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[None] Picture of Rainbow Pubic hair   (Rating: -0.5 on 16 reviews, last by Unabonger 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-11-01 23:19:23 EST
[Republicans] The reason why Gay Porn is awesome   (Rating: -1.45 on 13 reviews, last by ryan5012 4 years ago)
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[Republicans] The reason why George Bush is awesome   (Rating: -1.67 on 4 reviews, last by williamson 4 years ago)
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[None] Oh my   (Rating: -1.62 on 10 reviews, last by williamson 4 years ago)
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[None] Product of Boredome   (Rating: 1.25 on 4 reviews, last by sideshow 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-10-24 02:30:10 EDT
[None] Home (Part 2)   (Rating: 0.5 on 2 reviews, last by joedaddy 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-10-22 06:01:03 EDT
[General] Home (Part 1)   (Rating: -0.78 on 11 reviews, last by brokenlizard534 4 years ago)
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[General] Dropping an Egg (Big Pic)   (Rating: 1.67 on 10 reviews, last by Phallic_Cymbals 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-10-20 01:16:49 EDT
[General] My thoughts on today's Teenagers   (Rating: 0.14 on 9 reviews, last by Whiplash 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-10-18 03:02:21 EDT
[None] Snack Recipe 2   (Rating: -0.5 on 6 reviews, last by Stabkill 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-10-12 02:22:40 EDT
[None] Ultimate Prank   (Rating: -1.86 on 11 reviews, last by Stabkill 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-10-11 13:34:26 EDT
[None] Snack Recipe (It will rape you)   (Rating: 0.67 on 8 reviews, last by Stabkill 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-10-09 22:29:52 EDT
[None] Interesting News   (Rating: -0.2 on 11 reviews, last by Stabkill 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-10-06 13:06:45 EDT
[None] Interesting   (Rating: 1.33 on 7 reviews, last by Stabkill 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-10-05 21:07:55 EDT
[None] Conspiracy Theory   (Rating: -0.9 on 12 reviews, last by Stabkill 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-10-05 02:25:50 EDT
[None] People through the ages are calling for his uban!   (Rating: -1.56 on 9 reviews, last by Stabkill 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-09-30 20:08:40 EDT
[None] Ok guys this is it...   (Rating: -0.33 on 6 reviews, last by DavyJones 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-09-30 00:48:04 EDT
[None] he he he   (Rating: -1.78 on 9 reviews, last by Stabkill 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-09-29 14:06:42 EDT
[None] Interesting   (Rating: -0.83 on 11 reviews, last by goose 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-09-29 02:49:24 EDT
[None] CM's third Riddle (Yes, with a good supply of +2)   (Rating: -0.46 on 18 reviews, last by Orgasmatron 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-09-25 20:53:44 EDT
[None] BEHOLD! They do exist   (Rating: -0.92 on 13 reviews, last by Merlina 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-09-22 16:12:12 EDT
[General] Longing for Company   (Rating: 1 on 3 reviews, last by Barnymeinhoff 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-09-22 02:05:21 EDT
[None] Try Harvard Now!   (Rating: -1.62 on 10 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-05-24 02:28:42 EDT
[None] Proposition to Uber   (Rating: -1 on 19 reviews, last by yermom 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Master Baiter (View user info) at 2005-05-19 01:45:22 EDT
[None] Super Slam Theme   (Rating: -1.6 on 5 reviews, last by joedaddy 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Masturbator (View user info) at 2005-05-15 21:03:59 EDT
[General] Religious Books Desecration at Gitmo   (Rating: 0.42 on 13 reviews, last by BLITZKREIG_BOB 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Masturbator (View user info) at 2005-05-15 13:40:24 EDT
[None] Reason why Insurance Rates for young males are higher   (Rating: 1.33 on 5 reviews, last by joedaddy 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Masturbator (View user info) at 2005-05-14 18:31:21 EDT
[None] The Man who was not there Anymore   (Rating: -0.42 on 8 reviews, last by joedaddy 4 years ago)
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[None] The Man who was not there anymore   (Rating: -2 on 2 reviews, last by BillsSBChamps 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Masturbator (View user info) at 2005-05-14 00:18:56 EDT
[None] Idea for a Reality Show?   (Rating: 0.83 on 17 reviews, last by thorpe 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Masturbator (View user info) at 2005-05-11 01:11:58 EDT
[None] Riddle 2: Solve this, and get a life-time supply of +2   (Rating: 0.27 on 56 reviews, last by congo 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Masturbator (View user info) at 2005-05-10 01:26:25 EDT
[None] Haiku Post Monday (Retry)   (Rating: -2 on 2 reviews, last by stevetherugbyman 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Masturbator (View user info) at 2005-05-09 13:14:19 EDT
[None] Haiku Post Monday   (Rating: 0 on 1 review, last by ChronicMasturbator 4 years ago)
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Submitted by Chronic Masturbator (View user info) at 2005-05-09 13:10:02 EDT
[None] Answer to Riddle 1   (Rating: 0.47 on 30 reviews, last by TheSpook 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Masturbator (View user info) at 2005-05-07 19:45:45 EDT
[None] Solve this Riddle, and get a lifetime supply of +2   (Rating: 0.48 on 182 reviews, last by ugaly 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Masturbator (View user info) at 2005-05-06 23:45:30 EDT
[None] Die Conspiracy Theorist Guy, DIE!   (Rating: 2 on 4 reviews, last by supadupapupa 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Masturbator (View user info) at 2005-05-05 12:52:55 EDT
[None] I'm Happy, I'm Relaxed, Booogh Booog   (Rating: 1 on 1 review, last by lordofthedance 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Masturbator (View user info) at 2005-05-05 00:38:32 EDT
[None] Confused about your sexuality?   (Rating: 1 on 15 reviews, last by Duke_Diggler 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Masturbator (View user info) at 2005-05-04 03:14:16 EDT
[None] Uber Contest: Best 3 Liners   (Rating: -0.65 on 20 reviews, last by IkesApt 4 years ago)
Submitted by Chronic Masturbator (View user info) at 2005-05-03 17:56:02 EDT

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User id:15342
Registered on or around: 2005-01-08 23:02:48 EST
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Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.

Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting last night
at the bar. Apparently he doesn't really love Selma and the
marriage is just a sham to help his career.

A Fish Called Selma