ago</description>
<author>Don Imus</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 20:57:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Why New York Sucks</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.66 on 35 reviews, last by Flack 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100384</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 25 reviews, last by Flack 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Da Cubs are for Sale</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100336</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 43 reviews, last by Flack 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Coleys Last Date take 2</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.48 on 56 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Coleys Last Date...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100257</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 6 reviews, last by Flack 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>H0T l6 YEAR 0LDS FLASHlN ME...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 60 reviews, last by Flack 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100096</link>
<description>Rating: -0.04 on 42 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 19:34:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>After the Assult of 2012: first entry</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/100078</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 23 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:16:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Canada&#39;s Official National Song!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99818</link>
<description>Rating: 0.28 on 16 reviews, last by TheUniter 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:20:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Coley (aka Buffalo) Gets Violated</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.07 on 28 reviews, last by lungfish 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:29:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>lM PREGNANT T00</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99568</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 27 reviews, last by thorpe 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:37:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99506</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 47 reviews, last by ess-arr 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; EVERYTHINGS FINE &quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>ATTN ALL CHlGAG0 UBERERS: D0ES ANYONE KN0W DA NAME 0F DlS RED BUILDlING? G0 CHlCAG0 W00!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; EVERYTHINGS FINE &quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Mar 2007 06:45:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>T0DAY lS JENNlFER HUDS0N DAY !?!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.70 on 32 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; EVERYTHINGS FINE &quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Somethings Wrong With Everyone</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.83 on 38 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Mar 2007 21:17:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 74 reviews, last by beeltea 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.32 on 29 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/99211</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 6 reviews, last by gravitas 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:54:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>D-Prime&#39;s Chick Gets Beebed</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 36 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:40:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 21 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>HAbeebs HAnds turKey Thettor</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.89 on 23 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.85 on 19 reviews, last by rorrim 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Please Critique ma Um</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.50 on 4 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2007 06:41:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pussy Ass PC Friendly HippyEmoDomness Strickes Again: FUCK YOU NCAA</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.62 on 17 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.96 on 34 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Best Video of 2006 Award... weeps</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 9 reviews, last by odin 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.59 on 32 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>A Moment in the Park</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98534</link>
<description>Rating: 1.06 on 25 reviews, last by ICO 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Im sad.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98462</link>
<description>Rating: 0.11 on 19 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; GO RUSH WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Damn they beet out ass pretty good....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98412</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 29 reviews, last by goferforhire 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; OMG BEARS BEARS BEARS WOO&quot;Thomas</author>
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<title>0MG G0 BEARS W00!!!: I baleeve da um rebulicans are um jerks and da democrats are coo...; FUCK DAT l JUST WANNA GET BY BART BART&quot;S TITLE SHlT</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98381</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 39 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; OMG BEARS BEARS BEARS WOO&quot;Thomas</author>
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<title>Storm Headed For Southern Florida, Weahter Experts Say TAKE COVER OMG!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98322</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 31 reviews, last by Gunslinger 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; OMG BEARS BEARS BEARS WOO&quot;Thomas</author>
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<title>Storm Headed for Souther Florida, NAtional Weather Service says take Cover...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98321</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; OMG BEARS BEARS BEARS WOO&quot;Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Feb 2007 04:07:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I ApologiZe For So Many GO BEARSS WOO!! Posts... Wait NO I DONT FUCK U</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98278</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 53 reviews, last by greEn_uGly 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; OMG BEARS BEARS BEARS WOO&quot;Thomas</author>
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<title>BARBAR0 lS DEAD!!! G0 BEARS W00!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/98183</link>
<description>Rating: -0.90 on 12 reviews, last by thorpe 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; OMG BEARS BEARS BEARS WOO&quot;Thomas</author>
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<title>0H G0D N0!!! weeeeeeeeeeeps (vnsfw)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97983</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 35 reviews, last by Zoidberg 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
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<title>NFC Champs W00!!! -Go on Keep Doubtin</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97954</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 31 reviews, last by Unabonger 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 04:47:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00: AINT N0 HURRlCANE OR THlEVlNG NlGGERS GONNA SAVE DA SKANKS FROM DA BEARSSS!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97907</link>
<description>Rating: 0.35 on 41 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2007 16:21:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The New Fashion Statement in New Orleans</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97851</link>
<description>Rating: -0.23 on 23 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 19:38:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News: Sigh.... I give up...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97784</link>
<description>Rating: 1.59 on 35 reviews, last by rob_berg 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97664</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 35 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:01:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00: DestroY DEm SHEHAWKS</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97642</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 48 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:22:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Religous Message For the Day....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97639</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 10 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2007 18:25:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uberer&#39;s NOSE&#39; thier Fellow Uberer&#39;s&#39;&#39;..Um First Annual Uber Nose Post.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97475</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 30 reviews, last by JulsInsane 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Jan 2007 21:18:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>BOSH&#39;S Boss&#39; Son Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97389</link>
<description>Rating: 0.89 on 23 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 680 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Jan 2007 07:45:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News: Fat Bitch Falls and Blocks Cave: Traps Everyone...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97347</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 41 reviews, last by Creepy_guy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Jan 2007 05:02:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GO  BEARS WOO!!:Keel Dem Packers</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97268</link>
<description>Rating: -0.13 on 18 reviews, last by dexpaxas 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2006 19:55:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Saddam Husane Gets Beebed (executed)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97243</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 20 reviews, last by dexpaxas 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:51:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The most Famous Song in Vidoe Game history sung by Habeeb</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97217</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 25 reviews, last by dexpaxas 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:17:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Letter From Ma Son...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97152</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 24 reviews, last by dexpaxas 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:07:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GO BEARS WOO!!!: Crush Dem Lion Pussies</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97109</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 19 reviews, last by dexpaxas 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 17:00:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>To Berry, Ma Uberfriend.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97024</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 25 reviews, last by dexpaxas 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 04:44:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>2 Rabbits Discuss Da Future And Free Will</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96921</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 16 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:10:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00!!!  Fuck Dem Bucs...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96903</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 9 reviews, last by chipolatte 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:30:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>HABEEBS R0CKlN EM0 S0NG</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96850</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 43 reviews, last by forensicgirl3 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:28:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>An Hour In the Life Of Marty The Bengal</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96802</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 25 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:14:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How a Gay Man Looks After Accidental Butt Seckz...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96705</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 18 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Dec 2006 20:11:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(NSFW  Text)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96605</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 21 reviews, last by rejected 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Dec 2006 06:43:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Coloring Contest</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96550</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 20 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Dec 2006 05:58:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck Da Present... G0 1973 W00!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96505</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 32 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Dec 2006 06:07:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck Da Present...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96504</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Dec 2006 06:02:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00!!! KEEL DEM CHUMP VlKlNGS</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96451</link>
<description>Rating: 0.73 on 30 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 Dec 2006 07:34:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lesbian Goth Cows Spotted Grazin&#39; In Nebraska</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96443</link>
<description>Rating: 1.49 on 32 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 Dec 2006 19:42:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Welcome to the South Chicago Suburbs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96335</link>
<description>Rating: 1.03 on 22 reviews, last by Shlongy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:07:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Henry Darger Tribute Post</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96185</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 17 reviews, last by Sinistral 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:03:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00!! FUCK THE FAGTREIOTS AND B0STON in the ear (YA HAPPY BART BART, I BET U DONT WANT DA BEARS TO WIN IT ALL) FUCK Y0U</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96174</link>
<description>Rating: 0.23 on 26 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 08:45:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News: Atlanta Cops Fuck Up and Kill Innocent Granny ( weep)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96042</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 32 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:29:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Special Habeeb Sex Sound File From 10 Years Ago...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95932</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 15 reviews, last by GnarlsBarkley 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:15:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00!!! KEEL DEM JETS lN DA FACE</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95900</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 21 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.85 on 38 reviews, last by coley 3 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.19 on 25 reviews, last by TheUniter 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Would U Ever Consider Fuckin A Cow??? After Seeing This U Might....(VNSFW)</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by Timmaaaaah 3 years ago</description>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00??! PLEASE JEEBUS LET DEM WlN</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 25 reviews, last by GetNakeddd 3 years ago</description>
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<title>Gnarls?Barclay Gets Beebed</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 29 reviews, last by orphelia 659 days ago</description>
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<title>Mrs. Beeb gets Beebed</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.20 on 19 reviews, last by MANICMOTHER 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
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<title>Sinistral Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95396</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 13 reviews, last by trivia91 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
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<title>0H G0DDAMMlT...WEEEEP</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95333</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 40 reviews, last by GetNakeddd 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
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<title>Sicoseman Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95206</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 19 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 3 years ago</description>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95131</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 33 reviews, last by Bubba2341 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
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<title>DA BEARS ARE C0MlNG...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95079</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 16 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
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<title>PUSSY C0MPlLATlION</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94995</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 159 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.16 on 34 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.56 on 41 reviews, last by Istaros 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.91 on 28 reviews, last by stevie_says 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.42 on 29 reviews, last by Zoidberg 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94637</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 38 reviews, last by Istaros 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
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<title>Caul the Frenchy Gets Beebed in his Underoos</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94578</link>
<description>Rating: 0.97 on 49 reviews, last by Hairsphincter 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94543</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 19 reviews, last by FartSmeller 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
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<title>When Ugly Is BEEEEEUUTlFUL!!!! G0 BEARS W00!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94496</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 33 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94470</link>
<description>Rating: 0.71 on 26 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
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<title>FunnyasCancer Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94428</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 21 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
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<title>Mike Ditka Doesnt like to Wait in Line...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94412</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 26 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
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<title>Habeebs Do Nothin Competition</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94337</link>
<description>Rating: 1.13 on 30 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
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<title>A Few Reasons I Came To Ubersite To Beeb Slores,,,</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 69 reviews, last by Shlongy 670 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
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<title>Habeeb Two for One Post: G0 BEARS W00!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.70 on 12 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
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<title>mETHODS wEBSITE GETS BEEBED</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 32 reviews, last by Bubba2341 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 6 Oct 2006 01:48:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My  AIM conversation with Mark Foley... WEEEP</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 22 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 5 Oct 2006 17:39:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 32 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
<author>hABEEB &quot;IM FINE &quot; THOMAS</author>
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<title>SPEClAL K GETS BEEBED</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93642</link>
<description>Rating: 0.16 on 21 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>hABEEB &quot;IM FINE &quot; THOMAS</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:00:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 9 reviews, last by COMountain 3 years ago</description>
<author>Chris Simms</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:06:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 1.09 on 13 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RAAAAA &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.07 on 17 reviews, last by AsshOly 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RAAAAA &quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2006 04:42:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 1.04 on 40 reviews, last by Newty 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RAAAAA &quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2006 20:26:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News: WALKlN SHARK DlSC0VERED: RUN F0 Y0 LlVES...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93202</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 53 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RAAAAA &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.12 on 18 reviews, last by livEvil 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RAAAAA &quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 18:07:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/93022</link>
<description>Rating: 1.04 on 29 reviews, last by apollo88 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RAAAAA &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 27 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RAAAAA &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 58 reviews, last by Fabish 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RAAAAA &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 35 reviews, last by strwbryfanatic 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Sep 2006 02:46:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Its Been One Year Since Katrina....</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.06 on 33 reviews, last by FartSmeller 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 35 reviews, last by thorpe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Baret Bart is ma frind now...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 9 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 04:49:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91964</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 23 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 5 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91910</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 37 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91748</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 24 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91584</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 48 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>THE MS-PAlNT BALLAD 0F BlLL  AND HlS L0VE (SHES S0 SNEAKY)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.57 on 23 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Habeeb VlDWHORES....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91323</link>
<description>Rating: -0.03 on 26 reviews, last by DeathJester 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>ADD: FUCK Y0U ENUFF 0F THlS...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 23 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>HELPFUL ADVlCE F0R ALL...  PART 2</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 19 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>HELPFUL ADVlCE F0R ALL...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90868</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 27 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>MS-PAlNT OF &quot;SUCH A PRETTY LlTTLE GlRL&quot; P0ST</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.65 on 29 reviews, last by MistressFist 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH HAVE WON ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Katy&#39;s Lil Baby Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90403</link>
