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<description>Rating: -0.26 on 19 reviews, last by JonnyX 16 hours ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.40 on 22 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 10 days ago</description>
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<title>Hidden101 Gets Beebed</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.66 on 30 reviews, last by NerfHerder 40 days ago</description>
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<title>Ballare Gets Beebed</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.84 on 20 reviews, last by spyder882001 44 days ago</description>
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<title>A poem I wrote</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.07 on 14 reviews, last by firefly 46 days ago</description>
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<title>Illustrated News:Yuppie Northsiders Want to Kill Sam Zell, (at least In e-mails..)</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.63 on 13 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 70 days ago</description>
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<title>Tips for Takin Care of Yer Asshole Emo Wuss Baby</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.12 on 52 reviews, last by MichaelJackson 73 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.03 on 29 reviews, last by JonnyX 92 days ago</description>
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<title>Aftermath of BAAWWSSTON After the *Patriots CHOKED and lost the big dance</title>
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<title>G0 GlANTS W00!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.63 on 29 reviews, last by czwij 99 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: -0.25 on 18 reviews, last by ess-arr 103 days ago</description>
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<title>Happy Martin Luther King Day!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.15 on 38 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 110 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Str&amp;#275;awberige Zealot Blows a Poodle...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 18 reviews, last by darko 113 days ago</description>
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<title>Habeeb Dies</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 26 reviews, last by JonnyX 129 days ago</description>
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<title>Merry Christmas From Habeeb</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.82 on 25 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 142 days ago</description>
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<title>go bears woo keel dem damn vikings....</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.20 on 14 reviews, last by HadToBeDone 146 days ago</description>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00!!! KEEL DA REST OF DEM NO GOOD THUG REDSKlNS</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 26 reviews, last by sadie73 156 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;___________&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00!!! KEEL DEM T0DDLER SNlFFlN GlANTS!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.30 on 29 reviews, last by bob 161 days ago</description>
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<title>Devin Hester Will Keel U</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.88 on 26 reviews, last by orphelia 165 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: -0.50 on 22 reviews, last by woolfe 167 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WOO&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Happy Thankgiving...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113334</link>
<description>Rating: 0.87 on 11 reviews, last by JonnyX 170 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WOO&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>How I Feel Aboot My poor Bears this Season</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 82 reviews, last by darko 174 days ago</description>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00 !!! kEEL DEM  GlRLY SHEHAWKS</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 16 reviews, last by AsshOly 176 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;WOO&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00!!! KEEL dem RAIDERS</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/113090</link>
<description>Rating: -0.20 on 30 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 182 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;weeep&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Tom Brady&#39;s Big Adventure</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 33 reviews, last by pen_name 186 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;weeep&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.14 on 30 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 189 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;weeep&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>GO BEARS W00, KEEL dem  CHUMP lIONS</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112770</link>
<description>Rating: -0.65 on 35 reviews, last by munkeypants 196 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;AWW., AWWW GOD DAMMIT&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>G0 R0CKIES w00!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112682</link>
<description>Rating: -0.09 on 38 reviews, last by munkeypants 196 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;AWW., AWWW GOD DAMMIT&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>BURN BaBY BURN!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112660</link>
<description>Rating: -0.64 on 21 reviews, last by Death_Metal_Dude 202 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;AWW., AWWW GOD DAMMIT&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>go bears wooo keel does eagles weep</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112614</link>
<description>Rating: -1.09 on 19 reviews, last by AsshOly 204 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;AWW., AWWW GOD DAMMIT&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>The Three Most Rockin Songs In Video Game History</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.44 on 16 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 204 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;AWW., AWWW GOD DAMMIT&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>G0 BEARS WOO KEEL DEM ASSHOLE VlKlNGS</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.60 on 25 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 209 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GODDAMN BEARS DONT FUCK UP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>I am No A Bears Fan. Fuck The Bears, Thats Right FUCK EM AND FUCK YOU TOO YOU COFFEE CHUGGIN YUPPIES...fuck en</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 27 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 212 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GODDAMN BEARS DONT FUCK UP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Gryphon Gets Beebed</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 21 reviews, last by HotWillie 214 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GODDAMN BEARS DONT FUCK UP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>BEars WWOO G0 Weepp</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.61 on 22 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 217 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GODDAMN BEARS DONT FUCK UP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>My Goddamned Grewberfest Entry 2.0 Vista Edition</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112177</link>
<description>Rating: -0.43 on 26 reviews, last by JonnyX 222 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Rex is NOT Our Quarterback&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>My Goddamn GrewberFest Entry</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/112176</link>