<description>Rating: 1.22 on 32 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH HAVE WON ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2006 19:54:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/90323</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 23 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH HAVE WON ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Illustrated News: Part Of The Problem</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.37 on 33 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH HAVE WON ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Sometimes Ma Knee Geevs OOT Weeeeeep</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 20 reviews, last by Shlongy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH HAVE WON ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>D-Prime Madness: Eat Yer Poison... LIL GIRL BAHAHAHAHAHA (NSFL)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89631</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 21 reviews, last by thorpe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH HAVE WON ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>D-Prime Madness: CR0WD ON THIER FEET....</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 19 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH HAVE WON ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.31 on 37 reviews, last by CoachMagirk27 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH HAVE WON ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 35 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH HAVE WON ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 42 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH ARE GOIN TO ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Annual Crazy Spellin Bee Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88648</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 29 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Moist Pantaloons&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>How Gary the  Bear Died...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88560</link>
<description>Rating: 0.73 on 25 reviews, last by Berty 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Moist Pantaloons&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>An Inspirational message for all Ma Uber friends...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88290</link>
<description>Rating: 0.14 on 16 reviews, last by Wallstreet 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;JUDGE NOT LEST THEE BE JUDGED THINESELF&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Illustrated News: OMG HAPPY CRACK !!!?!!?!?!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88113</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 21 reviews, last by livEvil 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;JUDGE NOT LEST THEE BE JUDGED THINESELF&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Before U Kill Yer Neybor, SaY this to Him ands He Will Leave U BEE</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87612</link>
<description>Rating: 0.29 on 23 reviews, last by Brendon 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;JUDGE NOT LEST THEE BE JUDGED THINESELF&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>MS-Paint Peener Contest Entry</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87453</link>
<description>Rating: 1.51 on 42 reviews, last by CoachMagirk27 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;JUDGE NOT LEST THEE BE JUDGED THINESELF&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Ilustrated News: Keith Richards Falls Out Of A Palm Tree</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87386</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 29 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;FUCK ALL IMMIGRANTS&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>l GEEV U JERKS FREE CARFAX REP0RTS lFN CHU WAN EM</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87148</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 57 reviews, last by Brendon 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GOD DAMN WHITE SOX&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.34 on 34 reviews, last by Axolotl 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GOD DAMN WHITE SOX&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.77 on 38 reviews, last by simple_catalyst 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GOD DAMN WHITE SOX&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 47 reviews, last by Kent_Weirdo 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Calm Down, Its just a Website&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.06 on 37 reviews, last by The_Cyst_Master 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Calm Down, Its just a Website&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.05 on 18 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Calm Down, Its just a Website&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.45 on 37 reviews, last by The_Cyst_Master 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Calm Down, Its just a Website&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.25 on 13 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Calm Down, Its just a Website&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>What St. Patricks Day Means To ME...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85495</link>
<description>Rating: -0.83 on 23 reviews, last by COMountain 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Love Da Earf&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.30 on 16 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Love Da Earf&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Chicks Wit Hairy Forearms are Bad</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 20 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Love Da Earf&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.91 on 31 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Love Da Earf&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 29 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Love Da Earf&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>ELECTR0 lS A WHALE... PROOF..DUN DUN DUN</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.36 on 19 reviews, last by Unabonger 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Love Da Earf&quot; Thomas</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84839</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 25 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Love Da Earf&quot; Thomas</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84779</link>
<description>Rating: 0.70 on 24 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Love Da Earf&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Cute Things are Special...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.21 on 29 reviews, last by AsshOly 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Love Da Earf&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Illustrated News: Man Hides In Bathrooms and Collects and Drinks Lil Boys Pee- Film at 11</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84677</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 34 reviews, last by inkursion 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Slice Yer Gullet&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.42 on 14 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Slice Yer Gullet&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.15 on 21 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Slice Yer Gullet&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Mario Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84431</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 31 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Slice Yer Gullet&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Modest Yahoo is NOT COOL</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84362</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 34 reviews, last by thorpe 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Slice Yer Gullet&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Official New Logo of UBERSITE WOO!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84300</link>
<description>Rating: 0.11 on 35 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Slice Yer Gullet&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>The REAL Ultimate MS Paint: It Will Make You Weep and Kill Your Children WOO!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84244</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 75 reviews, last by apollo88 75 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title> Axolotl Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84218</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 29 reviews, last by hungovermondays 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Brdn_Nkd IS DEAD!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84160</link>
<description>Rating: 0.26 on 20 reviews, last by Amorphous 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.32 on 27 reviews, last by Davros 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Valentines Day....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83935</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 15 reviews, last by simple_catalyst 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Canadian Asshole  Caulaincourt Gets Beebed (AND LOVES IT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83824</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 75 reviews, last by MichelleNJ 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Endo-Meat Tree-OH SIS!!! (pLUS jONNY DaMON)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83800</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 18 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Look at ma New Computer...It is the Baddest Machine in the EAST GO STEELERS WOO!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83465</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 26 reviews, last by awesome_face 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Why Can&#39;t You&#39;s Guys Be Nice To Me?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83154</link>
<description>Rating: 0.98 on 60 reviews, last by Spooner 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Bart Bart&#39;s Newest Picture</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83103</link>
<description>Rating: -0.61 on 41 reviews, last by munkeypants 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2006 21:18:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I have been Lurking For a Spell and have now gathered up The courage for my first post...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83085</link>
<description>Rating: -0.12 on 40 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Captian Tits</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/80382</link>
<description>Rating: -0.26 on 44 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Peaceful Monk&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Urbane in 50 Years (NSFP)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78554</link>
<description>Rating: -0.06 on 40 reviews, last by czwij 514 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Peaceful Monk&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>H0T NAKED PlCS OF H0T NAKED CHlCKS D0lNG MAS0NARY W0RK</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78330</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 15 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Peaceful Monk&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Illustrated News: D0N&#39;T BRlNG DRUGS T0 SlNGAP0RE...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78241</link>
<description>Rating: -0.37 on 18 reviews, last by Ditka 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Peaceful Monk&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Ilustrated News: Pastor gets Fried Baptisin&#39; Woman</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78167</link>
<description>Rating: 0.90 on 21 reviews, last by Ditka 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Peaceful Monk&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Shlongy is a Zombie and A Chicken Molester- PH0T0GRAPHlC PR00F</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78116</link>
<description>Rating: -1.10 on 28 reviews, last by Ditka 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;STOP CALLNG ME&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Bears- an</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78107</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 9 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;STOP CALLNG ME&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>MA Singing debut</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78035</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 16 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 3 years ago</description>
<author>Farmer Jose Brown</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Oct 2005 23:01:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>l&#39;M MASTERBATLNG RlGHT N0W</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77913</link>
<description>Rating: -0.45 on 22 reviews, last by Wallstreet 4 years ago</description>
<author>WHITE SOX, WHITE SOX , GO GO WHITE SOX</author>
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<title>w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77836</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 22 reviews, last by Ditka 3 years ago</description>
<author>WHITE SOX, WHITE SOX , GO GO WHITE SOX</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2005 04:46:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>W0RLD SERlES SHUFFLE!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77657</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 19 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 4 years ago</description>
<author>WHITE SOX, WHITE SOX , GO GO WHITE SOX</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 20:04:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ASTR0S, ASTROS, go go ASTROS...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77508</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 15 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>WHITE SOX, WHITE SOX , GO GO WHITE SOX</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77442</link>
<description>Rating: -1.40 on 16 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 4 years ago</description>
<author>WHITE SOX, WHITE SOX , GO GO WHITE SOX</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 04:07:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77441</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>WHITE SOX, WHITE SOX , GO GO WHITE SOX</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 04:01:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lechuga Hates America and is Highly Gay</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77273</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 15 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>WHITE SOX, WHITE SOX , GO GO WHITE SOX</author>
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<title>Electro is very fat</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77255</link>
<description>Rating: -0.03 on 33 reviews, last by Smack_Fuck 3 years ago</description>
<author>WHITE SOX, WHITE SOX , GO GO WHITE SOX</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2005 18:53:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>CAN U DlG lT, SUCKAS!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77148</link>
<description>Rating: 0.21 on 17 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Stab U Dead</author>
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<title>Average_Joe Gets Murdered In Niger</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76927</link>
<description>Rating: 0.31 on 21 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Stab U Dead</author>
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<title>A Message from thy Lord</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76875</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 9 reviews, last by Ditka 3 years ago</description>
<author>Jeebus</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76832</link>
<description>Rating: -0.77 on 29 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>How Culumbo discovered America</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.61 on 15 reviews, last by Zoidberg 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Next person that posts about rape gets banned</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76734</link>
<description>Rating: 0.06 on 25 reviews, last by jinhenkim 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Cutting is Wrong....</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.91 on 14 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>WHlTE S0X.... FUCKYEAH</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76675</link>
<description>Rating: 0.39 on 41 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Hedonism in Chicago: 10/4-5/05</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76648</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 13 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76540</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 19 reviews, last by Berty 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Illustrated News: Retard Sex Scandal ..OMG</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76520</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 35 reviews, last by JohnnyTruant 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>nstw</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76331</link>
<description>Rating: 0.64 on 11 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>PIcture of Me as a Youngin for Stupid Pedo COntest</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76202</link>
<description>Rating: -0.79 on 28 reviews, last by Magic_Monkey 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Illustrated News: THE SOX AND BEARS ARE KlLLlNG CHICAGO FANS</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75983</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 20 reviews, last by Foonbo 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>A Message for the Shitcinati Bengals From DA BEARS WOO!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75833</link>
<description>Rating: -0.38 on 26 reviews, last by DooZa 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>ePIC bATTLE: cOWBeLL vS pEENER</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75745</link>
<description>Rating: -0.08 on 29 reviews, last by Axolotl 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>G0 HURRlCANE RlTA W00!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75637</link>
<description>Rating: -0.06 on 19 reviews, last by BillsSBChamps 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>SFW TubGirl Tuesday- Non ChildPorn Version....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75557</link>
<description>Rating: 0.17 on 17 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>I Am  A Useless Pile Of Guts And Bones... (weeps)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/75120</link>
<description>Rating: 1.04 on 35 reviews, last by a_reader 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO SAINTS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>G0 FooTBALL W00!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74919</link>
<description>Rating: 0.35 on 29 reviews, last by Stabkill 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO SAINTS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>FUCK THE PATRl0TS...........</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74809</link>
<description>Rating: 0.11 on 25 reviews, last by DBecs 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO SAINTS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>ODE T0 FRIT0S CHlLLl CHEESE C0RN CHIPS</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74724</link>
<description>Rating: 0.96 on 30 reviews, last by Siren 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO SAINTS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Sep 2005 01:03:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>HadtoBeDone Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74463</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 25 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO SAINTS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>l AM lN L0VE WlTH 0SAMA BlN LADEN.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74356</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 24 reviews, last by Axolotl 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;not Bart Bat&quot; Clifone... er um Thomas</author>
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<title>Naked Pics Of  Katrina (PLUS NEW ORLEEENS GETS BEEBED)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74243</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 52 reviews, last by JonnyX 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;not Bart Bat&quot; Clifone... er um Thomas</author>
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<title>Back in Blizackosmackoreebokakomotacckoattackoo</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/74193</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 29 reviews, last by Axolotl 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;not Bart Bat&quot; Clifone... er um Thomas</author>
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<title>A Message for all of my Friends at Uber...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73484</link>
<description>Rating: 0.21 on 52 reviews, last by NetProphet 4 years ago</description>
<author> Bart Cilfone &lt;uberuser.at.cilfone.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2005 04:00:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News: GO INDIANA WOO!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73443</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 17 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Mo Edge&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Big Fat Man Rolls Down Hill</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73353</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 50 reviews, last by darko 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Mo Edge&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>It&#39;s going to be a GIRL!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73117</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 20 reviews, last by AsshOly 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Mo Edge&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>l L0ST MA EDGE????.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/73066</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 26 reviews, last by darko 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Mo Edge&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2005 15:39:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Real Bored at Work Post Picture..... Sorry for the shiftly mouse clicking</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72987</link>
<description>Rating: -0.24 on 31 reviews, last by MrSparkle847 4 years ago</description>
<author>Dr. Habeeb A. Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2005 16:45:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Need to Get a Post on Bored At Work,; This is That Post...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72984</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 25 reviews, last by HighVoltage900 3 years ago</description>
<author>Dr. Habeeb A. Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Aug 2005 16:22:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MUNKEYPANTS GETS BEEPED AGAlN, PLUS BEARS WlN W00!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72768</link>
<description>Rating: -0.79 on 30 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Dr. Habeeb A. Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 9 Aug 2005 03:57:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>T0DAY lT BEGlNS....... G0 _____ WOO!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72724</link>
<description>Rating: 1.57 on 20 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Dr. Habeeb A. Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Aug 2005 16:26:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>PETER JENNlNGS HAS DlED..... (nsfw)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72688</link>
<description>Rating: -0.75 on 18 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Dr. Habeeb A. Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Aug 2005 04:56:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MunkeyPants Gets a Boob Job</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72483</link>
<description>Rating: 1.59 on 25 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Dr. Habeeb A. Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Aug 2005 19:24:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Baby Pics For Jerk Ass Magee&#39;s Baby Directory and Secret Porn Stash</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72405</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 27 reviews, last by Ltap 635 days ago</description>
<author>U.S. Department Of Justice</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Aug 2005 21:39:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Federal Supeona To Cease Operations Of  www.ubersite.com</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72300</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 37 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago</description>
<author>U.S. Department Of Justice</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Aug 2005 17:18:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This Man Will Murder YOU</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/72002</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 38 reviews, last by haikumikoo 511 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2005 14:10:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Racist Post Thursday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71919</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 35 reviews, last by firefly 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2005 15:24:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MUNKEYPANTS lS A GENlUS!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71853</link>
<description>Rating: 1.03 on 32 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2005 18:32:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Basher Magee Gets Arrested</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71775</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 18 reviews, last by Darth_Adwain 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2005 19:20:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>l&#39;M G0NNA DlE!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71429</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 28 reviews, last by Biznochizzle 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2005 15:57:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>cAULAINCORT GETS BEEBED</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71262</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 34 reviews, last by Totally_useless 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2005 17:32:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dear Jebus, Fuck Everyone in the Nose, FUCK EM</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71194</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 35 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2005 02:49:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Cactus For You All</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71155</link>
<description>Rating: 0.73 on 34 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Tigerlilly Is Hulk Hogan, also, Bart Bart is coo, I gots no Beef</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/71051</link>
<description>Rating: 0.95 on 23 reviews, last by UrbaneMischief 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2005 01:10:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Thing to do on a Warm Summer&#39;s Day (?NSFW?)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69743</link>
<description>Rating: 0.15 on 97 reviews, last by JonnyX 17 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Jul 2005 04:45:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rare Pictures Of  Assholes In Action In the Forest</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69511</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 87 reviews, last by Harbinger 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2005 18:47:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>StrawberryFanatic Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69470</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 25 reviews, last by stevie_says 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2005 06:18:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hansons New Sound, the Bro&#39;s Sound GOOD!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69180</link>
<description>Rating: 0.64 on 14 reviews, last by TheSpook 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2005 18:38:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The TRUTH Aboot MichiCon 2005 (MUST READ IF YOU ARE ATTENDING)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/69058</link>
<description>Rating: 1.97 on 43 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Bill Cosby&#39;s Advice of the Day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68829</link>
<description>Rating: 0.79 on 21 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Micheal Jackson Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68778</link>
<description>Rating: 0.97 on 25 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Ilustrated News: Camel Sits on Lady: Fence Remains Unpainted</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68734</link>
<description>Rating: 1.82 on 35 reviews, last by fluffy_love 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2005 04:55:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>1987 Mustang GT For Sale</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68614</link>
<description>Rating: 0.96 on 80 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2005 20:03:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For Jeanee, with Love...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68463</link>
<description>Rating: 0.36 on 22 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2005 03:52:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mike Gerald Tyson: 20 Years of Boxing Greatness...(Well at least 10)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/68418</link>
<description>Rating: 1.89 on 53 reviews, last by ilikesteak 633 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2005 16:45:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67967</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 32 reviews, last by WillZone 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Wheres ma Ludes&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Bandwagon Bandwagon MADDNEZZ!! CLIMB ABOARD</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67730</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 18 reviews, last by Jeanneee 4 years ago</description>
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<title>What MunkeyPants Would Look Like On SouthPark</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67656</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 17 reviews, last by NetProphet 4 years ago</description>
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<title>I Hate Bart Bart (UberBadness)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67614</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 36 reviews, last by Danger_Ranger 4 years ago</description>
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<title>Ubercon Morgue</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67438</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 30 reviews, last by Duke_Diggler 4 years ago</description>
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<title>The RedSox&#39; New Mascot</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67394</link>
<description>Rating: 0.35 on 24 reviews, last by Duke_Diggler 4 years ago</description>
<author>MunkeyPants</author>
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<title>We midwesterners are NOT QUITTERS!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67227</link>
<description>Rating: 0.82 on 39 reviews, last by Lechuga 4 years ago</description>
<author>MunkeyPants</author>
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<title>What I Look Like When I</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/67226</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 12 reviews, last by Lechuga 4 years ago</description>
<author>MunkeyPants</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2005 03:14:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You Dress Yo Mammy</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.73 on 16 reviews, last by stevie_says 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I&#39;m all outta ideas&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>UberPoll: MACDonalds or MICKDonalds???</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66549</link>
<description>Rating: 0.82 on 73 reviews, last by rikkufanboy001 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I&#39;m all outta ideas&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Uber Caption Contest</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66372</link>
<description>Rating: 0.81 on 26 reviews, last by AsshOly 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I&#39;m all outta ideas&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Morlock Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66242</link>
<description>Rating: -0.29 on 26 reviews, last by missflibble 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I&#39;m all outta ideas&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Lechuga&#39;s New Woman (NSFSM)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66070</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 23 reviews, last by ICO 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I&#39;m all outta ideas&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Dangerous Minirity Man May Kill You, And Make you Forget To Save Your Image As A .gif or a .jpg.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66037</link>
<description>Rating: 0.27 on 16 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I&#39;m all outta ideas&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Dangerous Minority Man May Kill You....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/66036</link>
<description>Rating: -0.40 on 8 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I&#39;m all outta ideas&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>10 Reasons Against Ubercon June in Michigan</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65946</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 41 reviews, last by darko 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I&#39;m all outta ideas&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Washin and Waxin a Truck is Hard Work</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.16 on 35 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I&#39;m all outta ideas&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>We Live on the Earth</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.66 on 32 reviews, last by stevie_says 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I&#39;m all outta ideas&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>The Twin Towers are no More...</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.01 on 42 reviews, last by Wiggles 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I&#39;m all outta ideas&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Bill Cosby is Pissed at You...</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.44 on 32 reviews, last by rikkufanboy001 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Make me a Sammich&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>l AM AMAZING</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.46 on 34 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Make me a Sammich&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>I Done Got Hitched Yesterday And  My Moobs Got Sunburnt And My Mitties Got Bitten By &#39;Skeeters (CAMWHORE)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65488</link>
<description>Rating: 0.96 on 30 reviews, last by rikkufanboy001 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Make me a Sammich&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>l WANT MORE HlTS SO l CAN PASS TOM SORRELL ON THE MVA!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 41 reviews, last by rikkufanboy001 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuk a Dyke&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>The Epic Battle Between JGreening and Whatthehell Depicted in MSPAINT</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65270</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 40 reviews, last by orphelia 659 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuk a Dyke&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Merlina&#39;s Ass Cat Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65244</link>
<description>Rating: 0.99 on 34 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuk a Dyke&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>People/Things/Idea That Make Me Want To Touch My Peener (NSFW) (187 hits)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65158</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 15 reviews, last by Duke_Diggler 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuk a Dyke&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Serious Flash About Abortion</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/65071</link>
<description>Rating: 0.17 on 17 reviews, last by Feijuada 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuk a Dyke&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>HELMUT CAT WlLL KlLL U  VERSION 2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64969</link>
<description>Rating: 1.06 on 36 reviews, last by darkwulffe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuk a Dyke&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>HELMUT CAT WlLL KlLL U</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64968</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 23 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuk a Dyke&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Zoidberg Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64831</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 37 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuk a Dyke&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Cute Buny Foo Foo Gives Helpful Advice: Part One</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64798</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 43 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuk a Dyke&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>A Disaster Has Occured On My Desktop</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64720</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 24 reviews, last by Jeanneee 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuk a Dyke&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>A  Disaster Has Occured On My Desktop</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64719</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuk a Dyke&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 05:36:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Call (219) 285-2200 for a Good Time</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64587</link>
<description>Rating: -0.08 on 15 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuk a Dyke&quot; Thomas</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64568</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 18 reviews, last by Lechuga 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuk a Dyke&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Uber Contest: Name my Uber Contest</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64499</link>
<description>Rating: 0.41 on 35 reviews, last by rollerboognish 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuk a Dyke&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>I Hate Dodges...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64342</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 43 reviews, last by AsshOly 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuk a Dyke&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>There is A Liquidy Substance on Her Left Nipple; I Blame The Taliban</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.07 on 19 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuk a Dyke&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>The Sound of the U.S. Goverment in Action</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64232</link>
<description>Rating: 0.31 on 15 reviews, last by firefly 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Good Work Bart Bart&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>UBERC0N CHIcAG0 W000!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64180</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 30 reviews, last by chicagogirl 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Good Work Bart Bart&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>The Symbol Of America, And a Message For Hulk Hogan</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/64138</link>
<description>Rating: 0.84 on 30 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Good Work Bart Bart&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>N0 MORE HiT COUNTER... I&#39;M 0UT</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.95 on 32 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WTF BART BART!!?!!?! Thomas</author>
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<title>Wonderous ArtWork that will Engorge Your Peener.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/63616</link>
<description>Rating: 1.13 on 24 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Go Away&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Testing Razor&#39;s  Hypothesis From Back in The Day: Jerk Minorities Shanking out Fetuses While High on PCP</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62938</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 26 reviews, last by Shlongy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Go Away&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Weed Smoker Vs. Anti Weed Smoker</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62808</link>
<description>Rating: -0.69 on 14 reviews, last by funk_boy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Go Away&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>10 Reasons Why Jerks Should Pay</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62715</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 33 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Go Away&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Habeeb Thomas Super Awesome Variety Show</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62642</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 29 reviews, last by rad1101 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Go Away&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Baby Munkeypants Gets Beebed</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.57 on 24 reviews, last by jgreening 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Go Away&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Bart Bart, I wrote a song For You</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62444</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 26 reviews, last by Slypher 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Go Away&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Peeing in the Sink</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62367</link>
<description>Rating: 1.90 on 24 reviews, last by yurdamannowdog 559 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Go Away&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>A Sad Emo Love Ballad I wrote Because I am Out Of Iced Tea</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62323</link>
<description>Rating: 1.13 on 24 reviews, last by Falco 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Go Away&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Stab You Good!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62280</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 14 reviews, last by Sphagnum 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Go Away&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>My first Post</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/62157</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 19 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Go Away&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>A Picture of My Whack Ass New Chitlen: Habeeb is a Father</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61944</link>
<description>Rating: 1.48 on 33 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;bird Fucker&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>OMG!!!!!! Listen TO WHAT LINDSEY LOHAN HAS TO SAY ABOUT OTHER NUDE HOLLYWOOD JERKS IN THIS HOT XXX SECRET PHONE MESSAGE&gt; OMG ROLFCOPTER TO THE EXTREME!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61812</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 43 reviews, last by Disenchanted_lullaby 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;5 Time Offender&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>OMG!!!! Listen to what Hottie Lindsay Lohan Has to Say About Other Famous Hollywood Jerks!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61811</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Chronicles_of_College_Guy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;5 Time Offender&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2005 00:26:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>OMG!!!! Listen to what Hottie Lindsay Lohan Has to Say About Other Famous Hollywood Jerks!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61810</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 3 reviews, last by Chronicles_of_College_Guy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;5 Time Offender&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2005 00:26:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Micheal Jackson: I&#39;m Calling You out...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61663</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 18 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;5 Time Offender&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>strwbryFANatic: I don&#39;t engorge random internet strangers</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61578</link>
<description>Rating: -0.16 on 33 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;5 Time Offender&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>So there are only 51 people on uber who are more valueable than Habeeb? Scary</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61361</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 37 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;5 Time Offender&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Bart Bart, I Have Made A .Wav File that you can use as the Greeting to Ubersite. Don&#39;t Thank me, I Owe Ya</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61222</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 45 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;5 Time Offender&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Photoshop Comp #7 Entry (NSFW) I can do Peenershop Too Goodly Durrrgghhhh</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/61090</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 28 reviews, last by bush_for_god 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;5 Time Offender&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>What the Fizuck Happened To WWW. pulseHead.com???</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60962</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 14 reviews, last by Soul-Fly 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;5 Time Offender&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Ubernews 4003: Hardees New Burger will Murder you</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60862</link>
<description>Rating: 1.61 on 41 reviews, last by fluffy_love 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;5 Time Offender&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Fuck that&#39;s a DOG?? I thought It was terrible scarf or something.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60835</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 34 reviews, last by EbolaMay 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;5 Time Offender&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>I Murdered AdamDidit2You and Stole his How Wife</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60643</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 31 reviews, last by boneface 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;5 Time Offender&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>WOO, I&#39;m Unbanned!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/60572</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 57 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2005 03:08:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Help ME get this post on the Most Heated and I will reward Each of the reviewers with a Personal Gift. NSFW</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58278</link>
<description>Rating: 0.47 on 67 reviews, last by rad1101 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Feb 2005 05:03:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Uber-versary Present For Pol.ywallydoodleblowerousAJ</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/58206</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 16 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2005 18:05:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Suicide Letter</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57955</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 28 reviews, last by Slighty_Obnoxious 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2005 16:27:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tie for the Beeb To Bite The Big One. A Suicide Letter</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57954</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 7 reviews, last by Fartman 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2005 16:25:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What Boston Looks Like...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57891</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 27 reviews, last by 1Point21Gigawatts 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2005 20:37:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This Is What Happens When You Hire Beeb To Do An Original MS-Paint Drawing and Some Jerk Posts When he ISn&#39;t Supposed To...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57814</link>
<description>Rating: 0.90 on 12 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2005 03:56:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Wonderful Work Of Art To Brighten Your Day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57672</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 24 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2005 16:45:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Last Phrophet and his Crew of Hardcore Mo-Fo&#39;s Get Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57575</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 26 reviews, last by Slighty_Obnoxious 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2005 18:07:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>strwbryFANatic&#39;s Fish get Beebed (CONTAINS GRAPHIC NUDITY)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57520</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 10 reviews, last by Beer_bong 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jan 2005 05:56:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Snow Poem</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57442</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 13 reviews, last by chicagogirl 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