<description>Rating: 0.75 on 23 reviews, last by icarus1987 223 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Rex is NOT Our Quarterback&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Crap</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.00 on 15 reviews, last by JonnyX 222 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Rex is NOT Our Quarterback&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>go bears woo fuck dem lions p and eat ther sarcoffigusses...weeeeeeeeeeep</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.21 on 19 reviews, last by JonnyX 224 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Rex is NOT Our Quarterback&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>A List Of Uber-ers that Piss Me Off</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.72 on 24 reviews, last by Zoidberg 158 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Rex is NOT Our Quarterback&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>He G0NE!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.23 on 25 reviews, last by Fartman 228 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Rex is NOT Our Quarterback&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>&quot;Scarecrows dressed in latest styles with frozen smiles to chase love away&quot;....</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.41 on 12 reviews, last by TheUniter 230 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Steal Yo Car and Kick Yo Kid&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>G0 BEARS WOO!!! kEEL DEM COWFAGS....</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.61 on 26 reviews, last by munkeypants 230 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Steal Yo Car and Kick Yo Kid&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Heres to a Good Showing For the Chicago Bears And the Kansas City Chiefs.</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.35 on 18 reviews, last by JonnyX 238 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Cut U Up&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>The Shirt I Will Wear to Jury Duty</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.83 on 12 reviews, last by Shlongy 240 days ago</description>
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<title>The Shirt I will Wear to Jury Duty</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 1 reviews, last by swamp_donkey 222 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Cut U Up&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>The Shirt I will Wear to Jury Duty</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111749</link>
<description>Rating: -1.20 on 6 reviews, last by GetNakeddd 240 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Cut U Up&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2007 23:31:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>BREAKING NEWS :The Patriots are a Bunch of No Good Cheating Assholes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111640</link>
<description>Rating: 0.30 on 39 reviews, last by AsshOly 243 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Cut U Up&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>We Will Never Forget...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111624</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 26 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 244 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Cut U Up&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00!!! KEEL DEM ASSH0LE C0CKSM0KING FAGGY  UPPITY cHARGERS...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111577</link>
<description>Rating: -0.26 on 31 reviews, last by JonnyX 245 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Cut U Up&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>ARE Y0U READY F0R S0ME F00TBAll</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111525</link>
<description>Rating: 1.11 on 20 reviews, last by Shlongy 248 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Cut U Up&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>My Message to Smelly Dumb Illegal Spicks, Oprah, And the Illinious EPA, and all of you Coffee Chuggin Hybrid Drivin&#39; Emo Bastards...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111464</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 31 reviews, last by firefly 250 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I&#39;m  Po&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>APW: Habeeb Original</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111326</link>
<description>Rating: -0.06 on 60 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 255 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I&#39;m  Po&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 20:35:08 -0000</pubDate>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111264</link>
<description>Rating: 0.28 on 24 reviews, last by Jester_and_Traxx 258 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I&#39;m  Po&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Bart Bart Goes to Buy Some Shoes</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111155</link>
<description>Rating: 0.67 on 30 reviews, last by AsshOly 258 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I&#39;m  Po&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:14:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>daa BEARSS!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111095</link>
<description>Rating: -0.51 on 51 reviews, last by firefly 266 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I dont care aboot yer ugly chitlens&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 20:12:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Video from the Last Ubercon </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/111003</link>
<description>Rating: 0.65 on 33 reviews, last by UTOCKIN2ME 270 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I dont care aboot yer ugly chitlens&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:46:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Benton MacHuklefuck (WILL) Fall Down Some Stairs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110818</link>
<description>Rating: -0.17 on 29 reviews, last by Axolotl 275 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;I dont care aboot yer ugly chitlens&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 8 Aug 2007 05:43:45 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News: Dont Fuck Wit Jerks on Da Interwebs...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110628</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 24 reviews, last by Progr3ss 285 days ago</description>
<author>banned</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 04:49:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Fell In To  A Burning Ring Of Fire- PG-11 </title>
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<description>Rating: -1.04 on 23 reviews, last by JonnyX 286 days ago</description>
<author>banned</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:53:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>I Fell In To  A Burning Ring Of Fire!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110600</link>
<description>Rating: -1.40 on 12 reviews, last by firefly 285 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GET OOT MA FACE&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 04:45:43 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Shlongy Goes for a Stroll</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110479</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 32 reviews, last by Yozz 290 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GET OOT MA FACE&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 19:50:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Geek Off  Entry (NSFM)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110338</link>
<description>Rating: 0.68 on 18 reviews, last by JoeyG 289 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GET OOT MA FACE&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2007 06:04:25 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mr Thug Beats Up an Asshole From Seattle</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110272</link>