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<title>Teabag Post Thursday: Sweeping the Nation</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57228</link>
<description>Rating: -1.42 on 15 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2005 15:12:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If You Like Cake, I am Going to Murder You ( Also Electro&#39;s House got Robbed. He may be Dead. Mexicans did it. Fred Meyers Was a Witness)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57127</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 38 reviews, last by BubbaEarl 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57064</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 12 reviews, last by Zoidberg 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
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<title>Pics Of the Worlds Ugliest and Dumbest Human</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57053</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 20 reviews, last by Joemama 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
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<title>Electro&#39;s Favorite Pastime</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/57009</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 17 reviews, last by extacy_red 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
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<title>Tsunami&#39;s Got Chu Down?...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56927</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 14 reviews, last by stevie_says 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
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<title>I Have a Chance to Buy Bo Jackson&#39;s 2002 Suzuki Hayabusa: What Should I Do Uber???</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56898</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 20 reviews, last by The_Walrus 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
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<title>The Ramblings Of A True Drunkard</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56873</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 16 reviews, last by sparkle_pink 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
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<title>Walt Disney&#39;s Early Inspirations, Circa 1921</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56714</link>
<description>Rating: 0.54 on 32 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
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<title>Super Happy Funtime Comic (NSFNJ)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56630</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 47 reviews, last by ih8u2man 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
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<title>A Message for Stabbkill from Habeeb</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56603</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 13 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2005 01:48:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News: Corporate &quot;Monsters&quot; Strike Again</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56519</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 17 reviews, last by fluffy_love 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
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<title>What The Hell is A Brick?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56466</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 11 reviews, last by firefly 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2005 20:08:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lechuga Means Lettuce, And like Lettuce, Lechuga is Good for You ( A Tribute Post)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56398</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 19 reviews, last by Lechuga 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2005 06:15:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Polyamourousaj Loves the virgin Poontang, sick asshole</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56305</link>
<description>Rating: -0.12 on 9 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2005 07:13:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Deadly Tsunami: Live Photos</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56290</link>
<description>Rating: 0.44 on 20 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas PHD.</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2005 04:14:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>re:Vin Deisel &amp; 21y/olds</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/56015</link>
<description>Rating: -1.30 on 12 reviews, last by Kazzerax 4 years ago</description>
<author>Wazza</author>
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<title>Fuck Bishop Post Wensdsda..Wendsda. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPELL WENDSDAY???</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55908</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 13 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>Shlongy Drinkin a 40 oz.</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.60 on 38 reviews, last by JonnyX 24 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>My Tribute to Yellow Submarine</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.67 on 22 reviews, last by Wiggles 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>Crazy Bus Driver Scares da Chitlens ( Inspired by MunkeyPants)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.44 on 11 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>Chinga Tu Toaster. Come On, Let&#39;s Fight, You and Me Tough Guy. ROUND ONE BEGIN- DING uppercut, left hook...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.41 on 16 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 670 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>Habeebs Useful Advice: Volume 1- Bukkake</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55500</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 25 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>There is no need for two titles in a post ..OR..  FUCK YOU</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/55448</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 13 reviews, last by Slighty_Obnoxious 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>HOT NAKED PICS of Lindsey Lohan, Hilary Duff, Jane Fonda, and Lupe The Mexican Q-Tip</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.97 on 23 reviews, last by foodman 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>Poor Reggie White... RIP</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.62 on 18 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>PolymansuckingfagorousAJ Gets Beebed</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 23 reviews, last by WiKi 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>If Eric Rice is a Child Molester, Than Ubersite&#39;s Own Bart (Bart) Cilfone is a ... DUN DUN DUN</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 16 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>UBER ALERT: Munkeypants and Lady Plural involved in Secret Plot to Keep Electro Gay,... UBER ALERT!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.77 on 19 reviews, last by Timmah 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>An Erotic Tale of Two Lovers</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 18 reviews, last by Zoidberg 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>Nevermind</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.09 on 11 reviews, last by sublime 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Dec 2004 05:02:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Lost Everything BEcause Of This, Make Sure IT Doesn&#39;t Happen To You...DUN DUN DUN</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54561</link>
<description>Rating: 1.27 on 25 reviews, last by Zoidberg 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>I Declare Peace On Method</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.63 on 22 reviews, last by mystiamoon 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>Bird Still ain&#39;t Dead</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 18 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>Bird Still ain&#39;t Dead</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>It Came From the Great Beyond...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.82 on 12 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>l&#39;s GONNA STAB YOU</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.05 on 12 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>Hardcore Picture of My Iron Hard Peener</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.67 on 6 reviews, last by Avals 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>CRIPPLE FlGHT: REVOLUTION ON UBER</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/54202</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 27 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>Official Bart-Sanctioned Uber Holiday Fun Game: Win Stuff!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.34 on 37 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>Snoop Dog Puffin On a Blunt (remix)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53907</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 11 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>Illustrated News Blajiggity Nine: America Needs a New Hobby</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53753</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 18 reviews, last by fluffy_love 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>Merry Christmas to All. TACOS FOR EVERYONE!!!  (...Except Shlongy)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.76 on 21 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>WereWolves for MonkeyPants.  Jeebus Christ...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 17 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title> OMG CHICAGO IS BURNING AND IT&#39;S SO BAD i CAN&#39;T WEATCH mONDAY NIGHT fOOTBALL. bART bART IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.70 on 24 reviews, last by Beer_bong 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>help help MAYDAY MADAY CHICAGO IS BURNING</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53612</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 7 reviews, last by InkyFingers 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Dec 2004 02:35:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>help help MAYDAY MADAY CHICAGO IS BURNING</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Dec 2004 02:35:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>HELP HELP mayDAY mayday</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Dec 2004 02:35:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>HELP HELP mayDAY mayday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/53609</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Dec 2004 02:35:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am Going to Murder Shlongy</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.40 on 23 reviews, last by Shlongy 240 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>The REAL Place to Post your Uberdirectory Three pictures: Donitsu was Pulling  Gibberish on Yo Asses, What Nerve</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 12 reviews, last by firefly 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>Adventures of the One- Legged Caveman Teacher: Caveman Gets to Know His Students</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.38 on 25 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>Fare the Well, Ubersite.com</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.35 on 26 reviews, last by Lechuga 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>MS-Paint For Lojopes &quot;Colour Me In&quot;</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 14 reviews, last by Freakmagnet 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>Habeeb Camwhore: The True Habeeb Thomas Revealed Once and For All</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.79 on 16 reviews, last by GlitchCowman 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>Lechuga Gets Beebed</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.77 on 28 reviews, last by orphelia 472 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>FluteBoy Gets Murdered By Giant Naked Niggers</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.95 on 24 reviews, last by Lechuga 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 30 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb M.F. Thomas</author>
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<title>Another Message For The God Damn Chicago Bears From Habeeb</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.22 on 15 reviews, last by TheSpook 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jigga Jigga Wop</author>
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<title>Not Goatse</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.31 on 14 reviews, last by kai070169 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jigga Jigga Wop</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2004 19:07:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This Christina  Broad is Smokin..... Habeeb Wants to Stick His Sausage in her Fondu Pot. GO BEARS WOO!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.71 on 25 reviews, last by firefly 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jigga Jigga Wop</author>
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<title>Munkeypants is cute</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.20 on 38 reviews, last by mrloadinyourface 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jigga Jigga Wop</author>
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<title>Boy, Your Soul Better Belong To Jesus, MMM HMMM, Cause Your Ass Belongs To Me</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 14 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jigga Jigga Wop</author>
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<title>The Bears Get Beebed</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.87 on 28 reviews, last by FunnyAsCancer 4 years ago</description>
<author>Jigga Jigga Wop</author>
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<title>A message for the Bears from Habeeb Thomas</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.53 on 22 reviews, last by HadToBeDone 4 years ago</description>
<author>Biz Markie</author>
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<title>Kazzerax Gets Beebed ( requested by Tom)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.45 on 14 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Biz Markie</author>
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<title>VIolence is wrong, Honkies</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.04 on 23 reviews, last by Jerems 5 years ago</description>
<author>Biz Markie</author>
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<title>GodLovesALittleLovin Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/52055</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 14 reviews, last by GodLovesALittleLovin 5 years ago</description>
<author>What I did was wrong</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Nov 2004 20:56:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A funny MS-Paint Drawing to lighten Everyones day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51933</link>
<description>Rating: 0.63 on 24 reviews, last by tlozoot 5 years ago</description>
<author>What I did was wrong</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2004 20:10:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gibberish had Died. Good Riddance</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51854</link>
<description>Rating: -0.52 on 138 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 3 years ago</description>
<author>GO PANCREATIC CANCER WOO!!!</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2004 02:31:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Totally_Useless</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51789</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 18 reviews, last by Spooner 5 years ago</description>
<author>Free at Last, Free at Last, LAWD ALMIGHTEEE I&quot;S BE FREE AT L</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2004 16:41:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Apollo88</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51655</link>
<description>Rating: 1.15 on 13 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 5 years ago</description>
<author>Free at Last, Free at Last, LAWD ALMIGHTEEE I&quot;S BE FREE AT L</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2004 14:44:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GO BEARS WOo!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/51621</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 22 reviews, last by Spooner 5 years ago</description>
<author>Free at Last, Free at Last, LAWD ALMIGHTEEE I&quot;S BE FREE AT L</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2004 02:43:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Th e sickest thing ever</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50627</link>
<description>Rating: -1.18 on 39 reviews, last by Lechuga 4 years ago</description>
<author>I will give you the Plague</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Nov 2004 20:49:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Picture to Get All of Your Minds Offa this Crazy Election...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50524</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 23 reviews, last by Socialist_Joe 5 years ago</description>
<author>Fuck Voting. I voted for Pikachu</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Nov 2004 18:50:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Type GO BEARS WOO with your Peener or Booby</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50402</link>
<description>Rating: 0.09 on 15 reviews, last by Kazzerax 5 years ago</description>
<author>Fuck Voting. I voted for Pikachu</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 2 Nov 2004 21:37:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>BEARS WIN!!!!!!!!!  BooBies and TACOS FOR ALL!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50280</link>
<description>Rating: 0.71 on 17 reviews, last by NoahsArk 5 years ago</description>
<author>Fuck Boston. Curse my Ass. Curse this, PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTAHHHH</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 1 Nov 2004 18:30:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Testing Testing 1 2 3 ....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/50009</link>
<description>Rating: -0.64 on 12 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Fuck Boston. Curse my Ass. Curse this, PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTAHHHH</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2004 04:25:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tears of a Humerous Children&#39;s Entertainer</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49953</link>
<description>Rating: 0.58 on 7 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Fuck the Cardinals</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2004 17:01:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Classic Tale</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49725</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 19 reviews, last by Lechuga 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Hemingway</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2004 16:13:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Habeeb Revealed: Camwhore to the EXTREME (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49672</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 18 reviews, last by InkyFingers 5 years ago</description>
<author>GO ANY TEAM EXCEPT BOSTON WOO!!!</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2004 22:17:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Worst. Post. Ever.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49652</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 18 reviews, last by abefroman42 5 years ago</description>
<author>GO ANY TEAM EXCEPT BOSTON WOO!!!</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2004 18:46:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Peener got Engorged by a Two Year Old Last Night</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49336</link>
<description>Rating: 0.27 on 17 reviews, last by GodLovesALittleLovin 5 years ago</description>
<author>GO ANY TEAM EXCEPT BOSTON WOO!!!</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2004 14:59:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Go Cahdinals WOO!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49285</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 6 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago</description>
<author>GO ANY TEAM EXCEPT BOSTON WOO!!!</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2004 03:44:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Not Safe for Human Souls...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49209</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 21 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>GO ANY TEAM EXCEPT BOSTON WOO!!!</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2004 14:00:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bears Defeat Red Sox 45-10 in World Series</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49161</link>
<description>Rating: 0.42 on 25 reviews, last by bdakotac 5 years ago</description>
<author>Cool Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2004 04:10:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Abraham Lincoln looks Like Osama Bin Laden</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49085</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 50 reviews, last by Rope 4 years ago</description>
<author>Cool Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2004 17:40:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I dare Bart Bart to Ban Me</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/49036</link>
<description>Rating: -0.07 on 17 reviews, last by Monarch 5 years ago</description>
<author>Cool Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2004 05:01:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am number 15</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48957</link>
<description>Rating: -0.08 on 19 reviews, last by Feijuada 5 years ago</description>
<author>Cool Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2004 19:15:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Save Big Money at Menards</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48843</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 23 reviews, last by Zoidberg 5 years ago</description>
<author>Cool Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2004 22:46:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Save Big Mney at Menards</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48842</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Cool Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2004 22:45:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Things that should be demolished.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48481</link>
<description>Rating: -0.11 on 28 reviews, last by Zeglamancer 2 years ago</description>
<author>Cool Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2004 05:54:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Habeeb Drauwin&#39; #...234</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48422</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 25 reviews, last by thaumaturge 4 years ago</description>
<author>Cool Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2004 17:35:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I have to pee...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48355</link>
<description>Rating: -0.17 on 6 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 5 years ago</description>
<author>Cool Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2004 03:46:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Schlongy is a Cool Cat</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48301</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 10 reviews, last by Shlongy 5 years ago</description>
<author>Cool Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2004 19:11:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Schlongy is an asshole</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48254</link>
<description>Rating: 0.47 on 38 reviews, last by Cyrus 2 years ago</description>
<author>Cool Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2004 13:08:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tales of Drunken Stupidity and Rape. DURRRGGHHHHH</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48150</link>
<description>Rating: -0.13 on 15 reviews, last by CoreaPeekay 5 years ago</description>
<author>Cool Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2004 18:00:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am so coo...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/48034</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 19 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 5 years ago</description>
<author>Cool Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2004 23:55:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Christopher Reeves has Died. The end Times are upon us...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47966</link>
<description>Rating: 0.78 on 46 reviews, last by Tom 5 years ago</description>
<author>Jonukah</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2004 15:56:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I like to shoot customers with my &quot;laser&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47671</link>
<description>Rating: 0.54 on 14 reviews, last by Pingu 5 years ago</description>
<author>Jonukah</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 9 Oct 2004 14:40:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>1Point21Gigawatts&#39; Chicks Get Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47566</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 40 reviews, last by c1ndy 3 years ago</description>
<author>Kurt Kobain</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 8 Oct 2004 16:26:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Conversations with Pol Pot</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47375</link>
<description>Rating: -1.11 on 12 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago</description>
<author>Flowers of Hope</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Oct 2004 17:26:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pictures of my past. (Includes some Nudity!!! SFW) )</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47246</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 31 reviews, last by Zod 5 years ago</description>
<author>Falco</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Oct 2004 15:50:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You Must Be a Bus Driver Cause You&#39;re Taking Me To School. (Translation: Titties NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47096</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 29 reviews, last by orphelia 640 days ago</description>
<author>Damn Chicago Sports</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Oct 2004 16:44:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Strangeparadox  Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/47017</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 17 reviews, last by Wiggles 5 years ago</description>
<author>Damn Chicago Sports</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Oct 2004 21:24:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The GAYEST Thing I Have Ever Seen</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46998</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 14 reviews, last by precision 5 years ago</description>
<author>Damn Chicago Sports</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Oct 2004 19:14:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>MS-Paint In Honor of Gibberish</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46740</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 21 reviews, last by tyghvb12 5 years ago</description>
<author>Damn Chicago Sports</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Oct 2004 14:34:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m Dying too</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46696</link>
<description>Rating: -0.06 on 24 reviews, last by Ingsoc 4 years ago</description>
<author>Damn Chicago Sports</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 1 Oct 2004 05:00:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubermadness Round One Anal (VNSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46632</link>
<description>Rating: 0.99 on 32 reviews, last by Wiggles 5 years ago</description>
<author>Damn Chicago Sports</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2004 17:31:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubermadness Round One Anal (VNSFW Don&#39;t say I didn&#39;t warn ya)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46629</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Damn Chicago Sports</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2004 17:28:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubermadness Round One Anal (EXTREMELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR CHITLENS. DON&quot;T SAY I DIDN&quot;T WARN YA)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46628</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Damn Chicago Sports</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2004 17:25:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Beeb is back... DA NA NA NA NEEER NOO NOO</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/46506</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 28 reviews, last by gibberish 5 years ago</description>
<author>GO BEARS WOO!!!</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2004 17:25:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Matt Maioriano is GAY: AIM proof</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45806</link>
<description>Rating: 0.78 on 25 reviews, last by Jarvis 5 years ago</description>
<author>GO BEARS WOO!!!</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2004 18:03:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubermadness Warm-Up</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45756</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 11 reviews, last by potatomanjack 5 years ago</description>
<author>GO BEARS WOO!!!</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2004 03:23:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Munkeypants Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45709</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 17 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago</description>
<author>GO BEARS WOO!!!</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2004 16:55:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nothing but a red line</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45668</link>
<description>Rating: -0.73 on 13 reviews, last by Jack_McCallum 5 years ago</description>
<author>GO BEARS WOO!!!</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2004 04:45:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hey Yoursoghey, Fuck you. Thats right I said FUCK YOU...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45585</link>
<description>Rating: -0.90 on 25 reviews, last by Krautski 5 years ago</description>
<author>GO BEARS WOO!!!</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2004 14:08:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GO BEARS WOOo!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45554</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 19 reviews, last by jzuska 5 years ago</description>
<author>GO BEARS WOO!!!</author>
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<title>Winning UberMadness Story Model</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45299</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 23 reviews, last by Zoidberg 5 years ago</description>
<author>Not Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2004 13:15:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Thoughts on da Black Folks</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45197</link>
<description>Rating: -0.23 on 38 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago</description>
<author>Not Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2004 16:17:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Gift for ComicBookGuy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/45158</link>
<description>Rating: 0.59 on 17 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago</description>
<author>Not Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2004 03:14:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bust-A-Move, Bust-A-Hip</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44982</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 7 reviews, last by AsshOly 3 years ago</description>
<author>Not Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2004 17:11:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hair Pie (UFWV)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44973</link>
<description>Rating: 1.71 on 8 reviews, last by Schwarzes_Glas 5 years ago</description>
<author>Fucking Bears</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2004 16:31:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>QUEEN ASHLEE IS PREGNANT!!??!!...Oh wait no. What I meant to say was:            Preteen Interacial S&amp;M Bondage Sex</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44880</link>
<description>Rating: 1.04 on 25 reviews, last by Degreeless3 5 years ago</description>
<author>Fucking Bears</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2004 19:15:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What You Ugly, Inbred Hee Haw Bastards See When You Look Into A Mirror....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44603</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 31 reviews, last by Awko 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb the Revealer</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2004 15:49:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I liek Ice cream</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44521</link>
<description>Rating: -0.43 on 7 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb the Revealer</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Sep 2004 23:02:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Habeeb Reveals Himself</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44454</link>
<description>Rating: 0.46 on 35 reviews, last by Ingsoc 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb the Revealer</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Sep 2004 16:10:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Naked Pictures of SkullCrusher, The Uberuser no one knows about...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44385</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 9 reviews, last by CoreaPeekay 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb the Meek</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Sep 2004 22:16:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Scandalous Pictures of Urbane Mischief (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44248</link>
<description>Rating: 0.95 on 72 reviews, last by inion_de_trua 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb the Meek</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Sep 2004 18:43:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The gayest thing ever</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/44086</link>
<description>Rating: -0.31 on 18 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Triple K Kharley</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 5 Sep 2004 15:44:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hip Hop Rap I wrote on the Crapper</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43957</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 11 reviews, last by NoahsArk 5 years ago</description>
<author>Triple K Kharley</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 4 Sep 2004 03:35:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title> o WHITE POWER!!! o</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43766</link>
<description>Rating: -0.21 on 16 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 5 years ago</description>
<author>Triple K Kharley</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Sep 2004 16:05:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Harmlessness Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43711</link>
<description>Rating: 1.17 on 9 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago</description>
<author>Crazy Bass Dancing Nazi Kittens</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Sep 2004 05:48:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ace of Spades</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43641</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 11 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Rock and Roll Nigga</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Sep 2004 16:44:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Ace of Spades</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43638</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Rock and Roll Nigga</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Sep 2004 16:34:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to write a winning Ubermadness piece and a future childrens classic</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43527</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 8 reviews, last by Zoidberg 5 years ago</description>
<author>Rock and Roll Nigga</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2004 16:48:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Picture of a Beaver (Who Cares if it&#39;s safe for Work, Click and find out ya Mormon Bastards)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43433</link>
<description>Rating: 0.84 on 24 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Humble Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2004 21:29:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck you all</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43344</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 18 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Humble Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2004 03:44:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck you all</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43343</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by RideJohnnyRide 5 years ago</description>
<author>Humble Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2004 03:44:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Do not use on head or face, around eyes, in nose, in ears, on nipples, perianal or genital areas.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43204</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 14 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Humble Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2004 04:04:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Don&#39;t Mean to Boast, But my Hooptie Looks Damn Good...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43184</link>
<description>Rating: 0.30 on 26 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Humble Habeeb</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2004 23:32:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Click Here and Your Man Sausage Will Thank You.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/43011</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 13 reviews, last by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar 5 years ago</description>
<author>Horny Teenage Girl With Gigantic Tits and Cavernous Poontap</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2004 16:17:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Today is Wednesday...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42847</link>
<description>Rating: -0.17 on 13 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago</description>
<author>Razor_has_A_Method_Fetish</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2004 16:50:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Rico Suave gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42797</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 23 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago</description>
<author>Razor_has_A_Method_Fetish</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2004 04:07:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>That Time I Peed on a 7 Year Old  and Yelled in Tom Brady&#39;s Face. Then I Think I Saw Her Taint...I&#39;m  a Beleivereater</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42741</link>
<description>Rating: 1.13 on 17 reviews, last by RideJohnnyRide 5 years ago</description>
<author>Kristens&#39; Horny Teacher Nipples</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2004 18:57:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My first J-Date with a buncha Random Hobos. (With Pictures)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42601</link>
<description>Rating: 0.48 on 33 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb MUDDA FUCKIN SUPERKING Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2004 16:20:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>WOO BEARS WIN mUDDA FUCKAS</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42509</link>
<description>Rating: -1.15 on 13 reviews, last by Fartman 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb MUDDA FUCKIN SUPERKING Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2004 04:19:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberMadness Touches Kristen&#39;s G-spot At Ubercon 2004 Where Donitsu Aborted a Retard While Staring at the Boobies of a Long Awaited CamWhore that Sucked Uberdorm</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42367</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 35 reviews, last by CoachMagirk27 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb MUDDA FUCKIN SUPERKING Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2004 15:17:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>CAMWHORE... The True Face Of Habeeb is Revealed.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42284</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 70 reviews, last by penetrode 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb MUDDA FUCKIN SUPERKING Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2004 21:12:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Bidness Proposition for Bart Bart</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42260</link>
<description>Rating: 0.73 on 15 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb MUDDA FUCKIN SUPERKING Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2004 17:29:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Bastard Baby  Who Ate Boston.... PLUS A CAMWHORE... from 22 years ago..</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42134</link>
<description>Rating: 0.95 on 27 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb MUDDA FUCKIN SUPERKING Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2004 17:23:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Spedmonkey gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42028</link>
<description>Rating: 1.08 on 17 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb MUDDA FUCKIN SUPERKING Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2004 20:50:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bird is Dead</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/42001</link>
<description>Rating: 0.09 on 24 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb MUDDA FUCKIN SUPERKING Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2004 17:32:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who is Hotter? Who is the Hottest? You decide,.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41935</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 19 reviews, last by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb MUDDA FUCKIN SUPERKING Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2004 05:38:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who is hotter?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41934</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 10 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb MUDDA FUCKIN SUPERKING Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2004 05:28:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Camwhore</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41830</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 51 reviews, last by Method 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Mudda Fuckin SUPERKING Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2004 15:05:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Method gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41767</link>
<description>Rating: -0.68 on 25 reviews, last by AvrilLaPete 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Mudda Fuckin SUPERKING Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2004 20:58:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Don&#39;t go see AVP. It Blows</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41731</link>
<description>Rating: 0.88 on 17 reviews, last by godking 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Mudda Fuckin SUPERKING Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2004 05:24:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Woo BEARS WIN BEARS WIN BEARS WIN BEARS WIN</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41539</link>
<description>Rating: 0.15 on 16 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Mudda Fuckin SUPERKING Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2004 03:37:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sitting on a park bench- eying llttle girls with bad intent...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41472</link>
<description>Rating: 1.09 on 23 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Mudda Fuckin SUPERKING Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2004 16:53:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Worst.Summer.Ever. I Blame God</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41331</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 26 reviews, last by chicagogirl 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb SUPERKING Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2004 14:02:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>TACOS fOR EVERYONE!!! WOO I AM SUPERKING!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41261</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 36 reviews, last by strangeparadox 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb SUPERKING Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2004 21:47:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s an UberMarriage!!!!! EVERYONE* IS INVITED!!!!!!!!! (*- negroes, mexicans, latin americans, hippies, the irish, and penguins are excluded)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41139</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 45 reviews, last by TigerLilly 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Aug 2004 22:42:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ubercon Boston Updates.........??? Anyone????</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41114</link>
<description>Rating: 0.64 on 36 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Aug 2004 18:09:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Poo Poo</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/41025</link>
<description>Rating: 0.45 on 11 reviews, last by hidden101 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 8 Aug 2004 16:43:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Red on the Dog Like a Dick on a Head-523</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40892</link>
<description>Rating: 1.15 on 15 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Bart Bart Arested in BOMB PLOT.... WHAT WILL BECOME OF UBER!!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40806</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 21 reviews, last by Rainer 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Ask Habeeb Anything...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40728</link>
<description>Rating: 1.02 on 39 reviews, last by CoachMagirk27 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Who cares about ratings?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40673</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 15 reviews, last by Zoidberg 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Uber Tit Directory</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40638</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 23 reviews, last by UrbaneMischief 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Aug 2004 20:59:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>KILLER dEath STORMS COMING MY WAY.... AHHHHHH</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40558</link>
<description>Rating: 0.23 on 25 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Aug 2004 03:21:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Wonderous Return Of Habeeb</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40509</link>
<description>Rating: -0.08 on 16 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 3 Aug 2004 17:59:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck you all</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40398</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 34 reviews, last by WiKi 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Aug 2004 20:33:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck you all</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40397</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 6 reviews, last by ferrisbeuller 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Aug 2004 20:30:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Chasey Lain and Kristen Wash Cars Nude</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40349</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 35 reviews, last by WiKi 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Aug 2004 15:53:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>eXPENSIVE tITS FOR SALE</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/40118</link>
<description>Rating: -0.75 on 21 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2004 17:53:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m not gonna post nothin today</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39989</link>
<description>Rating: -0.29 on 15 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2004 19:59:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jenny&#39;s Throne</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39863</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 16 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2004 04:00:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News (FUCK THE NUMBERS): Hee Haw Mutha-Fucka Blows Up Port-A-Shitter</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39788</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 21 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2004 17:01:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Pic of my hot ass GirlFriend With Whom I have Wild Sex with whenever I Fancy It</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39713</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 31 reviews, last by boringwhiteboy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2004 03:37:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>George Bush Takes the Cake</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39629</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 20 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2004 15:18:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Man and the Sheep With Overactive Bladders</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39538</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 18 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2004 22:01:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Largest Peener and Balls in the Known Universe</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39476</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 23 reviews, last by electrictoothsyndrome 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2004 14:10:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Whats all this &quot;Habeeb Got Owned Shit?&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39433</link>