<description>Rating: 0.10 on 38 reviews, last by catalyst.dp 291 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GET OOT MA FACE&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2007 06:09:40 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>G0 RUSH W00!!! KEEL DEM UPPlTY SAN JOSE SABRECATS, W00!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/110131</link>
<description>Rating: 0.50 on 20 reviews, last by richardcranium 301 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GET OOT MA FACE&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2007 18:23:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>G0 CHlCAG0 RUSH W00!!! KEEL DEM FAGGY L.A. AVENGERS...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109987</link>
<description>Rating: 1.06 on 22 reviews, last by JonnyX 307 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GET OOT MA FACE&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 9 Jul 2007 21:08:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Charminglybeef&#39;s Night on the Town!!! </title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109830</link>
<description>Rating: 0.55 on 18 reviews, last by Shlongy 306 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;IMO THROW U INA RAVEEN&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 4 Jul 2007 07:33:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>lT BEGlNS.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109786</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 52 reviews, last by munkeypants 313 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;IMO THROW U INA RAVEEN&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 2 Jul 2007 19:46:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>TAFFY F0R All</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109753</link>
<description>Rating: 0.18 on 31 reviews, last by a_little_more_time 315 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;IMO THROW U INA RAVEEN&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 1 Jul 2007 17:42:48 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lamest Front Page in the History of the Chicago Sun Times...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109689</link>
<description>Rating: -0.05 on 21 reviews, last by Lambchop 313 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Kill Yer Family&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 20:25:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>EXPERlMA lS MA BlTCH</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109498</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 28 reviews, last by Flack 316 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Its Time to Invade Canada&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:22:49 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>APW: Masters of Songwriting: Biz Markie</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109430</link>
<description>Rating: -0.50 on 11 reviews, last by Flack 316 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Its Time to Invade Canada&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 19:49:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck yer Ribs, DA BEAN Wil swallow yer soul and make u go Blind, Bitch</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109316</link>
<description>Rating: 0.59 on 26 reviews, last by Flack 316 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Its Time to Invade Canada&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:40:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Southern Comfort Proof</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109294</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 15 reviews, last by Flack 316 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Its Time to Invade Canada&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 22:20:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109204</link>
<description>Rating: -0.77 on 29 reviews, last by Flack 316 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Its Time to Invade Canada&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:38:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>My message for Thorpe</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/109028</link>
<description>Rating: -0.83 on 31 reviews, last by Respek 229 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Its Time to Invade Canada&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Jun 2007 05:05:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>We&#39;re Drifting, the Land of the Brave and the Home of the Free...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108939</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 23 reviews, last by munkeypants 339 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Its Time to Invade Canada&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 4 Jun 2007 06:17:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Bart Bart and His Fit Mom Getting it on...(Completely Werk Safe!!!)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/108321</link>
<description>Rating: -0.53 on 20 reviews, last by Flack 316 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Its Time to Invade Canada&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 06:07:28 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Joke and a Game for u all to Enjoy...HUUGG</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101677</link>
<description>Rating: -0.81 on 16 reviews, last by Flack 316 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Its Time to Invade Canada&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 20:16:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>LOcal Fatass gros a Mustache....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101453</link>
<description>Rating: -0.37 on 12 reviews, last by Flack 316 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuck yer lil barkin rat dog imo punt it&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 7 May 2007 06:37:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title> Shlongy&#39;s Nighmare Revealed: the real reason hes a Bitter Washed Up Nobody</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101419</link>
<description>Rating: 1.53 on 14 reviews, last by Flack 316 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuck yer lil barkin rat dog imo punt it&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 5 May 2007 03:31:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If Yer Hoe Only Know, that She was Gettin FUCKED on da Seventh Flo...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101323</link>
<description>Rating: 0.57 on 8 reviews, last by TheUniter 375 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuck yer lil barkin rat dog imo punt it&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 3 May 2007 07:48:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>H0W l F0UND G0D</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101268</link>
<description>Rating: 0.30 on 20 reviews, last by JonnyX 376 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuck yer lil barkin rat dog imo punt it&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 May 2007 05:24:30 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>H0W l F0UND G0D</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101267</link>
<description>Rating: -2.00 on 2 reviews, last by ilikesteak 376 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuck yer lil barkin rat dog imo punt it&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 May 2007 05:21:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>ILIKESTEAK Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101224</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 26 reviews, last by Flack 316 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuck yer lil barkin rat dog imo punt it&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 1 May 2007 07:19:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>eAT gNOMES AND Fuck them.Gnomes are the reject spawn of niggers and Jews and Virginia Tec family Victims AND THEY WILL KlLL U</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101135</link>