<description>Rating: 0.27 on 13 reviews, last by ferrisbeuller 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2004 00:52:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News IX: Death Storms Broke My Tent and Gave My Community A Blow Job</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39182</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 20 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2004 19:09:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Wild SexParty at my Crib- August 12th</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/39036</link>
<description>Rating: 0.89 on 10 reviews, last by sketch9 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2004 21:00:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Method gets &#39;Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38962</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 18 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2004 04:54:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Honest Attempt at a Decent MSPaint Picture</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38925</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 24 reviews, last by modusjoe 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Mudda Fuckin&quot; Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2004 18:57:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The MSPaint picture to end all MSPaint Pictures: &quot;Yellow Brick Road: TO THE EXTREME!!!&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38845</link>
<description>Rating: -0.12 on 29 reviews, last by Adamdidit2u 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2004 21:03:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>God Reveals the Secret of Life: THATS RIGHT MUTTHA FUCKA THE SEARCH ENDS HERE!?!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38795</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 23 reviews, last by RideJohnnyRide 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2004 08:28:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>eAT tHIS gIBBERISH</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38684</link>
<description>Rating: -0.25 on 20 reviews, last by ferrisbeuller 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2004 08:38:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I am the Unholy Master of MSPaint.  That other guy is a thief...DUN DUN DUN</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38639</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 45 reviews, last by c1ndy 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2004 19:30:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yes Patrick, she looks like a slut.. (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38389</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 15 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2004 17:08:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yes Patrick, she looks like a slut...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38388</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 4 reviews, last by carlos 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2004 17:07:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m through with Ubersite...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38321</link>
<description>Rating: -0.62 on 9 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2004 22:22:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Click Here For a Chance to Win $5,000,000!!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38247</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 13 reviews, last by Yes 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2004 03:12:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Coupon From Habeeb. Enjoy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38212</link>
<description>Rating: 0.90 on 21 reviews, last by lickalotopuss 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2004 17:37:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Awesome Eyes... TO THE EXTREME</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38161</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 15 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2004 03:58:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Naked Pictures of my Raw, Naked Wood (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/38004</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 28 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 9 Jul 2004 20:28:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shit Post Thursday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37890</link>
<description>Rating: 1.44 on 18 reviews, last by legallady 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Jul 2004 20:49:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shit Post Thursday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37889</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by ardubs 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 8 Jul 2004 20:47:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Revenge nude pics of my cheating whore of an ex girlfriend Trina (VNSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37785</link>
<description>Rating: 0.05 on 24 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Jul 2004 21:04:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Naked Tits and Boobs for All to See with Ratings and Commentary (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37704</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 19 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Jul 2004 03:48:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bart Bart Masterbates: A Comic Strip, of Sorts...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37577</link>
<description>Rating: 1.87 on 93 reviews, last by SgtHartman 184 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 5 Jul 2004 18:05:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Damnmit, sto p wasting your time on UBERSITE AND GO OUT AND CELEBRATE THE 4th OF JULY!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37504</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 13 reviews, last by redzone 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 4 Jul 2004 20:49:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Matrix Pope</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37358</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 18 reviews, last by NetProphet 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Jul 2004 17:17:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bart Bart Cilfone gets drunk at a lame party</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37308</link>
<description>Rating: 0.76 on 18 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Jul 2004 03:25:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shit Post Thursday Virtual Reality Post</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37250</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 14 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Jul 2004 17:03:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Great Scenes In family Guy History</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37214</link>
<description>Rating: 0.31 on 15 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Jul 2004 06:52:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>One of the Greatest Scenes In Family Guy History</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37213</link>
<description>Rating: 1.67 on 7 reviews, last by butterball 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Jul 2004 06:45:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Degreeless Crapibara gets naked in the computer lab</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37151</link>
<description>Rating: 1.74 on 30 reviews, last by CoachMagirk 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2004 17:18:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Brdn_nkd goes to a Family Reunion Naked (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37040</link>
<description>Rating: 0.71 on 10 reviews, last by CoachMagirk 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2004 16:58:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>3 Scissors and a Sprite Can Battle While a Can of Natural Ice Looks On In Disgust</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/37002</link>
<description>Rating: 0.98 on 27 reviews, last by chameleon 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2004 06:36:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title> Brdn_Nkd gets Beebed, Again</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36961</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 18 reviews, last by Talibandrew 687 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2004 19:14:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Methods Wet Adventure in his Bathroom</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36891</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 30 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2004 02:38:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Night at the Wrasslin Show, WOO!!! (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36849</link>
<description>Rating: -0.60 on 14 reviews, last by Malificent 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2004 06:26:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Night at  the Wrasslin Show, WOO!!! (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36848</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 2 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2004 06:19:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hardcore Kid Photos (nsfw)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36743</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 9 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2004 22:58:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Some Guy&#39;s Wifes Journey Through Hell: Illustrated Version (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36698</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 30 reviews, last by orphelia 687 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2004 15:17:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Genital herpes means you need to see the doctor</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36603</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 20 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2004 16:34:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Professor Meathead Mixes Chemicals</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36551</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 14 reviews, last by ferrisbeuller 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2004 04:13:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Drauring......2..4..6..8...Who Do We Appreciate??? DYLAN THOMAS WOO!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36481</link>
<description>Rating: 0.90 on 23 reviews, last by youarsoghey 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2004 16:36:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FluteBoy Battles Oprah and causes Her to Have Minor Anal Leakage, but poor Sarah Jessica Parker. Oh Dear....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36447</link>
<description>Rating: 1.20 on 13 reviews, last by JonnyX 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2004 06:52:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Flute Boy Battles nothing and wins. then he leaves and a Nuclear bomb explodes.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36393</link>
<description>Rating: -0.22 on 11 reviews, last by Duke_Diggler 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2004 18:09:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Have a look at WOO TaTERS DONE my amazingly clear pee</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36327</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 18 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2004 07:31:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FluteBoy Battle Britany Spears</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36281</link>
<description>Rating: 1.44 on 33 reviews, last by Chief_Rugger 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2004 16:52:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News VIII: Sand Niggers Go Blind and Die From  Drinking Toxic Moonshine</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36227</link>
<description>Rating: 1.55 on 23 reviews, last by Wildman 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2004 03:47:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sunday Sunday Sunday.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36199</link>
<description>Rating: -0.38 on 23 reviews, last by polyamorousaj 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2004 21:04:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Most Kick Ass &quot;Scooter&quot; in the Hemisphere.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36145</link>
<description>Rating: 0.17 on 31 reviews, last by wazzawazzayo 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2004 19:21:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News VIII: All is Well: No Violence, No Drunken Elephants, No Death.....Just Peace</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36117</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 17 reviews, last by ferrisbeuller 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2004 07:18:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dun Dun Dun... Another Habeeb Pic: The Real One</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36066</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 24 reviews, last by lush 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2004 15:58:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>DUN DUN DUN... A Pic of Habeeb (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36043</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 40 reviews, last by bla 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2004 04:12:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title> Bitsy CockGobble Gets Eaten</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/36006</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 14 reviews, last by ohlookasquirrel 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2004 17:43:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News VII: Elderly Man Dies Masturbating</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35965</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 27 reviews, last by fluffy_love 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2004 03:47:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News VI: Drunken Elephants Terrorize Injuns</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35920</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 28 reviews, last by fluffy_love 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2004 16:29:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Oldest Man In the World tells a Story</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35888</link>
<description>Rating: 0.27 on 19 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2004 04:40:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck it, Everyone is Dead!! : Beware the Angry Sri Lankan</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35851</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 10 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2004 18:26:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Sex Poll: Whose the Sexiest? (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35790</link>
<description>Rating: 0.05 on 27 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2004 03:01:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sit In my DoMe Chair and Lets Have Wild Sex Mantis Style</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35759</link>
<description>Rating: 0.71 on 22 reviews, last by flat_spin 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2004 18:49:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News V: Bastard Buzzard Brutalizes Brits</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35708</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 69 reviews, last by Berty 184 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2004 06:54:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title> Illustrated News IV:GoD DaMn MuDdA FuCkIn RuSh AnD mAyOr DaLeY</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35642</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 19 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 681 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2004 23:03:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to get a hot chick to love you</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35612</link>
<description>Rating: 0.35 on 21 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2004 07:27:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Picture of my Peener (Not Safe For Dudes)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35543</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 20 reviews, last by Spiral_Abraxis 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2004 17:14:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News III: Chuggin&#39; N&#39; Pukin&#39; In School for Science</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35503</link>
<description>Rating: 1.96 on 37 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 681 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2004 05:12:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Angry Nun Attacks Minority  Day Care</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35482</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 24 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2004 21:30:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ultimate HitWhore Post: Please Click on It and Help Me Get On the MVA</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35425</link>
<description>Rating: 1.22 on 24 reviews, last by Spiral_Abraxis 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2004 07:00:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck Tom. Tom is Bart. Look at this amazing picture instead</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35381</link>
<description>Rating: -0.03 on 29 reviews, last by kitchens_closed 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Jun 2004 18:41:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nude Pics of  Avril Lavigne and Dora the Explorer (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35339</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 21 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Jun 2004 06:29:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News II: Brawl at the Old Folks Home</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35310</link>
<description>Rating: 1.95 on 28 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 681 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Jun 2004 18:58:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stupid Fucking White Trash Fucks</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35280</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 42 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 681 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 8 Jun 2004 06:04:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hahahaha</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35243</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 7 reviews, last by Oleannder 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Jun 2004 20:58:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hahaha</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35241</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Jun 2004 20:55:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hahaha</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35240</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Jun 2004 20:55:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>PolyamourousAJ&#39;s  Hot Date.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35181</link>
<description>Rating: 0.32 on 46 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 Jun 2004 05:30:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Huge Giant Cock</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35086</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 20 reviews, last by Spiral_Abraxis 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 Jun 2004 07:19:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot;Would You Like your Sock Cucked?&quot;: The Misadventures of the Dyslexic Whore Mabel  (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/35035</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 14 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Jun 2004 18:30:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You Won&#39;t Find Gems like this on CockPulse, or whatever that hippy Uber clone Gasc created is called</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34988</link>
<description>Rating: -0.44 on 35 reviews, last by Lechuga 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 4 Jun 2004 04:51:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Spike the Kitten Fucks up Someones Day ( A wee lad whose head is stuck in a bag)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34933</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 13 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Jun 2004 17:21:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title> Habeeb&#39;s History Lesson I: Aristotle Onassis will Kick your Ass (also nude pics of AJ&#39;s Mom) NSFW</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34875</link>
<description>Rating: 0.36 on 12 reviews, last by potatomanjack 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Jun 2004 03:16:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Aristotle Onassis Will Kick Your Ass (naked  pics of PolyAj</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34874</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 5 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 Jun 2004 02:57:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Good to the last Drop!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34833</link>
<description>Rating: 1.05 on 23 reviews, last by Rixes 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jun 2004 17:49:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title> PolyFagorousAJ goes to the Local Car Show</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34792</link>
<description>Rating: 1.63 on 15 reviews, last by Rixes 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Jun 2004 07:07:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Amazing Plans for Today (may contain nudity and drug use)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34737</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 19 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jun 2004 18:36:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Punctuation Reference Post (NSFW - DON&#39;T SAY YOU WEREN&#39;T WARNED BART!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34698</link>
<description>Rating: -1.23 on 22 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 Jun 2004 06:33:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FluteBoy Celebrates Memorial Day</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34668</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 18 reviews, last by Method 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2004 23:32:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FluteBoy attends a &quot;Shitfuck and the Glory Boy Choir&quot; Concert</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34588</link>
<description>Rating: 1.05 on 21 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2004 22:12:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Crqckers are gooood</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34493</link>
<description>Rating: 0.63 on 25 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2004 07:27:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FluteBoy Blows His Flute in Sadness (FluteBoy is KoolMang)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34464</link>
<description>Rating: 0.60 on 28 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2004 20:11:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The post that no one will read</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34413</link>
<description>Rating: 0.05 on 88 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2004 05:34:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>DUN DUN DUNNN.... What happens if you scan a mirror in a scanner....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34348</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 42 reviews, last by mrwolf 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2004 15:51:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lindsey Lohan&#39;s Titty falls out (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34257</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 170 reviews, last by caramello5 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2004 17:22:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My first pure .MP3 file</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34208</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 22 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2004 05:44:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My 9th pure .wav piece</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34206</link>
<description>Rating: 0.66 on 5 reviews, last by Electro 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2004 05:14:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>For Loren, with DOOOOOMMMMMMM</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34127</link>
<description>Rating: 0.61 on 30 reviews, last by Shlongy 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2004 16:14:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FluteBoy Gets Hit by an Automobile</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/34095</link>
<description>Rating: -0.52 on 25 reviews, last by StonedSilly 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2004 05:34:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>FluteBoy Vs. JewToast</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33961</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 24 reviews, last by WiKi 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2004 05:37:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hot Naked Country Virgins</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33915</link>
<description>Rating: 1.35 on 16 reviews, last by CunningVision 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2004 19:19:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>10 Second Drawing I</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33872</link>
<description>Rating: -0.95 on 24 reviews, last by mana_kirby 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2004 07:05:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Dinosaur attacks Sheep</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33775</link>
<description>Rating: 0.45 on 22 reviews, last by DraconianKing 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2004 20:20:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This is how hot it is...(NSFW, kinda. But not really.)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33696</link>
<description>Rating: 0.31 on 23 reviews, last by McMuffin 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2004 04:22:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Nothing Like Peein&#39; Naked in a House Full of Virgins</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33632</link>
<description>Rating: 0.64 on 16 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2004 19:59:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Fall of Fluteboy?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33566</link>
<description>Rating: 0.28 on 24 reviews, last by theWELLofZION 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2004 04:27:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Fall of the Flute Nation</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33495</link>
<description>Rating: 0.83 on 28 reviews, last by theWELLofZION 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2004 15:27:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Rise of the Flute Nation</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33408</link>
<description>Rating: 0.70 on 21 reviews, last by DeathJester 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2004 19:19:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fluteboy Steals Emu&#39;s Cowbell</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33355</link>
<description>Rating: 1.51 on 32 reviews, last by DavyJones 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2004 04:37:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sub Contractor: A Game Yuppy Children can play</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33298</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 11 reviews, last by theWELLofZION 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2004 18:17:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The first Annual Habeeb Thomas Hate Post Competiton</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33221</link>
<description>Rating: 0.87 on 12 reviews, last by slowlyrotting 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2004 21:54:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Naked God gets ready to fight bunny (WARNING: Contains Righteous MS Paint Dick)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33152</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 27 reviews, last by Axolotl 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2004 15:06:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Eminem gets killed by a dinosuar</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/33095</link>
<description>Rating: 1.06 on 38 reviews, last by Snake 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2004 20:44:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title> My God, I Heard a Demon Voice while Reading Barely Legal</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32980</link>
<description>Rating: 0.14 on 10 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2004 19:30:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lojope (whatthe hell kinda name is that? It sounds like a mysterious coyote or something)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32928</link>
<description>Rating: -0.18 on 21 reviews, last by GrizzlyHunter62 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2004 08:45:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What I would do if a nude Paris Hilton Suddenly fell for my manly good looks and motorcycle</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32769</link>
<description>Rating: 1.42 on 20 reviews, last by ToxicNarcotic 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2004 17:18:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What I would do if Paris Hilton Was naked and suddenly fell for my manly good looks and black motorcycle</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32768</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by Maltese 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2004 17:16:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>New Ubersite Logo</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32710</link>
<description>Rating: -0.90 on 14 reviews, last by ubersucks 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2004 01:09:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>New UberSite Logo</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32708</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 1 reviews, last by slowlyrotting 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2004 01:08:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title> A new wierd thing for everyone to focus on.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32653</link>
<description>Rating: -0.11 on 10 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2004 15:15:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Important Breaking News</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32622</link>
<description>Rating: 0.17 on 18 reviews, last by loki 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2004 01:00:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Go Bears WOO!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32540</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 14 reviews, last by spacemonkey 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 May 2004 16:55:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Networking; I have lost all faith in humanity.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/32109</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 19 reviews, last by Spiral_Abraxis 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 4 May 2004 04:02:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sock it to the Man</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31960</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 5 reviews, last by Herpes 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 2 May 2004 16:36:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A flash about what it&#39;s like to be a baseball fan in Chicago</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31881</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 8 reviews, last by balisongphreak 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 May 2004 05:43:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shannyn Sossamon got Beat Up: A gift For DrinkDDT</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31717</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 11 reviews, last by WiKi 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2004 15:30:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If I was a cannibal, I&#39;d brush my teeth. Then I&#39;d eat Mexicans</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31601</link>
<description>Rating: 1.15 on 16 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2004 14:27:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Back to the local library for me</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/31366</link>
<description>Rating: 0.69 on 16 reviews, last by wijormiclat 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30828</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 16 reviews, last by lucid 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>What the Holy Spirit May Look Like.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30720</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 8 reviews, last by Herpes 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>A post to cheer up Quack</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30685</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 5 reviews, last by chicagogirl 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>How Much Wood Could  a Wood Chuck Chuck if a Wood Chuck Could Chuck Wood?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30656</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 12 reviews, last by spacemonkey 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Howq much Wood Could A Wood Chuck Chuck if A Wood Chuck Coulc Chuck Wood?</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2004 15:26:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Contrasting Images</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.66 on 11 reviews, last by wijormiclat 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Best. City. Ever.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.22 on 25 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>What Jesus may Look like</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.81 on 13 reviews, last by BonesForBucks 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>What God May Look Like (! !WARNING! ! According to some goofy Bible verse, gazing into the Lords face may cause Constipation or Death)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/30230</link>
<description>Rating: 0.68 on 25 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2004 20:51:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Worst. Bart. Photoshop. Ever.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.82 on 17 reviews, last by domenad 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Bart Goes to the Zoo</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.71 on 27 reviews, last by spacemonkey 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Tom&#39;s Date Disses Him on the Dance Floor</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.27 on 11 reviews, last by quack 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Coley Got beat up</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29650</link>
<description>Rating: 1.25 on 12 reviews, last by TaK 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>The God Damn Pretzel That Destroyed Kansas City</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29577</link>
<description>Rating: -0.28 on 8 reviews, last by mystiamoon 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Naked pictures of Koolmang&#39;s HOT college  sister (NSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29182</link>
<description>Rating: 0.18 on 23 reviews, last by Sumpy 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>I&#39;m going to Kansas City because of this site</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29099</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 9 reviews, last by Thanatos 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>I&#39;m going to Kansas City because of this site</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29098</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Zeccs 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Apr 2004 19:58:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I&#39;m going to Kansas City because of this site</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/29097</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 1 Apr 2004 19:58:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Kool Mo Dee spins a top</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28991</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 8 reviews, last by Rixes 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2004 15:19:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A post to cheer up Koolmang</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28923</link>
<description>Rating: 1.62 on 17 reviews, last by Flak 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Hamilton the Horse loses his Head.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28813</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 16 reviews, last by mylittleponygirl 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28592</link>
<description>Rating: 1.47 on 16 reviews, last by zakalwe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title> Definitive Technologies SuperCube Reference Powered Subwoofer.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28478</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 12 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>The Moron whostole the Soup; Version 4.2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28405</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 8 reviews, last by wijormiclat 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>The moron who stole the soup</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28400</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 3 reviews, last by Falco 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2004 15:23:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Swing it to the left and shake it to the right.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28329</link>
<description>Rating: -1.16 on 13 reviews, last by KoolMang 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Conversation between retarded Eskimo&#39;s. Done in real time</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28144</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 9 reviews, last by Thunderlips 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>What is going on in my life right now</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28104</link>
<description>Rating: -0.40 on 5 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Naked pictures of my 6 month old triplets</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/28058</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 18 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>The adventures of Benjamin B. Bolger</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.87 on 11 reviews, last by Dead_0hi0_Sky 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Tiffany Brissete got beat up</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27922</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 14 reviews, last by KoolMang 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Jonathon Lipnicki got beat up</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.38 on 13 reviews, last by KoolMang 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Joan Cusack got beat up</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.50 on 9 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2004 15:16:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Joan Cusack got beat up</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 4 reviews, last by UltraJesus4000 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Joan Cusack got beat up</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Pat Sajek got beat up</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.33 on 11 reviews, last by Chuck 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Linda Ronstadt got beat up</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27635</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 4 reviews, last by fingerbang 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Micheal J Fox got beat up</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27567</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 18 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2004 18:08:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shocking Raw Photograph: Must be 35 years or older to view...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27493</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 9 reviews, last by dakingisdead 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.16 on 8 reviews, last by Thunderlips 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Epic Battle Between Lion and Bear</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/27029</link>
<description>Rating: 0.13 on 20 reviews, last by Thunderlips 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 5 Mar 2004 15:31:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Expieriences With the  Young Black Folk (3-1-04)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.04 on 26 reviews, last by Dragon 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Go Rush WOO!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26631</link>
<description>Rating: 0.53 on 16 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Feb 2004 23:24:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Jubert&#39;s Story</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26502</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 4 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2004 15:54:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>George Foreman vs. Mike Tyson: What Wet Boxing Dreams are Made Of.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26443</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 14 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Sheep Saves Boston: Locals are Stoic</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26348</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 18 reviews, last by 1Point21Gigawatts 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2004 16:24:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Better things next time...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26265</link>
<description>Rating: 0.30 on 11 reviews, last by bargled 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Better things next time...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26264</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2004 02:28:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Better things next time...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26263</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2004 02:28:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Beware...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26223</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 5 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2004 15:46:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>&quot; Keep this up and you won&#39;t ever be a Hulkamaniac&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26199</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 3 reviews, last by SoxSexSax 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2004 05:00:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Squeeze Murder Slice Split</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26181</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 4 reviews, last by quack 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2004 21:40:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Skull Crush Brain Kill</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/26138</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 5 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2004 19:55:22 -0000</pubDate>
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<title> Bart&#39;s Fine Whine</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25876</link>
<description>Rating: 0.93 on 16 reviews, last by Lisa 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2004 21:07:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Goodby to a Friend</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25800</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 6 reviews, last by The_taste_of_Monkeys 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2004 01:07:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Goodbye to a Friend</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25799</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2004 01:04:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Who Is Fingerbang And why Did Mean Old Bart Ban Him? I Feel His Pain</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25688</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 17 reviews, last by ohlookasquirrel 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2004 17:46:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Abstract Art that Some Hoity Toity Rich Bastard  Would Probably Pay For and Proudly Display in his Den and Comment on To Lord Jeeves About the &quot;Fluidy of Motion&quot;and Whatnot. Then he would get on his Horse and trot off To His Summer Cottage on the Lake.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25512</link>
<description>Rating: -0.86 on 16 reviews, last by crackergirl 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2004 15:57:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bart is Italian??!? My stars... BART STAR!!!... GO PACKERS WOO!!!... Hey wait a minute....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25343</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 12 reviews, last by Insanethemind 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2004 15:49:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ninja vs. David Blaine- Cameo featuring Donnie Vie From Enuff Znuff</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25302</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 7 reviews, last by mikethescottish 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2004 00:22:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Photo for a Fuck-Witted Prop Comic&#39;s Rant</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/25086</link>
<description>Rating: 1.23 on 14 reviews, last by UltraJesus4000 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Feb 2004 14:45:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>UberContest2004 Official Rules and Obligations</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24654</link>
<description>Rating: -0.16 on 7 reviews, last by William_Q_Percy 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Feb 2004 17:38:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Iddqd is code for &quot; Invincible Gay Man&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24565</link>
<description>Rating: -0.90 on 20 reviews, last by Bob_Dole 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Feb 2004 18:03:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A day in the life of TiTan182- Graphical Version</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24395</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 17 reviews, last by fingerbang 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2004 02:16:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>DeAn WiLl OwN YoU</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24317</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 6 reviews, last by Phinch 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2004 05:44:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Destruction of Wisconsin Dells</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24252</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 10 reviews, last by LizardSpark 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2004 17:52:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stubbly Faced Jerk Gets His Comeuppance</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24166</link>
<description>Rating: 1.83 on 14 reviews, last by Sacrew 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2004 20:11:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Epikuando Talameetrian: A Portrait</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24117</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 4 reviews, last by potatomanjack 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2004 05:24:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>It&#39;s snowing, for the 4567th time this week. GO WINTER WOO!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/24005</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 7 reviews, last by JoeAverage 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2004 16:37:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Living up To Expectations is hard.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23983</link>