<description>Rating: 1.04 on 31 reviews, last by Fatterrific 316 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuck yer lil barkin rat dog imo punt it&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:03:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What The Bulls did to the Heat tonight...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101049</link>
<description>Rating: 0.09 on 25 reviews, last by Flack 316 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuck yer lil barkin rat dog imo punt it&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:30:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Habeeb Camwhores.... giggle</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/101016</link>
<description>Rating: -0.36 on 20 reviews, last by firefly 384 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Fuck yer lil barkin rat dog imo punt it&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:10:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 1.30 on 38 reviews, last by beauxjizzle 388 days ago</description>
<author>Cho Suing-Hui</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.84 on 25 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 260 days ago</description>
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<title>You all Look Like a Bunch of Nappy Headed Ho&#39;s</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.32 on 34 reviews, last by Flack 316 days ago</description>
<author>Don Imus</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.66 on 35 reviews, last by Flack 316 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.50 on 25 reviews, last by Flack 316 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.46 on 43 reviews, last by Flack 316 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.48 on 56 reviews, last by EmissionImpossible 316 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: -1.00 on 6 reviews, last by Flack 316 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.85 on 60 reviews, last by Flack 316 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.04 on 42 reviews, last by JonnyX 411 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 23 reviews, last by JonnyX 411 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Canada&#39;s Official National Song!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.28 on 16 reviews, last by TheUniter 420 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Coley (aka Buffalo) Gets Violated</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.07 on 28 reviews, last by lungfish 408 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.25 on 27 reviews, last by thorpe 428 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; STIR DA SOUL &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 47 reviews, last by ess-arr 431 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; EVERYTHINGS FINE &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.00 on 2 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 432 days ago</description>
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<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.32 on 29 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 439 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 36 reviews, last by JonnyX 441 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 21 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 444 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<author>Habeeb  &quot; WEEEEP&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.11 on 29 reviews, last by goferforhire 462 days ago</description>
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<title>I ApologiZe For So Many GO BEARSS WOO!! Posts... Wait NO I DONT FUCK U</title>
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<title>BARBAR0 lS DEAD!!! G0 BEARS W00!!</title>
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<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 31 reviews, last by Unabonger 475 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.35 on 41 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 476 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.23 on 23 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 477 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.59 on 35 reviews, last by rob_berg 478 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 35 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 477 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.27 on 48 reviews, last by JonnyX 483 days ago</description>
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<title>Religous Message For the Day....</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 10 reviews, last by kuroneko_sama 485 days ago</description>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97475</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 30 reviews, last by JulsInsane 481 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 8 Jan 2007 21:18:29 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>BOSH&#39;S Boss&#39; Son Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97389</link>
<description>Rating: 0.89 on 23 reviews, last by DudeThatsBOSH 122 days ago</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 5 Jan 2007 07:45:03 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News: Fat Bitch Falls and Blocks Cave: Traps Everyone...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97347</link>
<description>Rating: 1.81 on 41 reviews, last by Creepy_guy 489 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 4 Jan 2007 05:02:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GO  BEARS WOO!!:Keel Dem Packers</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97268</link>
<description>Rating: -0.13 on 18 reviews, last by dexpaxas 489 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
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<title>Saddam Husane Gets Beebed (executed)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97243</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 20 reviews, last by dexpaxas 489 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:51:07 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The most Famous Song in Vidoe Game history sung by Habeeb</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97217</link>
<description>Rating: 0.72 on 25 reviews, last by dexpaxas 489 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:17:37 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>A Letter From Ma Son...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97152</link>
<description>Rating: 1.30 on 24 reviews, last by dexpaxas 489 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:07:09 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>GO BEARS WOO!!!: Crush Dem Lion Pussies</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97109</link>
<description>Rating: 1.07 on 19 reviews, last by dexpaxas 489 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
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<title>To Berry, Ma Uberfriend.....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/97024</link>
<description>Rating: 1.14 on 25 reviews, last by dexpaxas 489 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 04:44:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>2 Rabbits Discuss Da Future And Free Will</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96921</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 16 reviews, last by munkeypants 502 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:10:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00!!!  Fuck Dem Bucs...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96903</link>
<description>Rating: 1.33 on 9 reviews, last by chipolatte 512 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 04:30:53 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>HABEEBS R0CKlN EM0 S0NG</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96850</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 43 reviews, last by forensicgirl3 485 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:28:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>An Hour In the Life Of Marty The Bengal</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96802</link>
<description>Rating: 1.65 on 25 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 515 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:14:50 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>How a Gay Man Looks After Accidental Butt Seckz...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96705</link>
<description>Rating: 1.68 on 18 reviews, last by munkeypants 515 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Dec 2006 20:11:05 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>(NSFW  Text)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96605</link>
<description>Rating: 1.41 on 21 reviews, last by rejected 516 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 7 Dec 2006 06:43:59 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Coloring Contest</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96550</link>
<description>Rating: 1.94 on 20 reviews, last by munkeypants 502 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Dec 2006 05:58:38 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck Da Present... G0 1973 W00!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96505</link>
<description>Rating: 1.66 on 32 reviews, last by tuesdaydelay 523 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Dec 2006 06:07:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Fuck Da Present...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96504</link>
<description>Rating: 0.00 on 1 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 525 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 5 Dec 2006 06:02:19 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00!!! KEEL DEM CHUMP VlKlNGS</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96451</link>
<description>Rating: 0.73 on 30 reviews, last by munkeypants 525 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 3 Dec 2006 07:34:17 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lesbian Goth Cows Spotted Grazin&#39; In Nebraska</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96443</link>
<description>Rating: 1.49 on 32 reviews, last by munkeypants 525 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 2 Dec 2006 19:42:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Welcome to the South Chicago Suburbs</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96335</link>
<description>Rating: 1.03 on 22 reviews, last by Shlongy 527 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:07:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Henry Darger Tribute Post</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96185</link>
<description>Rating: 1.75 on 17 reviews, last by Sinistral 532 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:03:16 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00!! FUCK THE FAGTREIOTS AND B0STON in the ear (YA HAPPY BART BART, I BET U DONT WANT DA BEARS TO WIN IT ALL) FUCK Y0U</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96174</link>
<description>Rating: 0.23 on 26 reviews, last by munkeypants 529 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2006 08:45:00 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News: Atlanta Cops Fuck Up and Kill Innocent Granny ( weep)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/96042</link>
<description>Rating: 1.43 on 32 reviews, last by munkeypants 529 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:29:10 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Special Habeeb Sex Sound File From 10 Years Ago...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95932</link>
<description>Rating: 1.18 on 15 reviews, last by GnarlsBarkley 539 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:15:52 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00!!! KEEL DEM JETS lN DA FACE</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95900</link>
<description>Rating: 0.25 on 21 reviews, last by JonnyX 539 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:26:06 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>If You Are a Hideously Ugly retarded Fat Nigger Bitch With 4 Chins Stay offa Talkshows Unless You Are a Gues Because U Dont Fit In AND MAKE EVERY0NEG0 BLIND</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95850</link>
<description>Rating: 0.85 on 38 reviews, last by coley 541 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2006 05:52:39 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Would U Ever Consider Fuckin A Cow??? After Seeing This U Might....(VNSFW) VERSI0N 1.2</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95734</link>
<description>Rating: 1.19 on 25 reviews, last by TheUniter 545 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:28:14 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Would U Ever Consider Fuckin A Cow??? After Seeing This U Might....(VNSFW)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95732</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 3 reviews, last by Timmaaaaah 546 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:17:32 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>G0 BEARS W00??! PLEASE JEEBUS LET DEM WlN</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95670</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 25 reviews, last by GetNakeddd 546 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 00:16:02 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Gnarls?Barclay Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95594</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 29 reviews, last by orphelia 102 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:35:24 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mrs. Beeb gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95535</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 19 reviews, last by MANICMOTHER 550 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 9 Nov 2006 08:04:01 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sinistral Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95396</link>
<description>Rating: 0.20 on 13 reviews, last by trivia91 551 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Nov 2006 05:15:34 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>0H G0DDAMMlT...WEEEEP</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95333</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 40 reviews, last by GetNakeddd 553 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 6 Nov 2006 01:58:33 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Sicoseman Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95206</link>
<description>Rating: 1.72 on 19 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 554 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Nov 2006 22:50:57 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Mclegs, AKA GetNaked, AKA Vowelsounds Gets Beebed:Oldest Comic Strip Ever Found</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95131</link>
<description>Rating: 1.40 on 33 reviews, last by Bubba2341 559 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:39:46 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>DA BEARS ARE C0MlNG...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/95079</link>
<description>Rating: 1.10 on 16 reviews, last by JonnyX 560 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2006 21:33:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>PUSSY C0MPlLATlION</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94995</link>
<description>Rating: 1.86 on 159 reviews, last by i_can_get_you_a_toe 216 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:48:23 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>The Superfriends Get Beebed, I guess....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94977</link>
<description>Rating: 1.16 on 34 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 564 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; BEST IN GRAPHIX WOO!!!&quot;: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 21:22:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>lSTAR0S&#39;S MYSPACE AC0UNT  GETS BEEBED</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94886</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 41 reviews, last by Istaros 565 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:23:20 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News Late Night Semi Endtrunkended Edition: 0MG YER SM0KlN, N0T YER B0D BUT A VlLE CiGERRETE...(gets oot cellphone)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/94824</link>