<description>Rating: -1.66 on 10 reviews, last by Quartermain 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2004 04:40:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sex SEX Sex. Sexy Sexer Sexaroo Sex Sex Sex SEX</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23824</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 14 reviews, last by sebcharrot 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2004 17:04:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Winter is a Tool of The Goverment to Keep the Little Man Down</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23816</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 7 reviews, last by Ingsoc 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2004 16:27:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Help Me Fellow Ubersiters, I Done got a Serious Proplem...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23649</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 9 reviews, last by jonukah 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2004 23:28:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My Fristt Post LOL WTF JIBBITY JABBITY WHITE POWER!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23529</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 23 reviews, last by emoves 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2004 21:50:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What the hell is this game-Round 4</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23397</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 11 reviews, last by potatomanjack 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2004 17:18:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What the hell is this game-Round 4</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23396</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 3 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2004 17:18:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What the hell is this game-Round 4</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23395</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 2 reviews, last by lilbill87 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2004 17:17:55 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>One Eyed Goat Born In South African Village: Toddlers Are Grateful...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23352</link>
<description>Rating: 0.12 on 8 reviews, last by The_taste_of_mogwais 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2004 01:12:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lovie Is Grimm but all is Fair When Your  a Bear</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23242</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 11 reviews, last by skatastrophy 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2004 23:06:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bart Should Pay Us</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23203</link>
<description>Rating: -0.53 on 17 reviews, last by xLisaCatx 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2004 08:30:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Look at those city slickers with thier fur coats and pointy hats</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23167</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 4 reviews, last by EvilZurr 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2004 00:28:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>More Superior Photoshop Ability - Me with a Digitally Enhanced Runny Nose in Dolby 7.1 Suround sound</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23098</link>
<description>Rating: 0.62 on 8 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2004 06:31:51 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>More Superior Photoshop Ability - Me with a Digitally Enhanced Runny Nose in Dolby 7.1 Suround sound</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23097</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 3 reviews, last by project_nessa 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2004 06:31:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What the Hell is This Game: Round III</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/23049</link>
<description>Rating: 0.44 on 23 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2004 22:41:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The History of Funk</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/22944</link>
<description>Rating: -0.71 on 7 reviews, last by Insanethemind 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2004 22:07:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Holy Cow Man, the Sun is going Down, I need to get a</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/22943</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2004 22:06:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Osama Ben Ladin Is like that guy from that book where the rats try to bite the guy in that crazy rat cage and some jew makes a limey bastard think 2+2=5 and the limey bastard and the one chick go into the forest and get in on and that old shop guy is evil</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/22803</link>
<description>Rating: -1.33 on 17 reviews, last by UltraJesus4000 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2004 17:05:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>God Damn It Bart</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/22388</link>
<description>Rating: -1.40 on 14 reviews, last by El_Guapo 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 7 Jan 2004 21:27:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Unban Me Bart, or your Gap Slacks will get Grey Poupon Mustard on Them</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/21907</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 20 reviews, last by jinx 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 2 Jan 2004 04:41:12 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>About the Auth Icon</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20550</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 4 reviews, last by _Bart_ 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2003 20:06:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If I were Seymour Butts.......</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/20169</link>
<description>Rating: 1.22 on 11 reviews, last by Kichigai 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 8 Dec 2003 17:40:31 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Eefman is a Jackass</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19842</link>
<description>Rating: -1.37 on 8 reviews, last by virgil 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Dec 2003 21:18:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hippies</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19825</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 14 reviews, last by loki 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Dec 2003 17:55:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another Victory for All.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19580</link>
<description>Rating: 0.87 on 8 reviews, last by Bigmike 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2003 21:05:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cool Man V: Cool Man Has a Dream..</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19302</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 3 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2003 00:49:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Duh... Another Victory For All.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/19186</link>
<description>Rating: -0.11 on 13 reviews, last by quack 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2003 19:16:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>  a</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18898</link>
<description>Rating: 0.22 on 10 reviews, last by GrizzlyHunter62 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2003 16:11:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Awesome Really Affectionate Newborn Toddlers Finding Orange Rollypolly Youth Orangatans Unique All Licking Lovies</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18758</link>
<description>Rating: -0.71 on 10 reviews, last by CoreaPeekay 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2003 23:05:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>You could buff it out.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18642</link>
<description>Rating: 1.50 on 11 reviews, last by Cup_of_Joe 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2003 16:21:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18587</link>
<description>Rating: -0.22 on 10 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2003 21:46:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lots of Pictures Of Naked Chicks</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18503</link>
<description>Rating: 1.84 on 22 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2003 18:27:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Naked Pictures Of Paris Sister</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18451</link>
<description>Rating: -0.59 on 36 reviews, last by Shagabah_Jones 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2003 00:16:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The following is paid for by Circuit City...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18274</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 6 reviews, last by Unabonger 308 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2003 20:13:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title> Why are We Here and Who is Resposible: A Scientific Analytical Survey of Opinions on the Meaning of Life from 1345 to the Modern Era</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18355</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 14 reviews, last by SantonioSpur 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2003 18:22:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Beware of Greenland...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18200</link>
<description>Rating: 1.70 on 21 reviews, last by SoHipItHurts 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2003 18:56:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Terrible Defeat for all....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18166</link>
<description>Rating: 0.14 on 7 reviews, last by potatomanjack 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2003 04:14:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Blood in the Stool, Like an Explosive Burritto</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18096</link>
<description>Rating: -0.85 on 7 reviews, last by MorbidlyArousing 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 Nov 2003 18:15:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Osama Bin Ladens Love Child Located In Utah Cave</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/18090</link>
<description>Rating: -1.83 on 7 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 8 Nov 2003 06:34:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Better Ubersite Census-2003</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17724</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 36 reviews, last by spacemonkey 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 7 Nov 2003 00:32:26 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If You Click on this Post, All you Will See Is $50, Nothing More.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17938</link>
<description>Rating: -0.57 on 18 reviews, last by GrizzlyHunter62 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Nov 2003 17:26:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Exclusive!!!!! Newest KRISTY SWAN PIC</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17884</link>
<description>Rating: -0.31 on 22 reviews, last by hamilton 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Nov 2003 00:56:54 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hilary Duff in Ten Years</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17851</link>
<description>Rating: -0.11 on 30 reviews, last by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Nov 2003 16:07:58 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Really Big Picture</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17787</link>
<description>Rating: 0.14 on 8 reviews, last by EvilZurr 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 5 Nov 2003 00:00:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Map Monday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17669</link>
<description>Rating: 0.15 on 20 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Nov 2003 18:24:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Look at Me, Look at ME, I&#39;m Nothing but a Big Baby</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17611</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 16 reviews, last by BadAssJulie 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 3 Nov 2003 04:21:44 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Yet Another Victory for All............</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17592</link>
<description>Rating: 0.87 on 9 reviews, last by Skullcrusher 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 2 Nov 2003 21:14:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Stupid Steve Bartman</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17535</link>
<description>Rating: -0.66 on 12 reviews, last by EvilZurr 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 1 Nov 2003 16:43:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Hopefully You Learned To Read. Your Message Is Going To Be Ignored Because The Title Bothers Me. Good day.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17476</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 10 reviews, last by Phinch 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2003 18:26:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What it&#39;s all about.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17461</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 3 reviews, last by chicagogirl 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2003 16:49:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Blue Line</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17342</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by potatomanjack 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2003 16:00:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sonnet of John</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/17241</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 7 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2003 18:53:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Another Victory for All.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16621</link>
<description>Rating: 1.28 on 7 reviews, last by loki 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2003 21:27:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What the Hell is This Game: Round II</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16900</link>
<description>Rating: 0.40 on 10 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2003 17:32:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Post that will End Shit Post Thursday from Here to Eternity and Byond</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16789</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 22 reviews, last by GRiM_PeePeR 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2003 17:20:21 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Uber Chat Room....(Please don&#39;t hit me).</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16671</link>
<description>Rating: 1.12 on 24 reviews, last by apollo88 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2003 17:36:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What&#39;s With all the Fricken Ladybugs???</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16583</link>
<description>Rating: 1.52 on 18 reviews, last by Ingsoc 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2003 16:21:04 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Tragic Mulato</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16531</link>
<description>Rating: 0.69 on 14 reviews, last by 01011010 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2003 00:22:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Survivor Of the Atomic War</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16488</link>
<description>Rating: 0.15 on 14 reviews, last by Ingsoc 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2003 17:17:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A New Game-Round 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16227</link>
<description>Rating: -0.91 on 20 reviews, last by Miggetymizac 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2003 18:43:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Saddest Thing Ever</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16188</link>
<description>Rating: 1.22 on 10 reviews, last by Razor 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2003 05:02:18 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Want to Rip Off Big Birds Head and Shovel the Shit of 5000 Mexicans Done His (Yes, Big Bird Is a Dude. You Can see His Wang in one Episode)  Neckhole. Then I Want to Take the Olsen Twins and See How Strontium 90 Affects Thier Acting Careers.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16127</link>
<description>Rating: -0.90 on 26 reviews, last by pimpbuster 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2003 17:48:41 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>That stupid, stupid fan</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16094</link>
<description>Rating: 0.45 on 12 reviews, last by Insanethemind 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2003 13:33:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Neverending Thread II: The next Segue</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16007</link>
<description>Rating: -0.22 on 13 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2003 16:52:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Neverending Thread II: The Next Segue</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/16006</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2003 16:50:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cool Man V: The Neighborhood Goes to Hell</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15887</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 3 reviews, last by Fabish 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2003 00:32:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cool Man V- The Neighborhood is going to Hell.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15886</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by seanfogy 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2003 00:28:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cool Man V &quot;The Neighborhood is Going to Hell&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15800</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by prezuiwf 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2003 21:53:56 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cool Man V &quot;The Neighborhood is Going to Hell&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15758</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2003 16:10:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cool Man V &quot;The Neighborhood is Going to Hell&quot;</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15757</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2003 16:08:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cool Man IV- GO BEARS WOO!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15726</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 9 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2003 04:58:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cool Man III</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15677</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by Maltese 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Oct 2003 23:07:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Cool Man II</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15646</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by munkeypants 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by beer-turtle 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.16 on 7 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<description>Rating: -1.33 on 4 reviews, last by natsthename 6 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: -0.66 on 13 reviews, last by Hadooken 6 years ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.12 on 15 reviews, last by neomage 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Kristy Swan vs. Robo Pope (none blurry version1.4)</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.25 on 10 reviews, last by timtayla 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Kristy Swan vs. Robo-Pope</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15174</link>
<description>Rating: -0.90 on 14 reviews, last by dot 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 3 Oct 2003 17:59:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fun-Time Imagination Game</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15111</link>
<description>Rating: -0.80 on 6 reviews, last by DarkAnarchist235 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Oct 2003 23:01:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Tribute to SoxSexSax</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15091</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 5 reviews, last by munkeypants 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Oct 2003 16:56:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A test of the Emergency Crap-Post System</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15086</link>
<description>Rating: -1.42 on 10 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Oct 2003 15:51:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Future Art-part 1</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15046</link>
<description>Rating: 0.69 on 13 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 721 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 2 Oct 2003 03:28:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My &quot;Frontal Pics&quot;..</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15038</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 7 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>This one is for Hadooken&#39;s eyes only</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/15008</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 12 reviews, last by rad1101 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Oct 2003 17:39:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>This one is for Atz&#39;s eyes only...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14961</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 10 reviews, last by Hugeos 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Could God really be a Bum?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14963</link>
<description>Rating: -0.57 on 16 reviews, last by hidden101 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>Is Insanethemind this poor chap?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14940</link>
<description>Rating: -1.05 on 20 reviews, last by Degreeless_Capibara 5 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
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<title>God Damn Bears.. Why do you forsake us, Jeebus??</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14909</link>
<description>Rating: -1.11 on 11 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2003 04:52:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Prayer for  the Chicago  Bears</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14895</link>
<description>Rating: -0.75 on 11 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2003 00:47:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>lowsodiummonkey may be Zac Hanson...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/13225</link>
<description>Rating: -1.00 on 9 reviews, last by Loren1 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2003 22:51:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Alert!!! Bart Clifone may be Pee Wee Herman..</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14853</link>
<description>Rating: -1.36 on 13 reviews, last by atz 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2003 19:09:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Ode to Carrot Top</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14877</link>
<description>Rating: -0.33 on 9 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 6 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2003 18:06:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How to write a term paper or submit on Uber or become a politician.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14832</link>
<description>Rating: -0.28 on 17 reviews, last by thorpe 3 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2003 02:03:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lion Impersonation</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14826</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 32 reviews, last by lungfish 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2003 17:04:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A great day for life.</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14804</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 8 reviews, last by HammetthalenvanSRV 4 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2003 23:56:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How Technology is Transforming the Civilized World</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14787</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 22 reviews, last by HateMudkips 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2003 06:28:35 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Amazing future space transcript</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14786</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 6 reviews, last by HateMudkips 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2003 05:48:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Drunken AIM Chat</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14773</link>
<description>Rating: -1.06 on 21 reviews, last by HateMudkips 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2003 22:43:11 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The nature of the world as I sit in a computer lab on a cold, crappy Friday</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/14754</link>
<description>Rating: 1.03 on 36 reviews, last by redskieslookfake 283 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb Thomas &lt;cr3do2000.at.yahoo.com&gt;</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2003 18:02:26 -0000</pubDate>
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