<description>Rating: 0.91 on 28 reviews, last by stevie_says 566 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:27:36 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 1.42 on 29 reviews, last by Zoidberg 566 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.82 on 38 reviews, last by Istaros 568 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.94 on 19 reviews, last by FartSmeller 573 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.28 on 33 reviews, last by apollo88 566 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 0.71 on 26 reviews, last by apollo88 574 days ago</description>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 21 reviews, last by Shlongy 575 days ago</description>
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<title>Mike Ditka Doesnt like to Wait in Line...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.95 on 26 reviews, last by apollo88 566 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
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<title>Habeebs Do Nothin Competition</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.13 on 30 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 578 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.69 on 69 reviews, last by Shlongy 112 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
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<title>Habeeb Two for One Post: G0 BEARS W00!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.70 on 12 reviews, last by darko 580 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 32 reviews, last by Bubba2341 529 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.81 on 22 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 585 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb  &quot; DA BEARSS... 07 SUPERBOWL CHAMPS: Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.46 on 32 reviews, last by Shlongy 588 days ago</description>
<author>hABEEB &quot;IM FINE &quot; THOMAS</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.16 on 21 reviews, last by JonnyX 593 days ago</description>
<author>hABEEB &quot;IM FINE &quot; THOMAS</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.09 on 13 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 596 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RAAAAA &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.07 on 17 reviews, last by AsshOly 596 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RAAAAA &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.04 on 40 reviews, last by Newty 505 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RAAAAA &quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2006 20:26:47 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Illustrated News: WALKlN SHARK DlSC0VERED: RUN F0 Y0 LlVES...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.72 on 53 reviews, last by apollo88 566 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RAAAAA &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.12 on 18 reviews, last by livEvil 602 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RAAAAA &quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 18:07:42 -0000</pubDate>
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<description>Rating: 1.04 on 29 reviews, last by apollo88 566 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RAAAAA &quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>My Memories Of September 11th...</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 27 reviews, last by munkeypants 607 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RAAAAA &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.90 on 58 reviews, last by Fabish 323 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RAAAAA &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.75 on 35 reviews, last by strwbryfanatic 615 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Its Been One Year Since Katrina....</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.06 on 33 reviews, last by FartSmeller 622 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.55 on 35 reviews, last by thorpe 590 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Baret Bart is ma frind now...</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.50 on 9 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 631 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 04:49:13 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>lLLUSTRATED NEWS: J0N B0NET RAMSEY??? K...WTF???!  2.0</title>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 23 reviews, last by munkeypants 630 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91963</link>
<description>Rating: 2.00 on 5 reviews, last by JonnyX 630 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91910</link>
<description>Rating: 1.77 on 37 reviews, last by munkeypants 634 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/91748</link>
<description>Rating: 1.88 on 24 reviews, last by munkeypants 630 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.73 on 48 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 641 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.57 on 23 reviews, last by munkeypants 646 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Habeeb VlDWHORES....</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.03 on 26 reviews, last by DeathJester 649 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.75 on 23 reviews, last by munkeypants 646 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 19 reviews, last by munkeypants 646 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.12 on 27 reviews, last by darko 657 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; WEEEEEPPP &quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.65 on 29 reviews, last by MistressFist 662 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH HAVE WON ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.22 on 32 reviews, last by munkeypants 668 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH HAVE WON ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.61 on 23 reviews, last by JonnyX 670 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH HAVE WON ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Illustrated News: Part Of The Problem</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.37 on 33 reviews, last by munkeypants 672 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH HAVE WON ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Sometimes Ma Knee Geevs OOT Weeeeeep</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.33 on 20 reviews, last by Shlongy 679 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH HAVE WON ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.00 on 21 reviews, last by thorpe 682 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH HAVE WON ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>D-Prime Madness: CR0WD ON THIER FEET....</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.29 on 19 reviews, last by munkeypants 688 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH HAVE WON ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89136</link>
<description>Rating: 1.31 on 37 reviews, last by CoachMagirk27 697 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH HAVE WON ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Re-enactment of Ben Ruthlesburgerwitfriesnoonions Horrible Motorcycle Accident</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/89085</link>
<description>Rating: 1.85 on 35 reviews, last by Axolotl 693 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH HAVE WON ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>TigerLily Takes it da Rearend but Lives to Tell Aboot It. Plus a Cameo by FluteBoy</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88955</link>
<description>Rating: 1.64 on 42 reviews, last by darko 700 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; RUSH ARE GOIN TO ARENABOWL 20&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Annual Crazy Spellin Bee Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88648</link>
<description>Rating: 1.73 on 29 reviews, last by UnderOathMeal 622 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Moist Pantaloons&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>How Gary the  Bear Died...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88560</link>
<description>Rating: 0.73 on 25 reviews, last by Berty 712 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Moist Pantaloons&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>An Inspirational message for all Ma Uber friends...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88290</link>
<description>Rating: 0.14 on 16 reviews, last by Wallstreet 719 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;JUDGE NOT LEST THEE BE JUDGED THINESELF&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Illustrated News: OMG HAPPY CRACK !!!?!!?!?!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/88113</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 21 reviews, last by livEvil 713 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;JUDGE NOT LEST THEE BE JUDGED THINESELF&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Before U Kill Yer Neybor, SaY this to Him ands He Will Leave U BEE</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.29 on 23 reviews, last by Brendon 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;JUDGE NOT LEST THEE BE JUDGED THINESELF&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>MS-Paint Peener Contest Entry</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87453</link>
<description>Rating: 1.51 on 42 reviews, last by CoachMagirk27 697 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;JUDGE NOT LEST THEE BE JUDGED THINESELF&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Ilustrated News: Keith Richards Falls Out Of A Palm Tree</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87386</link>
<description>Rating: 1.56 on 29 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;FUCK ALL IMMIGRANTS&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>l GEEV U JERKS FREE CARFAX REP0RTS lFN CHU WAN EM</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/87148</link>
<description>Rating: 1.38 on 57 reviews, last by Brendon 729 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GOD DAMN WHITE SOX&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>I AM HABEEB...GiVE ME  A G00D RATlNG 0H ELSE BART BART WlLL BAN CHU</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86846</link>
<description>Rating: 0.34 on 34 reviews, last by Axolotl 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GOD DAMN WHITE SOX&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Mistress Fist is a Ridiculous Asshole...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86471</link>
<description>Rating: 0.77 on 38 reviews, last by simple_catalyst 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;GOD DAMN WHITE SOX&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Awkward Hand Turkey Presents: A Fateful Day...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86355</link>
<description>Rating: 1.46 on 47 reviews, last by Kent_Weirdo 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Calm Down, Its just a Website&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>W00!!! THE FlRST PlTCH 0F DA 2006 SEA0N HAS BEEN THR0WN</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/86169</link>
<description>Rating: 0.06 on 37 reviews, last by The_Cyst_Master 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Calm Down, Its just a Website&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>You small-dicked, slope-shouldered, low-browed, foreskin-chewing President</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85907</link>
<description>Rating: 0.05 on 18 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Calm Down, Its just a Website&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>lTS TlME T0 BEEB THE TAKlNG BACK 0F UBERSlTE... AGEEN...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85817</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 37 reviews, last by The_Cyst_Master 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Calm Down, Its just a Website&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.25 on 13 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Calm Down, Its just a Website&quot; Thomas</author>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Mar 2006 00:21:15 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>What St. Patricks Day Means To ME...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/85495</link>
<description>Rating: -0.83 on 23 reviews, last by COMountain 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Love Da Earf&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.30 on 16 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Love Da Earf&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Chicks Wit Hairy Forearms are Bad</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.47 on 20 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 242 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Love Da Earf&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.91 on 31 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Love Da Earf&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>W00 UBERMADNESS lV lS C0MlNG!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84930</link>
<description>Rating: 1.80 on 29 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Love Da Earf&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>ELECTR0 lS A WHALE... PROOF..DUN DUN DUN</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84870</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 19 reviews, last by Unabonger 710 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Love Da Earf&quot; Thomas</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84839</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 25 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Love Da Earf&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>&quot;There is no WAY you would have a post without peeners and blarf&quot; LlES U VlLE H0AR</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84779</link>
<description>Rating: 0.70 on 24 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Love Da Earf&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Cute Things are Special...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84727</link>
<description>Rating: 1.21 on 29 reviews, last by AsshOly 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Love Da Earf&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Illustrated News: Man Hides In Bathrooms and Collects and Drinks Lil Boys Pee- Film at 11</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84677</link>
<description>Rating: 1.00 on 34 reviews, last by inkursion 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Slice Yer Gullet&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.42 on 14 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Slice Yer Gullet&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>SlA0NARA B00BERClTE ( nsfw R0UNDEYE)</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.15 on 21 reviews, last by c1ndy 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Slice Yer Gullet&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Mario Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84431</link>
<description>Rating: 1.58 on 31 reviews, last by knucklesnelson 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Slice Yer Gullet&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Modest Yahoo is NOT COOL</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84362</link>
<description>Rating: 0.80 on 34 reviews, last by thorpe 455 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Slice Yer Gullet&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Official New Logo of UBERSITE WOO!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84300</link>
<description>Rating: 0.11 on 35 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Slice Yer Gullet&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>The REAL Ultimate MS Paint: It Will Make You Weep and Kill Your Children WOO!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84244</link>
<description>Rating: 1.60 on 73 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 164 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title> Axolotl Gets Beebed</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84218</link>
<description>Rating: 1.45 on 29 reviews, last by hungovermondays 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Brdn_Nkd IS DEAD!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/84160</link>
<description>Rating: 0.26 on 20 reviews, last by Amorphous 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 1.32 on 27 reviews, last by Davros 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Valentines Day....</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83935</link>
<description>Rating: 1.69 on 15 reviews, last by simple_catalyst 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Canadian Asshole  Caulaincourt Gets Beebed (AND LOVES IT)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83824</link>
<description>Rating: 1.36 on 75 reviews, last by MichelleNJ 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Endo-Meat Tree-OH SIS!!! (pLUS jONNY DaMON)</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83800</link>
<description>Rating: 0.52 on 18 reviews, last by CaptainThorns 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Look at ma New Computer...It is the Baddest Machine in the EAST GO STEELERS WOO!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83465</link>
<description>Rating: 1.29 on 26 reviews, last by awesome_face 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Why Can&#39;t You&#39;s Guys Be Nice To Me?</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83154</link>
<description>Rating: 0.98 on 60 reviews, last by Spooner 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Bart Bart&#39;s Newest Picture</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/83103</link>
<description>Rating: -0.61 on 41 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;No Thank You, Emo&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>I have been Lurking For a Spell and have now gathered up The courage for my first post...</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.12 on 40 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Captian Tits</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.26 on 44 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Peaceful Monk&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.12 on 39 reviews, last by RabiedRooster 341 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Peaceful Monk&quot; Thomas</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.40 on 15 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Peaceful Monk&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Illustrated News: D0N&#39;T BRlNG DRUGS T0 SlNGAP0RE...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78241</link>
<description>Rating: -0.37 on 18 reviews, last by Ditka 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Peaceful Monk&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Ilustrated News: Pastor gets Fried Baptisin&#39; Woman</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/78167</link>
<description>Rating: 0.90 on 21 reviews, last by Ditka 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;Peaceful Monk&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Shlongy is a Zombie and A Chicken Molester- PH0T0GRAPHlC PR00F</title>
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<description>Rating: -1.10 on 28 reviews, last by Ditka 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;STOP CALLNG ME&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Bears- an</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.57 on 9 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot;STOP CALLNG ME&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>MA Singing debut</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.64 on 16 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Farmer Jose Brown</author>
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<title>l&#39;M MASTERBATLNG RlGHT N0W</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.45 on 22 reviews, last by Wallstreet 2 years ago</description>
<author>WHITE SOX, WHITE SOX , GO GO WHITE SOX</author>
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<title>w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77836</link>
<description>Rating: 0.94 on 22 reviews, last by Ditka 2 years ago</description>
<author>WHITE SOX, WHITE SOX , GO GO WHITE SOX</author>
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<title>W0RLD SERlES SHUFFLE!!!</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77657</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 19 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>WHITE SOX, WHITE SOX , GO GO WHITE SOX</author>
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<title>ASTR0S, ASTROS, go go ASTROS...</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77508</link>
<description>Rating: 0.38 on 15 reviews, last by JonnyX 2 years ago</description>
<author>WHITE SOX, WHITE SOX , GO GO WHITE SOX</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77442</link>
<description>Rating: -1.40 on 16 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>WHITE SOX, WHITE SOX , GO GO WHITE SOX</author>
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<description>Rating: 2.00 on 2 reviews, last by Maltese 596 days ago</description>
<author>WHITE SOX, WHITE SOX , GO GO WHITE SOX</author>
<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2005 04:01:27 -0000</pubDate>
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<title>Lechuga Hates America and is Highly Gay</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77273</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 15 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>WHITE SOX, WHITE SOX , GO GO WHITE SOX</author>
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<title>Electro is very fat</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/77255</link>
<description>Rating: -0.03 on 33 reviews, last by Smack_Fuck 2 years ago</description>
<author>WHITE SOX, WHITE SOX , GO GO WHITE SOX</author>
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<title>CAN U DlG lT, SUCKAS!!!!</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.21 on 17 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Stab U Dead</author>
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<description>Rating: 0.31 on 21 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Stab U Dead</author>
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<title>A Message from thy Lord</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.33 on 9 reviews, last by Ditka 2 years ago</description>
<author>Jeebus</author>
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<description>Rating: -0.77 on 29 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>How Culumbo discovered America</title>
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<description>Rating: -0.61 on 15 reviews, last by Zoidberg 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Next person that posts about rape gets banned</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.06 on 25 reviews, last by jinhenkim 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Cutting is Wrong....</title>
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<description>Rating: 0.91 on 14 reviews, last by ChristPuncher 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>WHlTE S0X.... FUCKYEAH</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76675</link>
<description>Rating: 0.39 on 41 reviews, last by BuckeyesTHEGAME 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Hedonism in Chicago: 10/4-5/05</title>
<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76648</link>
<description>Rating: 0.92 on 13 reviews, last by munkeypants 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<link>http://www.ubersite.com/m/76540</link>
<description>Rating: 0.33 on 19 reviews, last by Berty 2 years ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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<title>Illustrated News: Retard Sex Scandal ..OMG</title>
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<description>Rating: 1.80 on 35 reviews, last by JohnnyTruant 467 days ago</description>
<author>Habeeb &quot; GO BEARS WOO!!!&quot; Thomas</author>
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